Posts by Supplicant

'No peeing towards Russia' sign appears on country's Arctic border with Norway

Re: Covered by cameras....

In my defense, it's cold out there.

Love in an elevator.... testing mast: The National Lift Tower

"This erection satisfied Express engineers’ needs for the following 40 years, but in the late 1970s it was decided they had to have something rather larger."

Engineers are always size queens.

Tito's Mars mission to use HUMAN WASTE as radiation shield

Re: A whole new meaning.....

We're saving those jokes for the mission to Uranus.

Watch out for the GIGANTIC ALIEN JELLYFISH, warns space boffin

I, for one, welcome our new giant cnidarian overlords.

Mega-star HD 10180 could have more planets than the Sun

Ground Control to Colonel Sanders.

I, for one, welcome our crispy-fried alien overlords.

Space probe in orbit above Mercury sees signs of polar ice

Re: Liquid water

So, what you're saying is that it's cold outside and there's no kind of atmosphere?

Sounds like fun, fun, fun in the sun, sun, sun.

Ever wondered how many limp todgers to the mile?

What about sound?

How loud is a Pin Drop in Swedish Wankers?

Japanese boffins crack arse-based ID recognizer

@This side up

" why use 256 sensors, a processor and loads of interfacing hardware to do what you could easily do with a knob? "

In other words, never use your arse for a task you can do with your knob.

Only a matter of time

until your password gets cracked.

Airborne killer robot destroys Libyan anti-aircraft missile

You're not thinking this all the way through.

"This profiteering and bureaucratic empire-preservation won't go away overnight because of one Predator strike, of course, or even hundreds of Predator strikes."

Pick the right targets and you can put an end to quite a bit of bureaucratic nonsense.

New tech lets you drink exhaust fumes

You might be a redneck if

your first thought was how this technology could be used to build a more efficient still.