I've got an idea...
Listen guys, hear me out. We've been getting some feedback that some people, crazy people clearly, are not soooo happy with the new changes to Notepad. But look I have an idea.
We split Notepad into two programs. Wait, wait, just listen. Right, one, lets call it Notepad Classic, rips out all the new stuff and takes it back to being just a simple stupid word editor. Right, right, no listen, really that is what some people want. And then we take the second program and add in all that new stuff, plus any other great idea you guys come up with. And to differentiate it a bit more, we'll give it a new name, something between Notepad and Word... I've got it Wordpad! Yep we call that one Wordpad. And that one gets stuffed to the gills with all the cool features. Once we've done that, well we can dump the whole Classic from the name Notepad, and just have Notepad and Wordpad!
I know, I know, it's a radical idea. A bit out there. Creating two programs, but you know we have 2 separate audiences here, and one size does not always fit all. Not everyone can wear my shoes, you know what I'm saying. So 2 programs, for 2 different audiences. Crazy, right? But you know it might just work...