* Posts by sorry, what?

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Oracle fires Java warning at IBM and Red Hat

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Boffin

OSGi and "risky concurrent use of different versions of a library"

I personally saw this as one of the biggest benefits of OSGi - different apps/modules/libraries could rely on the code-level API and implementation of a third-party module/library without fear that some other co-hosted app/module/library needed a different version of that same module/library that would break some functionality. As long as you correctly encapsulated that dependency this worked a treat.

Windows 10 S forces Bing, Edge on your kids. If you don't like it, get Win10 Pro – Microsoft

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Unhappy

Won't someone think of the children?!

New in Windows 10, regardless of flavour, is a crippled and brain dead Family Safety offering.

It used to be that you could manage internet access (effectively implementing a firewall on a per child basis), but now you can only do that with Edge and (perhaps, I can't remember) IE. The reason? Something about it being too hard to keep up with third party changes in the browsers.

I guess M$ can say that Windows 10 S is safer for kids, but honestly, I think they could have easily provided the "firewall" functionality at a lower level, e.g. just above the NIC/wifi driver level. Then it would work for all.

I suspect it is more about all that data slurping opportunity loss. "Of course we don't knowingly capture data from children" they say. Pull the other one.

TP-Link 3G/Wi-Fi modem spills credentials to an evil text message

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Unhappy

Re: SMS

Given that anyone (who really wanted to) could discover the white list by examining the firmware and that it is relatively easy to spoof sender identity this wouldn't help.

They simply need to remove this "feature".

Forget robot overlords, humankind will get finished off by IoT

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Unhappy

I would like to draw the following acronym to Mr. Dabbs's attention...

For use in his next IoT article - it's a self-describing one for the use of IoT:

I Do Internet Of Things

I really don't want to own or use anything on the internet that is less secure than a modern smartphone or PC - these are bad enough but at least tend to require user intervention to open them up to pwnership.

Astroboffins clock thriving stellar nursery nestled in violent supermassive black hole

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Angel

Re: Star cannon

I wanna see! I wanna see!

Shame we don't have interstellar travel... :(

The future of storage is ATOMIC: IBM boffins stash 1 bit on 1 atom

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Coat

Re: What we need...

@Mr. Knapman, Ahem! I'm not precious. I'll stand corrected. Ironic name. Periodically confusing people.

Still, it would be nice to be able to use silicon, or something else that is really abundant, for this job. Even better if the extraction and purification were clean and cheap.

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Unhappy

What we need...

Is high density storage using some really abundant material, not a rare earth one. Otherwise China (who was it who said "I like China"? He knew a lot about trucks) may be holding all the dice...

That CIA exploit list in full: The good, the bad, and the very ugly

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Facepalm

Re: 5 cents off wax paper

@Wayland, at best this reveals that the CIA could, technically, have done this 3 years ago (on older technologies). What it doesn't do is prove that they did it.

Mars orbiter FLOORS IT to avoid hitting MOON

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Unhappy

Re: "space is so vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big"

I was a bit surprised to see, at 7.2 light minutes out from the Sun a comment about being half way home. My understanding is that Earth is about 8 light minutes out from the Sun, so not sure quite which laws of Physics are being followed by "Josh" here.

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Devil

MAVEN...

That's a crappy repository for code dependencies and a crappier associated build system. No surprise they sent it out to Mars, but I don't get why they then saved it from oblivion!

(We used Ivy instead - so much better but requires water, oxygen and sunlight to grow so not so good for Mars visits)

We found a hidden backdoor in Chinese Internet of Things devices – researchers

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Devil

I realized there is a self-describing acronym for use of IoT...

I Do Internet Of Things.

CloudPets' woes worsen: Webpages can turn kids' stuffed toys into creepy audio bugs

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Joke

IoT...

Short for idIoT.

Or perhaps "Interception over Toy"?

AWS's S3 outage was so bad Amazon couldn't get into its own dashboard to warn the world

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Re: I love the future

I am rather assuming that IoT is an abbreviation for "IdioT"... right?

Virgin Media swallows 215,000 new fibre customers in Blighty

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Facepalm

Bizarre management of the expansion plan

I have TV, phone and broadband with Virgin and totally agree with EddieD about it being great unless and until something goes wrong. That said, they include the cost of repairs/replacements in the price you pay so that's a good thing.

What I find very strange is that Virgin isn't making sure that all the new developments around my area get cabled up at the time of construction (I got this from a Virgin engineer when they came to install a replacement box). This would surely be the cheaper option compared to retrospective installation, and also means no horrid patching on the roads and pavements ready to generate potholes the first time we have icy weather.

You want WHO?! Reg readers vote Tom Baker for Doctor 13. Of course

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Devil

That video completely missed the point...

At no point did The Doctor/Tom Baker say "Jelly baby?".

The best of Reg readers' David Hockney-style logo redesigns

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Facepalm

I don't think it's an egg...

Regarding andy00ff00's masterpiece. I think that's about the sun shining out of somewhere...

BBC and Snap. But, why?

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Devil

You know, there are some cases where this fits...

Filming Giraffes and Flamingos is all I can think of though.

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Re: Vertical video? No, no, no!

Dear Reg Journo,

Please send the Vertical Video Syndrome link to the BBC US spod you quoted. Maybe they will take the serious message in this heart-felt production and start applying common sense.

Er, perhaps that's a bit too optimistic.

Yours,

Mr. What

Who do you want to be Who? VOTE for the BBC's next Time Lord

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Re: none of the above

I agree with the "none of the above", but I found Capaldi a real turn-off.

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Devil

All mixed up in the Doctor's timey-whimey time stream...

I think it would be really interesting if Clara, aka Jenna Coleman, returned as the doctor... mess with a few heads...

David Hockney creates new Sun masthead. Now for The Reg...

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Coat

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https://jpst.it/SLuk

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Megaphone

Re: "post your versions in the comments section"

I tried ASCIIart - couldn't do it.

HTML pre tags didn't work.   didn't work. Gave up in the end and used some ready made icons I found ;)

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Pint

Re: Already set and waiting...

I should have been clear - that's the masthead for The Sun. The icon here is for El Reg.

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WTF?

Already set and waiting...

See attached icon.

Mumsnet ordered to give users' real life IDs and messages to plastic surgeon they criticised

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Unhappy

Seems wrong to me...

If the surgeon is allowed to see this material directly. I'm OK with the idea of an informed and independent arbiter, one that can have both sides of the story and is able to determine whether or not the comments amount to libel.

Giving the details to the surgeon feels too open to abuse the other way.

Oracle sues its own star sales rep after she wins back $200k in pay fight

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Re: Oracle Corporation

From my perspective both Oracle and Wilson are greedy. I have seen so many times the sales person get all the reward (clearly not at Oracle), despite being strongly supported by a technical team who are simply salaried and get no recognition for their contribution to closing the deal.

Yes, I get that sales people are generally paid by commission; the issue is that the sale typically isn't all because of them.

Revealed: How Nvidia's 'backseat driver' AI learned to read lips

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Black Helicopters

Local processing is a great thing

I like that they are using local processing to collect information from the driver (and other vehicle occupants?) unlike lots of other solutions that feed the raw stuff to a server (or two) for processing.

Of course, I'm guessing the software will then squirt all the extracted information straight to our digital overlords. Which, for me, would be the deal breaker.

Peace-sign selfie fools menaced by fingerprint-harvesting tech

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Trollface

Not that it matters much with most Brits...

Because the two-finger gesture most commonly used doesn't show the fingerprint to the recipient.

Microsoft promises 'equal access' to LinkedIn to get EC green light for acquisition

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Facepalm

Re: Microstiffed...

@AC (why AC?), basically I use it to network - hopping across organizations who know people who know me. It's not about being recruited through LinkedIn, though it happens I was contacted directly by my now boss by him finding me on LinkedIn. Sneer at it if you like, but I have historically found it a useful tool. I simply don't want M$ taking my data and doing something I didn't sign up to with it.

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Boffin

Re: Microstiffed...

@Steve Davies 3, ummm.... job hunting?

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Unhappy

Microstiffed...

Another step closer to me withdrawing my profile from the site.

Kids' Hour of Code turns into a giant corporate infomercial for kids

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Meh

Re: As a Dad

I whole-heartedly agree that it is more important to limit the types of software. Limiting time is also important.

I've got kids and they would stay glued to their digital devices to the detriment of their health if they could. And by that I mean "couch potato syndrome".

I agree again that the process of discovery (and indeed the learning through failure) is, bizarrely, really fun.

For me, rather than rely on shareware games on the whole, and certainly not using magazine cover disks (I couldn't afford the mags they came with), I spent my time leaning how to write games and utilities for myself using BBC Basic and 6502 assembler.

To me code is code - statements that control logic and implement algorithms/behaviour. HTML and CSS is not code, it's content and layout. Minecraft is not code, it's a game (though the redstone mechanisms that can be created within it are kind of cool virtual engineering).

I think that today's programming learning environments are too far removed from the fundamental principles of how computers work. Learning on a machine with a rather basic OS and diving down to the processor and hardware level really gives you a better insight into these workings and therefore removes lots of the mystery ("I don't understand how UI programming works with all these callbacks" a colleague once said, because he couldn't "see" the layers below).

Also, having limited resources makes you, as a programmer, more aware of the need to structure code well and consider things like memory footprint and performance.

Let's bring back small and limited machines to teach our kids on, not PCs. (Yeah, things like the Raspberry Pi are sort of in that direction, but I thought it worth making the point.)

Smart meter benefits even crappier than originally thought

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FAIL

Oooh, I bet that Smarts!

I, for one, would happily forego the "benefit" of so-called Smart Metering and actually pay that extra 7p a day just for the peace of mind that some passing twonk can't hack my energy supply at my meter.

Being a weak point well away from the supply generation side of things, I'm convinced the energy providers won't be all that fussed about trying to sort out such hacks (as long as they still get some money from the poor consumer).

Especially after the gov forces them to spend so much of our hard-earned cash, sorry "their well deserved profits", on the metering programme.

WileyFox Swift 2: A new champ of the 'for around £150' market

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Something smells...

Fox poo? I must say the review made the phone sound really interesting. It was only when I read the earlier comments here that I paused (or is that paws'd?) to wonder how unbiased and accurate the review was.

WebAssembly: Finally something everyone agrees on – websites running C/C++ code

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Facepalm

Re: Safe?

Why would you ever want to support a language that requires the application to perform its own memory management? I second bazza's point about having a Java plugin done properly instead. Of course, there is the small issue of Oracle's aggressive approach to the way Java is adopted and evolved...

Smartmobe made 'intermittent bright flashes and a hissing noise' in Biz class seat

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Devil

"Danger Will Robinson"... or "Lost in Space (below your seat)"...

Qantas are not the only airline already warning people not to try to retrieve their own device - BA are saying this too.

I wonder if the cabin crews have had special ninja training in order to help them move stealthily in the small spaces below the seats in order to find these AWOL items?!

Ubuntu 16.10: Yakkety Yak... Unity 8's not wack

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Devil

Snappy return to...

Statically linked applications?

Look, I stepped away from Linux for a week or two back in 2012 and accidentally failed to get back to it (no, honestly, not deliberate but due to a change of employer), so I accept I could be seriously out of touch, but why does the "snap" concept seem like the devs simply chose to statically link with the versions of the libraries they were using to build with?

There are some really crap budget phones out there. Vodafone's Smart Ultra 7 isn't

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Coat

Re: New word

"Dreck", that'd be Shrek's dad. Right? Old, green, scary and likely to take your arm off.

Verizon fingered in Android bloatware-for-cash cram scandal

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Meh

Not exactly news...

Nokia was into this way back when Ovi Store was something that a few people had heard of.

That said, Nokia was also paying developers to write apps for their platform too, so probably meant the developers still got some dosh for their efforts.

No need to panic, says SwiftKey, as email addresses, phone numbers appear on strangers' screens

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Facepalm

Cloudy with a chance of...

Meatheads.

Perfect example as to why having data sent to the cloud is a really bad idea. Give me back locally stored data and a way to explicitly sync it between specific devices.

Microsoft and LinkedIn: What the CEOs are planning

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WTF?

Re: Do I really want Microsoft to have full access to my professional history?

@energystar, from my perspective I am on LinkedIn for my benefit - it's all about career progression and professional networking. Yes, LinkedIn monetize my details (which are not open to everyone, just those organizations, such as recruiters, willing to pay for the access - my public profile is relatively limited in its scope) but in the end I benefit too. I got my current job through being contacted on LinkedIn.

Now tell me how I benefit from Microsoft's data slurping...

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Unhappy

Do I really want Microsoft to have full access to my professional history?

Er, no.

Hate Windows 10? Microsoft's given you 'Insider' powers anyway

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FAIL

Re: Where...

Unfortunately Windows 10 is so crap, the PC I bought my son that had it pre-installed no longer functions correctly (after some automated update or other). This means the task bar doesn't work. Similarly the task manager doesn't work. Nor the Start menu. And it is impossible to use any "apps". Which basically means I can't tell Microsoft how crap it is because I can't even install the app let alone use it.

Giant Mac trackpad

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WTF?

Touchscreen?

What's the difference here? One is on the screen, one is on a second "screen" where the keyboard would be...

Squeeze the banana to log into this office Wi-Fi

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Boffin

Re: Unfunny Hunic stuff

"Banana && Raspberry" - not a logical combination if you ask me...

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Devil

Seriously though...

How does the $corp track the pr0n downloads back to the banana fondler? Does the Pi not also need a web cam for capturing the goofy smile of the bendy fruit tickler?

Visual Studio Code: How to integrate Git

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Re: Why this obsession?

When you use an IDE to do sophisticated actions like major refactorings it's pretty much essential for the IDE to at least be able to checkout, delete or add files to your version control system.

Vodafone left the lonely singleton as Liberty deal kiboshed

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Thumb Down

Re: They're sh*t

It strikes me that most of these operators are a bit rubbish. My personal mobe is on EE (via an MVNO) and the coverage in and around my home is atrocious despite living in a fair sized town within 35 miles of London. Vodafone's coverage is better here, but only a little.

However, try using your mobe for data access whilst on a train into London and be amazed at how frequently connectivity is totally lost. Rubbish.

AVG to flog your web browsing, search history from mid-October

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FAIL

Alternatives?

Like most people I don't particularly want yet more info collected and shared. As such I want to switch from AVG to some alternative that doesn't (yet) steal such data.

It would be good to hear thoughts on which free alternatives offer the same or better service compared with AVG Free. I'm aware of Avast!, Avira, Panda and others and know there are comparions out there (like http://uk.pcmag.com/security-reviews/142/guide/the-best-free-antivirus-for-2015) but it is always good to get El Reg user feedback.

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