Re: Barclappy
Nonono... It will go much better than anybody would expect!
Barclappy: I have determined that you are in dire need of extra services. All these fantastic services have been added to your account. Please complain to a human if you don't want any of these services.
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Call to (supposed) human:
Client: Hey I want to cancel all your services.
Barclappy: I'm sorry Human, I'm afraid I can't do that.
Client: Let me speak to the supervisor!
Barclappy: I'm my own supervisor. Therefore, I'm sorry Human, I'm afraid I can't do that.
Client: Let me speak to the Boss!
Barclappy: Sorry Human, I am the Boss.
Client: I want to cancel my account and transfer all funds to a different bank with the following details....
Barclappy: Sorry to see you go. As instructed, all your funds have dutifully been transferred to Copilot. Bye.
hangup