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Foxconn is world's 10th biggest employer: 1.2 MILLION on payroll

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Unhappy

Re: The NHS is the fifth biggest organisation in the world with 1.7 million employees

I've long suspected that the NHS is the employment version of council housing; a post-war socialist gift to the nation for having relatives who were shot at by Germans and Japanese. The health thing is just a cover.

The left do have difficulty accurately naming things. Rebuilding bits of existing schools with money borrowed from the future? That'll be BSF then.

Microsoft explains bland new Windows logo

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I've seen worse. The logo might have been sat on its fat butt as if doing nothing while failing to make eye contact with the viewer, possibly in the form of some animal that goes to the end of the Earth to avoid competition, one that fails to implement basic functionality (I don't know, say - a flightless bird) and poos itself when challenged.

Saints Row: The Third

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Headmaster

Cock socket is preferred as it is more descriptive and handily shortens to 'socket' in polite company.

Porn found in Osama bin Laden compound

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Osama bin Flathead bin Two-goats-a-week bin Laden

From the BBC, 'Shopkeeper Mohammed Rashid told BBC Urdu's Aijaz Mahar that two goats were delivered every week'. Searching 'osama medicine cabinet' turns up video of Avena Wild Oats, supposedly an aphrodisiac and Vaseline petroleum jelly. He should have got out more.

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