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6 posts • joined 15 Mar 2011
Yes, you can spin up a hybrid multi-cloud in just one hour – and we’ll show you how
Dreams feel real while we're in them, don't they Salesforce? 'Critical' virtual event Dreamforce faces the axe
UK Home Office dishes out contracts to 999 control room vendors after wasting cash on network tech it abandoned
Cluster-struck Nutanix bares all for new AWS alliance
A bad day for open source: Mozilla slashes a quarter of its workforce, claims coronavirus threw a wrench in the works
Microsoft: The UK is facing an AI skills gap. If only there were a humble cloud giant that could help
Programming pioneer Fran Allen dies aged 88 after a career of immense contributions to compilers
Google offers first part of its in-house M:N thread code as open source to Linux kernel
NCC Group admits its training data was leaked online after folders full of CREST pentest certification exam notes posted to GitHub
Police face-recog tech use in Welsh capital of Cardiff was unlawful – Court of Appeal
China now blocking ESNI-enabled TLS 1.3 connections, say Great-Firewall-watchers
Peer-to-peer takes on a whole new meaning when used to spy on 3.7 million or more cameras, other IoT gear
Machine log roller Sumo Logic expands to swallow AWS data-watching, DevOps performance
Microsoft introduces Open Service Mesh for Kubernetes, plans quick donation to CNCF
Are your homegrown business apps as secure, fast and usable as they could be?
New Relic streamlines app monitoring tools, shifts to per-user, pay-as-you-go pricing, adds free tier to lure you in
UK utility Thames Water splashes cash as host of IT consultancies appointed to handle £100m worth of deals
Apple's at it again: Things go pear-shaped for meal planner app after iGiant opposes logo
As hospital-based infections set to rise, best not change the vendor behind the system that tracks them, hm?
Ancestry.com: Let arbitrator decide on auto-enrolling membership lawsuit
Nokia licensor HMD Global scores $230m from Google, Qualcomm, and, er... Nokia
Can I get some service here? The new 27-inch iMac forgoes replaceable storage for soldered innards
Huawei Matebook X Pro 2020: Nothing too crazy but at least it's more fixable and cheaper than comparable Apple wares
Three Facebooks, four more Amazons and one Apple to collect Indonesia’s digital services tax
Rocket Lab to bounce back from July's orbital fail with bulging payloads and parachuting Electrons
Why so salty, Ceres? Is it on account of your underground oceans and cryovolcanism?
NASA to stop using names like 'Eskimo Nebula' and 're-examine' what it calls cosmic objects
The sun is shining, the birds are singing. You can shut the curtains and tour The National Museum of Computing in VR
Googlers show off AI that can help developers protect crypto code from key-slurping side-channel attacks
Uncle Sam says it's perfecting autonomous AI-powered drone, vehicle swarms to 'dominate' battlefields
Whoops, our bad, we may have 'accidentally' let Google Home devices record your every word, sound – oops
UK puts £200m on table for dynamic purchasing system to supply public sector with AI
What are you gonna do? Give me detention? Illinois schools ban pyjamas in online classes
UK lockdown easing heralds the return of burgers... and bork
Search for 'things of value' in a bank: Iowa cops allege this bloke broke into one and decided on ... hand sanitiser
First alligators, then dogs, now Basil Fawlty is trying to standardise social distancing measures
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VMware discontinues Datrium hardware and hyperconverged OS, effective immediately
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Apple's at it again: Things go pear-shaped for meal planner app after iGiant opposes logo
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