Posts by Reaps

Meta debuts its first 'mixture of experts' models from the Llama 4 herd

SO

so I see meta is trying to create an Ai hitler.

make sense with all the support of the orange turd

Elon Musk calls for International Space Station to be deorbited by 2027

prefer

can someone just deorbit musktwat and his sidekick tangerine turd?

China sticks antitrust probe into Google amid retaliation for Trump import tariffs

Re: Why Google?

Why people like you would rather support Nazi party of MAGA winning just to show your hatred towards normal people?

why are you supporting facism?

rather than punching them in the face like indy jones?

Microsoft’s latest on-prem Azure is for apps you don’t want in the cloud, but will manage from it

we need names

which fuckwit thought this is a good idea?

French govt finance panel mulls nationalizing Atos

mmm

can't they just let it die, like the disabled they fucked over

Oracle brews Java 23 for just-in-time delivery

Re: Also in this release

yep, probably something about if you accidentally access any of oracles java pages you owe them your first born

Rust for Linux maintainer steps down in frustration with 'nontechnical nonsense'

Re: Rust

becareful handling anything you find, it was probably pulled from a rusty starfish!

Microsoft decides it's a good time for bad UI to die

well that was crap

not sure what the author smoked, seems batshit insane. and seems to like the sound of his own shitty opinions.

nothing but drivel.

The future of AI/ML depends on the reality of today – and it's not pretty

Re: Good for fun

"But has it taken not of the ratings of the solutions offered"

are you sure your not a bad AI/ML?

Trump campaign cites Iran election phish claim as evidence leaked docs were stolen

Re: A formula?

I'm sure the usual suspects will be in shortly to inform us how the leftard marxists are so unfair about a lying orange shit bag

Under-fire Elon Musk urged to get a grip on X and reality – or resign

Re: 200m

what was that about the bbc uk and stolen valour mention?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c5y386q292dt?post=asset%3A004cb9ed-4b62-4beb-ae2a-9421a713b015#post

ha ha ha ha ha, and note it's timed before your post.

Inquiry hears UK government misled MPs over Post Office IT scandal

Re: "UK government misled MPs"

but how could they hold the god fearing paula responsible, shes a godly person so way above the scum of the world. so obviously the ungodly scum postmasters had to go to jail. /sarc

FUCK all religions and the false righteousness that all the sky fairy freaks use as a get out of jail card.

Elon Musk to destroy the International Space Station – with NASA's approval, for a fee

ho FFS

Haven't NASA learned anything about trusting musktwat and his lies.

California upgrade company aims militarized 'Tactical' Cybertruck at police forces

Re: Musk Exposure

"great fun."

if you want to nanny your truck like it's made of cotton candy!

British Library's candid ransomware comms driven by 'emotional intelligence'

mmmm

They need more whale songs and joss sticks.

What utter bollocks, almost as bad as "conscious uncoupling" bollocks from Gwyneth Paltrow and co.

Attacks on UK fiber networks mount: Operators beg govt to step in

Re: simple.

but that would mean a lot of ministers and mp's go to jail,

then again, that might be a good thing

Apple's had it with Epic's app store shenanigans, terminates dev account

Re: Android has a 70% global market share.

"Because Apple users are more valued, as they tend to be stupid. "

FTFY

Trump, who tried kicking TikTok out of the US, says boo to latest ban effort

Re: Trump's like a 10-year old child with the name-calling.

always reads as "orange piece of shit" for me

AMD talks up car chips it hopes will join you for a ride some time soon

shit if I knew they were in bed with tesla I wouldn't have bought their shit

Cisco's critical zero-day bug gets even worse – 'thousands' of IOS XE devices pwned

Re: Gee what a surprsie

this is cisco we are talking about,

I've had "cisco experts" tell me cisco gear cannot do easy stuff (think basic networking) because their web helper tool couldn't do it.

I then had to demonstrate how to do it via cli.

trained clowns would know more.

Excel recruitment time bomb makes top trainee doctors 'unappointable'

Re: This is in fact an IT failing

thanks for reminding me about the nightmare of excel re-writing input randomly.

antiX 23: Anarchic for sure, but 'design by committee' isn't always the best for Linux

Re: So, is it true that systemd and elogind are CPU bloat?

poetter twat worked/works? for MS.

he's trying to kill linux for MS

Microsoft still prohibits Google or Alibaba from running O365 Windows Apps

vdi is shit and a stupid idea anyway so nothing of value is lost.

bosses who chose this shit deserve the problem and extra costs.

Microsoft teases Python scripting in Excel

WTF

Bringing 2 of the worst of the worst together in a shitty pile of crap, that M$ in a nutshell

Tesla board members to return $735M in compensation settlement

wow

who would have guessed the tesla board was full of shithead arseholes when lead by an utter twat.

Hijacked S3 buckets used in attacks on npm packages

WTF are people dynamically linking to fucking source in cloud shit?

Are modern devs all hipster lazy fuckers?

Learn how to build apps properly you hipster wankers.

With a mighty hand, and an outstretched arm, Musk scraps Pope's blue tick

Re: PTerry gets a free tick

YOU CALLED?

HIS TIMES NOT UP YET, HE HAS MORE MISERY TO ENDURE, HE NEEDS TO LEARN SOME LESSONS.

Do you use comms software from 3CX? What to do next after biz hit in supply chain attack

nope, cloud is always worse, you have no real control. that's why it seems cheap.

Wannabe space 'superpower' UK tosses £1.6M at eight research projects

I think the research will be:

do you need power to live on a different planet? YES

conclusion:

YES reactors would be a good idea.

now where's my £68,000

World of Warcraft Classic lead dev resigns to protest 'stack ranking'

Re: Sharing is caring

as long as our upper bosses are not included in stack ranking and are allowed to swim in the money pit

Someone has to say it: Voice assistants are not doing it for big tech

considering how much utter crap that appears whenever you search for anything on amazon that is impossible to filter out, why would anyone try to buy anything with an inaccurate voice system.

you could end up with anything arriving. nevermind the crazy price differentials on exactly the same item all over the place.

I only ever use Amazon for stuff that doesn't appear in normal shops (phone case for unusual phone).

Parody Elon Musk Twitter accounts will be suspended immediately, says Elon Musk

Re: Wehrmacht != nazi

if they are fighting for the nazi leader, they are fucking nazi.

why do right wing twats just not want to admit they are fucking nazi's, haven't you worked out yet, yes you are the fucking baddies.

In Rust We Trust: Microsoft Azure CTO shuns C and C++

well they do keep adding stupid not needed shit.

prime example is making magic urls to do everything (really really bad idea) so that they can shift your windows/ apps to shitty clouds with plugins

Tesla driver charged with vehicular manslaughter after deadly Autopilot crash

Re: Actually…

"FSD has been around since Sept 2016. However, the Traffic Light and Stop Sign Control FSD feature wasn't available until 6th December 2020 firmware release at the earliest."

if this is true, someone at the top of the company needs arresting

Server errors plague app used by Tesla drivers to unlock their MuskMobiles

Re: Physical key

or you may need to rip your car apart to get in

https://garagewire.co.uk/news/watch-james-may-reveals-tesla-battery-glitch/

Think you can solve the UK's electric vehicle charging point puzzle? The Ordnance Survey wants to hear about it

and avoid buying a 10+year old tesla

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbrIQioiv8k

Microsoft's Cortana turns its back on consumers as skills are stripped from Windows 10

Re: Apologists

Change for change sake is bollocks

The tiles were a shit slow way compared to the old start menu.

They wanted to have a USP for the phones and made a shit touch based interface and rammed it into desktops to get you use to it, even though for desktop touch tiles are totally shit.

It was a forced crap change for "marketing reasons" not good technical reasons.

if you want to be forced to use shit then fine, but fuck off trying to force it on the rest of us that are fucking sane.

Magic Leap rattles money tin, assigns patents to a megabank, sues another ex-staffer... But fear not, all's fine

not a surprise

Knew this was bollocks from the start, when I heard how much $$$$ they had conned idiot investor companies for shitty AR

AR is very niche, looks pretty, but once you try it your bored after 10 mins, just ask how many pokemon go users still have AR feature turned on

AR it's just a gimmick outside of industry ( and for lots of stuff inside it too) it doesn't really have a useful purpose that works much better than we have now.

A $100mil would have been a stupid amount of money for this crap, nevermind $2Bil+

The D in Systemd is for Directories: Poettering says his creation will phone /home in future

"Hire competent sysadmins."

how would someone who doesn't know they are incompetent do that?

*Spits out coffee* £4m for a database of drone fliers, UK.gov? Defra did game shooters for £300k

Re: £4m for a database of drone fliers

"He may be a liar, but he's got to be a damn sight better than May was as PM and Home Secretary."

Lol, He's a fucking tory, they are all the fucking same, but boris really pushes the I am a fucking evil bastard envelope

Trend Micro antivirus fails to stop measles carrier rubbing against firm's Ottawa offices

Re: MMR OK

"The best hope for humanity right now would seem to be to hope that the populations of anti-vaxers and consumers of Raw Water have a high degree of overlap."

Add the "raw milk" idiots to that list of trendy health nitwits (https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/drinking-raw-milk)

Straight outta Blighty: Readers, if you were a tech billionaire, what would you do?

Re: Dyson

weirdest part is bbc and co have been repeating dysons claim that tax for UK won't change and they didn't do it for tax reasons as singapore only charges 2% less on companies.

And the UK will get tax from the share dividends that apparently are all owned by upstanding UK people who will pay tax on the dividends.

Strangely the smell of Bullshit is incredibly strong...I think I might puke!

NHS England digital boss in hot water over 'puff piece' written about her future employer

Like all selfish heartless twats,

you miss the point of the NHS (until you and your relations need it, then you whine you had to wait an hour).

It means people can be useful members of society without be worried every 5mins that if they get sick they will be bankrupted (see USA shit show!).

Fuck it, why don't you just fuck off to USA and give that a try before you start shitting on the NHS.

The lighter side of HMRC: We want your money, but we also want to make you laugh

was that an MP?

"£900 55-inch TV and soundbar"

sounds like the type of thing a MP would claim for..fucking parasites

Check your repos... Crypto-coin-stealing code sneaks into fairly popular NPM lib (2m downloads per week)

Re: Debian vetting & trust

"You don't see very many stories about malicious Debian packages."

That didn't work for fucking systemd, which idiot let that shit in..

Behold, the world's most popular programming language – and it is...wait, er, YAML?!?

Re: Miss the point much?

"What It Is: YAML is a human friendly data serialization standard for all programming languages."

Who ever wrote that was taking the piss...