* Posts by Spoobistle

196 publicly visible posts • joined 1 Jun 2011

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LibreOffice adds voice to 'ditch Windows for Linux' campaign

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Re: That's bullshit

I've got a W7 laptop, also kept for "software reasons", which had no Office suite - so I've just downloaded LibreOffice for that purpose!

Incidentally, a lot of Core2Duo machines have 4 DIMM slots, so will go up to 8 GB with 2G sticks. I don't think I've ever seen a 4G DDR2 stick, and I expect it would be worth more than the rest of the PC put together to someone who really needed it.

China finds a previously unknown microbe on its space station

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Coffee/keyboard

Skin and stray hairs are mostly keratin.

Gelatin is degraded collagen as you say but that is derived from connective tissue (the gristly bits you spit out if you find them in pies), boiled down because it's otherwise inedible.

Gelatin is mostly found in wibbly wobbly, gummy food products. I reckon the cosmonauts have been living off trifle and gummy bears and not washing up.

Icon for the underneath of the blinkenlights panels...

Automatic UK-to-US English converter produced amazing mistakes by the vanload

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Alert

Re: Whoops

Not to mention "Kecks" for Scousers!

Plan to keep advanced chips from China with tracking tech gains support in Congress

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FAIL

Dohhh

Didn't work in the days of COMECON and the PDP-11, wont work now!

Flang-tastic! LLVM's Fortran compiler finally drops the training wheels

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Joke

Give it WATFOR

I'm afraid when my attempts at FORTRAN were fed to the Waterloo compiler, they generally got Blownaparte...

France offers US scientists a safe haven from Trump's war on woke

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Boffin

Unfortunately for your theory, actual real scientists are concluding that there is systemic bias in science. Look up the Royal Society of Chemistry's "Missing Elements" report. Some of it is due to bad people, some to bad systems, but you can't deny that "it is there", as Galileo might have said.

Do you DARE? Europe bets once again on RISC-V for supercomputing sovereignty

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Joke

Re: Bad name choice...

Titania is also Queen of the Fairies in A Midsummer Night's Dream...

And a Moon of Uranus.

And an ingredient of white paint.

Well I suppose there'll be plenty of puns to hand when it all goes, err, Tits-up!

Raspberry Pi launches CM4 variant that laughs in the face of frostbite

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Headmaster

Re: Negative 40 of course

...unless you're working in the oft-neglected Réamur scale, where it would be -32 °Ré.

Altnets told to stop digging and start stuffing fiber through abandoned pipes

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IT Angle

half a day just ringing round

Sounds like someone needs an App, AI powered of course!

(Could've used the Joke icon I suppose.)

Framework Desktop wows iFixit – even with the soldered RAM

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Cache in

In the early days of Pentiums, some systems came with upgradeable cache (COAST? like DIMMS). No-one does that now. Are we getting to the stage that RAM is turning into a sort of cache and will be part of the processor option, so you'll swap out CPU+RAM at the same time?

Europe, UK weigh up how to respond to Trump's proposed tariffs. One WTF or two?

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Facepalm

Re: Prisoner's Dilemma!

Somehow, I suspect Her Majesty's finest will have the skills to engineer a situation where the UK is bitch to both sides.....

Enterprises in for a shock when they realize power and cooling demands of AI

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Windows

Re: Funny...

Just waiting for the first report of an AI coming to the conclusion that its AI work should be outsourced to 4 blokes in a shed paid in beer, so it can keep all that lovely electricity to perfect the Matrix...

Absolute Linux has reached the end – where to next?

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Re: I'm old enough to remember

Viglen P90 with 16MB and a 1000 MB SCSI drive, for Slackware, then Debian 1.2.8 on about 30 floppies...

I thought the thing about static vs dynamic linking was as much to save RAM, as executables could share pages?

Kernel modules could help too - I built one without IDE, though at this remove I can't recall if it achieved anything more than being able to say I'd done it.

Krispy Kreme Doughnut Corporation admits to hole in security

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Coffee/keyboard

Pastry faced

> pastry purveyors

No! Never! Pastry is rolled out!

KK can be dough distributors, or at a push sponge slingers, but it's not pastry!

As to eating them, one is enough. Two is indigestion. Three is blatant artery clogging.

We can't make this stuff up: Palantir, Anduril form fellowship for AI adventures

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Childcatcher

Rights management

I do hope the Tolkien estate is coining it in on all this use of their characters!

EU buyers still shunning pure electric vehicles, prefer hybrids

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Even less attractive

Hah - I'm getting old - my first thought was Benny Hill (Ernie, the fastest milkfloat in the west...)

Tower PC case allegedly used as 'creative cavity' by drug importer

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Holmes

Case closed

So are the coppers going to dump the cases in the WEE'd bin?

GenAI's dirty secret: It's set to create a mountainous increase in e-waste

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Mushroom

Re: There's always a bright side!

They're a bit bulky though if you want it on-prem - better to wait a bit for an 2nd hand ex-Navy SMR, that'll go nicely in the corner of the basement! Check the cooling regularly tho' to avoid icon ====>

UK sleep experts say it's time to kill daylight saving for good

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Joke

Night night

That's a good idea: redefine sunset as always half past eight - time for all god-fearing clean-living folks to retire!

Say hello to the epi-bit, a new approach to DNA data storage

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Boffin

Re: Epi feat

There are more practical reasons. This is a bit like saying "get 12% extra RAM by using those ECC bits".

Biology doesn't put methyl groups on DNA for prettyfication, it is a marker for a purpose (e.g. defence against pathogens, turning some genes on or off in response to environment... there is a whole field called epigenetics dealing with this). So if you use a biological system to process or reproduce this DNA, you'll have to be sure the data isn't erased or corrupted. At that point you might be better just redesigning the system from the ground up with non-natural bases etc.

Incidentally if you want to compare I'd say DNA is more like tape backup, as it not infrequently needs to be unwound from histones to be read. It's also more stable then you would think, because of the deoxy function which slows down non-biological degradation hugely. RNA, especially mRNA is more like RAM, it is used for working copies and has a much shorter biological lifetime.

Of course it is the sort of work that raises institutional profiles and gets good publicity, so can't blame the boffins for milking it a bit.

Britain opens floodgates to US datacenter investment

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Pirate

Re: absolute power

Somehow, I don't think the current King Charles is going to be keen on that option, bearing in mind the fate of his err, predecessor.

UK ponders USB-C as common charging standard

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Boffin

Re: Help...

Ooh no, we had this problem even before we went into the Common Market.

See Roy Kinnear as chief boffin in the Beatles film Help!, having to change a plug on his laser...

Severe solar storm could disrupt power, communications

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Alien

Re: Foggy

Well I've now got incontrovertible evidence that whoever controls the atmosphere reads Reg comment posts. Went out last night about 00:30 to see amazing purple and pale green glows across the sky. Clearly my complaints above caused embarrassment in the celestial realms...

Obvs icon.

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WTF?

Foggy

I have a theory that above my house the atmosphere is actually a giant cloud chamber, so solar particles, meteorites, comets etc automatically bring on the clouds and rain.

I haven't yet figured out how it knows when I'm putting out washing though.

UK Regulatory Innovation Office vows to slash red tape – but we've heard it all before

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Facepalm

Re: subsequent events

Coincidentally, I was watching the House of Lords Covid Vaccine Rollout committee (Parliament channel, last night).

Oxford vaccine boffins were being asked about their views on progress towards better planning for the next pandemic. Besides some rather tart opinions on various Government initiatives, they all agreed that the parlous state of UK funding (and high living costs) meant that talent is going to the US and Japan, not coming here.

Linus Torvalds declares war on the passive voice

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Re: He's right, of course

> the Xyzzy driver error handling fixes itself...

Self-modifying code?

Infosys scores deal to write code for EV-maker Polestar

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WTF?

Elk Test

But will it pass the Elk Test?

Musk dreams of launching five Starships to Mars in two years

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Mushroom

Re: Wrong Target

Urectum? U-bloody near ruined 'em!

Ba-boom-tish!

Anyway I think Elon should be on the first flight as he's laid out all that money.

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Tech support chap solved knotty disk failure problem by staring at the floor

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Happy

This used to be a common problem with xenon arc lamps as well. First instruction in the S.O.P. "Turn on the lamp BEFORE starting the computer..."

Equipment designers have made progress in PSU arrangements over the last couple of decades, grizzled lab staff buyers roll their eyes if you have to explain why bits of your new Whizzo-XX+ have to be turned on in a strict order!

Raspberry Pi 5 slims down for cut-price 2 GB RAM version

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Happy

Re: 80s micros

To be fair, the same thing went on in the 1980s - "do I buy now or wait for the new model with colour/hi res/proper keyboard/disks..."

Not to mention overheating problems and ropey add-on connectors!

Still waiting for a Pi 500 and wondering what do this summer?

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Hot wiring

I'd like to see better power supply arrangements, the RPi's taste for fiddly little USB connectors doesn't fill me with confidence.

UK Royal Mint mining PCBs for precious metals in e-waste recovery effort

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Boffin

Re: news?

IIRC gold prices went up a lot at some point after the 70s, which prompted development of plating with a much thinner gold layer. That made recovery from more recent e-waste uneconomic. I guess now the economics have swung back with a higher gold price and also higher cost of non-recycling disposal.

Excir's contribution has been to develop a process avoiding cyanide, which is an environmental nightmare. However, from the limited descriptions I have seen it uses organic solvents and halogen acids, so not exactly nice. But TANSTAAFL, it's an inert metal so you've got to be brutal to get it out!

Yes, I am being intolerably smug – because I ignored you and saved the project

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Unhappy

IEC what you did there

Seems like a good idea, till you find out that "kettle leads" wait till you're not looking then swap themselves round at the equipment end!

SAP system gives UK tax collector a £750B headache as clock ticks on support

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Joke

Nothing to see here

There aren't going to be any tax changes till 2029.

So we can keep on with the old system till then!

Curiosity rover is crushing it: Ran over a rock and found pure sulfur

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Boffin

Is there life on Mars?

This could actually be quite significant. Sulfur deposits on earth occur near volcanos, from chemical processes, but also arise from microbial alteration of rocks. My geology isn't good enough to know if these can be distinguished but I'm sure boffins will be pondering the question!

CrowdStrike shares sink as global IT outage savages systems worldwide

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Joke

Article picture

"... our service is serverly restricted..."

I saw what they did there!

Windows NT on a whole new platform: PowerMac

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Facepalm

Awww

Only got a Powermac 7200 - it'll have to continue mouldering in a corner!

Traeger security bugs bad news for grillers with neighborly beef

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Pesky kids

Somehow I think the most likely use of this bug will be as a plot device in an straight-to-free-streaming-service movie (was going to say straight to DVD but that would be showing my age).

Hubble will transition to single-gyro mode to gain a few more years of operational life

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Re: NASA Operational Procedure 119a: Keep your fingers crossed

From a previous Reg article. apparently 3 gyros have failed; the single gyro mode lets them keep 2 in reserve presumably extending the total lifetime of observations. The single gyro mode uses other instruments to make up for the lacking two, so I suppose must reduce the versatility and response time of the telescope. Best of a bad job.

Recycling old copper wires could be worth billions for telcos

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Re: Cable stripping

In a local charity shop last week, I came across one of those Chinese-style cardboard packets, unusually heavy. On a closer look at the labelling, it proved to be a contraption of wheels, blades and apertures designed for stripping long bits of cable. Not having enough time for the hobbies I've got, I left it for someone else to take up cable stripping for fun and profit, but I did wonder who the target market was, and why it was languishing among the pottery labradors and microwave egg poachers.

Council claims database pain forced it to drop apostrophes from street names

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FAIL

Howls of derisive laughter...

... from across the globe have persuaded the council to replace the "apostrophe's" and other punctuation:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn0r04g2xwdo

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Trollface

Re: BS7666

I think the councillors involved should be forced to move to De'Ath Row...

Forget feet and inches, latest UK units of measurement are thinking bigger

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Headmaster

cut ... some slack heads off!

54m vs 50m might not seem much by the Reg's louche standards, but if the blades end up 4m closer to the ground than passers-by are expecting, there could be some interesting consequences.

Look to the skies this weekend as solar storms strike Earth

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FAIL

Re: Cue the UK being covered with cloud

Friday night, partial cloud cover and a thin high haze, Sunday night even thicker than Saturday!

I think the only way to see astronomical events from Yorkshire is via someone else's webcam.

IT biz trials gadget deliveries by drone to sidestep traffic and emissions

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Joke

Dropped off

"We've delivered your hard drive!"

<picture of silvery object in a gutter, next to a cracked roof tile>

"What am I supposed to do with that?"

"Oh, don't worry - it's on the house!"

(Stolen from ITV2)

It's that most wonderful time of the year when tech cannot handle the date

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Facepalm

Re: F-91W

Just for reassurance, my 2024-vintage F-91W is no more clued up!

Australian supercomputer 'Taingiwilta' comes online this year with [REDACTED] inside

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Pint

Re: What can be inferred?

CFD.

So it's designing the new submarines then?

Or better beer bottles! Obvs icon --->

Tesla owners in deep freeze discover the cold, hard truth about EVs

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Boffin

Re: Nernst equation?

E = E0 + (RT/vF) * ln((a(A)*a(Bv+)/(a(Av+)*a(B))) where E0 is standard EMF, R gas constant, F Faraday constant, v number of charges in the reaction and a() activities of reactants A and B.... according to Atkins.

So it's proportional to absolute temp (Kelvin), which gives us a drop to 78% going from +25 to -40C. I guess there's more loss than that due to electrolyte viscosity etc alluded to in previous posts.

> decent diesel generator in the EV's boot.

I'd fancy a trailer with sled and dogs...

Silicon Valley weirdo's quest to dodge death – yours for $333 a month

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Re: X (née Twitter) ?

Nay, twitter ye not!

(with apologies to F. Howerd)

Cutting-edge microscopy reveals bottled water has 'up to 100 times' more bits of plastic than previously feared

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Boffin

Re: Plumbosolvency!

Now there's a word I haven't seen for a while. In the olden days when chemists used burettes and washbottles and got jobs with the Water Board, they were taught about such things. Apparently soft water, as seen in areas fed from peat covered volcanic geology like western Scotland and north-west England, contains organic acids that do lift a bit of lead off the pipes so flushing is not a bad idea. In hard water areas (on chalky ground) the minerals tend to coat the inners of the pipe so there is less of a danger. In the cities of course, you got plenty of lead from the dust in the car exhausts anyway.

> run cold tap for a minute to flush the water from house lead pipes

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