Except when it's not.
Had an engineering study set up to run overnight. Cabinet locked. Sign posted on cabinet. Three bands of tape above on and below latch. Cart of wired up equipment parked in front.
Next morning cart is to the side.
Someones project inside cabinet.
Three temperature spikes logged.
Two were on the downswing so still in spec. Third was at the peak and out of spec.
Some of the sensors had been moved.
Study fail and has to be repeated.
Sr researcher and board member walks in and wants his samples. Turns out he was using some of the just delivered bench instruments as well.
He was not happy that his budget had to pay for the repeat of the study and also to explain to the ministry auditor the reason for the delay.
This is where phd becomes Fudd as in Elmer.