Posts by Goes to 11

Twitter-mad twits trade 14 million shares in BANKRUPT zombie biz

"This is a trader fail, as the Q denotes a company that has filed for bankruptcy."

But HP is listed as HPQ......Oh OK...Nevermind.

PLAGUE of SEX CRAZED MONSTER GRASSHOPPERS to hit East Coast

Re: Phew....

They did mean Norfolk.....Norfolk, Virginia. Phew!

STONEHENGE: Attack of the RAYGUN HISTORIANS

Nigel Was The Smart One

Nigel Tufnel: In ancient times, hundreds of years before the dawn of history, an ancient race of people... the Druids. No one knows who they were or what they were doing...

PlayStation burnout probe: It's not the Vita, it's YOU, says Sony

Re: So

Yes,

Now shut up and go away.

Love,

Sony

LG execs fingered in Samsung OLED tech theft

Re: it stands to lose “trillions of won” from the leak.

That is very, very Won indeed.

Trekkie pays £45,000 for rusty shuttle

With Scotty Gone

No one will ever be able to make it run.

Apple-Moto patent gripe almost thrown out the door

This Is Not The End

“Nor is it the beginning of the end, but the end of the beginning.” W.C.

Gore, Bush, and Berners-Lee rock into 'net Hall of Fame

No Ted Stevens?

“The internet is not a big truck. It’s a series of tubes.”

Virginia ponders tax breaks for (dead) human space flights

"Ground control to Major Tom"

Carry on...

Quattrone blasts Ellison, says Autonomy is right

What?

"It may also shake the confidence of HP's customers and investors and – importantly in our view - that of HP employees who may start leaving."

HP employees may start leaving?? They have been leaving and HP has been kicking talent out the door for the last 6 years!

Union warns of strike action against HP

Following The Hurd

This is just a continuation of the Hurd era strategy. More than likely older more expensive workers are the ones that will be cut.

Sony says data for 25 million more customers stolen

So....

According to Sony, an "outdated database" with card info does not need the same protection as the "main database". Why even have the "outdated database" out there!.....Bit ME!

Fired-up eco-boffin gives it '180 per cent'

Nigel: 110%

........Well these go to eleven