Re: Look out
"Yes, its absolutely logical, if I'm going to have a head-on collision, I'll hit a Ford Taurus instead of a Kenworth W990."
Are you trying to pretend that you smoke unintentionally?
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Three years after I quit smoking, I found a long forgotten carton of smokes buried at the bottom of my deep-freeze[0]. I tossed 'em into the trash ... where a friend found them. He was short on funds that month, and asked if he could have them. I nodded, and he took them home. The next day, he looked vaguely green around the gills ... but he finished the carton before the month was out and asked if I had anymore. Ain't addiction ugly?
[0] Wrapped in four layers of Saran and two layers of foil. Addicts do the oddest things.
Yes, I did. The way I see it, if I can get a chuckle out of somebody by repeating myself occasionally (when on-topic), then no harm, no foul.
Edit: Besides, I don't presume that anybody other than a couple of my most ardent fanbois has read even a tenth of my drivel ... and of course there are many folks who have joined this august forum since I last posted it. For varying values of "it".
I've done the "visit banker after cleaning the hog pens" thing. I completely lost track of the time[0], until SWMBO reminded me. Fortunately she (the banker) grew up in a barn and can look past my peculiarities :-)
Another example: The last 9-5 I interviewed for (in 1989), I was wearing my racing leathers. When the interviewer queried my choice of "uniform", I pointed out that he had asked me to drive up from Palo Alto to South San Francisco by 10AM ... and had called at 9AM. I knew I could make it on the bike, but there was no way I was driving the Bayshore without armor ... I got the job.
The 9-5 prior to that, I wore the same outfit, for similar reasons. When queried, I responded along the lines of "are you hiring an engineer or a fashion plate?" ... They made me an offer. I counter offered, they hired me at my price point.
[0] Time flies when you're having ... uh ... fun?
Once in the rain I stopped and helped a lady with a flat tire. After waving her on her way, I put my jack & lug wrench away, and carried on to my destination, somewhat dirtier & soggier than I wanted to be. When I arrived I apologized for my appearance, told the gal at the front desk that I was there to talk to the Boss about bidding on a network upgrade. The secretary spoke into the phone, and the Boss came out to meet me. He allowed as to how most folks bidding on lucrative contracts at least took a little care with their grooming, and told me to fuck off. In those words. As I was leaving, his wife walked out of the office. It was the lady I had helped. Later that afternoon, I got an apologetic call from the guy, offering me the job. I told him to fuck off and hung up the phone.
No, Nick, we had real pornographic computer images in the late 1970s. Not very good images, mind, but they existed. It was crude technology, but it worked. How crude? Look up CROMEMCO's Cyclops and Dazzler (1975). Things rapidly improved from there (how could they not?), and by the mid 1980s .tga made it's appearance ... As did SGI. And trust me, as soon as bit-mapped displays showed up, there was porn on them. It would seem to be human nature.
The Great Renaming (1987) was arguably brought about partially because of the binaries that were being posted at random all over USENET. As a guy who ran a news farm back then, I can assure you that most of said binaries had been porn since roughly late 1982.
Data heavy? Does SLAC count? How about Bigger Blue? We could see a spike in traffic when someone was eyeballing porn, even in the old days. Maybe especially in the old days, when practically every byte of connectivity had to be accounted for.
"which proudly advertised that its website contained the largest collection of online porn in Europe!"
They claimed "in the world!" until I pointed out an unnamed, dotted quad accessible anonymous FTP site located in Berkeley IP space that was basically a USENET binaries archive.
"Sorry, but if you were dumb enough to surf for porn on company time and equipment, you deserved it."
Correct. You're supposed to be working at work, not wanking. Frankly, I'm really surprised that all the commentardary here on ElReg grinds to a halt over the weekend ... until London wakes up again on Monday morning, which makes me suspect most of you are posting from work! Do all y'all's bosses know how much company time you fritter away here on ElReg?
"For the rest of us... there was USENET."
Still is. But you'll cause a spike in traffic anyway. And I'll fire your ass if you try it on my watch.
As early as the early 1980s, Internet bandwidth getting maxed out always meant porn. Back then it was bunnies on USENET and open FTP servers. Prior to that, Fidonet and other BBSes had the same problem. Indeed, a case could be made that it was porn, and not gaming or gambling, that drove connectivity.
I know for an absolute fact that EVERY male college student's computer that I've worked on over the last 35 years or so has contained traces of porn. The coeds didn't start picking up on Internet porn in college until around a 20 years ago ... and now, they are equal to the boys.
In business, over the last quarter century or so, probably 80% (or thereabouts) of all male middle management PCs contain traces of Internet porn (in my experience). The ladies started surfing porn around 15 years ago, and are now (roughly) equal to the men. Obviously, those stats are in companies without cluefull network administration.
Not trying to justify it, nor vilify it, and likewise not drawing conclusions, just stating my observations. Do with them what you will.
Need to take it twenty minutes or an hour before symptoms set in (depending on how much you are digesting at the moment ... takes longer after a meal).
As I said, I've never seen it fail, but I'm just a testimonial. As are you. Try it again?
On the gripping hand, I've never suggested someone prone to sea-sickness venture out in a force 8[0] ... Contrary to popular belief, I'm not prone to torturing lubbers.
[0] Beaufort? Really? Haven't you lot gone with teh metrics?
Earth to amfM! We're discussing the Apollo program as it was back in the 1960s. We were afraid of very different Reds Under Our Beds back then.
And yes, the Soviets landing a man on the moon was a phantom threat. It wasn't going to happen, now way, no how, fageddaboudit. But they took great pains to make us think otherwise ... Disinformation is something they've been doing well since long before Putin was accepted into the KGB.
Whatever. Solstice was a couple days ago, the days are getting longer now. Almost time to start seedlings for spring planting ... and so the cycle continues, despite all the politicians worldwide doing their damnedest to fuck it up for the rest of us. Beers all around! :-)
No, the aspiration of the US is not to build a wall. That is the aspiration of our current and temporary Idiot in Chief, and a very few of his most ignorant loudmouthed xenophobic supporters. The vast majority of us would rather see the money spent on something useful, like education. Or pothole repair.
It's because the additional framing around a door makes it stronger than the rest of the walls. Also, door frames won't have weakened points where wire & plumbing are run.
Standing in your back door is contraindicated in an earthquake ... if you can get to it, get outside. The advice for standing in a doorway during an earthquake is if you are caught in the house. Note that depending on what's outside might make the "get outside" a bad idea ... hanging out under overhead wires, a carport, an old hollow oak tree or what have you might not be the best place to take shelter during a temblor. Best to make your exit plans in advance if you live in earthquake country.
As I type, I'm a couple hundred yards from the Rogers Creek fault, probable location of California's next big one ... When, not if! is the mantra around here :-)
A petard is just a small breaching charge. It doesn't necessarily have to be on a stick. Most were placed by hand, but some were fired from morters. Still are, actually, but they aren't usually called petards anymore ... the name has changed into many forms to describe the intended action of the charge.
As I tell prospective new clients "It's my job to ensure we see as little of each other as possible".
Related: I implemented a four hour minimum for on-site visits in (roughly) 1990, a couple years after I went solo. Double on weekends/holidays. A few clients balked at the new rate ... I simply told 'em "Don't call me unless you actually need me".
A new issue soon arose: Convincing 'em to pay 4 hours for a one minute visit. The old TV repairman's maxim applied, "I'm not charging you for thumping your TV with a screwdriver. I'm charging you for knowing where and how hard to thump your TV, and for showing up to do it". The explanation seems to have worked ... although about nine months ago, a child CEO wondered why I'd need to thump a TV with a screwdriver.
IT is many things, but it's rarely boring. "May you live in interesting times" may not be an actual old Chinese curse, but it's applicable anyway.
"I seem to remember a plane going down in the Hudson River in New York because of a bird strike."
US Airways Flight 1549 hit a flock of geese and lost all engine power. It wasn't just a bird-strike.
"I would assume that a couple of pounds of meat and feathers would generally do less damage than a couple of pounds of metal and plastic."
Flesh turns into a bag of really sticky, stringy elastic material that sticks to revolving bits and sends them out of balance, causing massive failure. (Ever clean a meat grinder after making sausage?) Drone-sized metal bends and goes away, plastic (mostly) shatters and goes away, causing less massive failure. (watch any number of "will it blend" videos.) I wouldn't want either one to hit my Cessna, but if I had a choice I'd take my chances with a drone over a goose or turkey.
"whether a twin-engined aircraft at max t/o weight losing an engine"
https://www.mercurynews.com/2010/02/17/plane-crash-kills-3-tesla-motors-employees-striking-fear-in-east-palo-alto-neighborhood/
ElReg's article:
https://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/02/18/tesla_palo_alto_plane_crash/
My initial take on the subject:
https://forums.theregister.co.uk/forum/all/2010/02/18/tesla_palo_alto_plane_crash/#c_698489
"but it's hard to find driver's licence forgers. I wouldn't even know where to begin. So that immediately stops me from hiring a car to rob a bank or deliberately mow down pedestrians."
What makes you think a criminal would hire a car or other vehicle, when it's so easy to steal one? They are criminals, remember?
I can think of at least five: Food harvesting; putting down diseased/infirm critters; varmint control; meditation[0]; collecting. I've used guns for all of the above in the last week.
[0] I find gunsmithing, handloading and long-distance target shooting to be quite meditative.