Posts by Jason

Top US boffin plans jizz-based LEDs

Economic miracle

Cue new industry for teenage boys. Popularity of paper routes plummets

Colombian armed robber targets karate school

Re "whine, whine, whine...this is not an IT thread"

Jesus Christ, I am sick of whiney little TURDS who jump on the comments section and whine about "but this is not an IT thread". Well boo-hoo you mouth breather.

Firstly, on the whole less than 10 percent of El Reg content is non-IT humour. Go on, count them.

Secondly DON"T OPEN IT IF YOU DON'T WANT TO READ IT

Thirdly DON"T COMMENT ON IT IF YOU DISLIKE IT.

In other word F-off and go engage in your petulant troll-like antic on another board. Twat!

Arsonists target Cornish housing developments

Corny gits

Nothing quite like fighting the inevitable. Kinda like the dutch girl with her finger in the dyke... er... ooops!

FLAME ON!!!!

Apple slashes iPhone prices

HA HA! Serves you right

I just love some of the red faced apple cultists ranting on this thread:

If fact I think bastardised line from the movie sums it up best: "I'm mad as hell... but I'm still going to take up dry cock up arse because I'm a slavish follower of Jim Jones... um, I mean Steve Jobs".

SUCKERS!

Nashville strippers finger net forger

Criminals curb efforts with stupidity

What a absolute farking eejit! Surely if you had hit on this scam the idea is to spend the cash on high value goods that allow you to get in and get out fast with a minimum of fuss.

Nope, this arse spends several hours in one spot blowing dosh on strippers. Lovely. It gives me hope that that criminal underclass are managing their own active population with utter stupidity.

China jails 'subversive' net dissident

RE: China should not host the Olympics and Re: @Joe

Yay for cheapo TVs and poison tooth paste. Boo to "blogsphere" (gak, foul, foul word).

What I find amusing is that no one has expressed any sympathy for the laywer...

PC buyers: 'Vista Capable' machines weren't Vista capable

XP

"Vista Poo-mium Ready"

George Bush's watch clocked on eBay

You're all missing the point!

What the FARK is the leader of the free world doing wearing a Mickey Mouse watch?

(Actually, it would explain everything)

And I'll happily be called godless any day. It much better than the alternative: believing in some bronze age mumbo jumbo about a "God of love" who sends you to roast in the fires of hell for all eternity if you don't believe. Talk about the height of gullibility.

(Now calm down all you Southern Baptist types... put the pitch forks, pro-Bush t-shirts and white pointy hats away. You're only proving my point)

C of E blasts 'sacrilegious' Sony shoot-'em-up

"Time to kick arse and chew gum..."

I would have thought the C of E would have welcomed the opportunity to be see to be doing something useful... well, other than spreading stone age superstitious mumbo jumbo, but you know.

Substitute teacher's conviction for porn popups set aside

Goldmine

She's going to make a packet off the book rights and the talk show circuit!