Re: Spying vs. attacks
Pre-emptive defence.
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"There was quite a lot of bitching about WGA and how it would only inconvenience paying customers. Enough that Microsoft didn't distribute WGA with their volume license customers. Oh, and that fucking awful fisher price colour scheme, which was at least trivially changeable back to something.. well.. else."
Hey.. Don't knock WGA. A very valuable and useful project.
It was WGA that gave me the final push to give Linux a proper go. And I've been using it ever since. Proof that some MS products do actually work.
"There are millions of computers running XP, owned by millions of people who don't give a rats arse what flavour of windows they are running."
Agreed. I don't give a rats arse what they are running either,
"This is aimed at them"
Well.. Aimed is a bit strong.
"They are called "normal people""
Who check on the internet to find out if they are running XP or not.. yes? Such an act would I think in most cases, excuse people from being considered normal. Do they also google "Am I wearing clean underwear"?
Just tried.. Don't.. Not useful.
"People who sit in dark server rooms worrying over shit like this and laughing at people who don't care about the version numbers of some bit of software are not "normal people""
True enough. Weird bastards.. Possibly due to spending far too much time in dark server rooms.. Those places are hot and noisy. Can't be good for anybody.
But people who sit in comfy chairs and hang out in web forums laughing at PR people who think such a site will be useful rather than an object of ridicule are I would say, well adjusted and in possession of a functioning sense of humour.
The PR people on the other hand.. Well.. they work in PR.
I'm sorry. It seems you have got the wrong end of the stick.
Not everybody is going to upgrade in a panic.
WE KNOW.. We get it. And really, in most cases, we don't care.
Or to put it more briefly...
Whoosh..
We are not laughing at "ordinary people".. We are laughing at Microsoft.
Personally, I'm waiting to see Crackergeddon not happen, and newspapers and websites be devoid of stories about breaches that happen the day after the final patch Tuesday.
I really don't care who upgrades or downgrades or switches platform. I'm having a lovely time watching indifferent users make Microsoft cry.
"Getting away with the tricksy language unchallenged is getting tired, and a couple of weeks of picking apart every statement on the fly might persuade them to try another tack."
But if you don't ask the approved questions, you don't get invited to the next press conference. Just as news programs have to hold back on what they ask politicians, because the shifty little sods will just refuse to appear if they get a good cross examination.
"Or are we really that fucked for good journos?"
Yep.. Now shut up and read about some dole scrounger with thirty kids and a 50 inch tv set.
"I'd rather have a format that works because there's a financial reason for it to succeed,"
So ODF it is then.
You do understand that the "financial reason" for using a MS format is going to be all Microsoft's, and not yours. So financial reasons like a new file format that needs a new word processor to do exactly the same stuff with, but saves by default in the new ultrashiny file format..
"than one that was being pulled from all directions from the "include my feature too!" crowd."
Ahh.. you are familiar with Microsoft’s internal politics problem then.
"I use word because it works, and I can export it to just about any other format that the 5% who don't use word need."
But we are talking about a file format, not a word processor. Do try to keep on topic.
"Not that it's going to matter soon anyway, who's going to bother creating a static document when all people want to consume it from their <insert name of favourite mobile device here>? A web/mobile delivery format will trump document standard formats before long."
Ohh.. People who sell <insert name of favourite mobile device> for example.
Banks, Mail/internet sellers. Supermarkets, schools, government departments, engineering firms, double glazing companies.. In other words, the same people as care today.
People will still be using computers for work in ten years from now. Because really, people do not just use computers for facebook and Youtube cat videos. They also do stuff that they get paid to do.
They create or organise information. And that sucks on a tablet.
Sorry mate.. Perhaps next year will be the year of Windows 8.1
"Has it though? Everything has a nut warning on it. Could have been a good idea but the warnings are so ubiquitious that they are just noise - like Website cookie warnings have become."
Which indicates how widespread peanut based products are used in food. Nothing wrong with peanuts.. High in protein.
Unless of course, you are allergic.
What were you expecting? after a few years, that peanut allergies would go away, and the warning could be dropped?
Nope.. I comprehend just fine.
You are the one who seems unsure of how a money off voucher works.
Perhaps I need to make it simpler.
Imagine you get a 10% off voucher through the letter box..
It's for a product you already buy.. yay..
So.. You go to the shop, and you pick out the product.
Then you go to the checkout,and you pay for the product, and present the voucher.
The cashier then charges you 10% less than they would without the voucher, but you still have to pay the remaining 90% for the product.
If this is too hard, then you have no chance with understanding kick starter.
Umm.. that is kind of exactly what you do with a money off token.
You pay the asking price, less the face value discount on the token.
Have you considered burying your money in the garden to see if a money tree grows? You don't seem to have quite mastered the concept of retail yet. Might be a bit early to start thinking of investing in stuff.
"Should Apple only ever sell one iPhones size at the time?"
According to the iFanboys who are prone to ridiculing anything not of the sacred fruit..
Yes.
Because apparently the holy aspect ratio of magnificence is one handed down by the Steve himself. And it optimises the user experience in many shiny shiny ways..
And apparently, "Nobody wants a big phone"
"Some people have small hands…"
Then they need to get bigger ones..
Sorry, but this is Apple. Choice is not an option. I mean.. how are you going to know you have the best one, if there are choices.. Think of the market confusion.. think of the FRAGMENTATIION!!!!
What next.. You want colours other than the classic turtleneck black, or the virginal white?
Don't worry. They already have the idea.
3D systems Cube printer. Domestic level filament printer. needs cartridge packed filament. To make it "easy to use"..
Happily, most seem to be avoiding that trap, and are allowing standard off the shelf filament and a choice of open slicers and front ends. We shall have to see what the big names do when they come on the scene.
"If the children are so young that the parents do not want them to have access to sex-education sites, then why are they being allowed onto the internet unsupervised?"
Because they are not really "that young". But the god squad no doubt got this little modifier dropped in.
And yes.. WE BLOODY TOLD YOU SO..
Little kids do not go searching for sex information. Doesn't happen. And have you ever in your entire on-line life accidentally come across a sex eduction site?
By the time they hit puberty, when they DO go looking for information, they need to know it. And withholding this information is wrong.
Problem is.. the "must preserve their innocence" mob, get a bit carried away some times, and refuse to accept their little darlings are getting ready to rut. So knowing that taking a bath straight after is not actually a means of contraception, is a good thing. And yes.. One can get pregnant if one does it standing up.
Little kids however, DO go in search of sexual abuse information. Because when you don't know what is normal, how do you know daddy having a special cuddle, or the way Uncle Dave touches you is ok or not?
This is a bad thing. And it needs to be fought. The police will not put you on a perv list. So skip the paranoia. Say no to all filtering, if you have kids or not.
Otherwise, welcome to the white-list internet. Because function has already crept.. And will continue.
"So why not call it DryPhone then?"
Or a DRIPhone.
or a DrIpHoNe.
Or George.
Because the inventor called it Driphone, and Apple threw a hissy fit. And it seems.. lost the case. Perhaps Apple should have bought a more distinctive product name.
And are you sure there is not already a trademark for DryPhone.
Not that anybody will need one anyway.. Aren't iPhones waterproof now with a firmware upgrade?
Mine is the same. A few fans swapped out for the quiet ones, and a little thought when selecting components = a box that is not obtrusive, and if it wasn't for the power light, nobody would know it was on.
Knocking up a quiet PC is pretty easy unless you are looking for a big actively cooled game rig. Even stock CPU coolers are pretty quiet these days.
"Just showed that either MS or their advertising agency really did not know what they were doing. I suspect that the animators probably felt a bit dirty to have done the ads, but only until the money hit the bank!"
Didn't Microsoft almost get vista advertised on Family guy?
PR department thinking fail is not exactly a rare occurrence.
In fairness though.. Is it any worse than Cybermen talking to each other.
I know a big Who anniversary is coming up, and it's gong to be in the "news" a bit. But isn't this stretching a point to fill a few column inches?
Doctor who plots not all 100% original.
The horror.
What's next.. The surprising commonality between Eastenders and Coronation street? Oh.. I know.. The Oriental characters in 70s American cop shows that were inexplicably almost all ninjas...
Original plots stopped existing before Plato was a lad. Every book, every movie, even every kids TV series watched by a large number of adults is derivative. What changes is the storytelling, the scripting, the atmosphere.
Oh .. It's much worse than that.
The first group of beta testers (not sure if it is still happening) actually had to fly to a designated place and pay to be allowed to use them after "winning" some kind of competition.
Seriously though.. I can see many uses for these things. And I seem to be one of the few who realise that it is indeed possible to take them off your face at will.