Re: He's The Doctor not Doctor Who.
Who’s on stage?
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London, 2003-ish
Minor commotion in the office, my desk’s around a corner so I can’t see what’s going on.
By the time I stand up, I can see one of our Senior Designers running back to the desk with paper towels.
I think, “Ho ho, we know what’s happened here”
Walked over.
Designer, sheepishly, “I spilt some water, but managed to mop it all up. Didn’t get any in the keyboard” And she was right, this was the time when Apple thought it was a good idea to encase their keyboards in a nice transparent acrylic matter collection device, so there was always some evidence of lunch or liquids left in the bottom.
The back of their desk faced me. Experience told me to wipe the bottom rear edge - damp.
Me: “Did you wipe the whole desk?”
I touched the top of her Mac Pro (Dual CPU, maxed out RAM, fancy display card). Wet.
Before I could reach for the power switch… Bzzzzzt, pop. Black screen.
Replacement mainboard.
Our Mumbai Khar West office used to get cut off regularly when yet another digger sliced through the lines. Went to WiMAX in the end… then Covid came along, PHB decided not to keep the contract running (sensibly actually, no-one in the office and no servers) but when we tried to get it turned back on after lockdown… “We don’t offer WiMAX anymore”
So we moved the office instead.*
*There were other factors.
Outlook for Mac, each time you run Outlook, first time you use an emoji or receive an email with an emoji in it, results in a spinning beachball for almost a minute as it does, er, something. It's not like they could just use the Apple emoji font... oh well.
Conflation indeed. The other one is “Timbuktu”
(For non-listeners, in “Cabin Pressure”, the pilots often play games to pass the time)
DOUGLAS (protesting): No! No, I’m sorry, I’m done.
MARTIN: No-no, fair’s fair, Douglas. You promised if I joined in with Flight Deck Buckaroo, I could pick the next game.
DOUGLAS: But I hate this game!
MARTIN: Yes, and I hate Flight Deck Buckaroo.
DOUGLAS: How can you hate Flight Deck Buckaroo? It’s a terrific game! And it’s educational.
MARTIN: There is nothing educational about seeing who can disable the most instruments without setting off the recorded warning.
DOUGLAS: Yes there is! You find out all the things you don’t really need! Like altimeters.
MARTIN: No, this is educational. So, welcome to round two of Beat the Manuals!
but.. but... DevOps
DevOps is cool
What do you mean you work in small business and only need to do thing X once every 3 years for about two users at a time?
NO! You must learn all of Powershell. Oh, and by the way, we've replaced the command you used a year ago. WHY AREN'T YOU PAYING ATTENTION?
Okay, we used to give you a GUI, where you could just click on a tick box and it would set it for your whole organisation, but now, you can write a 20+ line script to do that.
DevOps! DevOps! DevOps! (You're still using Insta - TikTok!) DevOps! DevOps! (You didn't go to the cool party?) DevOps! Trying to maintain the mystique and inaccessibility of IT? DevOps!
Nnnnnnaaaaarrrrrrghghghghg!
... provided he’s show promise, otherwise out out out.
That’s not inventive, that’s just stupid. Wrapping it up in mollycoddling “curiosity” is bullshit. You can be curious without fucking things up.
If he didn't realise that the box that was created to do repetitive tasks quickly then took the very repetitive task and did it very quickly, then he’s missing the point. That’s not a BOFH, that’s a user with little knowledge making poor decisions.
‘Ullo little old lady
I was a long time Chortlon and Jamie fan. I was a little older than target, but still at school. Always hoped that ITV (remember when we only had 3/4/5 channels?) were showing either of them on days when I was “ill”.
Thought Fenella the Witch was brilliant. REGIONAL ACCENTS!!
Jamie! (Wordsworth)
Jamie! (Wordsworth)
A great theme tune.
Didn't say the canals weren't Big Engineering (having done a bit of Industrial Archaelogy I can bore you to tears on the subject) and yes they had a pretty big impact but they were not next gen: they were an extension of already apparent engineering principles. Of course, cast-iron meant that stronger and larger bridges could be built but most aqueducts were still granite/wood and puddle clay affairs with the appliance of a bit more thought and more construction.
By no means the same effect as the invention of the steam locomotive/iron rail/consequent speed-between-distant-towns combo.
As far as canals go, there's a natural progression from boats on rivers, ditch-digging and bridge-building. First known navigable canal was around 510BC - not new.
Aqueducts started around the same time (although water-carrying ones admittedly) - not new and a couple of the ones into Rome are still being used.
Navigable ones in the late 17th - not new
Locks - the Chinese some time - can't be buggered to look it up. - not new.
We joined all the dots and improved locks, summit canals, aqueducts in the 18th.
Yes, a gap of a few centuries that perhaps makes it look like a big leap but there was no impetus for us to do it until the industrial revolution brought the need: many of the resources were inland. Up until then there was no reason for county or national scale projects. Not enough money and not enough people either!
But still, from a technological point of view, canals really are only boats floating down a man-made river. (Sorry for the disjointed sentences, I'm only half concentrating on this).
re https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canals_of_the_United_Kingdom
I'd argue not. The canals were not, from our point of view, next gen. They didn't need or result in a step change in any other technologies (apart from lock building). Canals were just watery roads. Yes more payload, but still at horsey speed.
I prefer to think of your Dad as the presenter of "Local Heroes"
"Hullo! This week on Local Heroes, we're in Penge!" or something like that. An excellent programme.
(Aaaagh! My eyes. Make the glowing bike go away.)
Much better than the contemporary version of "Tomorrow's World" - that was already being neglected in the same way of everything else sciencey, fiction or non-fiction, on the BBC viz Dr Who, QED, Horizon.
An aircraft is a *very* mobile mobile-communications-device, you can sit inside it too.
I should patent a mobile communications device that you can sit inside (possibly with more than one seat - conference calls, you know?), flies gaining lift by using wings or a spinning, bladed wing-system and forward thrust from the use of a newtonian reaction motor… with a headset that uses one 3.5mm jack plug
Back in the days of the still not quite standard £2000 286, I was in on a secret squirrel manufacturer-only Notes test*. Instantly hated it with a passion.
*That's what they told us, anyway. Ooh, may have been '92
> MS chooses not to include Outlook in consumer bundles of MS Office, if it did so then the pressure to ditch Notes would become unbearable.
Er, because of all those home users buying Notes?
Oh goody. Going to Seoul again in June.
Modern electrickery is quite handy on the way in to Incheon.
Take a look at the approach charts http://www.opennav.com/pdf/RKSI/RKSI_INSTR_APP_CHART.pdf
Notice the big "Do not fly" line?
It's also quite prone to fog, the airport's on an island and there aren't many major landmarks for navigating until you're on final. I don't know but they're probably using GPS augmented ILS (anyone?) so any jamming's not going to be too helpful.
...mention of Pond, Song, Leela and no-one mentions Peri? Now, maybe Peri in Amy's policewoman outfit? Oh crikey.
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I'm by no means a Whovian and, being of the late Pertwee/Baker vintage, I quite like the Smith instar BUT the nouveau humans-are-great and awfully clumsy look-gay-people! schtick is what annoys me (Some of my best friends are gay/black/French/real).
While it's laudable that they're trying to influence people into being more accepting, it's the crappy way that it's shoe-horned into the plot with feeble excuses like there's no reason why he should be of any particular persuasion: indeed not, but do you have to do it in such inept way? It's like deciding that they're going to make vegetarianism more acceptable and then in every fourth episode show someone slaughtering a cow and the Doctor says NO I QUITE FANCY A LETTUCE , ACTUALLY (Lettuce's are cool). Okay, this is pretty much a whinge against the stylings of the now absent RTD but the humans are the bestest ooh they're marvellous stench still hangs around.
The lack of a scientific perspective is sad but that's symptomatic of most TV output nowadays. It's all bums-on-seats dahling. If it's too difficult they won't understand it. At least that's the view of the Execs and the directors and writers that have grown up with that culture.
Don't get me started on the Torchwood labia of the world thing.