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Artemis II astronaut: 'I have two Microsoft Outlooks, and neither one of those are working'

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Too true

My megacorp boss wont allow me to use thunderbird or any other client, so its web interface only. Supposedly it's more "secure" if Google read your emails as well.

Top tip : dont reply to outlook emails, they'll send a DM if its important.

Chardet dispute shows how AI will kill software licensing, argues Bruce Perens

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Re: Prompts?

If you jave been playing woth claude ypulñ know that clean room reimplantations from scratch d9nt need tp cipy code.

you input specs in larkdown amd let it run.

I think its higjly unlikely given in this case the goal was to create anew version free of license restrictions that the prompter would cipy paste code. It doesnt help and would not be useful and its pointless to try to traing ai with original code because that would fill up the context window immediately.

No need. Just get a spec in markdown and start promoting.

It the original project has a test suite you can ensure correctness for free.

Claude is powerful nowadays and does not need code input at all.

Ive rewritten jaca apps incwith no reference to tje original code. Just give it the comfig and docs and tell it to impmemw t it

OpenAI says its latest model is less likely to beat around the bush

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Re: It is neither a mistake nor an hallucination.

Ai not written.

LLMs do not calculate.

Agentic ai can do calculations But it does not necessarily.

Hallucinations hqve a concrete meaning in tyis context. Ai does hallucinate.

Where have you been the last few years?

You are talking like llms are algorithms calculating answers which is not the right way to look at what they do.

They next token predict language.

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Re: I always wondered if

Many humams will happily answer questions they know very little about as of they were experts.

Some even prefix their answers with

"no one knows more about... "

Memory scalpers hunt scarce DRAM with bot blitz

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Re: Wherever there's a scheme ....

Im not sure using a computer to find stuff for sale is really a "scam".

Its not like buying stuff online is illegal, and hunting for stuff that is for sale on a website with an ai powered agent is doable eoth simple chatgpt prompts nowadays.

If it a scam is someone is going to have to tell the hedgies.

In reality such systems are useful to the economy: they force sellers to keep competitive pricings. And ensure common prices across different matkets.

Iran's cyberwar has begun

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Re: Acts of Frustration are a Sign Recognising the Lack of Both Common Sense and Intelligence ‽

You kill a mother's children for oil, she has every right to dedicate her life to you destruction.

And so does dad, grandpa and grandma.

I can imagine its pretty "frustrating" to have your children killed, but there is no lack of "sense" it doing whatever the fsck you need to as a response.

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Re: I know they have to say that ...

Every one need to prepare for the inevitable higtech terrorist reponses, when the US starts carpet bombing civilians.

Hubble in a death spiral that could end as early as 2028 without a reboost

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Re: 2028 sounds like a death sentence for Hubble

I'm much more afraid to step into USofA than China.

I know folks jailed in USA for years for nothing considered illegal in the first world.

Not that it matters, you wont get into usa for a visit if ICE doesnt like your socials.

Remember if you heard it in American English it has bias. Communist is a dirty word for yanks. Capitalist doesn't have the same weight in China.

Microsoft boss on AI content: 'Nobody wants anything that is sloppy'

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My fav slop

I asked copilot for advice on some environment variable not being picked up is a particular context.

It read my code and answered

> 2

Just the number 2.

An off by 40 error

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Spreadsheets can do some pretty crazy things.

Crazy fast.

Ive seen lots of jobs done on rdbms systems that would have been much simpler in excel.

But manglement insist on using a rdbms.

Spreadsheets are the right tool for many jobs

GitHub ponders kill switch for pull requests to stop AI slop

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Practical example of this...

We were investigating lots of use of a new tool and considering how to make it more DRY to ease maintaining it.

Then we realised that it really didn't matter if we had to make 1000 changes simultaneously across the codebase, because AI can do that reliably. We just need to be able to verify it's work grepping the diff.

Keep It Simple Stupid has never been more appropriate: the code author is more stupid than ever before.

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AI Enshitification is already tangible across the industry, especially in development tools.

One solution might be to literally stop developing tools.

A bunch on unix stuff is good enough already.

Perhaps with the exception of certain security fixes lots of bells and whistles are no longer needed because you don't write code AI does, you read them and unit test them. It doesn't matter if it's verbose. New features that aren't in the training data don't get used much by AI anyway, since they don't know how.

Java developers want container security, just not the job that comes with it

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Re: You don't need "containerization"

That log4j thing was if you happened to be logging to a jms queue. Which was nobodies use case.

And the classloader is only an issue if you dynamically load classes from a byte stream from the Internet, which again is nobody's use case because that is a remote injection in itself.

You can load a web form string as a bin and exec it if you like in any language, but that's not really the problem of the language you choose to do that in.

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Re: Reads headline:

Our lot have way old containers and Java version that are 10+ years old (and a whole load of stuff in front stops that being an issue).

There is not much damage a valid utf8 json string that conforms to a schema can do.

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Re: 48+29+21+17+11+4+1+23+55+69+62+36+32+29+49+36+45+43+18+16+6+10+74

I don't think people really talking about the browser extention.

StopICE hacked to send alarming text messages, admins accuse border patrol agent of sabotage

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Re: Good

But if you report a hacking event and the govt covers it up what are your options?

To stop crims, Google starts dismantling residential proxy network they use to hide

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They cancelled their own ethical team.

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"Residential proxy networks have become a pervasive tool for everything from high-end espionage to massive criminal schemes"

Meaning "used by government and citizens alike"

Banker claims Oracle may slash up to 30,000 jobs, sell health unit to pay for AI build-out

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Re: At the risk of disappointing you all...

When the dot com bubble burst, they didn't turn off the Internet: & Google.com is still reachable to this day, although one wonders why.

I agree that the bubble will probably burst, but AI is not exactly tulips.

Attacks pummeling Cisco AsyncOS 0-day since late November

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Its true and backdoores soi led to what backdoor really means I this context.

We're they caught doing this by Snowden?

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Re: Another day

What's the fix tho?

Seem like it might be, Don't open random ports on the Internet?.

Which would justify the meh.

Zig quits GitHub, says Microsoft's AI obsession has ruined the service

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Actions was bad idea

IMHO Actions is a bad idea it the first place. Apart from being badly implemented.

It's tempting, because 2fa and general Microsoft lockin techniques make github painful to operate from outside.

But in the end imho you want to run build locally, it's not really something that you need to scale randomly to something you can't handle.

Security is an f-ing nightmare if you try CI/CD, so you might as weel do your builds locally too.

Microsoft exec finds AI cynicism 'mindblowing'

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Re: Reality is an illusion ...

Hot out of the bit barns this month Copilot now convincingly tell you about it things are impossible when they are really really not.

Every month there is new thing AI does scandalously and irresponsibly wrong.

Hundreds of millions of business PCs are still on Windows 10 as D-Day nears

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Re: OB Linus

Can you imagine having 550 million unhappy customers!

I mean. Out of the context of being employed by Microsoft. ;o)

The company I work for has essentially 100% similarly unhappy customers.

None of them want to upgrade to our 2.0.

They have working systems. The vast majority not connected to the Internet. And they want their code on these systems to continue working because their business has not changed and these forced upgrades are simply considered a rip off. Security, being touted as the reason the "have to" upgrade.

Despite happily running other systems of ours, sometimes 30 years past the managlement announcing official end of life.

They are right. Forced upgrades are a rip off. I wish out company would not do it. We have to look people we work with in the face at meetings while management tell this reoccurring lie. Our version 2.0s are as unwelcome as a new windows version on a working PC.

I think people should sue. It's a standard lie, but still it's fraud.

It not that they don't want to pay. They don't want to pay for 2.0 with "AI" support and 20gb of bundled bullshitware they do not need and only causes them headaches while hardware long out lasts the support contract and is still easily replacable with something faster and equivalent for their needs. .

Capitalism is failing us, because honesty is not a legal requirement.

Red Hat breach escalates as criminals collaborate on 'multi-terabyte' extortion plot

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Re: :Sigh:

Who said it was cloud?

"The incident refers to Red Hat's self-managed instance of GitLab Community Edition... Customers who deploy free, self-managed instances on their own infrastructure"

Ie not in the cloud. It not like Redhat even wrote gitlab.

If you put up an apache with insecure CGI I can't see that Apache org would be paying you ransoms.

Tbh the extortionists are likely to get nothing from this one. Certainly not from ibm who it seems lost nothing.

Some consults look red in the face.

Gitlab/redhat customers who put shit on the Internet probably didn't care too much about the markdown text documents specified. No?

If they did, the bad guys wouldn't be trying to make a media drama out of it. They would be trying to extort the data owners.

GDPR has nothing to do with this. Redhat are neither data owner nor broker. They provided 3rd party os software to someone who used it insecurely.

US puts $10M bounty on three Russians accused of attacking critical infrastructure

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Re: "Rewards for Justice" Program

Trying to get money out of Trumps govt for grassing on a Putin ally is not going to be fun.

I know for a fact that US govt prevents reporting on Russian cyber attacks publicly. Who you gonna turn to of they don't pay up?

Canonical dusts off TPM encryption for Ubuntu 25.10

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News I'm waiting for

News I'm waiting for is "Linux de makes something really easy to hack at"

Eg drivers for hardware I have.

I'm never happy that something in my own pc got more secure or that the information I'm publishing on the Internet is now harder to get at.

Cybercrooks attached Raspberry Pi to bank network and drained ATM cash

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Banks have zero security

I know how that's done...

X25 links have a protocol that works like this

Fromaccount\n

Toaccount\n

Amount\n

Datetoday\n

Literally that. The protocol has a name I thinks it's edi.

No security, no check sums.

No support for \r\n, so that stops Windows hackers ;o)

But literally, you can clamp crocodile clips on wires outside banks and shovel cash around.

I know people who have done it.

Wasp nest at US nuclear site tests ten times over safe radiation limit

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Truth

Battlefield being Aiken, South Carolina

Microsoft is about to retire default outbound access for VMs in Azure

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Re: This will shake out a few of the chancers ...

All PCs and phones come with outbound Internet working a d the world keeps on spinning.

Cloud operators blocking the cloud access by default seems preset nuts.

Obviously people will have to enable it in everything that uses an Api of any sorts.

"Don't break userland"

They could ask and announce it over one year for example.

Secbods consider access denied to be fully functioning security.

Businesses consider sales and operating to be their security.

Microsoft's on-prem Exchange and Skype for Business Server go subscription-only

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Subscription only

All this is fine while your customers are afloat and growing.

But when times are hard. Forced payments like this will send people out of business. They won't be able to tick over and not invest in the hard times. They will be more likely to shut down. You cannot exist without email these days.

It's starting to happen in the US. These bastards obviously don't care. But they might after it affects their bottom line and after the human impact is un recoverable.

Adobe behaviour is more significant to small agencies. But there are eplent of struggling SMEs at the moment. Microsoft _should_ care about keeping them afloat

Deutsche Bahn train hits 405 km/h without falling to bits

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Re: F0rk high speed rail

Space has both. Fast intercity and slow trams inside the city, and lots in-between.

At least while we hold of the sabotage by the Trump/Putin alliance

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Re: 400kph is hilarious compared to internet traffic

I understand this is the register but there are other reasons to travel that the reset button.

I shall be travelling by train to meet my mum coming out of hospital.

Terrible tales of opsec oversights: How cybercrooks get themselves caught

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Ulbricht

Trump's pardon of Ulbricht is just nuts. He was found guilty of attempting to murder people.

I don't believe in life in prisonment ever. But that's for professional parole agents to work out.

Trump seems to have done it simply because he likes evil. He sides with the bad guy because he is one. And has no shame.

Peep show: 40K IoT cameras worldwide stream secrets to anyone with a browser

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Re: It all wears rather thin

The idea of a camera, is often to make public, a place that's otherwise dark & dingy where criminals can lurk.

E.g they used to put mirrors on atms. Now they put cameras.

The idea that cameras are necessarily "insecure" because people generally can use them, is debatable.

I think publically accesible camera of public spaces _should_ be open to public viewing, and if they were, security in public spaces & scrutiny of security forces would be improved.

Security bods often mixup irl and oti security. It bugs me. They get paid to winge.

Does more stronger security forces make you more secure. Or do more eyes?

Forked-off Xlibre tells Wayland display protocol to DEI in a fire

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Re: Code talks

Being anti dei is simply Racism.

iLike "all lives matter" it denies there is an issue to resolve.

And there is.

Call it out as racism. It affects you too, unless you haven't got any friends on the butt end of it.

AI's the end of the Shell as we know it and I feel fine … but insecure

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a tool with such a dizzying array of options you do actually need an AI to get across them.*

Nooo, you need a simple bash script. Quite literally that is what the cli is good for.

Bash is so poorly understood it pains me.

What you might find aí usefulfor is working out what the best compression settings might be for a given video, reducing the trial and error and retry loop.

I know/hope it was sarcasm, but still.

Attack on LexisNexis Risk Solutions exposes data on 300k +

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3rd party soft dev platform

Gotta be github no?

Recent ou mished breaches in github actions perhaps?

I don't like gh actions. Running up a Linux build box is not a hard task. It would be hard to build an in house system less flaky, less safe or that required less maintenance hours by your devs than github.

Actions is great for open source projects that want to support Apple but don't want to pay 1000 buck for the ability to give apple stuff for free.

I'll bet this problem was doing CI/CD on a github or similar. Prod data in the build seems like it's already got security architecture problems. Whatever the "dev platform."

AI can't replace devs until it understands office politics

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Re: This is what I keep saying

Dry.

If that's what you are doing: all good advice is to stop.

Oracle's $40B Nvidia hardware haul may be too hot for OpenAI's Abilene, Texas DC to handle

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Re: What?

I really hope that ai eats itself. Throwing more data from already aí generated Internet may make this big beasts get worse. And Deepseek has shown a bit if intelligence goes a long way.

USA immediately banned the power cheap option because of national security, ahem.

But if more intelligence works, even in the medium term. All this spend might kill a few of the big boys.

Not only do they have to pay off the investment, but they have to pay a huge power bill and persuade people output is better than "intelligent AI", when it's starting to look like it really isn't.

Clever language, doesn't make up for brains.

If Google is forced to give up Chrome, what happens next?

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What do we think is the real reason?

Interesting takes some far.

But what do people think the real reason Trump and the AG are interested in Chromium for?

Trump is not thinking "hmm too much power in the hands of the few".

Trump has no problem with monopoly power abuse.

A search engine that no longer finds facts or figures and answers with weighted AI generated responses that make no pretence to be based on fact, is a powerful tool n the hands of the post truth government.

I would happily pay to not have that on my desktop.

What else would Trump be doing here?

Trump's corruption is no longer conspiracy theory.

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Re: This is madness

If I steal your bike the police on not guilty of letting me do it.

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Re: This is madness

Re "Regulators can't act on abuses that haven't happened yet "

Yes the bloody can! Sensible anti-trust regulation can and should be simple laws.

People act like it's only illegal if you get caught and us companies act like there is no right or wrong in business. Just the outcome of court cases. This os wrong in so many senses.

Regulators can and should make sane laws and punish to prevent them being broken in the future. Companies are not humans, you can kill them as punishment. And prevent wrong doing starting new ones.

USA is very very corrupt now. But don't pretend to yourself no other world is possible.

Vector search is the new black for enterprise databases

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LLM for mangle ment twaddle

Had anyone invented a management twaddle LLM yet?

What I'm lookin for is something that can automatically answer

Have you finished yet?

With

"Coding phase is close to termination. We started the métrics gathering to assess completenes and help triage the requirements signoffs. Obviously we need to prioritise reliability and redundancy technical workflows...."

And about 500 words more.

Different each time they ask.

I dont have time to write that shit.

Input from me being simply: 1 or 0

NTT creates a drone that triggers and catches lightning – then keeps flying

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Re: Captain Shakespeare

Just read the book, never knew they made a film. I imagine one of the last they will make of Niel Gaiman's works.

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Re: Why?

It's portable and goes 300 m up.

America's cyber defenses are being dismantled from the inside

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Re: Two things:

I have faith that he is wrong and will be proven to be wrong at every turn.

He has wasted huge amounts of effort and 10 trillion dollars on tariffs. In 3 months.

Al his steps will be missteps. All his effort will be in denying, blaming others, vindictivness, and recovering from his own gaffs.

He won't have time to hurt anyone but his own.

That is exactly what happened last time. This time it will be more exaggerated.

Pillow guy lost millions. Elon Musk has lost hundreds of billions.

That will continue.

Just take one step back and give him a pistol.

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Re: Not buying anything from or via the US

In the UK it's hard.

Soon you won't be able to go to the doctors without buying from us companies.

Fight that.

Oracle Cloud says it's not true someone broke into its login servers and stole data

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Re: Encrypted passwords?

But only if you can detect success. If you hash an md5 twice and the input is binary, or noone knows you hash twice (or 12348 times)? Md5 is as good as a barrel shift.

It bugs me that people think any use of xxx algo is "insecure", because Ive have had to rewrite chksums that use sha1: it was impossible to explain to security bods and managers what a chksum is.

Ukraine's techies a 'pillar of support' for national economy after Russian invasion

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Re: Legal or illegal?

Dark times.

Techies there are doing a sterling job: I wish I could say my contribution to the economy was as important.