
A British, An American And A German Engineer
The Brit: Oh that's a heinously difficult problem. How can we possibly transmit data through steel ?? Maybe we should ask the BOFFINs in Cambridge. X-Rays ? Hidden dimensions ?? This is a tough problem.
The American: We need to maximize transmission capacity. Let's call Xilinx to order 500 of the fattest FPGAs and Intel for 7000 x86 CPUs we will stuff into the submarine. Then Admiral McFart and Admiral McWarmonger can do a video conference over the transducer. Proceeds to work long hours in the lab.
The German: Shannon's Channel capacity determines maximum bandwidth if you wanna know, Captain. How much bandwidth do we need if officers can use a keybord ? Ah, we need 2500 baud AND we can use some nifty crypto which <CLASSIFIED WORD A> <CLASSIFIED WORD B> .
A single 68000 and a run-of-the mill transducer from the grabbag do. Let's wire it up the next two days and then go for Beer and Schweinshaxen. Proesterchen !