* Posts by jukejoint

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London ambulances on second try with CommandPoint 999 software

jukejoint
Childcatcher

"It's Public Expectation We Have to Meet"

I spent my career in this field, going from pen & paper to automatic dispatch and live fleet reconfiguration systems. Not only do some executives want to 'leave their mark' on the agency, they all want credit for their forward-thinking brainpower without having to master anything. And if they have ever overseen more than 2 employees they believe they can run New York City.

One fearless leader in the San Francisco area decided too much paid time was "lost" when employees changed work positions; to eliminate them moving from one cube to another she decided our system should be designed to have employees switch areas of responsibility at designated times (every 2 hours) by signing on & taking over their next assigned area or district with a computer command. Therefore the city would get more productivity out of the workers by having them sit in place for 8-10 hours (!) ...eliminate noise by no one interacting on the floor (no briefing or handover of critical information)....and in the remote chance that a district would not be picked up right away - leaving scores of responders on the street with no communication - well, we had IT onsite. Remember this is daily emergency operations! The plan was stopped because senior managers teamed with IT in a near-revolt - that's what it takes for this dimwit to get a clue. Her mission is to massage statistics and accumulate toadies. Citizens, patients, crime victims? Please. They do nothing for her. It's amazing she's still in place with her contempt for staff & the city that pays her.

Obama gets the big data bug

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Take a seat!

Now imagine the previous President considering Big Data.

He would just ask what her measurements were...or if it was an ale or a stout.

New Google tool lets you PROBE YOURSELF

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I want to know if the Full Report

will go on my Permanent Record.

Sitting down all day is killing you

jukejoint

Re: The Truth About Exercise

Me too Neil. You are mannerly. I have given up my place to older men, or those with obvious heavy burdens - they always demur at first yet when I insist they are grateful for the rest.

High school student expelled for dropping F-bomb in tweet

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Re: Ah, my home state

I've been to your home state several times & extend my sincerest condolences for the unfortunate location of your current manifestation.

Giant billboards on the highway by some huge RV outfit that sold trailers to FEMA for Hurricane Katrina victims - dilapidated trailers that were hazards. What patriots!

Easter egg hunts at the Tippecanoe battlefield & 'Trail of Death' marker - not a monument it's a plaque on a stone - commemorating the oriiginal inhabitants being force marched to Oklahoma to rid 'Indian-a' of same. What fun!

Oh I've been there.

McCormick Creek State Park in Indiana, yes, I will grant that is very enjoyable & wouldn't mind returning. Somehow out in the woods you can forget you're in Indiana.

jukejoint

Re: To far

I'm not sure there has to be more to the story: your second sentence makes me want to raise a glass to you for the its perception. There are no end of examples. And the first one that came to mind had nothing to do with the Catholic church, surprisingly.

Brazilian cops hunt pillaging 'gang of blondes'

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Re: Hmm

Exactly! quit playin' around with your boffin buddies and snap it up!

Currently re-reading:

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Manuscript Found in Saragossa.

Re-reading the part I already read so I can continue. Reader, interrupted.

TSA bars security guru from perv scanner testimony

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Thank you AC. Sir Cosmo needs to be more politan.

jukejoint

Totally Sucks Azz

is what TSA stands for. They would not take a theft report from me when jewelry was stolen from my luggage. (Silly me, I thought thieves were looking for actual gems'n'stuff - valuables, ya know? - instead of keepsakes from my children & old costume jewelry :( which nonetheless meant something to me.) Their reason? "You did not report it immediately" - no, because I did not discover it until I reached my destination which actually wasn;t the airport itself!

Another trip, while catching a flight with my husband and child, my child asked me why security had stopped my husband (we could see him in some type of discussion with security from our vantage point at the top of the escalator). 'Oh they want to confiscate his (tiny!) Swiss army knife' I said. 'You mean, like this one?' and my child pulled out of her pocket her own identical knife - keychain size.

bwa ha ha ha ha ha, security. I also remember getting a lot of mail from TSA wanting me to give them information about people fired from my place of work, so I began to think of TSA as the Misfit Brigade.

Americans resort to padlocking their dumb meters

jukejoint

Re: I'm sorry my fellow Americans are so stupid.

Don't cry for me, Ben-ita!

jukejoint
Black Helicopters

As an American I can honestly say

that all our meters are belong to Them.

The article surely brought back childhood memories of one meter reader in particular, who would always call out "Water man! Water man here!" so as not to get shot while sneaking 'round the side of the house.

Mega squid use HUMONGOUS eyes to spot ravenous sperm whales

jukejoint

I have developed large eyes in order to apprehend signs advertising calamari.

US sends factories to Asia, gets ozone in return

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Whatevs

All your ozones are belong to us!

And since the article mentioned 'LA Basin', well fine. I live north of there. What, me worry?

Bletchley Park gets personal with new Alan Turing exhibition

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Angel

Re: I'm sorry, I'll read that again...

I got married to someone in 2000 and still haven't found out who he is. I call him Enigma. We are very happy and at the height of our epitome.

Top Republican publishes full ACTA text for public look-see

jukejoint
Childcatcher

Sometimes...

... one gets sick of nuts, and can't take another one (no matter how mouthwateringly nutty Issa may be). "OPEN" - is a shell game, 3-card monte, hide-the-sausage, etc.

Step one: put forward insanely self-serving legislation so you can a)bank the agreed-upon payoff b)hang out with your cool new friends in VIP areas c)throw some A-list bone around

Step two: defend the bills with righteous indignation as you are a true patriot

Step three: have a buddy send out public relations distress signals to the media & put forward a modified version that's "a lot better"

Step four: grandstand, but wait for the proper timing, by "releasing" ACTA text available elsewhere - don't worry, no one will bother to get it any other way due to a nationally-inculcated lack of interest in education. YOU ROCK! Soon you will move on to the most important step 5: ramp up your dark-horse candidacy for the Republican nomination - not only are you a quality nut, you are way photogenic, and America will be OPEN to you.

Wikileaks regains relevance with Stratfor doc-drop

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also...

here in the US we get the truth from comedians and BS from office-holding tragedians. Don't go looking for quality news 'round here!

jukejoint
Holmes

Of course not -

...likely because there's been a lot of plutocratic "words to the wise" going out from certain entities none too pleased with previous events.

CIOs on the scrapheap - The Register wants your input for vox pop article

jukejoint

CIO: Now I see that was my *real* job...

I've recently retired from a long and rewarding career in which my naturally insatiable curiosity served me well in that I always wanted to learn more...including IT functions since computers changed the game for my profession & I also find people fascinating. In retrospect, a perfect fit for my line of work and once promoted I supervised operations staff, worked as a training officer, training manager, records, policy team, client services manager, liaison to other agencies and local government, and finally manager of operations.

There's more: unofficial staff advocate as "mediator" between staff and IT, financial, and HR departments. It was fun to assist in never-ending equipment testing & surveys, and to be exposed to telecommunications puzzles and solutions. Our radio and systems engineers were (are) the best. If you are INTERESTED and sincere in wanting to learn and then contribute, people will share their knowledge wholeheartedly. Now I understand (since we had no CIO - we had a wonderful IT manager) through the previous comments that my devotion to our entire organization & not just units to which I belonged actually placed me as an unrecognized 'acting' CIO. Who knew???

I was a fine arts major in college - uninterested in math - in my 5th year of schooling something called 'the new math' came in and confused the fudge out of all of us kids. My father was an engineer and instilled in us to keep improving...to find the simple elegant solution...to read for knowledge & pleasure...and every dilemma a call for more research. Now that I am retired I am looking forward to learning how to code and get educated in more technical aspects. Not that I know where to start. That's my first step - finding out where that is! I don't have a plan to monetize anything, I simply wish to find out. I believe I was the perfect 'stealth' CIO. Now? Just enjoying myself, the Reg, and the incredible perceptions of the contributors.

Newt Gingrich wants Moon to be 51st US state

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Black Helicopters

Crying time again...

...we in the US cannot believe what is passing for serious candidacy in the Republican Party - at least, those of us who are not sociopathic and yearning 'to be led'.

...it underscores the pathetic farce of our political system - it's as if they forgot the charade had to be kept up once again in 2012 and en route to the debates they stopped off at the nut farm because it was on the way - and grabbed the first inmates they came across.

...

Self-planting plant discovered in Brazil

jukejoint

Terribly fascinating and all,

yet check out the seedpod of the 'Devil's Claw' plant to marvel at its 'intelligent design'.

Do an image seach. What elegance of form and function! This seed casing wraps itself completely around a passing animal's leg and holds on for dear life...operating on the same principle as the parking lots where exits are marked with 'severe tire damage' signs - the old reverse-barb trick!

SF fire dept lost computer password during massive blaze

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jukejoint

No one has bothered to ask, WHICH computer system was down. The 911 system was not down.

The most critical system was NOT down. This little IT issue was a big deal? Really, City Gov't?

A bigger deal than the fact that people waited way too long for ambulances?

Did the SFFD tell you response times were met? And you fell for it?

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