* Posts by The last doughnut

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That Google ARM love-in: They want it for their own s*** and they don't want Bing having it

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Re: This is business

Okay it may cost perhaps 50 million to develop the processor and a similar amount for the remaining hardware. But the lower power design means you can pack more of them in the same space (chip, board, box, rack, centre) so it becomes cheaper to operate. With the economies of scale they have it just works out better value for them.

Why else would they do it?

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This is business

That's why I come to the comments section - endless uninformed comment.

The limiting factor with microprocessors is energy. It costs money to house, power and cool a server centre. Google have worked out they can build a better server centre more cost effectively if they move to an ARM-based server processor architecture. Yes they have the cash and organizational ability to do it. No they probably won't add any special sauce to the design - they are better off with a general purpose machine that they can put their clever software on.

Thought of in-flight mobile calls fills you with dread? Never fear, US Dept of Transport is here

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Re: This is not unreasonable

I always thought the real reason for the ban was because mobile phones are not licensed for airborne use. The cellular system breaks down when mobiles are used high up, because each can communicate with far more cell basestations than a ground-based mobile can. This causes a lot of interference and effects large numbers of users over a large area.

I'm sure someone will downvote me for suggesting this.

Blighty could put a (WO)MAN on MARS by 2040, says sci minister

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Willetts

Surely one of the most stupid people alive. Generally regarded as having "two brains" by those in Whitehall.

World's OLDEST human DNA found in leg bone – but that's not the only boning going on...

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Re: All lies

That's the same reason we ran them out of ours :-)

IDS finally admits what EVERYONE ELSE already knows: Universal Credit will be late

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Trollface

Because all of the projects that ever go wrong/late/over-budget are govt ones, right chaps?

NSA collects up to FIVE BILLION mobile phone locations daily

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Re: Guilt by Coincidence

The police are literally above the law.

Hey, George Clooney. LOST in SPACE... and thirsty? Visit these 5 ALIEN worlds*

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Thumb Up

That's great guys but what we really want you to look for are habitable planets with a measurable quantity of martini in the atmosphere. Gin or vodka is fine. Thanks chaps.

Women crap at parking: Official

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Thumb Down

Yeah - we like kind of did some brain analysis stuff, then convinced ourselves that our commonly held preconceptions were real. You know, like in the '60's.

RBS MELTDOWN LATEST: 'We'll be the bank we should be ... next YEAR maybe'

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FAIL

To be fair it may take them a while to work out what has actually happened - according to hearsay the hastily assembled banking behemoth has a wide variety of legacy systems and a dispersed and cheaply procured IT operation.

Microsoft leaks reveal 'Threshold' projects looming in 2015

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Happy

Re: Microsoft announce more FAIL

We're going to have six. Ha-har!

Top comet-watcher pens ISON's emotional obituary

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Cold birth, hot death

Alas poor comet ISON

You flew too close to our Sun.

It was a nice try son,

Roll out the interplanetary Dyson.

DEATH-PROOF your old XP netbook: 5 OSes to bring it back to life

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Full ubuntu runs slow on some older graphics chips, xubuntu is a much better bet and has a more traditional Gnome-based UI.

Buy a replacement battery for the laptop if necessary. Fill its memory slots. Slap a new hard drive in there if you have to.

Should run well for the forseeable.

Sinclair's FORGOTTEN Australia-only micro revealed!

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Is this similar to the French Minitel?

THIS ONE WEIRD CHIP cuts weight from data centre power bills

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Stop

This appears to be little more than a product announcement.

False widow spiders in guinea pig slaughter horror

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Alert

My mum got bitten by a garden spider. That is all.

Exotic physics takes an arrow to the knee with new ATLAS results

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Super smashing great

SCRUBBED: Technical oopsies halt SpaceX's bid for the Money Ring

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Re: Kerbal Space Program

I would do but it sounds a bit too much like a Madonna-inspired cult.

BAFFLING power cockup halts NASA's nuclear Mars tank Curiosity

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Facepalm

Loose Paperclip causes power drain

You seem to be exploring an extraterrestrial body. Would you like some help with that?

Magnetic slurry could deliver heatsink-as-a-service

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Pint

Oh Em Geezus

There is another Newcastle - and it is in Australia?

I'm going, and that's all there is to it.

POWER SOURCE that might END humanity's PROBLEMS: A step forward

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Mushroom

I fully expect lots of downvotes

I can thoroughly recommend spending one of your working days reading up on how to build a W-88 or other thermonuclear device on Wikipedia.

Dark HEAVY METAL star fires up jets, vomits hot ROCK into space

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Re: Lots of it about

It still bothers me that its around in big hard lumps. How does a stream of particles become big hard Chelyabinsk-style lumps?

New US Apple factory will make INVINCIBLE sapphire glass for SHINY iThings

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Re: Never send a computer guy to do a material scientists job

Its sapphire-coated glass. The bulk strength comes from the glass, the surface hardness from the sapphire. Like you find on expensive watches, and it says in the article.

Blighty promises £49m to get more British yoof into engineering careers

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I have to say - pessimistic though it sounds - that the best advice I would give to my younger self is to forget about engineering as a career and emigrate. This applies even more so in the modern age.

Alien planet is just like EARTH - except for ONE tiny detail

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Re: That's not the only thing that doesn't make any sense

@DaM

Thanks for all the downvotes and your own invaluable contribution.

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That's not the only thing that doesn't make any sense

Like for example, if the solar system is supposed to have coalesced from a cloud of gas and dust, why are the supposed left-overs actually coming in the form of large rocky chunks?

Long time ago? Galaxy far, far away? You ain't seen nothing yet

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Re: What if...

Holy freakin' thank you. I have learned a lot and now have renewed faith in the actual science of cosmology.

Also I should read more and watch TV less.

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Re: What if...

Wasn't it Feynman who pointed out that an anti-particle behaves exactly like its twin, but traveling the opposite direction through time?

Comet ISON perhaps NOT GARBAGE after all - glows GREEN in latest snaps

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Headmaster

Spelling?

Why is it being called "ISON" and not "Ison"? Or even "iSon"

Terminator-style robot busts leg in martial arts demo mishap

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Pint

I for one ... oh sod it I'm off for a beer

'Microsoft Word is a tyrant of the imagination'

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Re: Mircosoft makes 'Productivity Software' sound like an xymoron

Nice. I was making a Friday beer joke. And I almost exclusively use xemacs.

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Re: Mircosoft makes 'Productivity Software' sound like an xymoron

Not to mention the twin evils of Excel and Project:

Excel - forces you to think inside a 2-D grid of boxes.

Project - forces managers to use an outdated and inflexible model of project management.

I used to wonder if MSofties used their own tools but increasingly I think they have been. I speak from experience as I have worked for a number of failing engineering companies throughout my career and they all used these software packages extensively!

Windows XP folks: At least GOOGLE still loves you ... UNTIL 2015

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Migrate away from MS altogether

They have proved themselves untrustworthy and incompetent. Convert your old machines to xubuntu or similar and get everything you need for free, including the Chrome browser and as much privacy software as you can be bothered to install.

Watery asteroid discovered 150 light-years off hints at habitable worlds

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Pint

I like that idea

I think its widely accepted that the Earth/Moon system is the remnant of a collision. But the idea that it was a very wet collision just seems right somehow. Friday beers all round.

The LSD guru, the 1980s pop-star and video games to reprogram your brain

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Stop

Re: Its been a while

Oh and er, thanks for the 7 thumbs down and counting

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Its been a while

But now I remember why I don't bother with the comments section anymore.

Thanks guys!

Alcatel-Lucent slashes 10,000 jobs worldwide

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Meh

I agree with what the other commentards said

Boffins follow TOR breadcrumbs to identify users

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Unhappy

OK I am now officially old

Someone please explain WTF is TOR?

Boffin blends benevolent beer

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Sorry dude you are wrong about that. Lots of people can attest to the effects of alcohol on a low-sugar diet such as Atkins. You get pissed very quickly then get a headache. It does make you a cheap date, though.

Attention, addicts: LEGO meth lab pays homage to Breaking Bad

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Go

Speedboat

I still want to build a speedboat and I don't think this lot will help. Oh hang on ..

Big Beardie is watching you: Lord Sugar gets into facial recognition

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Happy

Baluddy useless

He will make it so cheap that the screens never really work peropperly.

Apparently all the staff in his business "empire" have to use his crappy executive telephones.

ULTRASONIC BOLLOCK BLASTERS help Hawkmoth battle The Bat

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Re: "Not sure how the females do it"

According to my extensive research, the shrieking sound is emitted from an orifice about 0.5m up from the G-spot

Vulcan? Not on our tiny balls. Pluto moons named Kerberos, Styx

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Happy

Re: Who'd be an astronmer

Oh yeh I know I know its all done using very clever techniques and sensors and you actually use the internet for proper science stuff. I just wanted to make the point about childish nerds thinking they have any rights in the naming of celestial bodies, that was all.

Jeez I should check out replies to my comments more often :-)

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Who'd be an astronmer

All that staying up late and peering into optics. The only fun bit of self-expression you get is when its time to name a celestial body. And that's when every TV-watching nerd in the world tries to enforce his (or her) childish views. Meh.

What's the difference between GEEKS and NERDS?

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I don't often bother with comments these days

Quote "Generally, the data seem to affirm my thinking."

If you had put this at the beginning of the article you would have saved me two minutes of pointless reading.

BBC's Digital Moneypit Initiative known to be 'pile of dung' for years

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FAIL

Salford

The move to Manc-world is another failure to execute. In case you hadn't noticed they've actually moved to central London.

Mind control hat makes quadcopter do what brain says

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I demand a glistening green and purple brain icon

Obviously there is a large shield between the brain and the sensors - we need to get rid of that first. Once the brain is exposed we can float some dry ice around there with some green and purple lighting should look good.

Presumably they couldn't get research funding unless they used WiFi in the title.

Russians draw liquid blood from frozen woolly mammoth

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Coat

Pretty soon they are going to work out a way to reanimate the Rolling Stones

Stand by for PURPLE KETCHUP as boffins breed SUPER TOMATOES

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Boffin

Antioxidants

So has it been proven yet that they have any health benefit at all when present in your diet?

I thought this was still a matter of scientific conjecture and nevertheless widespread belief.

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Unhappy

Re: As always there is *good* GM and *bad* GM

Another way to experience proprietary lock-in is to buy a BMW motorcycle.

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