* Posts by bpfh

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Geneticists throw hands in the air, change gene naming rules to finally stop Microsoft Excel eating their data

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Re: I must be missing something...

I see what you did there :D

Days after President Trump suggests pausing election over security, US House passes $500m for states to shore up election security

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I think I mentioned this here 15 ish years ago...

Select on screen, print the vote, hopefully it spits out the correct candidate, and that is the legal vote. Count the ballots and compare with the computers. Saves time on the recount, and avoids having to pre-print our tons of paper...

Once considered lost, ESA and NASA's SOHO came back from the brink of death to work even better than it did before

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Re: A fitting tribute to intelligence and sheer dogged determination

That's quantum mechanics for you. You can know position or speed, but not both at the same time

Burn baby burn, plastic inferno! Infosec researchers turn 3D printers into self-immolating suicide machines

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Re: old story is new again

IBM 4317 laser printer- got a call for a paper jam, found about 9 pages of paper stuck into the hot roll starting to smoulder, as the heating lamp did not turn off for some reason once the printer reported the jam... all on standard firmware...

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Re: the real life physical dangers inherent in attaching all these home appliances to the internet

David Hahn called and wants his reactor parts back....

Named arguments squeak into PHP 8.0, 7 years after first RFC

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Use phpdoc or javadoc comments

@argument type description

What the duck? Bloke keeps getting sent bathtime toys in the post – and Amazon won't say who's responsible

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Re: Depending on size.

Also works for unwanted flyers. Send them back in an envelope, postage due, no return address...

Imagine surviving WW3, rebuilding computers, opening up GitHub's underground vault just to relive JavaScript

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You only get hieroglyphs

When you display UTF-8 in ISO-8859...

Sueball locked, loaded and pointed at LinkedIn over iOS privacy naughtiness

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Re: Interesting

Same. And I wish there was a way on mobile (iOS) to stop the prompt to download the mobile app Every. Single. Time...

IBM job ad calls for 12 years’ experience with Kubernetes – which is six years old

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Re: Windows 2000

Quite a lot of people had access to the beta's coming out of Microsoft at that time. All you had to do was ask nicely and be persistant, or make friends with someone in a large company and discover the panacea of MSDN, with huge binders and regular new CD drops with all sorts of goodies old to new, from Microsoft Assembler to the first "public" betas of almost anything...

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Totally possible

When did the first screenshots of "The OS Previously Known As Chicago" start coming out? 1992-1993?

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Re: Why wouldn't Tim Berners-Lee have 17 years experience designing websites?

I designed my first home page in 1996-7, so in 2012 I only had 15 years experience. Sucks to be under-qualified for a job!

Microsoft to pull support for PHP: Version 8? Exterminate, more like...

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Re: Internet Information Services (IIS) slump ...

I regularly use php on the command line on windows. And using its inbuilt web server to run local php apps on the desktop. Quick and dirty way of running cross platform gui apps and a local SQLite db...

We've paused Sigfox roof aerial payments, says WND-UK, but we'll make you whole after COVID

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Revenue stream (or lack of it?)

When the company stops payments claiming Covid and investor reticence makes me think that there is no current revenue stream apart from investors throwing money at the company, and once that dries up, it’s time to sink or swim. If the basic infrastructure depends on people plugging it in and getting paid, once people pull the plug, that hits the usability of the network and starts a downward spiral to insolvency?

Boffins baffled as supergiant star just vanishes – either it partially blew itself apart or quietly turned into a black hole

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This seems logical

It's a balancing act between mass and gravity pulling in, and radiation pressure pushing out. I would have thought If the star has enough mass, but did not get to fusing iron in the core, at some point, gravity takes over and the star could sort of do an oozlum bird and disappear up it's own singularity as gravity wins over, whatever the actual current composition of the star? I have no idea, I've watched too much star trek and not enough quantum physics.

Wow, Microsoft's Windows 10 always runs Edge on startup? What could cause that? So strange, tut-tuts Microsoft

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Re: Remember when...

Epson print monitor, happily taking up 500 k of memory on your 4 meg system, just to tell you that you had low ink when you printed maybe 5 pages a month...

Have I Been Pwned breach report email pwned entire firm's helldesk ticket system

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Re: Now, tell us, Troy

And so we know that Bobby Tables is a campaign manager for HIBP...

Not the Wright stuff: Bitcoin 'inventor' loses bid to sue YouTuber who called him a liar

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Re: Judges names

A video of him smashing his gavel and declaring "I AM THE LAW" would be an instant viral hit...

80-characters-per-line limits should be terminal, says Linux kernel chief Linus Torvalds

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Re: not the terminal, the punch card

If my BSE addled brain serves me correctly, this was why most of the old basic interpreters started at line 10 and next line was 20. Nothing stopped you inserting 1 or 2, or 11 or 12, it was just to allow you to add to the code later keeping the tens as a staticish reference to the original lines.

All gone out the window with spaghetti coding, web development and code and content mixed wordpress themes...

It's not yet 11 AM. Can I have my pint now please?

Dude, where's my laser?

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Re: "Of course, in the '70s, active correction of the beam was not an option."

And hold it sideways

Document? Library? A new kind of component? Microsoft had a hard time explaining what its Fluid Framework is

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JS was derived from Java?

Maybe vaguely inspired Java by when Netscape collaborated with Sun in the mid nineties, but not derived from it?

Microsoft drops a little surprise thank-you gift for sitting through Build: The source for GW-BASIC

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Still waiting for them to open source VB6...

Maybe in 15 years...

Microsoft announces official Windows package manager. 'Not a package manager' users snap back

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A long long time ago...

In a job far away... I remember packaging up standard installers into the Windows 2000 beta for remote deployment / scripted install for part of the Windows 2K Micros~1 Administrator certification. That was 21 years ago. Are MS reinventing the wheel? Again?

The Register calls for aid, and Microsoft's Rohan Kumar will answer... our questions about SQL Edge and Azure Synapse

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Surely you mean...

Micros~1?

What do you call megabucks Microsoft? No really, it's not a joke. El Reg needs you

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BSODZilla.

My 0.02p

Forever mothballed: In memoriam Apple Butterfly Keyboard (2015-2020)

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Re: You lucky ...

I raise you a mid 2010 MacBook Pro.

In its defence, from 2011 through to 2017, it was hardly used....

Square peg of modem won't fit into round hole of PC? I saw to it, bloke tells horrified mate

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Reminds me of an old story....

I believe it was with a Compaq box. Guy wanted to plat Quake I believe but the integrated cirrus logic graphic circuit did not cut the mustard. A PCI graphics card was purchased but would not run the screen. A lot of back and fourth between Compaq and the IT store asking to update drivers before it was discovered that it was impossible to add an external graphics card - the integrated graphics circuit was the one and only and would make the system ignore any cards.

After several calls to Compaq the guy came back in the store and asked if they had any updated drivers. Sales guy said it would not work, and the customer replied that the card was working fine. Someone mentioned Cirrus Logic on the Compaq hotline, and the client took a set of snips to the mobo, cutting out any chips stamped Cirrus Logic, and Lo, external card ran perfectly - to the horror of the store owners - and the Compaq field techs it was related to....

Resistance is futile: Some Cisco security appliances are ticking time bombs of fail thanks to faulty resistors

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Re: BS .....It's AVR 54 again....

Possible - seen someone playing with resistors to fix the issue...

https://www.reddit.com/r/synology/comments/6py3qi/diy_fix_for_intel_atom_c2000_avr54_boot_clock/

SE's baaaack: Apple flings out iPhone SE 2020, priced at £419

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Re: Way too muct

Same comment. I’m annoyed. At 149, I’d equip the family...

OK brainiacs, we've got an IT cold case for you: Fatal disk errors on an Amiga 4000 with 600MB external SCSI unless the clock app is... just so

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Re: A clock up what?

No you did not mis-read. It had to be a certain size in a certain position. So It’s not the size of the clock that’s important. It’s what you do with it...

Linux fans thrown a bone in one Windows 10 build while Peppa Pig may fly if another is ready in time for this year

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Re: Windows

You already had it. It was called Windows NT 3.51.

Now If only there was some modern hardware support including USB, sound, video and DirectX...

Neo4j has this great IDE-a: How about we stuff all our graph workspace, database, algorithms and visualisation wizardry in one place?

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An MS-Access for the modern age?

See title.

Borky shark: A deserted airport and a Raspberry Pi feeling poorly at baggage claim. Welcome to 2020

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Re: I blame the military

Certainly coming from a Bad Sector, as they keep reading my private files. At least my computer tells me General Failure Reading Disk.

Watching you, with a Vue to a Kill: Wikimedia developers dismiss React for JavaScript makeover despite complaints

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Re: Front-end development is a complete mess

Tabs vs spaces, the continuing flamewar.

I still get roasted by colleagues due to me using tabs rather than spaces, but when editing in vim, I still claim that tab tab tab is superior to space space space space space space space space space space space space space space space space space space, but in the end, everyone to their own.

/peace.

Your data was 'taken without permission', customers told, after personal info accessed in O2 UK partner's database

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Re: "partners"

Probably works when they have to manage custom & special setups that go beyond a mobile phone or a WiFi hotspot, like systems requiring 4G Cisco routers and embedded stuff, along with the corresponding vpn support that goes beyond what any customer facing telco team are able to talk about?

You've duked it out with OS/2 – but how to deal with these troublesome users? Nukem

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Re: Timing is off..

Was still cloning office PC’s for IBM internal use in 1999 using Warp....

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Alt+255 as a directory name

Adding a null character as a directory name or in part of a file would through quite a few people but the GUI took the fun out of it

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Why reinstall Win3.1?

When Warp came with a far more stable version of Win3.1 compared to the standard DOS version?

Want to own a bit of Concorde? Got £750k burning a hole in your pocket? We have just the thing

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Re: So close, yet so out of reach...

I’ve seen a couple in museums over the years, one in Somerset, 2 in Le Bourget and the Air France gate guardian at CDG airport, but I was also lucky enough in 1999 to be working for a pharmaceutical supplier based on the Châteauroux airport complex and Concorde flew down to the maintenance centre there, and we got a free tour airside, with just some steel fencing around the landing gear. The noise the next morning when it blasted off the runway was bloody epic - even from inside the office buildings. We got used to hearing wide bodies come and go, but someone turned the volume up to 11 when that bird went. As I was inside I have to rate that one as a close second to the sound of the Vulcan and Typhoon displays over Herne Bay a couple of years ago.

BOFH: Here he comes, all wide-eyed with the boundless optimism of youth. He is me, 30 years ago... what to do?

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Brings back memories of the BOFH looking for a new PFY

- Take this metal pen and put it in the power socket

- Isn’t that dangerous?

- Would I ask you to do it if it was dangerous?

- Oh. < bzzzzzzzert >

- Of course I would

Firefox now defaults to DNS-over-HTTPS for US netizens and some are dischuffed about this

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Re: Thank goodness we can turn it off...

Except most. browsers have a multipurpose search & address bar and have done for years and it will second guess you, unless you add a protocol such as http://n1a, then generally it will realise that you want to go to that host and not look it up in $SEARCH_ENGINE.

I will admit, mixing the search and address bars is a great boon to the general public, but I've mostly found it to be a pain :( Oh, and get off my lawn!

Yo, Imma let you finish, but for the 6,000 people still using that app on a daily basis ... we have a question: why?

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There is a market for this!

In Teams, Slack and Outlook....

Haunted by Europe's GDPR, ICANN sharpens wooden stake to finally slay the Whois vampire

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Whois, lookup...

The ICANN still has a lookup directory hosted on their own site...

Ever had a script you just can't scratch? Excel on the web now has just the thing

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Re: ODS Compatibility?

Stopping the desktop version completely is probably the only way they can kill VB6^M^M^M VBA.

Tech can endure the most inhospitable environments: Space, underwater, down t'pit... even hairdressers

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Re: In 1998...

Ah yes. The reference diskette. Lose it and be doomed :)

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In 1998...

Our campus still had some 386 based IBM PS/2’s hands up who remembers the MCA bus? hanging around in some dark corners, one of which was the badge logging and timing software used by our access systems, and the PSU went TITSUP*. I pulled the short straw to get a taxi order to shuttle a “new” PSU from our parts warehouse to site and had to swap the part.

The change itself went fine, almost plug and play on the 20kg behemoth of a tower.... but every one of these beasts always had a resident spider. This one had a big bugger walking around in is warm and fluffy home.

Standard operating procedure was from there to disconnect the tower, try and manhandle the beast outside, using a fork lift if needed, crack open the case and give it a few bashes and return the resident wildlife to nature. I only ever found spiders, but mice got in a few that my colleagues had encountered - god knows how.

If you were lucky and had one of the power dusters, take it out to the service parking lot and let loose. The resulting mushroom cloud of dust looked like someone had touched off a small yield nuke...

*Totally Unable To Supply Usual Power

Former Autonomy boss Mike Lynch 'submits himself' for arrest in central London

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Re: Again, and again, and again...

No due dilligence was needed. The auditors just needed to believe in Brexit.

Which I guess means that auditors don’t really serve any purpose?

Colombia accused of rigging .co contract for dot-org provider Afilias – is this document a smoking gun?

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Re: Of course you haven't

^ This. They met in public and hoped that hiding in plain sight would be enough?

The show Musk go on: Elon asks Uncle Sam to let him fly his Starship over Texas, scores fat NASA contract

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can he get permission for LOHAN?

What actually happened to her after the Spaceport America jaunt fell apart? Has she at least become a gate guardian at Vulture HQ?

Remember those infosec fellas who were cuffed while testing the physical security of a courthouse? The burglary charges have been dropped

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Re: State is not county

Why were these people in the wrong? If all the legal paperwork, signed off by what appears to be the state’s own legal mandarin seemed legit, then if laws were broken, why did the sheriff only go after the testers and ignored the rest of the chain of command that got to that point?

From the article, only the testers got time in the big house, not the DA’s office or the states judiciary who could be considered the brains - and the money - behind this conspiracy?

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