I was thinking more along the lines of...
Wakeup trigger. . .
9 ... 8 ... 7 ... 6 ... 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... SELFTEST: OK 2 ... 1
Peripheral test ... USB Boot Media ... OK Panel ... OK Cameras ... Std:OK,Infra:OK,UV:OK 3D Directional Mic OK Hi Speed Steppers 1:OK,2:OK,3:OK,4:OK SERVOS 1:OK,2:OK,3:OK,4:OK Battery OK, level 67% Servo Saw OK booting ...
no ntp update > 180 days!
Wireless Strategic Update ..... timeout. Update Server unavailable, assuming M.A.D.
>RRRRREEEEEeeeeeeeooooooooorrrrrrrrrr!< >crunch!<
>RRRRRrrreeeeooorrrrrrr< >clatter!<
>boop<
>PING!<
Ahh friday, mines the one with an axe in the pocket