Re: Burner code instead of burner phone
You'll be jailed for obstruction of justice, destruction of evidence, and all sorts of other nice legal trapdoors.
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I have ALWAYS kept my personal phone number secret from employers, colleagues (except very trusted ones), and all other sorts of insensitive twats.
End of workday, the company SIM gets switched off. Same procedure when on holidays.
As for Teams, disabling the "update in the background" and/or turning off notifications works wonderfully.
Show me an operating system that doesn't get 100+ updates in a year, and I am sure it is no longer supported.
Ubuntu 22.04 has published about 500 security notices in 2024 for their LTS 22.04 version. https://ubuntu.com/security/notices?release=jammy&offset=500
Software is crap. Patching is tedious. Automate it and move on.
Nope, the choice of browser is entirely in the hands of the user. Who couldn't care less and therefore uses whatever browser comes with the device, which will be Chrome, Edge (aka Chrome), or Safari.
Making your website unavailable to +90% of your customers because of sysadmin complaints is unacceptable to your business.
Oh yes - the "cast-off" is often better than the new and shiny stuff.
Only this week my company dumped a large number of excellent Logitech keyboards in the bin labelled "take one if you like it". These were nice keyboards, backlit keys, not a lot of use. In other words much better than the keyboard I was provided with recently, which has a new shiny "knob" in the top left corner. A knob which I constantly hit due to my being left-handed with the mouse, so spontaneously windows got rearranged, new email windows popped up etc. And the battery life is crap.
The cast-off keyboard is now my primary keyboard. At least until the Internal IT police comes banging on the door and confiscates it.
Fast-charging stations use cables that are firmly bolted onto the charging station, so nicking those means robbing the entire charger. Good luck with that, given the power it is connected to.
Low-power cables (your typical 11k-22kW or less cable) are usually locked to the car. You can probably (given enough force) rip them from the connector of the car, but it is not something that you just pick up when passing by.
Before boarding a flight from Boston to Marthas Vineyard, I was asked how much I weighed. That was in my younger days when I was quite fit and normal weight.
The reason was that they needed to distribute tthe weight evenly. The Marthas Vineyard airport had such a short runway that the flight was operated with a 1950's DC-3, so balancing the weight was important. Rumor has it that the local oligarks refused to extend the runway, because it worked very well with their private jets, and they preferred not to have too many tourists.
It is the oldest plane I have ever flown.
Indeed.
The number of working hours here in Denmark has decreased from 60 hours/six days per week around 1900 to 37 hours/5 days per week in 1992. Mandatory (by law) required holidays has gone from 1 week to 5 weeks per year, and 99% has an extra week as part of their contract.
Need I say that productivity and wealth has increased immensely over the past 125 years? Or just over the past 25 years?
Requiring that you are physically present in the office when working is just plain dumb. But I guess that is a fine description of lots of middle-layer management, and a fair share of C-level as well.
Danish schools have been using Google Chromebooks and Google tools for several years. Then the Danish Data Protection Agency (which is definitely not very eager to tread on anyones toes) came up with a ruling saying "you cannot use Google in schools" after a parent complained that their kids' personal data ended up in the US.
It's just the same as the german Office 365 decision.
And of course all of the schools and local governments are up in arms about it.
So the Aussies have a bullet-proof way of determining who is behind an attack, and are completely ready to go after the evil-doers in Russia, China and North Korea. Sounds like a plan ...
May I suggest that the government sanctions the companies who have such lax protection of their citizens' highly sensitive data? Eg fine them so hard that it actually pays off to really protect data instead of merely doing checkbox-compliance meaningless "audits".
Cyberinsurance doesn't work. 1) it will never cover the actual cost; 2) it gives companies an incentive to just pay up instead of fixing their rotten security; and 3) it simply tells the criminals to increase their demands because someone else is paying.
Adding state funds to the pot just makes the whole thing worse (except for the insurance companies, obviously).
I know from personal experience that you can get a *lot* of real security for the cost of cyberinsurance. So drop the insurance, and use the funds for something better.
"warm office"?? Dream on - here in Denmark, there is a government mandated max of 19 C at all offices during the winter.
Officially, it only applies to government and municipality offices. But of course every penny-pinching beancounter will jump on it.
So the only place I have a warm office is when working from home. Which is what I plan to do as much as possible.
"SmartTub, like other IoT products, lets users control their appliance from outside the home using an app."
Why oh why would it be useful to control my Jacuzzi *from outside my home*??? I mean, it's not like I can teleport into the hottub from 200 km/miles away, after setting it to a comfortable temperature.
Requiring that normal software customers must verify the integrity of software distributed via official channels is completely impossible.
Get some detection systems instead and keep an eye out for behaviour that indicates a compromise. That will catch not only supplychain attacks, but also any other kind of attack.
Then go BYOD - even more savings for the company beancounters, yay!
Seriously, with my company going all-in on Microsoft 365 solutions and other SaaS stuff, it is quite rare that I actually need my company laptop for work. Even the company VPN connection is rarely needed.
"Alcohol-fuelled Danish film directed by Thomas Vinterberg takes the top prize for non-English language film at the Academy Awards"
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2021/apr/26/another-round-starring-mads-mikkelsen-wins-best-international-feature-oscar
(Too obvious an icon, sorry...)
Indeed. And greenlanders - including the winning IA party - really would like to separate from Denmark and gain independence. That costs a lot, so at some point they'll have to decide between independence and mining, or remaining part of the Kingdom of Denmark and keeping the RME's buried beneath Kvanefjell.
But keeping the chinese out of the loop would probably be a good idea.