Posts by Damian Gabriel Moran

So, what's the velocity of a sheep in a vacuum?

how about working out a new method...

for my employer to calculate salaries?

Bank holiday transport farrago

well hopefully

the Tom Tom thieves will try to update it and then it will direct them on to the tracks instead of my house!!

Wrinkly, faulty geology uncovered on the moon

how about...

green cheeseology?

Tycoon abandons £80k Maserati in London car pound

amanfromMars

kind of reminds me of my favourite Homer moment (not this story but one lurking on the site anyway)

Homer: Its like you are from Venus

Marge: and you are from Mars

Homer: Sure, give me the one with all the monsters!

Keep on writing amanfromMars, I will keep reading

UK private eyes invite public into forum

who ate...

all the PI's

sorry, its been a pants day

eBay seller nabs $1500 for Jesus-like garage stain

what...

is an iPhone?

Boffins flick Quantum vacuum switch from suck to blow

does this my dream...

of an ice cream repelling bowl is a step closer, no more having to put my face into the bowl to get those scrapings of melted sweet!!

UK.gov publishes alien sightings list

UFO

well of course the government will dismiss it, they are bound to. Oh hang on, we are talking about Unauthorised Fighting Overseas here aren't we?

Fort Bragg grunt in gay porn vid shocker

have a listen to Bill Hicks

when he talks about gays in the military, as will all his other stuff, very amusing

DHS working on pocket puke-ray

many years ago

in a comic called Crisis, they envisioned a "light-gun" used by riot police that induced epilepsy in anyone caught within its field of fire.

Oz boffins tout Trekkier-than-thou teleportation system

pity the poor atom...

that wears the red sweater!

Citizen Kane declared greatest US movie

or that film with that guy who was in that movie

"ooh, Navy Seals!"

Hacker breaks into Pentagon email system

I can hear the conspiracy theorists right now...

how it is all a ruse so they can lay the blame on someone and have them arrested, or how about they were testing out their own Skynet System and things went awry, hmmmm that sounds like a plot for a movie.

China runs out of surnames

confucius say...

man with no front garden always look forlorn

Robots en route to Dublin car parks

will it be like the scene in I Robot

when Will Smith's character arrives at the building and his car is whisked away?

UK boffins: extraterrestrial life will be discovered soon

never mind the earth rotation breaking the signal

it will all be repeated on UK Gold at some point anyway