* Posts by MrDamage

1519 posts • joined 25 Feb 2011

Not content with distorting actual reality, Facebook now wants to build a digital layer for the world

MrDamage

Re: must be personally identifiable

With Faecesbook access to all of the image data it has (including pictures of you uploaded by others, even if you do not have a FB/Insta presence), one could argue that their public harvesting of data, especially your very identifiable face, is an infringement under the GDPR.

Given their history of abusing personal data, why should we give them the benefit of the doubt to start with?

Research into deflecting potentially world-destroying asteroids is apparently not a 'national priority' for the UK

MrDamage

Re: People. We can't stop an asteroid, ok? We just can't. Deal with it ;)

Yeah, Bruce Willis is getting on a bit, so we need a backup plan.

Facebook fires sueball at 'malicious' app SDK makers, accuses them of gobbling up people's personal information

MrDamage

Re: Oh look, there it is again:

Pages and pages worth, and only one of them got it right that I saw.

https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/social-media-addiction-chisinau-moldova-august-facebook-logo-reflected-eye-76520296.jpg

iFixit horses around with Galaxy Note 20 Ultra 5G to discover glue in abundance

MrDamage

Re: Problem? What problem?

>> "Why, the battery will surely last a year".

Maybe not. Samsung have been known to occasionally cut the fuse too short.

Australian regulator slams Google ‘misinformation’ in pay-for-news-fight

MrDamage

Pot, meet Kettle

"Rupert Murdoch’s The Australian has accused the company of interfering in local politics...."

We're suing Google for harvesting our personal info even though we opted out of Chrome sync – netizens

MrDamage

Some SJW probably lost their uncle in 'Nam, while they were drunk and negotiating a minefield on a pogostick.

MrDamage

Re: That whole "don't be evil" thing became vestigial in 2018 ...

> "Is there an evidence-based privacy recipe book?"

Prism-break.org

Twitter admits 130 A-lister accounts compromised to promote Bitcoin scam after 'social engineering' attack

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Grand Exchange Doublers

Anyone who has played more than 30 minutes of Runescape would have known not not fall for this.

Australian PM says nation under serious state-run 'cyber attack' – Microsoft, Citrix, Telerik UI bugs 'exploited'

MrDamage

Re: The New Norm.... Get Used to it being that Way and a Novel Way for Doing All Things Different

Take one tab of acid, every hour, for the next 3 days.

MrDamage

"Serious cyber attack"

Also known as "Everyone in Australia trying to do their taxes online, and overloading shitty govt systems".

This announcement is brought to you by the same govt that insisted a MtM NBN could be done cheaper, betterer, fasterer than FTTH.

Hey Mister Prime Minister ... Scott! Can you get off my lawn please, mate?

MrDamage

Re: I salute that man!

Yes.

MrDamage

Re: I salute that man!

That's just what the drop bears want you to think. Next thing you know, you'll stop putting Vegemite behind your ears, and BAM!, your face is chewed off.

Lawsuit klaxon: HP, HPE accused of coordinated plan to oust older staff in favor of cheaper, compliant youngsters

MrDamage

Re: Another?

Work at Lowes or Home Depot then. You get to hide out the back, avoiding all customers, and if one manages to track you down, you already know which end of the screwdriver to hold, so that immediately gives you 500% more experience than the average person who "works" there.

You know this Land of the Free thing, yeah? Well then, why allow the FBI to trawl through America's browsing history without a warrant?

MrDamage

Don't worry

It'll all come to an end once Emperor Trump has locked up everyone who has ever said anything nasty about him on the internet.

You overstepped and infringed British sovereignty, Court of Appeal tells US in software companies' copyright battle

MrDamage

Re: Popcorn !

Why not? I may start a betting pool on which toy he throws out of the pram next.

Back from the dead: Appeals court resurrects lawsuit claiming IBM stiffs its own salespeople on commissions

MrDamage

Re: How are IT salespeople surprised when they don't get what they expected from a deal?

Probably the same way the customer is surprised they don't get what they expected from the deal.

Wanna be a developer? Your coworkers want to learn Go and like to watch, er, Friends and Big Bang Theory

MrDamage

Unfortunately

The survey respondents thought they were being asked about the Chinese board game, and not languages derived from the fudge factory.

What do you call megabucks Microsoft? No really, it's not a joke. El Reg needs you

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My submissions

Microsofton - Because of how excited we all are with each Windows release.

Mozziesoft - Cortana's voice is as welcome as a mosquito in your ear at 2am.

Uber, Lyft struck by sue-ball, no, sue-meteorite in California after insisting their apps' drivers aren't employees

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MrDamage

Re: AB5 hurts more than just UBER...

Oh Bob. Please go to Florida. From what I've heard of that place, you'll fit right in. We may even see you on the news.

OK, so you've air-gapped that PC. Cut the speakers. Covered the LEDs. Disconnected the monitor. Now, about the data-leaking power supply unit...

MrDamage

Re: Yes we know they squeak

Well all know who is to blame for us not being able to have nice things.

Users.

UK finds itself almost alone with centralized virus contact-tracing app that probably won't work well, asks for your location, may be illegal

MrDamage

Re: Hanlon's razor

I'm only going to say this once, so take notes.

PVC Conduit, and rusty barbed wire.

- Insert conduit up recipients back passage.

- Insert rusty barbed wire through conduit.

- Remove conduit, and use it to smack recipient across the arse and back of thighs, forcing them to run with the barbed wire inserted.

'VPs shouldn't go publicly rogue'... XML co-author Tim Bray quits AWS after Amazon fires COVID-19 whistleblowers

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> Is it his job to save the planet then?

Actually, yes. Given that he is the boss of Amazon, he has to ensure that Amazon remains viable. Remaining viable means NOT rendering the planet uninfuckinghabitable.

Unlivable planet = no people.

No people = no customers for Amazon.

So, basically, yes it is his fucking job to save the planet

MrDamage

Re: Good for him!

They don't want you to have nice things, because then they would have to go out and get even nicer, shinier things, just so they can continue to pretend they are better than you, because they have better things.

ICANN finally halts $1.1bn sale of .org registry, says it's 'the right thing to do' after months of controversy

MrDamage

Re: Shame on you, Kieren

No. You've been doing it right. I, too, used to have all my small, personal websites on a .org address because that's what the org domain was for.

ISP's and other twatdangles on the early days of the web advertising "get your own dotcom" fucked it up for everybody.

MrDamage

Re: Practice, don't preach

It's not that it was a little too specific, it's more along the lines that there are better tax breaks to leasing souls, than buying them.

Australian contact-tracing app leaks telling info and increases chances of third-party tracking, say security folks

MrDamage

Re: Maybe, maybe not.

That they were found out, was unintentional.

IBM Watson GPU cloud cluster Brexits from London to Frankfurt – because GDPR

MrDamage

Re: Genuinely...

Given the "Yes, no, maybe, can you repeat the question?" clusterfuck that was Brexit negotiations, can you blame IBM for waiting until they knew what the fuck was going on before making a decision?

Mayday! Mayday! The next Windows 10 update is finally on approach to a PC near you

MrDamage

Re: Just wait

I'll try it out on my main machine. I take weekly snapshots of my machine, and its not like restoring SSD to NVMe will take much longer than brewing the kettle and making a cuppa.

NASA dons red and blue cardboard 3D glasses to drive Curiosity rover because its GPUs are stuck in the office

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Childcatcher

Re: Sounds like they are using old GeForce 3D Vision kit

Because NASA need to clear all shots of Mars with our lizard overlords on the dark side of the moon to ensure the public aren't made aware of the Democrats child abuse camp.

MrDamage

Re: Real Question

Why do you waste money on burgers and beer, when gruel and water are "good enough"?

WeWork sues SoftBank over 'AWOL' $3bn shares purchase – which included millions lined up for ousted CEO Neumann

MrDamage

Re: Farcical valuation ... Softbank ... have now realised this

Then entire stock market is a pump n dump Ponzi scheme.

How else could any company be "worth" billions of dollars, and yet one weeks worth of no sales has them begging on the government doorstep for a fucking bailout?

The opening of the Dow should be done by Drew Carey every morning. "Welcome to the Dow Jones Index. Where the valuations are made up, and the points don't matter."

Apple creates face shield for health workers, resists the temptation to call it the 'iMask'

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Because they've already donated masks sourced from within their supply chain.

https://techcrunch.com/2020/03/25/apple-will-donate-10m-face-masks-to-healthcare-workers/

This is something they can actually produce quickly, rather than having to retool. It won't stop you from breathing it in, but it will stop droplets of spittle hitting your face when someone coughs, and will be a handy reminder not to touch your face to begin with.

Captain Caveman rides to the rescue, solves a prickly PowerPoint problem with a magical solution

MrDamage

Re: My word...

> I wouldn't phone up someone in India and in a broad cockney say "Awright cockle, it's Ranjit Malik here."

I do, however, answer the phone that way if they make the mistake of calling me and trying one of their scams.

MrDamage

He can't. The lawyers found him.

Oh-so-generous ransomware crooks vow to hold back from health organisations during COVID-19 crisis

MrDamage

Re: Look at the super markets.

From what I've read, Australia is either talking about, or enacting, the anti-profiteering legislation normally reserved for times of conflict.

Facebook does the right thing for once: Joins Google, LinkedIn, Microsoft, Reddit, Twitter, YouTube to clean out dodgy COVID-19 info

MrDamage

Re: Which authoritative

Can you call him trustworthy though? Whilst he is a qualified nurse, he is not a qualified medical doctor. He holds an academic doctorate in nursing.

To be passing himself off as "Doctor" whilst passing out medical advice, is disingenuous at the very least.

French watchdog to take €1.1bn bite out of Apple over 'anticompetitive' practices

MrDamage

Re: Shed a tear?

I expect them to appeal. It's one thing when the "fine" is only 30 seconds worth of profits for the year, but with this being close to 2% of their net profit, they're going to cry foul.

How's this for a JEDI mind trick? AWS waves hand, has Uncle Sam 'reconsider' $10bn contract award to Microsoft

MrDamage

Re: "requiring that work on the contract pauses while the objection is considered."

Yes, like how Donald Trump tried to sue Julius and Edmond Trump, for daring to have the same surname as him.

Or when he tried to sue Merv Griffin for daring to be a competitor on a bid to buy a casino.

Or when he tried to sue the Chicago Tribune over an opinion piece that doubted his ability to build a tower taller than the Sears tower. An opinion which was somewhat justified given Trump hadn't even hired an architect to design anything.

Or suing an author, and his publisher, for daring to estimate Trumps fortunes to be only millions, not billions.

Or suing Scotland over a wind farm.

Or how he tried to get a video game banned because it depicted a rival's casino, and not his.

Or how he just threatens to sue anyone, at any time, for saying anything that hurts his feels?

When the world ends – coronavirus plague, WW3, whatever – all that will be left are cockroaches and Larry Ellison trash talking his rivals

MrDamage

Re: "all that will be left are cockroaches and Larry Ellison"

I strongly suspect that each time a legendary rocker dies, Keith Richards goes through "The Quickening".

AI startup accuses Facebook of stealing code designed to speed up machine learning models on ordinary CPUs

MrDamage

Re: "nifty software tricks to achieve similar speeds on CPUs"

CPU or 487 NPU?

You've duked it out with OS/2 – but how to deal with these troublesome users? Nukem

MrDamage

Re: Timing is off..

The standard for using capitals to emphasise words, is to capitalise the first letter only on words of importance. Using all caps for random words simply makes you a moronic shoutyman.

MrDamage

> I'm sure many a person here has groaned at the problems caused by too long filenames in DOS and early Windows

That problem is still there, only now it applies to the combination of folder and file names totaling more than 256 characters.

Anyone who has had to restore files for users who believe that the folder structure can have an infinite amount of characters, knows this pain.

MrDamage

Re: A wunch of bankers ...

You know what dissolves glue? Cattleprod, roll of carpet, shovel, and quicklime.

MrDamage

Re: Expensive

You didn't "need" a 3DFX card, but it certainly helped. Think of it like very early SLI.

Don't be fooled, experts warn, America's anti-child-abuse EARN IT Act could burn encryption to the ground

MrDamage

Re: *shudders*

> Perfectly Panders to the Phoney Proselytizing Praying Protectors of Personal Purity.

(bad falseto) All right. Don't practice your alliteration on me.

MrDamage

Re: No rest for the wicked

It means they can simultaneously bang the "law and order" drum, while gutting funding the fleshy things that do the actual policing.

The same way they cut down on beat cops, then install cameras everywhere "for our protection".

MrDamage

Don't fight it.

Maliciously comply every step of the way.

1. Excise all references to the Talmud, Bible and Quaran from their platforms due to their outdated beliefs on child rape and abuse.

2. Remove all pics, and even references of children from their platforms, you know, just to 100% comply with the law, just in case.

MrDamage

Re: Fucking idiots.

So, according to this, it's only illegal if you know you have it.

BOFH: Here he comes, all wide-eyed with the boundless optimism of youth. He is me, 30 years ago... what to do?

MrDamage

Re: Cynical is what an optimist calls a realist...

BOFH (while charging the cattleprod): WHO SPILLED MY FUCKING PINT?

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