Posts by Dele-Himself

Higgs boson hunters have god particle in their sights

lolwut

Possibly find Higgs Boson....

Possibly change world of physics forever...

Tell the world with Comic Sans....

Troll History forever

2011's Best... Cars

Granted, this is TheReg and not PistonHeads

But id rather cheese-grate my own cock off than drive 4 out of 5 of these cars, ill let you guess which one id want

Man's phone burns, toasts trouser region

As a fellow S II owner i have to admit that at times my phones felt ridiculously hot, almost too hot to touch in that area, Ive found that apps running in the background sometimes makes the CPU ramp up to 90%+ and get stuck there, draining battery and making it turn into a toaster

Still, i came from an iPhone so either way it seems my nuts are at risk

Iran bans Tehran invasion first-person shooter

"Battlefield 3 depicts a fictional US invasion of Tehran."

In a few years time this sentence shall be read as

"Battlefield 3 depicts the US invasion of Tehran."

Renault Fluence ZE

Errmm

I seriously don't understand the point of these electric cars

Arent the materials for the batteries sourced from some mines in South America? and the electricity to charge them comes from old fossil fuel burning power stations?

So its just taking the pollution from the car and adding it somewhere else, its not solving a problem at all?

Why your tech CV sucks

Wut.

I cant figure out if this article was written by a troll or someone serious?

Sonex calls in administrators

Not surprised

Not really surprised, went to my local Sony Centre last month and only half the shelves had products on display while the staff were all just sitting on the sofa watching the TV, they were amazed when they saw i was an actual customer walking into their shop

How to go from the IT dept to being a rogue trader

Hmmm

"Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures, the essence of the evolutionary spirit."

Counter-Strike sequel aims for 2012 target

RE: speaking of CS and UT

YES!

Loved Tactical Ops, so much more than Counter-Strike

Will the looters 'loose' their benefits?

@Danny 5

Good troll, A+, Would read again

Paul McCartney's ex-wife makes phone-hacking claim

Hmmmm

I like how its taken her ten years to pipe up and come forward with this information

On the plus side, hopefully she'll do the rounds on TV and we can watch her go insane again

Charlie Sheen explodes onto Twitter

Cant wait

Im pulling up a deckchair to watch this breakdown