* Posts by jake

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Gates, Zuckerberg to deliver free coding lesson

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One hopes ...

... it'll be a Lisp/Scheme-based language (preferably Smalltalk), instead of BASIC. But I wouldn't hold my breath ... I would bet a wooden nickle that 90+% of all that's wrong with TehIntraWebTubes can be placed on kids being inflicted with BASIC as their "first programming language".

MS Word deserves DEATH says Brit SciFi author Charles Stross

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@Stretch )was:Re: @LDS (was: Yes, Word is the worst word processor....))

You never published a major paper using a Displaywriter, did you?

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@ BongoJoe (was: Re: Options)

I can do all that under un*x, without the massive overhead of a GUI.

As for PDFs, just say no. ::shudder::

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Re: Real authors

Mine's the Royal that Herb Caen taught me to type on ... I also have my Father's Smith Corona portable that got him his engineering degrees in the early 1960s.

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@Khaptain (was:Re: Concur with Stross. With a couple caveats.)

LaTex and Post/GhostScript are ASCII text files.

Please do not compare ampules to syringes. They are both technical bits of kit, but do not exactly do the same job.

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@LDS (was: Re: Yes, Word is the worst word processor....)

"... but there isn't anything better."

Bullshit. I can put ASCII into a computer faster in vi than anything that Redmond ever produced.

As a side-note, the .docx file format is an anathema on the userbase. IMO, of course.

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Concur with Stross. With a couple caveats.

"It is, quite simply, unavoidable.”

Fortunately, "unavoidable" doesn't mean what you think it means. Simple ASCII .txt is still compatible with Word. Demand it. I do. Almost nobody has the artistic ability to "art-up" simple documents, without completely cocking it up.

Note that I don't run anything from Redmond younger than a dozen years ago or so (Win2K and ACad2K are about it; the CAD box is air-gapped) ... and I started refusing all contracts based on Redmond systems on January 1, 2010.

Foxconn 'fesses up to labour breaches: Made students work long hours

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@ Tim99 (was: Re: Rotten Apples?)

Or maybe, just maybe, the sane amongst us are trying to jolt the iFad folks out of feeding their jones, thus allowing a couple billion people to actually understand what their dollars are allowing to happen in the third world?

I know, I know. I'm tilting at windmills again ...

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Gee, you think?

Enjoy your slave-labor produced iFads, consumers.

McDonalds tells fatties to SUPERSIZE THEIR BRAINS

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@JDX (was: Re: Does anyone wanna bet)

"food"?

Post proof or retract.

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As an educated Yank ...

... the entire mcdonalds franchise is a horrible, horrible embarrassment.

Passing off unhealthy crap as "food" should be illegal. Especially when luring TheGreatUnwashed[tm] in with promos like this, that have absolutely nothing to do with diet & nutrition.

Boffins build BEELLION-YEAR storage medium

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Re: Will come in handy

Kzinti? I doubt it. More likely, cats will evolve into something like "The Cat" from Red Dwarf. But that's only based on my observation of our feral population ...

Cat videos? Useless.

Humanity? Possibly one step below that for creating 'em in the first place.

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The only problem is retrieval ...

How many bits of stored information fewer than than 5,000 years old remain untranslated?

Technology and civilization changes, over the eons ...

Name-squatter fails to flog @roma Twitter handle to City of Rome

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Who the fuck cares?

Only twits use twitter.

Brazil whacks PRISM with secure email plan

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Does Brazil not have ...

... a secure, air-gapped network for proprietary government systems?

The mind fucking boggles ... numpties.

Murdoch calls for world+dog to 'expose' Google

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Regardless of potential senility (I am not a doctor, and this is not a diagnosis) ...

... he's right. google is evil and should be shunned.

Microsoft wants to 'move beyond' the Cookie Monster

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@AC10:01 (was: Re: Redmond?)

Uh, no AC. I don't use, support, or condone anything Microsoft.

Reading comprehension problems, AC? Or are you hard of thinking?

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Actually, DougS, it was Delphi's Usenet gateway, long before AOL.

HTH, HAND.

(Agree with you about AOL & eternal September, though.)

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@JDX (was: Re: Redmond?)

That's businesses, not business ...

All but the kennel & tack store are in the black. Thanks for asking :-)

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Redmond?

Oh, yeah, the company I banned from systems under my control on January 1, 2010.

One wonders when the world of computing will move away from the marketards and manglement who are completely destroying personal privacy ...

Wanna be Zuckerberg's neighbor? Tough luck, he bought the block for $30m

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@ Charles Manning (was: Re: What a dim-witted plonker.)

What? Drive to PAO, fly out of PAO, land at PAO, drive to work?

Oohh-kayyy ...

Granted, I have a friend who commutes to PAO out of Pescadero via helicopter ... But for that kind of commute, it makes sense if you have the money. Even if the total distance isn't all that far. Shaves about 40 minutes off his round-trip commute, when you include pre-flight checks.

(I just looked ... Mapquest is deluded as to route, as usual. Pescadero to Loma Mar, right turn on Alpine Road, over Skyline/Hwy35, down Pagemill, and you're in Palo Alto. Helps if you know the roads and know how to drive ;-)

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All of Palo Alto? Uh ... no.

~30,000 houses @ 1.3 million (average) each?

Not even Zuck's only-on-paper, not really real-world money would cover that ... And I'm not selling the twit my house in the Johnson Park neighborhood, regardless.

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@AC: 06:51, Re: traffic (was: What a dim-witted plonker.)

Yeah, maybe fifteen minutes, considering he defines his own schedule.

Also, considering he defines his own schedule, commute time is immaterial.

Also, considering he defines his own schedule, working from home is an option.

Also, considering he defines his own schedule, well, he defines his own schedule.

He's a dimwitted plonker, regardless.

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What a dim-witted plonker.

He could have spent less than half of that & moved up Page Mill road, and had a couple dozen acres of elbow-room.

Computer Chess: Geek, gaming and retro-tech movie of the year

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Indeed, Steve the Cynic (was: Re: Teletype)

Here's a gander at mine:

http://www.computermuseum.li/Testpage/Heathkit-DEC-H11.htm

First booted in early 1978 ...

Turkish TV presenter canned for flashing too much cleavage

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@ John G Imrie

Concur.

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Whatever.

Boobs have been boobs for hundreds of thousands of years.

Teenagers seem to think it's a goal in life.

Marketards play on the teenagers inexperience.

Governments trying to twist popular opinion try to stifle viewing same.

Religious groups try to turn the human body into a bad thing.

Teenagers, Marketards, Governments & religious groups need to get a life.

Twitter-mad twits trade 14 million shares in BANKRUPT zombie biz

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Twits are twits.

::shrugs::

Microsoft's Azure will bring tiers to your eyes

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Whatever.

I've been using this concept with un*x since before microsoft existed.

And the world rolls on ...

Like your cars?

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@ Steven Raith

When you decrease the back-pressure in your exhaust, you have to increase the fuel-flow on the intake side of things to compensate for the increased oxygen flow into the combustion chamber. If you don't, you will be running VERY lean, which eats valves.

Your car, like most modern cars, is already in a "nearly too lean" condition from the factory, in order to get better mileage. Thus the occasional subtle popping with the stock exhaust.

And no, the stock computer will NOT compensate for the increase in airflow. It's not designed for that kind of thing.

You need to change the EEPROM(s) and/or injectors/jetting and/or fuel pump flow (not pressure, VOLUME!) if you don't want major repair bills down the road.

Always cracks me up when the CluelessBikerBoys[tm] pull the baffles from their exhaust and/or install a coffee-can muffler and pop-pop-pop away ... until they need a major rebuild.

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Why yes, yes I do. (was: Like your cars?)

"I recently replaced the centre section with a straight pipe, which makes it crack and pop on the overrun"

Ah, yes. Changing exhaust for "sound". Contraindicated. It's called "lean popping". You're burning your valves. Get your intake re-tuned before you need to do some very expensive head work.

TWELFTH-CENTURY TARDIS turns up in Ethiopia

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Re: Get ready!

"snacks"?

Shirley you mean Guinness?

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Cool!

The older kitschy versions are much better than the over-produced modern versions.

IMO, of course :-)

Looking forward to seeing the lost episodes.

Wacky racers – The Reg's guide to 2013's Solar Challengers

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Re: "capable of brining home a week's worth of groceries"

"Just because its not real world applicable right now"

That's why we're pickling peppers ... Ain't exactly rocket science.

This IS the actual real world that we are living in, after all.

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"capable of brining home a week's worth of groceries"

Funny. I've been pickling gallons of peppers & chilis this last week ... 'tis the season ;-)

The solar cars? Fun to play with, but hardly useful in TheRealWorld[tm].

Apple's new non-feline Mac operating system, OS X Mavericks, ready to go

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Can I tow it into the break with my jetski?

It's already soggy ... hopefully it'll sink.

Oh, shoppin’ HELL: I’m in the supermarket of the DAMNED

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For the record ...

... I've never had a problem with this option.

In fact, I quite like it. Much better than being sandwiched between two mothers/fathers with three or four squalling kidlets pushing over-flowing shopping carts for 15-20 minutes after heading to the till ... .

In, out, 5 minutes total, max.

All y'all so-called techies who can't handle the (so-called "easy") interface? Look within.

On the other hand, perhaps Tesco's software sucks rather more than Lucky/Raley/Safeway?

I dunno ... I'm on the left side of the dampish bit of solid ground on the left side of the pond ... Anyone in the San Francisco ElReg Office care to speak up?

How to design a storage array: NOT LIKE THAT, buddy

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@AC 0846 (was: Re: Whatever.)

Uh, AC, do you REALLY think that store-bought commercial systems are tested at the ones&zeros level by anyone other than the company selling it to you?

Me, I do development & quality control in-house. It's cleaner. And cheaper.

And I hire adults, not kids. Nothing beats butt-in-the-saddle time.

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Whatever.

Pick an operating system. I prefer BSD for this kind of thing.

Chose the necessary software (homegrown is usually best).

Find the hardware that the above runs on.

Install, proof, and roll with it. It ain't exactly rocket science.

Boffins offer ROUTER DEATHLIST for software-defined network builders

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@AC 12:28 (was: Re: Software Defined Network/Radios/Whatever, and other damn lies and delusions)

This machine (my main day-to-day portable & desktop device) is a near-10 year old HP Pavilion 5000 series laptop, with docking station when at home. It runs slackware-current. It also runs my businesses, without a hiccup in all that time.

"If it ain't broke, don't fix it" is my mantra.

No, I'm not an idiot. Yes, I take daily incremental backups, weekly full backups, and have several alternate bits of hardware that can take over ... the GNU tool-set makes that easy.

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“if there's got to be an upgrade, which kit do I nuke first?”

In my mind? The kit to nuke first is the management & marketing bods with absolutely zero clue as to how computers, networking and the attendant security issues actually work in the real world.

But what do I know ...

Cloud biz model 'unproven' as Amazon scares world+dog into competing - or ELSE

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Uh, no, DAM. (was: Re: Gee.)

I made no mention of the NSA (or whatever).

It's NOT easier to "cloudify" (what an 'orrible word!) if you have competent staff. If your staff is incompetent ... well, what can I say? Bad management hires incompetent staff.

And as a side-note, TheInternet (whatever that is!) is NOT secure, by any stretch of the imagination. What we now call "the Internet" was designed as a research network to research networking. It was designed right from the git-go to SHARE data, not to stifle it. And it still does that remarkably well.

And the marketards of the world have latched onto that, alas ...

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Gee.

You think?

The entire "cloud" model is marketing-driven, and has absolutely zero bearing on the reality of real-world secure computing infrastructure ...

You put up with CRAPPY iOS 7. You can put up with Obamacare too, says prez

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I haven't put up with Apple's OS's for decades, Obama.

Stuffing humans into a pigeon-hole isn't something Ben Franklin would approve of ...

Multipath TCP: Siri's new toy isn't a game-changer

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@Neoc (was: Re: TCP/IP has been multi-path from the git-go.)

Neoc & the rest of you lot ... TCP relies on IP for transport.

Thus, TCP/IP has always been multi-path.

The mind boggles at the ignorance being displayed here ...

Filipino phablet squawks 'I'M STOLEN'

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"phablet"?

That's pronounced "phadlet".

Atomic clocks come to your wrist

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Expensive toy, at best.

My network time-keeper checks in on ntp.org once a week (and is accurate to under a quarter of a second every six months). The rest of the kit take clock from that box daily. It's close enough for government work, so it's close enough for me. My weather gear also checks ntp.org regularly, as does the telco kit that keeps my cell phone's clock accurate.

I don't wear a watch. I can see the time from nearly everywhere, these days.

Steve Jobs AIRBRUSHED from history by APPLE months before his death

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Somewhere ,,,

... Steve's rolling.

Windows 8 fans out-enthuse Apple fanbois

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Re: Win8 is a bloated piece of shit.

"Or even a .docx file.

An anathema foisted on idiots by microsoft.

" Or a .odt file."

microsoft's implementation isn't exactly what I would call ".odf compliant".

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@AC1138 (was: Re: Win8 is a bloated piece of shit.)

The point was OS+word processor. Visio isn't exactly part of the issue.

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