* Posts by storner

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Microsoft 365 faces more GDPR headwinds as Germany bans it in schools

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Re: What about Google's stuff?

Danish schools have been using Google Chromebooks and Google tools for several years. Then the Danish Data Protection Agency (which is definitely not very eager to tread on anyones toes) came up with a ruling saying "you cannot use Google in schools" after a parent complained that their kids' personal data ended up in the US.

It's just the same as the german Office 365 decision.

And of course all of the schools and local governments are up in arms about it.

Australia to 'stand up and punch back' against cyber crims

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So the Aussies have a bullet-proof way of determining who is behind an attack, and are completely ready to go after the evil-doers in Russia, China and North Korea. Sounds like a plan ...

May I suggest that the government sanctions the companies who have such lax protection of their citizens' highly sensitive data? Eg fine them so hard that it actually pays off to really protect data instead of merely doing checkbox-compliance meaningless "audits".

Swiss Re wants government bail out as cybercrime insurance costs spike

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It's a scam

Cyberinsurance doesn't work. 1) it will never cover the actual cost; 2) it gives companies an incentive to just pay up instead of fixing their rotten security; and 3) it simply tells the criminals to increase their demands because someone else is paying.

Adding state funds to the pot just makes the whole thing worse (except for the insurance companies, obviously).

I know from personal experience that you can get a *lot* of real security for the cost of cyberinsurance. So drop the insurance, and use the funds for something better.

Rookie programmer's code goes up in flames ... kind of

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Re: Is this me or not?

Management calls it "thinking outside of the box" ...

You've heard of the cost-of-living crisis, now get ready for the cost-of-working crisis

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FAIL

Re: Email remains the most used communication method for work

"warm office"?? Dream on - here in Denmark, there is a government mandated max of 19 C at all offices during the winter.

Officially, it only applies to government and municipality offices. But of course every penny-pinching beancounter will jump on it.

So the only place I have a warm office is when working from home. Which is what I plan to do as much as possible.

Major IT outage forces UK emergency call handlers to use 'pen and paper'

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Boffin

They need not be. Only takes one bad click on an email and your internal network is exposed.

Most cyber incidents these days happen that way - attacking from the outside is a lot more work unless you have *really* poor security.

Wash your mouth out with shape-shifting metal

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Re: While the prospect of toothpaste that DOESN'T taste like mint is appealing

There are toothpastes which are not mint-flavored. Google 'boiron homeodent toothpaste anise' if you would like something else.

Contractor loses entire Japanese city's personal data in USB fail

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"SmartTub, like other IoT products, lets users control their appliance from outside the home using an app."

Why oh why would it be useful to control my Jacuzzi *from outside my home*??? I mean, it's not like I can teleport into the hottub from 200 km/miles away, after setting it to a comfortable temperature.

Woman accused of killing boyfriend after tracking him down with Apple AirTag

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Facepalm

I look forward to the day

that gun manufacturers commit to making their products "less useful for misuse".

We can bend the laws of physics for your super-yacht, but we can't break them

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Unhappy

"Unfortunately superyacht owners really do seem to believe the laws of physics don't apply to them."

That belief applies to more laws than merely those of physics, I'm afraid.

Robots are creepy. Why trust AIs that are even creepier?

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Trollface

Re: Toni Veloce

You mean like Pelosi (Nancy)?

Toni has the better looks of those two ...

Linux 5.17 debuts after 'very calm' extra week of work

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Re: NEW (pseudo-) random number generator in 5.18?

It is in good hands - comes from Jason Donenfeld (author of the wireguard VPN). Read all about it here: https://www.zx2c4.com/projects/linux-rng-5.17-5.18/

Microsoft veteran demystifies Abort, Retry, Fail? DOS error

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Boffin

Re: Ah "Abort"

"Ignore" would be -CONT

To err is human. To really tmux things up requires an engineer

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Immediate feedback

indeed.

Did the same thing during a penetration test with SNMP management of a mainframe network interface.

Definitely wiped the smug grin off the local mainframe God who had claimed his dinosaur was "not hackable".

COVID-19 was a generational opportunity for change at work – and corporate blew it

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Flame

Re: I think this is too bleak - especially for Tech

Submit the LinkedIn ID of the HR droid you're sending the application too. If they don't get the joke, they are not worth working work.

Open source isn't the security problem – misusing it is

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FAIL

Re: log4j works as specified

I would argue that the idea of putting Java bytecode in an LDAP attribute is also so horribly confused that it counts as a security issue in itself.

Predictive Dirty Dozen: What will and won't happen in 2022 (unless it doesn’t/does)

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Pint

"two of them within walking distance from my front door"

Walking distance on the way to the brewery, not after you've tasted their 'warez.

Happy New Year to everyone.

Good Grief! Ransomware gang has only gone and pwned the NRA – or so it claims

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Holmes

Re: I'm happy for them

So the DA should pay the ransom and get all the NRA documents in return? That could be interesting ...

BOFH: So you want to have your computer switched out for something faster? It's time to learn from the master

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Paris Hilton

Re: Roll down

"some faded and worn out sofas that were no longer good enough for the Director;s Office. ( I have no idea why the Director of Education would have needed this stuff)"

Ask the secretary of the Director of Education, s/he probably knows.

Boeing's Starliner capsule corroded due to high humidity levels, NASA explains, and the spaceship won't fly this year

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Trollface

Easy-peasy

They'll install AI-controlled sledgehammers on each valve, rebrand the capsule as StarlinerMAX - and ... LIFT-OFF!

How long till some drunkard puts a foot through one of BT's 'iconic, digital smart city communication hubs'?

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Gone in 3.. 2.. 1..

Looks like an iMac on the picture - gotta give them credit for providing some nice kit, but I doubt it will last long.

Don't rush to adopt QUIC – it's a slog to make it faster than TCP

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Boffin

Patience, my dear

TCP has evolved over some 40-50 years. I suppose QUIC will eventually deliver on their performance promises, but sure isn't going to be a simple quic-fix ;-)

Sysadmins: Why not simply verify there's no backdoor in every program you install, and thus avoid any cyber-drama?

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Focus on detection, not prevention

Requiring that normal software customers must verify the integrity of software distributed via official channels is completely impossible.

Get some detection systems instead and keep an eye out for behaviour that indicates a compromise. That will catch not only supplychain attacks, but also any other kind of attack.

BOFH: They say you either love it or you hate it. We can confirm you're going to hate it

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Incredibly sloppy BOFH's

Going on holiday without securing Mission Central with bank-vault level locks and auto-firing machine guns/cattle prods? Serves them well to have their machines encrypted.

The world is chaos but my Zoom background is control-freak perfection

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Big Brother

Show'em where I live? No way!

My webcam has one of those slide-to-cover-the-lens plastic things. It is never open. And as I work with IT security, it is for "security reasons".

Icon should be obvious.

Pyjama bottoms crew, listen up: In 2022 we'll still be at home

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Re: Be careful what you wish for

Then go BYOD - even more savings for the company beancounters, yay!

Seriously, with my company going all-in on Microsoft 365 solutions and other SaaS stuff, it is quite rare that I actually need my company laptop for work. Even the company VPN connection is rarely needed.

A trip to the dole queue: CEO of $2bn Bay Area tech biz says he was fired for taking LSD before company meeting

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Pint

I see a trend here

"Alcohol-fuelled Danish film directed by Thomas Vinterberg takes the top prize for non-English language film at the Academy Awards"

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2021/apr/26/another-round-starring-mads-mikkelsen-wins-best-international-feature-oscar

(Too obvious an icon, sorry...)

Greenland's elections just bolstered China's tech world domination plan

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Indeed. And greenlanders - including the winning IA party - really would like to separate from Denmark and gain independence. That costs a lot, so at some point they'll have to decide between independence and mining, or remaining part of the Kingdom of Denmark and keeping the RME's buried beneath Kvanefjell.

But keeping the chinese out of the loop would probably be a good idea.

Two ransomware strains target VMware’s ESXI hypervisor through stolen vCenter creds

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Hopefully nobody has vCenter directly on the Internet.

But most compromises these days happen when people read mail and click "Open" when they should have clicked "Delete" instead. And then the attack comes from your internal network.

A Microsoft bork at the heart of The Oracle? Whatever next?

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Pirate

Re: What do they expect with a consumer version

Even worse, a display sign controller should *never* have Internet access.

Death Becomes It: Who put the Blue in the Blue Screen of Death?

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FAIL

Re: And with W10

Load constantly at 1.0 after 1087 days of uptime? That'll be the Bitcoin miner that was installed by a hacker because you haven't patched the thing in 3 years!

Takes from the taxpayer, gives to the old – by squishing a bug in Thatcherite benefits system

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Mushroom

Oh the joys of data formats

Somewhat along the lines of this story...

Every danish citizen has a unique identity-number issued at birth. System was designed in the 1960's, so obviously had to carefully consider how much data to store - meaning they ended up with a number including the date of birth in the DDMMYY format: DDMMYY-NNNN, the last 4 digits being a sequence number.

Except it wasn't quite a sequence number, because some bright fellow decided that it would be nice to distinguish between men and women, so the last digit is odd for men and even for women. (You can guess how the transgenders feel about that). Another bright fellow discovered that in 1960 they actually had grandparents born in the 1800's, so the first digit of the sequence number was used to encode the century: 0-4 if you were born in the 1900's, and 5-9 for the old people from the 1800's. Guess how that worked once year 2000 turned up, and we still had some people alive from the 1800's.

As the final twist, the sequence number also acted as a checksum of the entire identity number, with each digit multiplied by a specific factor, added together, and the sum had to be divisible by 11. Bizarre, and with the additional "feature" that you can only have about 250 people born on any one day. This wasn't really a problem until people started arriving from countries where you really don't care much about when you were born, so a third bright fellow decided that if the date of birth was unknown, assume Jan 1st of a year that seems plausible. Guess what happened when a surge of asylum seekers arrived one day...

So the checksumming was abandoned. But the identity number is used by every single public and private sector business, so quite a bit of scrambling when they had to remove that check from the customer entry forms.

Public sector IT disasters - you cannot make them up, they are for real.

Confessions at a Christmas do: 'That time I took down an entire neighbourhood'

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Devil

Rubbish. Pure Unix tradition is to keep commands short - that's why the "delete" command is "rm".

For the equivalent of this story, "rm" should delete all files. Why bother with this asterisk thing? That'll teach the newbies a lesson!

World+dog share in collective panic attack as Google slides off the face of the internet

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Re: Ain't those Cloud services supposed to be up 100% of the time?

Supposed to? Yes.

Did Google/AWS/Microsoft/Oracle/RedHat promise that they would be? No.

Are they? Apparently not.

A 1970s magic trick: Take a card, any card, out of the deck and watch the IBM System/370 plunge into a death spiral

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Perfection is reached - not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing more to take away.

(Not sure where I read that, but it sounds good).

PC makers warn of battle for air freight capacity, will have to fight for cargo space with... the COVID-19 vaccine

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Facepalm

Priorities

Could someone hit them - hard - with a suitable cluebat? That airfreight capacity is needed for battling a *pandemic* FFS, so get out of that plane RIGHT NOW! In fact, if they had any decency they would sponsor the cost of flying the vaccine into a couple of 3rd world countries.

VMware reveals critical hypervisor bugs found at Chinese white hat hacking comp. One lets guests run code on hosts

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Boffin

Re: Hang on...

First exploit requires that you are admin on a CLIENT machine running off the VMware host. It gives you control of the VMware host, so it is a break-out from the virtual machine to the host.

Second exploit raises your privileges on the host machine to admin.

Not on your Zoom, not on Teams, not Google Meet, not BlueJeans. WebEx, Skype and Houseparty make us itch. No, not FaceTime, not even Twitch

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Have used it once during the past couple of months

A virtual friday-afternoon bar with some ex-colleagues. For work purposes, the camera stays off (hidden behind a slider, actually) - and since I am IT security, I have the "for security purposes" excuse if someone asks my why.

Panic in the mailroom: The perils of an operating system too smart for its own good

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Re: One good thing about cheques

Cheques? How quaint ...

Banks here (Denmark) stopped accepting cheques for payment a couple of years ago. Nowadays, gift cards from shops are issued as credit cards. If you want to transfer cash we use cell phones and telephone numbers (not bank account numbers). We haven't gone all cash-less yet, but we're getting there. The Virus has sped things up somewhat, even among the greybeards.

IKEA Croydon (FYI: that's a place in outer London, not a type of DIY cabinet) likes things in pairs, from chimneys to bork

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Installer bork

In the spirit of IKEA ("there is always one bit missing from the pack"): My guess is that the box only has one USB port, and the install media is still in it. So no way to attach mouse or keyboard to click "Continue".

It's 2020 and a rogue ICMPv6 network packet can pwn your Microsoft Windows machine

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Boffin

Re: IP6 is the second thing I turn off

Remember that even if you are on a pure IPv4-only network, your systems will automatically get a link-local network address, and therefore can be exploited from a neighbour machine on the same LAN.

That long-awaited, super-hyped Apple launch: Watches, iPads... and one more thing. Oh, actually that's it

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Touch ID ... ouch

Fingerprint authentication is so horribly broken - the guys at Talos tried it: https://blog.talosintelligence.com/2020/04/fingerprint-research.html

TL;DR version: All fingerprint systems can be bypassed with simple techniques. Two exceptions: Samsung's A70 cannot recognize any fingerprints, even valid ones. And the MS Windows implementation seems to work just fine.

You weren't hacked because you lacked space-age network defenses. Nor because cyber-gurus picked on you. It's far simpler than that

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Re: re: dictionary and AD

As I understand, you can enable this kind of checking. https://techcommunity.microsoft.com/t5/azure-active-directory-identity/azure-ad-password-protection-is-now-generally-available/ba-p/377487

Yes it says "Azure AD", but it does offer the same for an on-premise (or at least hybrid) environment.

Garmin staggers back to its feet: Aviation systems seem to be lagging, though. Here's why

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Holmes

"We have no indication ..." basically means "we didn't look for it".

The state of OpenPGP key servers: Kristian, can you renew my certificate? A month later: Kristian? Ten days later: Too late, it’s expired

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FAIL

If you get tired of doing something that others depend on, then you have *one* obligation

And that is to ensure an orderly transfer to another person or group.

There are a lot of one-man/woman open-source projects. An impressive number of them work very well - I ran one myself for 10 years. And I always knew that one day I would have to assign that duty to someone else. You really must plan ahead for when that day comes.

It could be 'five to ten years' before the world finally drags itself away from IPv4

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And just after IPv6 hits 50% adoption ...

people will stop running SSLv3 and TLSv1.0

Real-time tragedy: Dumb deletion leaves librarian red-faced and fails to nix teenage kicks on the school network

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probably gopher

Those were the days...

Internet use up 40 per cent in San Francisco Bay Area – but you know what’s even higher? Yep, alcohol, weed use

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Re: Makes sense

Not strong enough, I'm afraid. To kill off the corona kritters you need something around 85-90% proof, which is much higher than you'll get in any fine scottish malts.

And no, using two glasses instead of one won't do the trick. You are much better off just drinking them.

Brits may still be struck by Lightning, but EU lawmakers vote for bloc-wide common charging rules

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Paris Hilton

Could someone explain what the problem is with Apple stuff?

My iPad chargers have a completely standard USB output, it's only the cable that has a Lightning connector on one end. So what's the fuss about chargers?

IMNSHO, standardizing wall plugs would make a lot more sense.

(Paris, because I'm sure she doesn't understand either --->)

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