* Posts by jake

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Bloke jailed for trying to blow up UK crypto-cash biz after it failed to reset his account password

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Re: Counter Terrorism Command?

"I would suppose that the necessary skills for dealing with bomb attacks fall most easily under the counter terrorism umbrella, rather than any other branch of the law enforcement services."

Every major city that I am aware of (and quite a few minor ones!) has had a Bomb Squad a lot longer than the current fad of calling anybody who sneezes at the wrong time a "terrorist" has existed.

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Re: Boom...

Bloody brilliant! Brew?

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Re: A note to USAian authors

Inferiority complex?

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"A bit extreme".

Gets my vote for Understatement of the Month. Have a homebrew.

Which scientist should be on the new £50 note? El Reg weighs in – and you should vote, too

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Re: James Clerk Maxwell

OK, that was weird.

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Note:

That's NOT Hedley!

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Re: Edward Jenner, the inventor of vaccination.

"Maybe we had exceptional teachers at my school?"

No. We had the same. Standards have not just slipped, they are snowballing downhill at an ever accelerating rate.

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Re: Edward Jenner, the inventor of vaccination.

I strongly suggest looking up Variolation in 15th century China before bragging too much about which country invented vaccination.

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Re: Only one choice...

Being a useless bint makes it ineligible.

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Re: James Clerk Maxwell

It tastes like mud. Probably because it was ground last year.

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Re: Michael Faraday got my vote...

"How do I test the theory of tectonic plates for myself?"

The old "making hot coco" variation is easy, and tasty. Probably on youtube, I can't be arsed to look.

Similarly, thawing out a pot of chicken stock over a point source of heat, such as the propane torch you use to sweat copper pipes together (or situate the pot so only one corner is over the hob). As the gelatin melts and starts moving around due to convection currents, the schmaltz on top mimics continental plates. When the pot is hot, skim off the fat (retain for roasting spuds!) throw in veg, meat and seasoning to taste and enjoy your tectonic soup.

Another: make a loaf of bread. Throw the water, yeast and a little sugar (honey, molasses, anything sweet) in the bottom of a bowl and whisk together. Float the flour evenly over the top of the liquid mixture and salt to taste. As the yeast proofs, you'll see cracking & rifting and upwelling and all kinds of other geological action. Then make the bread. Serve with the soup.

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Re: James Prescott Joule ...but how many people know he was a brewer?

Well, his dad was a brewer. James joined the family firm.

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Re: How about John Snow?

So he's the vandal that Robert Zimmerman was talking about!

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Re: A humble suggestion

Not enough röck döts, or he'd be a shoe-in.

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Re: A logical choice...

There is always George Coulouris, without whom Bill Joy would never have written vi, and where would we be today without that?

(I know, he's still alive and so ineligible. Discrimination, I calls it.)

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Eh? Come again?

"a scientist – covering any field from astrology through to zoology"

Since when was astrology a science?

Brit boffins build 'quantum compass'... say goodbye to those old GPS gizmos, possibly

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Re: Space?

"but you'd have to have been there before to know where you are and how to get back?"

Nah. Just find a handful of quasars and/or pulsars and do a little easy trig. You can pinpoint yourself pretty much anywhere in known space. (The real known space, not the scifi version.) On the other hand, getting home might take a little more energy than remembering basic High School maths.

On the gripping hand, I wouldn't mind being on the first ride that would require the above. It would probably be either boring as shit, or the entire crew would be dead ... but what a story to tell if you survived!

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Re: quantum quantum quantum quantum

I'd pay good money to watch that happen.

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Re: Quantum navigation

Nah. The Whippet got there first.

Quantum mechanics is not only stranger than you imagine, it's stranger than you can imagine. (apologies to many giants who came before all of us).

In news that will shock, er, actually a few of you, Amazon backs down in dispute with booksellers

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More badass than librarians. Vested interest.

Antiquarian booksellers own their inventory. Librarians merely oversee theirs.

FYI NASA just lobbed its Parker probe around the Sun in closest flyby yet: A nerve-racking 15M miles from the surface

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Re: Brilliant stuff!

"as it reaches maximum in 6 years or so"

Unless we're at the beginning of a prolonged period of minimal sunspot activity, as some suggest is probable.

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Re: Talk about the gates of Hell !

How many more? Depends. Is it spiraling inwards? What kind of fuel reserves does it have?

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Cool!

Well, not really, but you know what I mean.

Six lawsuits against FCC's 5G idiocy – that $2bn windfall for telcos – is bundled into one appeals court sueball

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Re: It ain't all about poor cities and states

"If it says I-280, it should be free."

Note to anyone visiting the SF Bay Area: Interstate 280 is NOT free, in fact it cost us tax payers quite a bit of money. However, there is NOT a per-use fee, so don't expect to find toll booths. We don't have those dratted things on most of the Left Coast, but the confused transplanted Right Coasties keep trying to foist them on us.

"There are still plenty of dead zones in cell coverage these days."

Indeed. I-280 has several of those. What, you expect both of the major roads that connect Silly Con Valley and San Francisco to have complete cell coverage?

Cyber-crooks think small biz is easy prey. Here's a simple checklist to avoid becoming an easy victim

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True enough.

"Cyber security today is simply not meant for SMBs."

This is true. Cyber security is for boardroom bingo and headlines. Nobody with a clue who is actually involved in computer and network security uses the word "Cyber" in that context, especially not with the CAP initial letter.

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Re: A bit disappointing

"As for the software I have installed, I need every bit of it."

Do you really? Every bit of it? Did you use Linux From Scratch, Gentoo, Crux, or something else as the base? Or did you roll your own, perhaps a BSD varietal? Because you sure as hell won't be using one of the commercial kitchen-sinkware options if what you say is true ...

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Re: Good recommendations but...

"Sure, lock and bolt all the doors"

That does no good. The crooks are getting in through the windows.

'Pure technical contributions aren’t enough'.... Intel commits to code of conduct for open-source projects

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Re: Respect is given where earned

Watch it with the tarring all Californians with the same brush, Kemosabe. The vast majority of us aren't navel staring crystal polishers ... most of us work for a living and don't even know the words to Kumbaya.

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A conundrum.

Troll, or someone who wouldn't understand the word "irony" if it walked up and cocked a leg on his shoes?

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Those who can, code.

Those who can't, preach about diversity, inclusion, welcomeness, and openness.

We (may) now know the real reason for that IBM takeover. A distraction for Red Hat to axe KDE

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Frank, why do you need a GUI on TrueOS? Most of my TrueOS servers are headless ... although I can configure my statmux to give me a dumb terminal console, should I need/want one.

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"eventually there will be a global standard"

There already is. It's called a tarball. Has worked since time immemorial.

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Re: TZ

tzselect is your friend.

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Re: KDE on old laptop

Concur on Eric's KDE stuff, and pretty much everything else that he has packaged for Slackware. (Alien BOB's real name is Eric Hameleers. He answers to both.)

http://www.slackware.com/~alien/

Running Slack-stable on a 16 year old HP laptop (zv5105, Radeon 9000 IGP) with 2gigs. It works just fine, rarely hits swap when doing normal office stuff. Note that it's still on Slack 14.2's version of KDE4, I don't plan on trying Plasma5 on it.

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Re: Replacement for my linux mint?

Try Slackware.

14.2-stable is rock solid, but a trifle behind the curve.

14.2-current is more bleeding edge, and almost as stable as -stable. Still on KDE 4 though ... at least for the moment. Stay tuned.

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Re: Yep

"the new standard for computing is smartphone"

No. The new standard for consumer haberdashery is the so-called "smart" phone. Computing is still done the old fashioned way. Consider, for example, the platform used to create "apps". It sure as hell isn't the mobile device they are targeted at.

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Re: I think they mean They are interested in it

"Wayland is slowly replacing X as we speak."

Not anywhere outside the Fedora world, near as I can tell. Even Ubuntu has reverted to X.

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Re: I notice: tcp_wrappers deprecated

"probably because it does not play well with systemd"

Got that bassackwards. systemd doesn't play well with much of anything.

(If you don't know what tcp_wrappers is, read Wietse's paper on the subject here . It's a handy addition to your toolkit.)

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Re: Does anyone use an IDE on RHEL anyway?

"(**OK that more corporate interest than kindness of hart, but still)"

Oh deer ...

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"there is overwhelming interest in desktop technologies such as Ggnome and Wayland"

There is? From what I've seen, the people who use Gnome use it because it comes with their distro, not because they have actively chosen it. And does anybody care about Wayland? Is any important distribution[0] even fiddling about with Wayland anymore? Near as I can tell, Wayland is conspicuous by it's absence ... it's only in use in the Fedora world, the rest of us are over the idea.

Nikola Tesla's greatest challenge: He could measure electricity but not stupidity

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Re: "He could measure electricity but not stupidity" ...

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." —Albert Einstein (supposedly)

"There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life." —Frank Zappa

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Re: Electricity

I suppose not a one of you heathens has heard of Captain Beefheart, much less His Magic Band. Well, it's time you did. Enjoy.

'He must be stopped': Missouri candidate's children tell voters he's basically an asshat

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Hard of reading, boidsonly?

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Re: "his comments had been taken out of context"

"I have heard that he made the trains run on time."

That was Mussolini. And it was bullshit. Following WWI, the Italian train system was, to put it mildly, a piece of shit. Broken shit. During the post-war half decade, things improved as Italy went about rebuilding. By the time Il Duece came into power in 1922, most of the hard work had been done, his crowd had nothing to do with it. But they took the credit for it anyway. Sound familiar?

And as a point of fact, folks that actually lived in Italy during that time frame reported that the trains never ran on time, on the rare occasion that they ran at all.

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Re: There are some people that the

"a move for the common weal"

Are you saying the beatings will continue until morale improves?

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Re: Godwin's Law

Do you even know what Godwin's Law is? For your education, here it is in it's entirety: "As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches 1". That's it.

Godwin himself further wrote "its purpose has always been rhetorical and pedagogical: I wanted folks who glibly compared someone else to Hitler to think a bit harder about the Holocaust."

Nowhere does it suggest never mentioning Hitler. On the contrary, in fact. All it suggests is that you think before posting. Windmill jousting, I know, but it's long been a hope.

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Re: It's just not that hard to figure it out

Actually, Milton, most of the people who voted for the IdiotInChief voted for him because he was the republican candidate. They would have voted for ANYBODY who was the republican candidate.

Straight-ticket voters are the biggest problem in American politics today.

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Re: words or actions.

We really do need to instate a three part, 12 unit course in Critical Thinking and make passing it mandatory for high school graduation. Unfortunately, the politicians would never make it a law, because if they did every crooked one of them would be voted out of office within 8 years.

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Re: words or actions.

I seriously doubt that a new Declaration of Independence is the answer, Mark. And while revolution is always an option (hopefully the politicians know it!), I personally hope that that option isn't a requirement on my watch.

Voting is the only option we have. Unfortunately, cuts in education over the last half century have produced an electorate that is, for the most part, pig-ignorant and easily lead by sound-bites.

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Re: words or actions.

Bob, I wouldn't vote for an R in this day and age, not even if they were the only option on the ballet. But if it's any consolation, I dislike voting for that freak-show Feinstein, too. Ain't it 'orrible, the options we have? Freak-shows and corporate whores, and sometimes a combination of the two. Where the fuck did we lose our way here in the US? Because something is badly broken ...

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