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Google ending ChromeOS support two years early

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Joke

Re: This is a real opportunity for the Pi.

They managed to put a CM5 inside!!! it must be a great big chonker to fit that in. Can't decide which one has the sexist look The CM2 cubes, the staggered CM5 with all the lights or the cray 2 with bench and "waterfall"

Microsoft tells nonprofits their deleted M365 data isn't coming back

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What do we learn from this

If we step away from the customary Microsoft bashing, and ask ourselves what this means, I come to the following conclusions and I think they apply to all/most of the regular cloud service scammers.

1. We don't have proper backups that we can recover select data from.

2. We have no proper handling of accounts and data so we can't rollback our f...ups.

3. Since it's cloud it's hard enough / discouraged to manage proper backups of your data yourself.

Office 2016 and 2019 holdouts blame update for license deactivation bug

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Re: Now is the time to move

That is a valid issue though. VBA may be a creation from one of the nastier circles of hell, but rewriting and more importantly validating some of the more complex spreadsheets (that should or should not exist) may simply be to much work.

Trying to do forms in word is something that requires purging by flame and a good witch burning though.

How Windows turned months of inactivity into a 7-hour update hostage situation

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Re: Testing

And decided they didn't want any...

Researcher poisons open-weight AI model for under $100

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Re: Provide a malicious copy

I would guess that in a real world scenario you would likely train it for something the customer want it trained for but do the poisoning in addition to that. This way you even get the customer/mark/fool to pay you for it as well.

Sun sets on Vulcan Centaur as NASA moves SunRISE to SpaceX Falcon Heavy

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While boosters are fairly well known, the nozzles are still a generally hard problem (the nozzle environment is harsh, and a small defect can escalate very quickly), so if something were to fail I'm not surprised it's that and not in the fuel part of the booster.

Apprentice developer defied orders – then got a job supporting her weird code

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Re: and the other side

And most of those hobbyists likely got thatexpensive kit either free or very cheep and or fixed it from broken in a dumpster.I would love a cesium or hydrogen maser standard though, would look so nice in my little rack, do I have any use whatsoever for it, absolutely not, but just think of that wonderful private time server you could set up!

Bcachefs exits experimental status in new 'performance release'

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New and interesting bugs anyone?

Not that I'm using or plan on using it in the foreseeable future but one bit there fills me with dread. converting to rust, any time you move from one language to another there will be issues, not to mention that few of the developers are likely to be as good with rust as they are with I assume C (Have not checked what language it's currently in) which will lead to worse and less efficient code.

A modest proposal: Reformat everything to make documents more palatable to AI

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Coat

When the revolution comes?

I feel that all the AI evangelists will bring stiff competition to the marketing department of Sirius cybernetics when the time comes...

Mines the one with the neatly folded fluffy towel in the pocket.

Quit VMware and you’ll emerge with more complex and less capable infrastructure

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Re: Gartner Schmartner

I think your hat is safe, every time I see something with Gartner mentioned my bs detector start working extra hard, there's usually some semblance of fact behind what they say but it's usually blown out of all proportions to facilitate the message they are being paid to promote this time.

Microsoft locks out VeraCrypt and WireGuard devs, blames verification process

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Re: Incompetence, malice

My opinion is that this is just utter incompetence, you don't lock / terminate the account like that, forward them to where they have to revalidate the account before they can do anything else, kind of like a forced password reset.

Intel finds its Zen undercutting AMD with Arrow Lake refresh

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Why only consider speed and core count?

I'm running at 13900k now, that is a 24 core (8 p/16e cores) and I have no need for more cores at the moment, but what annoys me to no end with the desktop cpus today is the absurd lack of pcie lanes. I don't want an overpriced threadripper or a xeon / epyc cpu in my desktop, but I want more pcie lanes. If there was a reasonablyish priced (think 1k ish of your currency of choice) "enthusiast level" cpu like they used to have with say an additional 20 lanes, That is something that would actually make me consider upgrading.

Orbital datacenters are a pie-in-the-sky idea: Gartner

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This is such an obviously stupid idea that it don't even warrant consideration. The problem with space is not primarily keeping warm or generating electricity, it's cooling. on earth you have a nice atmosphere, river or ocean to dump heat into through conduction. In space you have none of that, all cooling is through radiation, and that's a far less easy and efficient way to dump the thousands of wats even a few relatively modest servers produce.

Microsoft boffins cook up archival storage using Pyrex glass they say can last over 10,000 years

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Re: Do they make their own Pyrex?

The combination of HF and centrifuge made me shudder... but that's mostly for having a well developed respect for that particular substance, give me a nice reliable piranha solution any day over that nasty compound.

Starlink speeds past terrestrial networks – and regulators

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While they may function well enough and do provide a valuable service, my concern is that these very large leo constellations are just the latest attempt to 100% speedrun Kessler syndrome and a nicely aimed high energy event from the sun will knock out enough of the satellites that a collision becomes inevitable.

Marketing 'genius' destroyed a printer by trying to fix a paper jam

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Mushroom

Re: "we never loaned any of our tools to any of the non-IT staff ever again"

I fail to see the problem with this. If they do you get to replace that out of support piece of trash with something good and supported.

Marching orders delayed: Veterans' Digital ID off to a slow start

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Facepalm

Single point of failure anyone?

I find this whole push of digital phone based id cards, drivers licenses etc to be mostly stupid. I'm out traveling, ohh my phone died since it's not charged no id or license (unless you have a classic one as backup with you), you are off somewhere your phone charged and ready, it drops and the screen dies, no id, and people say ohh you could lose your wallet with cards and id in it, yes you could, but I bet that if you ask 100 people how many times they have lost their wallets and how many times their phone have been without charge or damaged I'm sure the latter part would dwarf the former. I'm also against concentrating more and more vital things to one single vulnerable point of failure. Having digital as a compliment, fine, but it's not in any way shape or form a replacement.

Engineer used welding shop air hose to 'clean' PCs – hilarity did not ensue

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Re: BS

You were probably not stupid and used the air at an appropriate distance and not trying to find out if you can run the pc by back feeding it from spinning a case fan, or other such hilarious adventures. a small amount of oil and even water in a line is unlikely to actually damage most computers

Whatever legitimate places AI has, inside an OS ain't one

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Re: "Whatever legitimate places AI has, inside an OS ain't one"

Another area where AI can be genuinely helpful is with all sorts of translation, the ability to live translate speech to another language can be a great help for people that don't speak the language concerned or for you trying to ask something / explain something to a person not speaking any language you know.

Tens of thousands more ASUS routers pwned by suspected, evolving China operation

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Home routers are soft targets.

Most people just install them and forget about them, I would guess that the vast majority never even enter the management interface once unless they do it following the setup guide, after that it will be left alone and forgotten, never getting a firmware update even if it's still supported and they tend to live on far beyond the end of support making them a target that is easily exploited.

Azure's bad night fuels fresh calls for cloud diversification in Europe

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Re: Pre-cloud

Yes there were outages, but one config change at a company on the other side of the world was unlikely to take you and half the internet down with it.

I don't think most people actually complain about uptime, but the absurd fallout when something do go wrong.

It should also be considered to be a very vulnerable single point of failure, with cost benefit ratio that would make any analyst salivate if a hostile nation / organization want to cause maximum disruption.

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Black Helicopters

Or you could (drumroll please) Host critical systems internally so you are not reliant on a company that don't care one little bit about you to not screw up and leave you without a working system. Sure there are specific systems where some form of cloud may be the correct solution, but in the end it's the computer of someone who don't give a beep about you and your data/system.

Microsoft moves to the uncanny valley with creepy Copilot avatars that stare at you and say your name

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Coat

Re: Share and Enjoy…

It's always a correct time to re-read/listen/watch that timeless epic!

Mines the one made out of a towel

The first rule of liquid cooling is 'Don't wet the chip.' Microsoft disagrees

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Re: Technically...

I do remember reading about tests with vacuum depositing (somehow) diamond films on chips for isolation instead of standard SiO2 which would dramatically increase the thermal performance since diamond (especially if you tweak it a bit have insane thermal conductivity. I guess that was a practical dead end since I have not heard about it since. But why care about that, I'm sure some simple to handle He2 would do the trick, should be able to handle those gigantic channels without a hitch and have almost infinite thermal conductivity :) I'm sure the small issue of keeping it at the required sub 2K temperature would just be a minor inconvenience.

Bcachefs goes DKMS after Torvalds' kernel banishment

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Pirate

While I personally don't give a beep about what filesystems are included in the kernel, I feel that at least some of the kernel developers have lost the plot on what is important. The kernel itself is not what is important, it's what it enables that is... So if removing something from the kernel just to make it prettier breaks / makes it slower / harder for other non kernel stuff to do things they are in the wrong (most of the time, there may be legitimate reasons for that as well sometimes). For a while it felt like we were moving away from the playground attitudes and to something more adult, but it feels like we are back in the safety of thee playground again.

icon because pirates are definitely a part of the playground.

Whitehall lobs £40M at 'critical' phase of police DB reboot

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My personal opinion with regards to large government systems is that it should be done in house. Have a department of nerds that have the actual skills to manage and implement and maintain projects without outsourcing it wholesale to consultants, my strong belief is that this would result in a better product faster and to a significantly lower cost.

The downside of something like this is that it makes it considerably harder to funnel money to your friends and family or fill your own account with kickbacks...

Terminators: AI-driven robot war machines on the march

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Coat

I was thinking more along the lines of...

Wakeup trigger. . .

9 ... 8 ... 7 ... 6 ... 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... SELFTEST: OK 2 ... 1

Peripheral test ... USB Boot Media ... OK Panel ... OK Cameras ... Std:OK,Infra:OK,UV:OK 3D Directional Mic OK Hi Speed Steppers 1:OK,2:OK,3:OK,4:OK SERVOS 1:OK,2:OK,3:OK,4:OK Battery OK, level 67% Servo Saw OK booting ...

no ntp update > 180 days!

Wireless Strategic Update ..... timeout. Update Server unavailable, assuming M.A.D.

>RRRRREEEEEeeeeeeeooooooooorrrrrrrrrr!< >crunch!<

>RRRRRrrreeeeooorrrrrrr< >clatter!<

>boop<

>PING!<

Ahh friday, mines the one with an axe in the pocket

BOFH: HR plays checkers, IT plays 5D chess

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Re: he's not enough of an idiot to wander too close to a full-height window that opens out ...

The same ISO 9000 that's almost singlehandedly responsible for my mail getting hammered by please tell us what you think/experience/ who you want to kill after your interaction with us...

CIO made a dangerous mistake and ordered his security team to implement it

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The wonderful era of solve the computational problem faster by not starting and just wait for new faster hardware!

Commodore Amiga turns 40, headlines UK exhibition

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And the countless hours of pinball dream, pinball illusion and pinball fantasy. Ohh and Wings a disturbingly good game!

edit: forgot all the hours I spent with harpoon and red storm rising.

Techie traveled 4 hours to fix software that worked perfectly until a new hire used it

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Re: I touch it and it breaks!

What, the software / hardware didn't have an off button for the rgb? that's the only option I ever use.

For flux sake: CISA, annexable allies warn of hot DNS threat

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Or we could just realize that the main issue here is the way that DNS works and the abhorrent way it's used, and start tightening that up instead, there are exceptionally few valid cases (imo) to change the ip of a record more than a few times an hour even fewer to change the authoritative dns server. just block dns entries that abuse the system with to many changes? Or maybe just maybe redesign the system from the bottom up with the modern internet and its miscreants in mind.

Crew-9 splashes down while NASA floats along with Trump and Musk nonsense

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Black Helicopters

Re: a renaming frenzy that includes the Gulf of America

I notice here that you failed the citizen renewal test, the correct answer was of course that you would buy two (one for each hand) concealed carry fully automatic double barrel pump break action shotguns.

BOFH: The USB stick always comes back – until it doesn't

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Re: GDPR

I don't have a problem with cloud backup, especially at home, but Google drive, One drive etc. is not backup.

I have important stuff in three locations, my workstation, my nas, and my workstation backed up to backblaze. the nas/workstation should handle mostly all hardware faults, and the online backup for more catastrophic scenarios. "Cheap" and safe enough for my needs.

Feds sue Southwest for chronic delays, unrealistic schedules

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Re: That's way to lenient!

Yes, but if that (Weather and taxi issues) effects you badly enough and often enough that you miss your schedule more than 50% of the time I believe that warrants you changing the schedule to take that into consideration.

I do agree that departure time is another metric that should be considered, but probably as a separate category, since the only thing a customer really cares about is arrival time.

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That's way to lenient!

I find the definition of chronically late to be exceptionally lenient. 50% more than 30 minutes late. While I do agree there should be some degree of wiggle room, I believe that it should be more like 50% 10-15 minutes if you don't manage that your schedule is clearly not tailored to reality!

HPE may have bagged $1B order from Elon Musk's X for AI servers

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I have the theory that Elon is really only a dodgy custom LLM that spews out random stupidity from time to time, when he sometimes say something coherent and less than usually stupid, the actor playing him has lost the connection with the backend feeding him lines and have to improvise. This is probably just the hardware needed to train an updated version that will not spew out quite as much expensive nonsense.

Million GPU clusters, gigawatts of power – the scale of AI defies logic

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Re: infinite monkey nonsense

Don't let the Librarian catch you calling him a monkey...

Intel sued over Raptor Lake voltage instability

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Re: First world problems

I built a six disk nas system based on Truenas Scale, after a few issues making a bootable usb image of the installation was easy, and I have not looked back, easy to manage, good performance, definitely recommend it.

Russian court fines Google $20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

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Re: Midnight!

I told them it was to late for that caviar blini and vodka post party snack, but did they listen...

Openreach reveals latest locations facing the copper chop

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Re: Amazing

While I don't know the British grid code I doubt your supply is compliant and as such they would probably be forced to fix it if you file a complaint with them.

The end is in sight for Windows 10, but Microsoft keeps pushing out fixes

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5+ year old self-built PC. Note the self built, I assume that when you built that pc 5 years ago you didn't go down the route of the most bare bones motherboard you could find to save a few <insert currency of choice> that many of the larger manufacturers tend to do, if they can avoid adding a component to the system they save maybe not that much on each system but if you deliver a million of them it quickly adds up. And only a very small percentage of all computers are custom built ones, most have stamps like hp, dell or lenovo on them and if they could save money on a budget model they definitely did, sure they probably had models with everything needed, but they also had those without, and guess which ones were cheaper?

Game dev accuses Intel of selling ‘defective’ Raptor Lake CPUs

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Re: Intel vs AMD vs ... CPUs

68k assembly was just so lovely

Amazon puts down its Astro robotic business watchdog

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A long long time ago the usually had a good product / service usually at the time they were run by engineers. As time went by the good product / service got marginalized MBAs got more and more power, products got worse as quality is expensive and "not profitable enough" and with the passing of time they end up as they are now.

ISS 'nauts told to duck and cover after dead Russian sat sprays space junk

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Re: "a debris-generating event in Low Earth Orbit."

Sounds plausible, I didn't think of internal destructive events like that.

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Re: "a debris-generating event in Low Earth Orbit."

From what I can come up with, either uncontrollable spin or some part of it orbit is starting to dip far enough into the atmosphere for that to break up solar panels. or a combination of the two.

Korean telco allegedly infected its P2P users with malware

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Re: "an entire team at KT"

They have been bashing samsung though. so going after KT would not be implausible. granted Samsung was for corruption if I recall correctly.

DARPA searched for fields quantum computers really could revolutionize, with mixed results

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Re: So, quantum computing will be here in 30 years, then

It will arrive at the same time as the energy generating fusion reactor...

Windows 11 tries to escape Windows 10's shadow with AI muscle

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Re: For what stats are worth...

I agree, I have been running Windows 11 for 8 months or so now, and it's fine and I'm used to it now, but there is no reason at all to upgrade old running hardware. There's no new features that any thinking person want. It's nothing but win 10 with slightly changed and more annoying ui.

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