Posts by Craig Peters

Customers give Dell the finger over keyboard screw-up

oh vo,e om I see mo pronlem with ,y laptop

This is just amother ober the top artivle fro, The Register. I ,eam there is mothimg wromg with this keynoard

Teacher's head explodes due to Wi-Fi, mobe radiation

Next Year.

Try something a little more believable.

eBayer invites buyers to rip him off

Viral Marketing?

Seems to me like viral marketing for tazbar.co.uk

Jackass 2.5 to premiere online

hmmm

'Nonetheless, Blockbuster will attempt to protect innocents from the new movie with an age-verification system designed to "discourage anyone under the age of 17 from seeing 2.5". '

Like a credit card perhaps...

IBM buys Arsenal...

Got me worried there

I thought this was going to be a story about Arsenal football club being bought out by IBM!

eBayer punts Wii for £1m

I can see what you mean

£10 postage is a rip off

Beer set to hit four quid a pint

The IT Angle.

If no-one here sees the IT angle in this, I want to know where they work. Tis a sad day when the price of forgetting a hard days 'work' will get little change from £20.

To be honest for you, I feel sorry for the curry house.

iPhone to get 3G in May 2008

Not enough phones?

I am sure o2/Carphone Warehouse have a few spares...

Frenchman spit-roasts 550kg camel

You know...

I tried to get a girl to spitroast a camel for me, but every time I asked she gave me the hump.

Paris Hilton exits missionary position to save Universe

Headline!

Hilton postpones Rwanda for one night in Tokyo.

BOFH: You think you know a guy...

Biz Macs

With the release of iWork you could say that a mac can be used for business. however until they release iSlackoff I am not interested.

Jobs hits London to announce O2 iPhone deal

Why buy the iPhone?

People will buy it, but I am going to be honest with you here, with an 8GB touch costing £199 (£70 less than the phone) and with no 18 month contract required I would be surprised it would have much of an impact.

Ad agency pays Paddington to ditch marmalade for Marmite

Please!

Will advertising executives please stop killing my childhood!

Eurostar inaugurates UK high-speed track

RE: Only 20 minutes quicker!!

I am sure you would prefer us to go around in horse and cart, and broadband should be at what you would probably think is "acceptable" 56k speeds. Very surprised to see someone who hates progress on an IT site...

Nicole Richie does 82 minutes hard time

Non Violent?

Driving the wrong way down a highway is now considered non violent? Who would have thought it

Peterborough bloke warned over 'offensive' t-shirt

May I suggest a new T-Shirt?

Don't complain about my T-Shirt! I am running out of places to hide the bodies

The BBC iPlayer 'launch' that wasn't

RE: Does the BBC know what 'beta' means?

It seems the BBC has the complete opposite approach to google when it comes to releasing products to beta test!

Fancy a jet-powered Sinclair C5?

What is next?

I suggest someone look into making a jet powered Reliant Robin!

Bank of Scotland blames human error in data screw-up

In other news....

A man has recently bought David Beckhams "Beckingham Palace" he is said to be chuffed and seeking planning permission for a second house on the property for his Black and White cat.

Paris Hilton released for 'medical reasons'

Hands up if you are suprised!

Who would have guessed the socialite would be out of chokey with only a handful of lipgloss inscribed digits on her cell wall.

"Hilton will be confined to within roughly 3,000-4,000 feet of her West Hollywood home for 40 days"

Party at hers for the next 40 days then? Who is going to bring the porridge?