Posts by newtonslife

Flash Player to vanish from Android store on Wednesday

Now hear this !

Flash Adverts will no longer work in Jelly bean.. Hoooray !

Backups? Use disk. Archives? Disk. Particle accelerators? Fine, tape

Tape this !

Yes yes yes, tape is cheaper, discs are more expensive, I mean I still have TRS80 Cassette software and it only takes 15 mins to load 16k of software, but then again, it cant find the the Boson ( whatever that is)

Google ditches the bits in the bottom of the box

Chocolate box View

In the world of Google, if they cant monetise it, we don't get to use it, notice how its not relevant because the cant place ads in the feeds.. that is all !

Dating site eHarmony plays data-breach me-too

Password Advice

1) always write down your passwords in a book beside your computer

( Computer hackers cant read your paper notebooks)

2) Always make it easy to remember

Tiemekangaroodownsport ( nice)

3) tell everyone on-line what your password is, twitter is the best tool for that

4) on a serious note , if you are joining a dating site, are married and have a week password, you deserve to be caught

Vint Cerf: 'COMMUNISTS want to seize the INTERNET'

Its Me as well !

I want to own and control the internet , well doesn't everyone. Just think of the possibilities ... Charge Goomle ( yes i know) £1 for every advert they display, hence causing the downfall of the evil empire, also for Macrosoft ( Yes I know about this as well) The should be charged at least £2.50 for every advert they show about any of their products which are taking up out valuable time and causing Brian tumours ( yes i know about this one too).

In fact I would charge every large company including the Rogister :) to use the internet and make it free for people like us what are looking at this non news right now ,and helping large companies get even larger.

One company I would like to see charged £2,000,000,000 per advert is

Conversation Conversation ( im sure you know the one) they drive me crazy, so whos with me for my controll of the internet, and if you are you'll be next !

Yahoo! CEO! didn't! even! read! his! own! CV!

Totally Honest

Lets all face it, we all have a totally honest CV don't we, that's why we are all in such highly paid jobs, with such amazing pay packages ( Doh)

Details of all internet traffic should be logged – MEP

Follow me Fanboi

At least Ill have one more follower on twitter

Microsoft gets trademark for retail store plans

Lonley In Microsoft Land

Now I hate Microsoft as much as the next man, but I cant believe they want to set up more shops, for several days In LA ( that's the usa you know) I walked past one of the Microsoft shops, daily.

The poor shop staff were all alone in there, on the the one hand its sad for the shop staff on the other at least they have a job,which hopefully pays more than basic for them, its lonely in there,now if they have some free coffee at least they would have some company.

I nearly went in to say hi, but I guess i didn't feel sorry enough for them.

COMET WILL DEFINITELY NOT HIT EARTH – NASA

Tickets to the bunker only £20k

Im pleased to say i am inviting selected applicants to my personal bunker and a rock bottom price of only £20,000 per seat. We have to see photographs of the applicants beforehand and interviews will take place for these places. Preference with go to 19 year old blonde girls, applications on a clean £50 note to....

Bold as brass metal thieves disrupt rail, comms, electric

Tracks going missing?

People have been stealing metal from roofs for years, if BR ran more trains, I think that would deter the the thieves somewhat.