* Posts by jake

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Sick of Windows but can't afford a Mac? Consult our cynic's guide to desktop Linux

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Re: My 1st attempt

I run swap because some of the tools I use require it (some because they are legacy, some because of other reasons). My wife's otherwise identical machine does not have a swap partition. Several years into the installation, and she reports zero problems.

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Re: "Ubuntu is an ancient African word that means I can't configure Debian.*"

Probably because the original was in a .sig on Usenet, and read:

Ubuntu: An ancient African word meaning "Slackware is hard!".

We've never even built datacenters using robots here on Earth

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Re: Is that the Turing test beaten?

Arguing? You are confused. Having a conversation is not arguing.

While it's true that I sometimes seed the bot side of amfM, the living entity is quite intelligent, and well worth talking to. The two are quite easy to tell apart, if you pay attention.

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Re: Florida swamp ended up being highly desirable and valuable real estate.

If we all liked the same thing, the world would be an incredibly boring place.

That said, I do not get the FL/AZ dichotomy either. People are weird, some more than others.

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Re: Too Alien a Concept for Production and Man Factoring? Or already something to worry about?

"A blockbuster screenplay magnificently written would easily demonstrate it to everyone including scientists"

No, that would be yet another boring scifi movie. All it would demonstrate is the fact that the general public is willing to shell out perfectly good coin on perfectly dreadful movies.

But if you want help writing it, count me in. Maybe we can both retire :-)

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Re: Marketing hype no longer needs to be believable

"cold fusion will power all self driving cars wirelessly in the Cloud with paperless blockchain in tunnels on the Moon."

FTFY

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Re: Pedant alert

"magic happens"

That's Disney, isn't it?

Oh, wait ...

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Re: Too Alien a Concept for Production and Man Factoring? Or already something to worry about?

"Have you considered the possibility, jake, that robots/SMARTR Virtual Machines are significantly better at programming humans with their needs and feeds and seeds than the reverse, humans programming robots"

No, I haven't. The concept is ludicrous.

"there may even be also those more minded to build datacentres/qubit pharms for robots on Earth exercising remote virtual command and relatively autonomous anonymised control of multiple series of future 0day event vulnerabilities for rapid exploitation/practically unstoppable presentation."

Demonstrate. I'm a scientist. Don't tell me, show me.

Or are you simply writing a screenplay?

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Back when Palo Alto was still on Analog POTS (9,600 max), I wangled a co-lo[0] at the Bryant Street CO just so I could download source code at BARRNet speed. I'd tell it to copy to tape, then walk over & pick up the tape to bring home. Later, I did the same thing with CD ISOs (Slackware and BSD -current images, mostly), until I finally ran my own T1 line from the CO to my home[1].

[0] Probably the oldest colo in the world ... 100 year lease @ $1/year. I have my own PG&E meter, but the HVAC and halon is free. I write odd things into contracts sometimes. Try it, you'll like it.

[1] It's amazing what you can get away with if you have a white Econoline full of electrician's gear, a well-worn tool belt, a reflective safety vest, a hard hat, and carry a clipboard.

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Re: Florida swamp ended up being highly desirable and valuable real estate.

What do you mean "back to swamp"? Florida's always been a hot, muggy, bug-ridden swamp. Nasty place. Merely living there addles the brain.

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I think the main reason they get funding is because there is a sucker born every minute.

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Nobody implied that. Read it again.

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Re: Too Alien a Concept for Production and Man Factoring? Or already something to worry about?

Why on Earth would somebody spend the time and money to build and program robots in order to build a datacenter, when it would be both cheaper and faster to have the folks building and programming the robots simply avoid the middle-bot and build the datacenter outright?

Keeping your head as an entire database goes pear-shaped

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$ file /bin/poweroff

/bin/poweroff: cannot open `/bin/poweroff' (No such file or directory)

$

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I have switches that can be powered on and off, depending on whether or not I want them lit up.

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Re: Every time I see

"Cue retrieving dead laptop from skip.. and pulling the HDD for copying"

What kind of company throws a laptop in the skip without destroying the HDD?

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Re: Backups

Yes. And as a one-time member of DEC's so-called "flying squad", I'm here to tell you that we were often advised that, although it would be quite functional, and would lead to overall efficiency of IT operations at such sites, we were NOT allowed to throttle the IT Director. Yelling at the twat was allowed, however, which I'm sure helped minimize our blood pressure.

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Re: Backups

I occasionally build data centers for a living. As a result, I get to test that Big Red Button, pretty much whenever I like (it's in the contract) ... It's not nearly as much fun as you'd think.

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Re: Backups

Back when I worked for Bigger Blue (late 1970s), on Fabian Way in Palo Alto, we'd kill the mains power at 3PM on the last Friday of every month to ensure that the battery would carry the load long enough for the genset to warm up enough to take over. In the event of failure, everyone went home early with two hours pay ... This last never happened while I worked there.

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"smashing the stack" is geek-speak for just one of many types of buffer overflow.

The tldr version: If you put 10 pounds of sugar into a 5 pound bag, you'll be able to stand on the resulting pile and reach the cookies on top of the fridge.

Salesforce staff back an end to its relationship with NRA

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Re: How do we protect our 2nd amendment & our kids at the same time?

I do not see that at all. What the fuck would I do with a M198 howitzer? Have you priced the cost of a single shot, even if you handload? That kind of thing isn't applicable to the civilian market.

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Re: How do we protect our 2nd amendment & our kids at the same time?

"But it is what will happen."

It's not going to happen any time soon. Especially not with the former idiot-in-chief Trump's Supreme Court. And judging by previous Courts, not after a more liberal court is sitting, either. (Which will happen, eventually. These things run in cycles.)

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Re: "How do we protect our 2nd amendment & our kids at the same time? "

OK, so we ban guns and bullets (Shirley you mean cartridges?).

That's firmly in slippery slope territory.

Shall we ban knives, too? Pocket, sheath, and carving?

Bows & arrows?

Cars? (many cars kill many people every single day!)

Pokers (red hot ones, especially!)?

Where are you going to draw the line?

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Re: "How do we protect our 2nd amendment & our kids at the same time? "

Guns do not pull their own triggers. Guns are incapable of targeting anything on their own. Guns are, in fact, inanimate objects. They are no more a problem than a pointy stick, or a fist-sized lump of rock.

The problem is clearly the loonie using firearms inappropriately.

This will remain true, regardless of how loud you scream to the contrary.

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Re: Anti semitic ????

No, I don't, and haven't for quite some time. Thanks for asking.

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Re: How do we protect our 2nd amendment & our kids at the same time?

Armchair lawyers find it easy to ignore the basics.

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Re: "How do we protect our 2nd amendment & our kids at the same time? "

Personal responsibility?

You're blaming the KIDS? What the fuck‽‽‽

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Re: pledge to double our commitment to making schools secure.

I wouldn't call 7% (the latest figures I have access to) a "large margin". Also note that figure is from 2021 when miles driven by the population was at record lows because Covid, thus skewing the data. But you knew that, didn't you?

Also please note that most of those gun deaths are suicide (which is a whole 'nuther kettle of mental issues). Multiple shootings by loonies are really not all that common in comparison.

Mass shootings do NOT happen daily, and barely monthly (13 total last year). The news just tries to make it look that way to sell advertising.

Enjoy your hyperbole, AC.

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Re: note to self

I don't actually use any such service, and yet me and my myriad interconnected businesses are getting along just fine. But thanks for asking!

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Re: Anti semitic ????

Since when was "number of guns held" considered a factor in whether or not one is a terrorist?

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Re: A Modest Proposal

You don't buy muskets, silly!

You MAKE muskets. Everybody knows that.

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Re: pledge to double our commitment to making schools secure.

Hyperbole much?

Has it occurred to you that the only reason that you hear about shootings in America in your saintly, far-off nation is because far from being normal, shootings are unusual enough to make the news? You never hear about the hundreds of millions of Americans going about their lives, being friendly, helpful, decent human beings ... all you hear about are the few and far between lunatics[0]. The vast majority of us are not like that, at all. Not even the gun owners.

[0] Yes, I include our politicians in that ...

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Re: How do we protect our 2nd amendment & our kids at the same time?

I still own the .22 that my Grandfather gave me on my 4th birthday. That was well over half a century ago. Far from causing me to go out and shoot people, it helped teach me how to safely use, maintain and store a very dangerous tool. I have never in my life shot anybody. You insinuating otherwise is, quite frankly, very insulting.

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Re: How do we protect our 2nd amendment & our kids at the same time?

"the constitution will get amended and all firearms will be banned completely."

And instantly there will be tens of millions of Americans who are now criminals, even though they have done absolutely nothing wrong.

Way to throw the baby out with the bathwater.

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Re: How do we protect our 2nd amendment & our kids at the same time?

Except you are missing some choices. There are more variables than just two.

The obvious variable to keep an eye on is the loony doing the shooting, not the inanimate object (gun) or the victim(s).

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Re: "How do we protect our 2nd amendment & our kids at the same time? "

More people are crossing the line simply because the connectivity provided by the internet allows easy access to other like-minded individuals (and/or instigators/trolls), which makes them feel like they are "normal", when in fact they are very far from normal.

NOBODY, and I mean NOBODY who shoots up a school is normal, by any stretch of the imagination. They need to be removed from the general population to protect everybody else, and in most cases to protect them from themselves.

We don't need to get rid of guns, we need to keep a handle on nutcases.

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Or to put it another way ...

Salesforce workers used the mass shooting to push marketing and fundraising of its cloud based CRM software.

"It is unconscionable to consider their use of mass shootings to capitalize on their cloud marketing," said jake.

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Re: Anti semitic ????

I refuse to purchase anything (including vacations) from ANY terrorist state, not just Israel. Would that be illegal?

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Re: "How do we protect our 2nd amendment & our kids at the same time? "

Beware of what you ask for, even in jest. The Republicans are working on it.

World’s smallest remote-controlled robots are smaller than a flea

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Re: Do you expect me to talk, Goldfinger?

Bond wears Y-fronts?

Who knew.

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Re: You Will All Be Assimilated

The concept was well known in SciFi long before the borg were thought up.

Original killer PC spreadsheet Lotus 1-2-3 now runs on Linux natively

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Re: Bring back Quattro Pro

Quattro Pro is still available from Corel, as part of their WordPerfect office suite. Standard edition $250, student edition $100. See:

wordperfect.com

Yes, you can get there through the corel website.

Personally, I'll stick to LibreOffice. Seems pragmatic, somehow.

IBM-powered Mayflower robo-ship once again tries to cross Atlantic

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Re: The Scam of the Year

It's a little after sunrise. Overnight, the thing ran at 46% prop, 0% solar (duh!), showed 53 volts (on a nominally 48 volt system), and the battery stayed at 87%. That's every time I checked on it, probably every hour and a half or so.

In other words, this supposedly solar boat ran on diesel all night long, and didn't even attempt to top up the battery, even though the 53 volts is probably the proper voltage to charge it. Note that with a 21.9 kW generator, the prop motors running at half power each makes sense if they are not topping up the battery.

Solar my ass. It's diesel-electric. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

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Re: The Scam of the Year

I should note that that 44 hp(~33kW) is the power at the flywheel ... the electrical output is 21.9kW, continuous.

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Re: curse of El Reg?

About an hour later. It's definitely dead in the water and drifting.

Currently heading just North of East (91°) at 1 knot, no prop speed, same rudder angle of 0.6 to starboard, 50W of solar, 87% battery.

It'd be nice if IBM included a lat/lon reading on that page ...

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The Brits don't really have a Navy of their own anymore, so they have to denigrate the American's. It's all they have left. Just smile sadly, nod, and walk away.

Or offer 'em a pint. Poor blighters could use one, and they are hardly the enemy.

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Re: Urban Legend

Thoroughly debunked in the Usenet newgroup alt.folklore.urban back in '97ish (I'd go check for the exact date, but the goo-tards destroyed DejaNews, unfortunately. Seems an ASCII archive is beyond their technical expertise.)

You can read the gist of the debunking at snopes.com ... note the date of the article.

For those of you who intelligently don't blindly click on links:

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/the-obstinate-lighthouse/

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Re: The Scam of the Year

Are you suggesting there are no diesel generators, veti?

From here, and judging by the press on the previous breakdown, the diesel generator is, in fact, the primary power plant. The solar panels are just auxiliary window dressing, there to make the scientifically ignorant greenaholics happy-happy. There is no way that boat has enough square inches for its solar array to power a pair of 20kW electric motors all by themselves, not even under perfect conditions.

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Re: curse of El Reg?

As I type (about 1:30 Pacific time) The boat looks to be dead in the water.

Telemetry claims 1 knot at a heading 117 degrees (ESE), The prop seems to be stopped, and the rudder angle is 0.6 (which seems to be it's resting state). It has 87% battery power and solar is providing just under 140W.

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