* Posts by yellowlawn

16 posts • joined 26 May 2011

UK military may recruit wheezy, alcoholic keyboard warriors


Oooh Geek on Geek action. Large Pepperoni Pizza - Check. Copious 2 litre bottles of Cola - Check. Lights out and Penetration testing away!

Billionaire bros Bezos, Buffett become bonkers bio brokers: Swap W in AWS for H for healthcare


Am sure the issues with healthcare in the States is down to that fact that most Americans don't want to pay for any healthcare until they actually need it. Healthcare may be massively underfunded here in the UK but at least it's available whenever it's needed. And you don't get kicked out of hospital when the money runs out.

5 reasons why America's Ctrl-Z on net neutrality rules is a GOOD thing


Hello, I'm here from the Government. and I'm going to help you with your internet. Honest.

US authorities issue strongly worded warnings about crypto-investments


This is what worries me, that 40% of Bitcoin is in the hands of 1000 people - https://ind.pn/2kp1Smj

If a few of them cash in, it may start a run on BTC. What if someone like George Soros owns a large chunk and at the behest of his puppet masters, sells up his BTC.

The ultimate full English breakfast – have your SAY


Here you go ladies, the Fat Bastard Special. And just down the road from me


Shock: NASA denies secret child sex slave cannibal colony on Mars


Taken from the film Paul:

*Why* does everyone always assume that? What am I doing? Am I harvesting farts? How much can I learn from an ass?

While everyone is trying to rationalise what this guy has said. What if just 0.1% of these tin foil hat comments are in fact correct?

Eee by gum! Aye up, Microsoft, what's tha y' got? Cloud for accents?


Grandma, grandma. Mi grandad's gone and collopsed on ter t'allotment. Well don't just stand there oppen a tin'o peys

MI6 to hire another 1,000 bods 'cos of private surveillance tech


They can't get staff as most people who are rich enough to live in and around London are privately educated and go where the money is. People from outside London who may be able to do the work there can't afford to live in and around London on the paltry wages they pay. Catch 22 really.

Apple bans benign iOS spyware detection, security info app


And yet G Data is still allowed to flourish on the app store. Go figure. https://itunes.apple.com/gb/app/g-data-internet-security/id1037333546?mt=8

Windows 10: THE ULTIMATE GUIDE to Microsoft's long apology for Windows 8



Does anyone know if deploying this defuncts Microsoft's highly intrusive Beta privacy policy or has it stayed.

Windows XP's market share grows AGAIN!


A local council my wife works for uses Windows XP and IE6

Sysadmins: Your best tale of woe wins a PRIZE


I used to work for this major high street bank, but last week they sacked me.


Johnny Fat Fingers

Vote now for the WORST movie EVER


Chef Gordon Ramsey's - Love's Kitchen???????????

NOOOOOOOOOOO - were is Chef Gordon Ramsey's - Love's Kitchen??? It only took £121 offically at the Box Office. Name me a film that took less??????????????

So, what IS the worst film ever made?


What about the Beniffer 2003 classic: Gigli


Or Pitch Black the only free film I have attended were half the audience got up and left after the first 20 minutes.

Anything with Vin 'Wooden Actor' Diesel in or similarly any film made by Michael 'I can massacre this perfectly good franchise' Bay

Eddie Murphy heading for worst movie ever glory


Worst Film

And are we really forgetting this film:

Gordon Ramsays' - Love's Kitchen which only took a paltry £121 at the box office. Yikes

Virgin Media TV Powered by TiVo


RIP Off Britain again

Have a look at Tivo's pricing structure in the USA compared to the UK, and I don't just mean currency conversion:

Tivo USA - http://www.tivo.com/products/tivo-premiere/index.html

Tivo UK - http://shop.virginmedia.com/digital-tv/set-top-boxes/tivo-box.html

Nuff said


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