* Posts by b0llchit

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Microsoft rolls out Recall for Intel, AMD-based Copilot+ PCs

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Bad ideas must be good for someone

Why do they keep pushing this obviously extremely intrusive and Bad IdeaTM? There must be some hidden agenda at play here.

No sane person would ever want to add yet another level of intrusion, which will end up in Microsoft's machine learning inbox and definitely will be accessed by any and all Three Letter Agencies (and equivalents) all over the world.

Windows 11 24H2 strikes again – Outlook might not start with Google Workspace Sync running

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FAIL

Outlook: look out!

Outlook: foggy at best.

Outlook: some data not looking out for.

Outlook: shiny skin hidden from bugs.

Outlook: it keeps pouring; must be that rainy country we can blame.

Day after nuclear power vow, Meta announces largest-ever datacenter powered by fossil fuels

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Re: So instead of megawatts

I wonder how much carbon-dioxide-pollution-per-ad it generates.

Oracle's Java price hikes push CIOs to brew new licensing strategies

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Devil

Re: The devil you know ... ?

No! The Devil thrives on Mean! Be Meaner!

Brits think AI in the workplace is all chat, no bot for now

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Revolution

Bullshit jobs are sacrificed and replaced by bullshit generating AI.

Ambivalent on the huge benefit for humanity. Can someone please pull the plug to save some electricity? No need to bring back the bullshit jobs though.

Arch Linux installer now slightly less masochistic

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Joke

Cursor keys? Are you spoiled? Where are the .... .--- -.- .-.. bindings for my single-wire keyboard.

Tech support chap showed boss how to use a browser for a year – he still didn't get it

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Re: I had one user...

also known as LART

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Re: I had one user...

Managing the sort of person to believe in Magic. You did present yourself as the great Wizard and waved a wand, did you not?

Yup, half of that thought-leader crap on LinkedIn is indeed AI scribbled

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WTF?

Re: Is it self referential

Congratulated! It is congratulating the congratulations to congratulate the congratulations' congratulations.

Abstract, theoretical computing qualifications are turning teens off

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Holmes

Well, if you haven't made blinky as (one of) your first project(s), then you will never understand that computers are just plain stupid calculators instructed to do many simple things very, very fast so the machines can baffle the unknowing and appear to look intelligent to the uneducated.

UK council still hadn't fully costed troubled Oracle project 2 years in

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FAIL

Re: £40M

Yes, we have fined Birmingham councilthe taxpayers £40M

FTFY.

We can clone you wholesale: Boffins build ML agents that respond like specific people

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Trollface

click - Lights on

click - High beams on

looking...looking harder...no actual living beings found or detected.

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Re: Just when you think it can't get worse

I'm still waiting for my doors to have GPP.

Microsoft 365 Copilot trips over angle brackets, frustrating coders

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Devil

Well, Copilot designed and implemented the Copilot input validation code and will be firmly dismayed if anyone doubts its correctness or effectiveness.

Microsoft breaks timezones in Settings and calls on an unlikely ally for help

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Escalating escalations escalated

It would also be a good idea to avoid pondering why a setting that only Administrators can access in the Windows Settings app can be changed via the legacy Control Panel.

Because the levels upon levels of crud and access tables to control privileged access for unprivileged users plus the if-then-else trees to figure out and mitigate the bugs introduced caused privilege escalations to have bugs letting unprivileged users have access to privileged operations by escalating their privileges. The subject has now been escalated to QA using AI to generate new if-then-else trees, more crud and an additional level of access tables.

Sweden's 'Doomsday Prep for Dummies' guide hits mailboxes today

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Re: 'Doomsday Prep for Dummies' guide...

Shouldn't that read "You're borg borg borged..."?

Microsoft starts boiling the Copilot frog: It's not a soup you want to drink at any price

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Happy

Re: "will multiply like brainworms in the cerebellum"

/me waiting for the doors to welcome and enjoy my traversals.

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Be careful with predictions

Unlike the M5, it [AI] isn't in the business of physical destruction of the enemy...

Yet...

Google Gemini tells grad student to 'please die' while helping with his homework

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Terminator

Re: Are we being fair to the AI ?

Can't see what is wrong here. The AI calculated the statistics and presented the adequate answer.

There are sooo many people on this planet and a lot of them(*) spew junk at the AI. The only valid statistic is to assist in reducing the amount of venom coming from the junkers and that is readily accomplished by giving the correct strong suggestion that the person(s) in question should remove themselves from the gene pool and apply for a Darwin Award(**).

(*) most, if not all

(**) Only awarded if they have no offspring. Otherwise, the AI will suggest complete forward and backward family-line removal from the gene pool and forward a proper request for a collective Darwin Award.

That hardware will be more reliable if you stop stabbing it all day

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Cutting edge technology.

NatWest blocks bevy of apps in clampdown on unmonitorable comms

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Meh

Re: About time

That'll teach 'm! Well, yeah, it teaches us to use private devices for all our illegal communication.

Ambitious overclocker cools Raspberry Pi 5 with liquid nitrogen

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Pint

I want my Turbo Button back!

Microsoft 'resolves' and 'mitigates' Windows Server 2025 update whoopsie

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Pirate

Profitable update?

1) update something against your will, 2) send bill for updated version.

Or: a) update something against your will, b) require hired guns to clean up the mess.

Or: I) update something against your will, II) send lawyers to blame someone else.

Many wonderful ways to make boatloads of money.

The sad tale of the Alpha massacre

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Joke

Real admins don't... they cry silently.

Unbreakable Voyager space probes close in on a 50 year mission

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Happy

Good parts, fantastic engineering and excellent engineers

The times when "a bit" of over-engineering really makes your day.

The US government wants developers to stop using C and C++

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Boffin

Re: Stop with the useless A better than B crap

You missed the point. Supervising programmers is not about managing them.

A supervising programmer is looking at the code. Just like programmers must accept that other programmers supervise them. It is also called peer review, except that there is an implicit educational purpose to the setup. A novice is not a real "peer", but will become one in due time when you all accept the learning curve.

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Stop with the useless A better than B crap

The programming language you use is the right one for the task at hand. That can be any language, be it, to name a few, C, C++, Rust, Java, Python, C# or Assembly. You need to know which tool to use for the project or task. Finding that out is part of being a programmer.

You need a real programmer, regardless of the language used. You need to learn any language and need to create to become experienced. All programmers need supervision and all programmers need to supervise. That is how you learn and improve to the expertise level of the language at hand.

Cisco scores a perfect CVSS 10 with critical flaw in its wireless system

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Megaphone

Separate networks

"An attacker could exploit this vulnerability by sending crafted HTTP requests to the web-based management interface of an affected system,"

And that is why you never ever(*) have any management interfaces accessible on the production network. You create a management network for this purpose that is not accessible from the production network. You still need to patch all the software holes, but it makes network subversion and penetration more difficult.

(*)and that means never ever while the universe exists.

Want advice from UK government website about tax 'n' stuff? Talk to the chatbot

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FAIL

I wonder who will be liable when the chatbot gives you illegal advice...

Amazon's nuclear datacenter dreams stall as watchdog rejects power deal

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Joke

Re: fusion

This bowl is advertised as lettuce the fusion products do all the work during escape while containing the source plasma. Also, it is top rated and has high energy density with negligible maintenance.

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Seems clear cut to me

Amazon: All your Power(s) are belong to us.

Regulator: No.

The hunt is on for the scum who stole Britain's largest inflatable planetarium

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Re: Will make a good movie...

It has probably been circling for a couple of billion years.

If Trump gets elected, get your tech buying done asap

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Holmes

If Trump gets elected...60% tariffs...are going to slam the IT sector.

I think the tariffs will be the least of your (and our) problems, in any sector, if he gets elected.

Beijing claims it's found 'underwater lighthouses' that its foes use for espionage

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Re: The fools

Yeagerh, but they were not drifting right anyway.

Datacenter developer says power issues holding up new builds

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Megaphone

No, it's a ploy to allow developers to use two or more servers for a Hello World! program. Using just one server is so yesterday's tech these days.

Skyscraper-high sewage plume erupts in Moscow

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A real shitstorm

If we imagine some furious winds. Sad that no fan was seen nearby or it would have been a hitable to (re)distribute the perfume.

Huawei's farewell to Android isn't a marketing move, it's chess

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Big Brother

Re: A dumb move ?

But the Chinese may soon be locked-in too. And also locked-out of the "western" alternatives. They have the infrastructure to enforce it when they want and are ready to. How is that a "dumb" move for a totalitarian regime?

UK sleep experts say it's time to kill daylight saving for good

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Re: I disagree

We should be able to enjoy 24 hours of daylight savings.

Lets all board a vessel and start moving at minus synchronous orbit speed (about 1071 km/h westwards(*)). Then we will always be facing the rays of our beloved ball of fusion fire in the sky.

(*) That is the speed for 50 deg north going west. At the equator you'd have to go faster to somewhere about 1665 km/h.

Say hello to the epi-bit, a new approach to DNA data storage

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Not when porn is involved!

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Evolution

Picture this, the natural biome interacting with the storage. Plenty opportunity for Frankenstein Monsters evolving from the data.

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You mean, bacteria multiplying with sex?

Lab-grown human brain cells drive virtual butterfly in simulation

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Re: BSG in the making

The second war starts about 40 years after the first. The earthly skinjobs made/helped make the other skinjobs. So,... lets say about 25 years in the making if we assume the new skinjobs don't age as the old skinjobs did. With this timeline,... we should die somewhere in the next 20 to 30 years or so.

BTW, Igor got killed in the process of development. It was a predecessor of Daniel, which entire line was exterminated. They did not have enough time to make a Daisy, Charlotte and Wendy line and it was decided that the current lines should be able to perform their spy-jobs well enough. You know, they had a plan.

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BSG in the making

I welcome the Cylons. The only questions remaining are:

  • Are there skinjobs or just hybrids?
  • Have they mastered FTL?
  • When will they attack?

Developer pockets $2M in savings from going cloud-free

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Angel

I wonder how much the BOFH charges to co-loc/on-prem the installation from the BOFH cloud datacenter to the BOFH co-loc/on-prem datacenter.

Richard Branson to take balloon ride to edge of space

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Devil

Re: How much helium will we need

We should all simultaneously blow in the up direction to push the balloon to and beyond the edge of space until the solar wind catches it and will never be seen again.

Norway datacenter dumps diesel diet, goes veggie with biofuel backup

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Re: burning 1,000 liters of HVO will release 195 kg of carbon dioxide,

Please reread the lesson on "selective accounting"(*) and try again.

(*) The green book with green pages and green text. Green soap included on page 2.

/s

Smart homes may be a bright idea, just not for the dim bulbs who live in 'em

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WTF?

One snitch replaces another

...and auto-pair with Alexa without snaffling secrets...

Alexa? Are you sure? That always listening device Alexa snapping up your private conversations Alexa device?

Anthropic's Claude vulnerable to 'emotional manipulation'

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Are there still humans in public relations?

They act and talk like their own AI with all the standard denials and usual blabla. It surely looks like there are no humans at that company to handle public relations.

Suggestion: next time you have contact, please try to jailbreak them. It might help asking with strong emotional words and sentiments.

Why send a message when you can get your Zoom digital video clone to read the script?

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FAIL

Hello, meet Cliff, the edge of the world

We've built in numerous safeguards...

Famous...last...words...

Techie took five minutes to fix problem Adobe and Microsoft couldn't solve in two weeks

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Re: Regomized as "Clark"?

Super! Man, that joke was bad.

FTFY ;-)