* Posts by Silverburn

1609 publicly visible posts • joined 24 May 2011

Higgs hunt halts as CERN prepares LHC upgrades

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Boffin

Understatement

...the 2008 incident that crashed the facility...

"Crashed" is a bit of an understatement...how about "catastrophic failure"..? Afterall, crash implies a simple "Have you tried turning it off and on again?" might fix it - the 2008 incident involved replacement of considerable number of physical component and cryogas, and *then* it was "rebooted" then slowly re-frozen.

Capita bosses defend £30m migrant-poking IT deal with Border Agency

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What we bring to it is process, rule-based systems, and workflow management tools.

Oh, that gives me such a warm fuzzy feeling, knowing my tax pounds are going to good use...

/sarcasm.

Tesla vs Media again as Model S craps out on journo - on the highway

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Re: Cold weather and cold batteries

Batteries work best at a relatively constant warm temperature, cold will kill the charge, heat will kill the battery itself.

Which is why they're pretty much doomed as a reliable energy source for vehicles sold anywhere other than SoCal.

Silverburn

Re: NewsFlash: Electric Cars require FULL charge for FULL range.

NewsFlash: Electric Cars with enough charge to travel 185 miles should be able to do that, regardless of charge level.

Given the consequences of fuel depletion in an electric car, they should have *even more* accurate range calculators than those in a petrol engined car.

Silverburn

Still on the Top Gear theme

We all know about the cars *driven* by cocks...is there a new category for cars *made* by cocks?

Your car didn't do well in the real world...again...no point being a cock about it.

On the upside...damn, this is a good looking car.

Fire danger as iOS mislocates towns, again

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Coat

Re: Apple - Arse - Elbow.

Does that also mean there's an elbow end of Australia as well, and the two get mixed up a lot?

Eager students, huge racks - yes, undergrad cluster wrestling is back

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Coat

Eager students, huge racks

Damn. It's not that.

Samsung laptops can be NUKED by ANY OS – even Windows: new claim

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Re: QA whats that then

Easy as it might be to call this a QA issue, it probably wasn't in their spec to test LINUX installs on this hardware. They would have been given a number of official scenarios, and tested those and a few secondary scenaros as well. Anything else would not "be supported" so no testing.

And even then, not all found issues are fixed; sometimes they generate a helpline script to be followed, and just accept it as "a feature". Dell, Apple and HP all have history here.

However, if this is indeed exploitable via one of the "supported" OS'es, and all it takes is a different install vector (eg: verbose install from DVD? boot from SD card?), then Samsung really do have some QA questions to answer.

Dish boss on ad-skipping service: 'I don’t want to kill ads'

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Indeed. Witness a recent "1 hour program" I watched the other day.

10mins of program, 5 mins of ads. repeat a further 3 times.

I downloaded it on itunes later in the year, and without the ads the program was only 38 minutes long. So in one hour, 37% of my viewing was ads. In some US stations, this can be even higher.

Needless to say I download more now, and watch TV a lot less.

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ad skipping technology: Something you want to should about, because it's good tech, and ad avoidance is a good thing. But if everyone used it, Ads wouldn't see a benefit in funding stations/media any more, and the costs would have to go somewhere. So you can't shout about it.

So i say - officially - down with Ad blockers.

Unofficially...I'm off to my secret Ad-free lair...

Chrome OS code suggests Chromebook Pixel could be real

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Re: resolution up to 2560 by 1700

Apple fixed this on their retina displays by offering a control panel for "2 for 1" style upscaling of pixels for certain onscreen elements. The benefit being you can maintain stuff like font sharpness, while maintaining the physical size of "touchable" elements.

I imagine Google will do something similar.

Microsoft Surface Pro launch: It's easy to sell out of sod all stock

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Devil

Re: Holy cow get a life!

How about Redhat? They wear red hats. Ergo they must be evil. Well, their support pricing is, at least.

Silverburn

Re: No desirable 128GB versions and too many 64GB ones

El Reg also said that recent droid tablets were better value than ipads...but people are still buying ipads in droves. Sometimes people just don't listen to sense.

Silverburn

I'd go further and say there was no driver at the controls either, apparently.

Curiosity raises mighty robotic fist, punches hole in Mars

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Coat

Re: Drill bits made in the UK

And it actually worked???

First thing out of Dorset that did...

Yes, yes, I know the way.

Silverburn

Re: "another proud day for America"

American definition of international = "Hawaii".

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Coat

Re: Yeah, bu (t)...

Additionally, uranus' small size and non-optimal location does make [orbital] insertion tricky.

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Re: Robocowboys

Robodentists too.

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Re: Funny

There's no blood or severed finger ends in shot though, so it's definitely not one of mine.

Bit9 hacked after it forgot to install ITS OWN security product

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Facepalm

<--- This

Playmobil punts bank-heist set to wide-eyed kiddies

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Good to see they still make...

...the unimog truck thingy. Even today, I *want*. eg: Self-loader or theTow Truck

and....oh, god. I MUST HAVE

The freight train

Why did they not have the train in my day???

Dead Steve Jobs 'made Tim Cook sue Samsung' from beyond the grave

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Jobs

Good decision: To recognise that Samsung would be their biggest competitor, even when they weren't really a player (at the time).

Bad decision: To litigate, rather than innovate. At the time Apple had the market by the throat, and could easily have continued their dominance if they'd kept up the pace of progress introduced in the iphone 1 & 3G, instead of resting on laurels and suing. Removing 8bn of revenue from Samsung by changing to another, non-mobile making supplier would also have been a far more effective action than litigation.

AT LEAST two-thirds mobile traffic will be video by 2017 - Cisco report

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AT LEAST two-thirds mobile traffic will be video by 2017

...and 100% of that will be youtube vids. Of cats.

Curiosity photographs mysterious metal object on Martian rock

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Happy

Re: Whatever it is

although you won't find it on their map app

I doubt you'll find *anything at all* on their map app....

Review: HP Spectre XT TouchSmart

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Re: Ethernet (not gigabit, unfortunately)

Actually, if you decide to go cheap and put in a spinning disk, then you can go cheaper again and go for plain ol' 100bT, as you won't fill it from a 5400rpm HD. They also went cheap with the webcam as well btw.

"Going cheap" is the HP fault here, and you're right to want more from £1200.

Illicit phone rings in Sri Lankan inmate's back crack

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Headmaster

Re: Hope it wasn't....

Pedant alert: The orginal galaxy note would have been more impressive, as it is wider than the Note II. And I imagine width would be the limiting factor here.

I'll have the mind bleach when you're finished with it, please.

Eyes in the sky: UK.gov's CCTV code to IGNORE MILLIONS of cameras

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2011 that 1.85 million CCTV cameras were watching the British public

And yet...every time I've actually required the use of one, say when I got mugged, or when my bike was stolen and when my car was victim of a hit & run...*none* of the operators had any film in, or they were switched off, or nobody was on duty at the time etc etc.

What happens then?

Silverburn

"a philosophy of surveillance by consent"

That's just a load of bollox, innit?

My philosophy is "people consent to each give me £1 every day". It's probably a damned sight more enforceable than this typical "must be seen to be doing something" crap.

Huge rock-hard marble erection shocks Japanese kiddies

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Re: David's dangler @ AC 12:07

oh my...I'm not even sure I want to know how you know this.

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Childcatcher

I'm surprised nobody has used it yet...so I will:

"Won't someone think of the..."

Oh wait, they already did. Or they pretend they did. A lot of this "won't someone think of the children!" Daily Fail crap is just a projection of their own selfish insecurities.

Every single Internet Explorer at risk of drive-by hacks until Patch Tuesday

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Re: Note to Microsoft

I should start off by saying I completely agree with you.

However, MS have chosen to render some stuff as HTML/XML etc even for "non internet" stuff, so they've got the engine down in the OS as it is, even if you don't use IE as a browser. So while I advocate the complete and utter removal of IE as well, I can - almost - sympathise with MS for not removing it completely for technical reasons.

However, given the MS programming base, the complete removal of the IE engine should not be a difficult task, FFS. Afterall, they built in in there didn't they, so in classic Haynes process "Removal is the reverse of installation" should be a simple procedure.

"But that will leave you without any web browser!" some shills may scream...err, yes, that would generally be the idea. When your engine is full of holes, I want it's complete and utter destruction when I remove it ta v. much.

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Linux

Re: Move along linux users

But I just....can't...look...away....

Google Drives into web hosting

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Angel

Re: What about Google Sites?

"The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about"

And he's probably spinning in his grave right now, for associating him with Google - the antithesis of his own admittedly-loose moral code.

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Happy

Buckets

from the “buckets” it uses to contain files.

If cloud-based storage of personal information fills you with fear, knowing that one provider stores your information in buckets is hardly reassuring.

About to outsource your IT? Read this first

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Re: "About to outsource your IT?"

This even had the word IT in the title, so not sure about your "IT?" icon?

Psst, wanna block nuisance calls? BT'll do it... for a price

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Yet another avoidance method.

Just move countries. Preferably to one with a more conservative view on personal privacy.

I now get no junk calls, while some poor sap who inherited my old number back in the UK is getting them instead.

Seagate squeezes out 4TB desktop monster

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Yay...eventually some some drives to max out my Drobo at last. Not because I have to, but just because I want to. Even with my HD movie collection growing, 10-and-a-bit TB is a lot of storage.

And given Seagate's reputation, a chance to see just how good Drobo is at dealing with dead disks...

Interesting sidenote: a 4x4tb Drobo's index overhead requirements ( circa 18gb) is more than my first PC had in total storage. Progress ftw.

Good news! UK IT jobs up. Bad news? They're with a bunch of bankers

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Meh

Re: My rule for applying for jobs

You're in a good position if you can pick and choose.

A lot of us have mouths to feed and mortgages to pay, and can't afford to be that selective.

China is world's most malware-ridden nation

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Lets see...

China has:

- traditionally low IT knowledge in the masses

- has relatively new access to the internet

- has almost non-existent awareness campaigns about IT Security

- are traditionally skint

- are skeptical of US products, and AV is no exception

Ergo...lots of uneducated internet newbies getting infected and because they were too skint and uneducated about where to get and install AV, and too untrained to recognise the symptoms of infection = huge malware infection rates.

Microsoft 'touches 16k shop workers' to flog Windows 8 hard

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Re: operating system part 2

..and besides, choosing an OS on price should automagically direct you to a LINUX build anyway. And without the windows bloat will probably be faster too.

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Re: operating system

This might apply to Joe Punter, but to most techs here, I suspect performance and usability will dictate OS choice.

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unholy trinity

the unholy trinity of a slow economy, incursions by Apple and Android tablets, and the "ambitious" user interface design

Only one of those is outside of MS's control (the economy) or ability to affect, but it's hardly hurting Apple or Lenovo who both recorded increased sales. Maybe...just maybe...Win 8 simply isn't good enough?

Space station 'naut supplies Reg with overhead snap of Vulture Central

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Noise on the sensor, probably.

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Childcatcher

Cue enviro-tards...

...with screams of "so much light pollution! Won't someone think of the...errr...badgers!"

A new Mac Pro coming this spring? 'Mais oui!'

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Re: Nah.

I would beg to differ that more people would recognize an IBM Thinkpad and I would put that pot ugly iMac in second place.

Are you saying that the imac is "pot ugly" compared to the thinkpad? Wow...Thinkpad's are great machines - functional, fast, reliable (in IBM, non-lenovo form) and hard wearing. But they're not lookers.

And re: most people. Putting aside the actual aesthetics, you might find people *do* recognise the Apple's more because Apple/media types are extremely good at product placement on TV, in films etc.

BIS, bash, bosh: El Reg solves BlackBerry 10 email bafflement

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@ AC 15

It can, but what it does depends on what you specify in the useage policy.

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Re: @ Kevin Johnston

but what about the rest. Can GOOD provide the same functionality to separate out things like applications and other data?

Take a look at Sysmosoft's Sense platform. It's a "platform" app, which you can delegate apps into, thus seperating work & personal apps/data. There some downsides we discovered to this solution though, which are probably too detailed to post here.

Fanbois rejoice: iPhone 5, iPad Mini finally jailbroken

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Re: At last

In the real world, if you only shop with Google Play store, you have nothing to fear...

Err...not quite.

http://www.net-security.org/secworld.php?id=13891

In the real world better security is better than none, but nothing is 100% secure.

Review: Living with Microsoft's new Surface Pro

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Happy

Camera

...not sure about the cat picture on page 1...either the camera is crap in low light, or that cat is wearing the latest in stealth ninja fur technology. It just looks like a blob of fur.

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cooling vent?

A portable tablet-based device that requires a cooling vent and fans is obviously doing something wrong, and the battery life is hardly up there with "conventional" tablets (Nexus, ipad etc). It really needs a 7-9hour battery life, IMO, otherwise it's just another win8 laptop, albeit lighter/smaller.