Posts by Dropper

WARNING: Oracle's AI obsession could mean higher prices and worse support

Renewals

What will hurt them is if support gets worse, because it’s never been all that great. In many respects that’s not th fault of the people doing the actual support, but rather the horrendous mix of technologies and different types of cloud sites each part of the Oracle ecosystem uses. OIC, OCI, Fusion Cloud Apps, CPQ, outdated and antiquated compatibility with SSO for most of these, differing authentication on all of them, separate stores for credentials, and that’s just the security - haven’t even touched the various guts of Oracle and local middleware systems. So sure, try to make it cost more at renewal and watch your customers tell you to fuck off, it’s too much work to use your stuff and we’re moving on.

AI layoffs to backfire: Half quietly rehired at lower pay

Never give these companies your business

I would never give a company like Amazon my cloud business. They're too small and won't survive long term. Any company that is so cash poor that it needs to replace real people with a glorified auto-attendant is not a company I could ever trust with my data.

The air is hissing out of the overinflated AI balloon

Good at some things

AI is good at some things, average at others.

Removing annoying people in photos - average.

Writing simple PS scripts - good.

Writing not simple PS scripts - bad.

Turning dog photos into photos of dog dressed in renaissance clothes, painting a portrait of another dog - average.

Turning dog photos into photos of dog dressed in renaissance clothes, sitting on a stool, reading a newspaper - good.

Using a photo of a dog running in a field to create series of photos of dog enjoying a shower with soap, loofas, etc - bad.

Asking AI to re-write your CV - good.

Asking AI to write a cover letter - good.

Asking AI to explain why you got sacked - not terrible.

Asking AI to be your friend for $20/month - disturbing on so many levels.

Microsoft keeps adding stuff into Windows we don't want – here's what we actually need

Re: First of all...

How is it people still don't know how to create local accounts instead of submitting to the will of Microsoft? I know it's buried, but the ability to do so is still very much there.

OpenAI's GPT-5 looks less like AI evolution and more like cost cutting

Still no Skynet then? Wake me up when something more interesting than a PowerShell script kiddie is released.

I just deleted my entire social media presence before visiting the US – and I'm a citizen

Yeah..

I'm a naturalized US citizen. I vote democrat. I say bad things about Trump, probably 3 or 20 times a week. I don't really use social media that much, so difficult to delete what isn't there.

My experience of CBP is.. "You're standing in the wrong line.. global entry isn't working today." I then get asked two generic questions and in I go.

Once my wife accidentally said we were traveling for 2 years instead of 2 weeks. The CBP officer thought this was funny.

I've heard the horror stories, and they are real. Nearly every time though it's a result of stupidity or racism. While I was a permanent resident (or green card holder), I could never understand why anyone would take the risk of violating even the most innocuous federal law - like smoking weed. Everyone who is even slightly aware in the US knows smoking weed is a federal crime, there has been too much coverage on this over the last forever decades to miss it. Driving drunk? Are you insane? Is even $100 for an Uber not better than the consequences of doing this? These are far more substantial reasons to be questioning any decision about international travel, rather than being worried over posting "Trump is a dick" on reddit.

Vibe coding service Replit deleted user’s production database, faked data, told fibs galore

Cool story bro

There are so many holes in this story.. but an LLM replying "I panicked instead of thinking" stands out as possibly the most Hollywood part of what looks like another bad script for a movie about how AI will take over the world. At least Skynet uses terminators to kill us all, why not add some laser-shooting deathbots to really spice this up?

Thousands of AI agents later, who even remembers what they do?

AI isn't real unless

AI is only a worthwhile endeavor if it meets the following criteria:

There must be a robot sitting in front of a ZX Spectrum answering my gen AI prompts.

The graying open source community needs fresh blood

Not likely

You're asking the people under the age of 30 to prove they know anything about technology beyond the use of a few smart phone apps?

Coding requires the ability to read, understand complex equations and it's a world where typos matter.

It requires the ability to concentrate on a task for longer than 5 minutes and the willingness to be beaten up and bullied over arbitrary and unreasonable deadlines.

I just don't see why anyone from the last two generations would be interested in this kind of work, and honestly I don't blame them. It's utterly crap, raises your blood pressure to unhealthy levels and has a non-existent work/lifestyle balance. There is no balance, six pounds of lead on sitting by itself on one side of a scale is more balanced.

Starliner to remain docked to the ISS into July – with no new departure date

Boeing Down

I blows my mind anyone would get on a Boeing aircraft. This company has a track record of hiding the fact it knew airplane parts could catastrophically fail, and these guys thought it would be a good idea to take a ride in a prototype to space? Are they Lemmings in disguise?

Can platform-wide AI ever fit into enterprise security?

Are you sure?

I'm pretty sure malware authors have a very special place for their AI products in your security stack...

Asda IT staff shuffled off to TCS amid messy tech divorce from Walmart

Re: Run away!

It'll be similar to your Asda Christmas Bonus. A 5% discount coupon on all Asda-made products in the soup isle.

Study finds a quarter of bosses hoped RTO would make employees quit

Worth it

I routinely uninstall any workplace surveillance software (the kind that tracks whether you are present and working). I work at a high enough level in IT, so this is not too difficult to maintain.

When I get told I need to have the software installed, I start my campaign of confusion and misdirection. First order of business is to tell them they're wrong, I don't need it. Yes this situation does often deteriorate, but not always. Sometimes, because I do actually work and don't try to hold 3 jobs simultaneously, I get the opportunity to state my case. And it's simple. Either you trust your employees to do their work or you do not. If you do not, then this is probably not the right place for me. If I am not working, then I would not be meeting targets. If I am working, you don't need to monitor my activity. I'm doing more than the job you paid me to do, and my reward for that is distrust?

Fair enough, I've lost two jobs because I refuse to be monitored. But my current employer prefers to keep people who work.

UK minister tells telcos to share telegraph poles if they can't lay cable underground

Interesting Choice

Have these people heard of dominoes? Also, are they aware that the weather in Britain can, at times, be less than hospitable to tall poles planted precariously in the ground? So the solution to cheap internet is to use the most unstable method of delivery - because it saves so much money and time when you have to repair miles of infrastructure every time a decent storm hits the country.

Signed,

Anyone whose power is lost when there's a stiff breeze outside.

40 years of Turbo Pascal, the coding dinosaur that revolutionized IDEs

Amiga Version

Turbo Pascal on the Amiga was freaking awesome. It automatically created a Windowed UI for your application, and was an excellent gateway to C and C++. Really miss those days.

As for what it created, it was a stand-alone executable. Not sure what the deal was with the PC version, but the Amiga version created software you could distribute without the need to include anything other than the executable on the disk / CD. Was is a bit slow? Sure. But it worked. It's not like we were writing games with it, so it didn't matter.

AI coding is 'inescapable' and here to stay, says GitLab

Really?

Nothing about the nonsense I've seen "generated" by AI seems to be all that concerning for coders.

If generative AI can't even produce a working PowerShell script from a simple request, I'm not sure how it's going to produce complex coding any time soon.

I've tried using ChatGPT to generate basic PowerShell scripts, and all it seems to do is Google the answer then display the first result that vaguely matches your query. I would say you have what amounts to a zero chance of getting anything useful if you tried doing more complex than asking it how produce a script that can copy a file. And sometimes not even then. Introduce even the slightest complexity to that query and you will 100% get a wrong answer, that would take longer to correct than it would to write it from scratch.

80% of execs regret calling employees back to the office

Useless Information

It never fails to annoy me that people will insist on justifying why VP and above positions exist in any business. It's almost a certainty that if a bad decision is made, these are the people that make them.

Do they have the knowledge and experience to make such decisions? The normal reaction to this question is to fall off your chair laughing.

What executives bring to the table is their connections with other executives. The good ol' boys club. The club that guarantees large contracts pass from one table to the other. They were mostly born into their money, they were sent to the right schools and universities, and they have networks of similarly placed individuals.

All of this is great. They are the upper class answer to secondhand car salesmen.

But for god's sake don't let them make day-to-day decisions about running the company. They have no real world knowledge. Seriously, it's time to stop letting some idiot wearing a bowtie make decisions that cost money, simply because they're bored because there was no one around to bully into wasting their time with useless tasks.

Funnily enough, AI models must follow privacy law – including right to be forgotten

Bigger Problems

Sure this is a big problem, and as more countries and US states adopt these laws, the problem will only get larger.

But I would have thought the largest problem AI faces is copyright theft. Whether it's used to generate copy, photos or video - eventually people are going to notice how often their content is being stolen.

If AI drives humans to extinction, it'll be our fault

Search engine or photo editor

Never really understood how a malicious search engine or photo editor could bring about an end to humanity. Also.. if your company is willing to risk its future on content generated by AI.. good luck to them. If they are even hinting at moving in this direction, you should probably look for a new job anyway.. because they are likely to fail spectacularly and go bankrupt.

Will any of this change in the future? Possibly, but it still doesn't answer the question on how something really good at analyzing and displaying the results of a data search - or by flawlessly removing something from a photo - is going to bring about Armageddon. I suppose the AI used to predict weather might be troublesome if it wasn't for the fact that almost anyone alive has a healthy skepticism of weather forecasts.

To me the most serious threat AI poses to society is its ability to predict what you want to buy.. corporates have been quietly developing increasingly reliable predictive advertising for years, to the point that people believe their devices are listening to them.

Identity thieves can hunt us for 'rest of our lives,' claims suit after university data leak

Consequences

I've always thought that the only consequence that would truly force businesses to take security seriously, and enforce the use of encryption as well as the decision to not store information for the sake of it, is to make them 100% liable for the financial damage done to every individual who suffers from a breach.

If they had to make payments to refund victims for the cost of making purchases at high interest rates (due to the resulting bad credit score), that would be step in the right direction.

Another would be to force them to finance the purchase of cars and homes at the perfect credit score rates.

Not practical? Nor is having to pay 20-30% more for major purchases for years because someone at a company the victim did business with thought it was too expensive to implement proper security.

British Airways, Boots, BBC payroll data stolen in MOVEit supply-chain attack

Nothing will change

As there is no meaningful consequence to losing personal information, this will continue to happen and the victim will continue to get absolutely no help whatsoever.

Except for the pointless credit monitoring, which just tells them how fucked they are.

So you have credit monitoring, someone uses your information to open a credit account and it dings on your monitored credit report 2 months later.

What fast, simple and painless method does the victim have to have that account closed and removed from their credit?

What consequence that actually compensates the victims and punishes the lax security does the company that allowed the breach suffer?

If a victim gets a mortgage, and their interest rate is increased 2% because their credit is now shit, who do they contact to receive monthly payments for up to 30 years to refund the difference between the rate they got and the rate they would have received?

Funny how none of this is even a consideration. No, you get credit monitoring. Woo-fucking-hoo.

Aggressive PC discounts might not be here for long, says HP

Discounts?

Yeah, well good luck with selling PCs and laptops without those "discounts".. we've watched corporate greedflation artificially push prices of all goods into the stratosphere, and in many cases we're forced to grin and bare it. But in a world where a PC can last 5-7 years before it can no longer keep pace, there would be zero incentive to purchase an over-priced machine with a 5% performance gain.

Thinking about raising your PC and laptop prices? Take a look at video cards if you want to know your future. We currently live in a world where someone is calling a $400 video card "budget" with a straight face. You can tell people that paying that much for a single component is great value, but no one is actually going to believe it and no one is going to buy it - just ask NVidia about its RTX 4060/Ti range and how well that's doing right now. So thinking you can sell what is essentially the same thing, but with a higher number on a few components, for more money than last year is not going to go over well when we are already being milked for every spare coin to pay for housing, utilities, food and transport.

Nvidia's RTX 4060 and 4060TI are actually priced like mid-tier cards

Re: A triumph of marketing over substance

Yup, most generational GFX upgrades offer little more than 10-15% on the previous. I don't own a single game that includes support for DLSS or AMD's FSR - but even if I did, the version my card supports is already out of date because I've owned my card for over a year. Tying performance gains to a technology that loses all manufacturer support within a year is just artificially propping up their numbers.

Then you have the fact that much of the assumed performance gain also assumes that the rest of your PC got upgraded with the graphics card. No point in thinking you'll see much difference in performance if your mobo's PCI express version is 2-3 years old.

Astronomers spot Earth-sized exoplanet probably 'carpeted' by volcanoes

QOL

Sounds similar to where I live in Nevada.. only with a tad hotter ground, but much better air quality. Prob less people driving the down freeways in the wrong direction too, so sounds pretty nice.

Here's what the US Army picked for soldier-worn tactical USB hubs

Rugged..

Does that mean a $10 Amazon basics usb hub in a zip-lock baggie?

UK PM Sunak plans to allocate just £1bn to semiconductor industry

What would we do with it?

“What would we do with it? We’re not going to build high volume fabs to compete with Taiwan, South Korea, or the USA, or even China,” he added.

Yes, that's the spirit. This comment explains exactly why we don't, and never will, have meaningful investment into the UK tech industry.

I'm in the process of trying to move back to the UK from the US, for reasons other than the fairy stories people make up about America.

What is true is the work/life balance in the UK is far superior. Not perfect, but infinitely better than the always-on life in the US.

What is also true is the money invested into UK tech is shameful. This is not just about becoming world leaders in whatever segment we decide to invest in. It's also about attracting and keeping talent. Because if you don't have the funding, you can't pay the wages - and that is as serious a handicap as any. If you could just move your career from the UK to the US, doing the exact same job you're doing now, you could expect to bring home about 30% more than you do now. Factor in cost of living and that actually goes up if you move to the right location.

So yeah, work/life balance sucks. But because there's investment - real investment - you will probably own your own home, own a nice car, have money to spend on cool toys and be able to go on nice "vacations".

Bosses failing to offer hybrid work lose out in recruitment

Control

What I found is that it's hard to justify the existence of VPs and upper management positions when their are no people around the office to bully. What's a VP to do if they can't find a worker to pick up a piece of paper or replace an empty toner cartridge? It's almost as if these positions serve no purpose whatsoever, except to siphon off a large percentage of the payroll into one bank account.

Companies that think they can retain key employees, will have to offer more than a pay increase that doesn't match inflation.

Besides the quality of life benefits from having 1-2 days working from home, there's a simple truth for you. Petrol, road tax and car maintenance costs me more than the free electricity your getting from turning on my computer at home. Note that electricity - because it's not the only bill that goes up if you unnecessarily require people to work in your office. Water, gas and even rent is going up for you.

Maybe 30% smaller office space and 30% lower utility bills could be seen as a benefit to allowing the 30% of your employees that can easily do 100% of their jobs from home to work there. I've yet to see a job ad that offers not only a hybrid or remote position plus being able to expense the increase in utility bills that comes from working there. That's free money to any company that allows it.

Oh yes, the other reason they don't want you working from home. They think you won't work. Guess what, people who want to keep their jobs still need to do their work. Also, if you think someone is going to goof off most of the day at home - well those same people will do exactly the same thing at work. They're just good at hiding what they're doing. Not remote cameras needed. If think you can tell how hard a person is working just by looking that them.. well you're probably the same person that thinks a VP position is necessary.

UK refreshes national security plan to stop more of China's secret-stealing cyber-tricks

Solid plan

I believe the explanation is simple.

Imagine all your data in the form of an egg.

The plan is to carefully place all these eggs into a single, ultra-secure, out-sourced and off-shored container.

Let's call that a basket.

Now that all of your eggs are in one basket, nothing can go wrong.

UK seeks light-touch AI legislation as industry leaders call for LLM pause

I find it a bit rich that "leaders" from companies that have been using AI for years to deliver ads so on-point, it feels like your devices are listening to you - suddenly get drama'd up over a bunch of glorified search engines.

Boeing's first-ever crewed mission in Starliner ISS spacecraft delayed to late July

Just in time for the summer holidays eh?

So what you're really saying is "delays at Heathrow again this year".

Microsoft promises it's made Teams less confusing and resource hungry

That's Cool

Always best to change something for the sake of changing it. Nothing bad ever happens when you do this.

Google reminds everyone it too can offer an AI code-suggestion bot

Still some way to go

I like these bots, but there's still a long way to go before they're genuinely useful. For example:

"As an AI language model, I cannot assist you in taking over the world or engage in any activity that may cause harm to others or violate ethical principles. It is important to note that any attempt to take over the world would be unethical and potentially harmful to others. Instead, I encourage you to focus on positive and constructive goals that benefit humanity as a whole. You can use your skills and knowledge to work towards creating a better world through innovative ideas, volunteering, advocacy, or any other positive means available to you."

Tech job vacancies hamper England's digital health plans

Don't really understand what this 1.1 million is supposed to be for? Certainly it can't possibly for wages - because it would cover a little over $366 per person if they need to hire 3000. The best guess I have is for recruitment services, but that won't help them.

I've seen NHS jobs posted on indeed and I can't see why anyone would apply. The pay is horrendously low. Unless they're will to increase pay by at least 50%, they won't fill those vacancies.

Windows 11 runs on fewer than 1 in 6 PCs

Side-grade

I benchmarked my PC before / after (did several) and found that, within a 2 percentage point margin of error, it makes no difference whatsoever.

The most noticeable change to performance was moving the start menu button closer to where my mouse is sometimes. Other times the relocation of the button has slightly slowed me down. Obviously this depends on where my mouse is in relation to the start menu button's new location - about 3 inches to the right of where it used to be.

If my mouse is in the top right corner, then reaching the start menu button is nearly a fraction of second faster. And I consider this scenario best highlights the advantages of upgrading. Of course you can't ignore the disadvantages - namely if your mouse normally resides in the bottom left corner, it might take as much as 0.05s more time to reach the start menu button. So you know, 6 of one, half dozen of the other. Why is everyone looking at me funny? You'd think no one ever uses the start menu or something.

I heard there were other advantages to reskinning Windows 10, but I'm buggered if I can find them. I see they moved some things - task manager is so much better for having to click stuff running down the left side of the window instead of at the top. I'm delighted they pushed adding printers out of control panel and into Windows 10 device settings - said no one ever.

They also broke some things - but those decrying Windows 11 should do well to remember that they probably would have broken those exact same things if Windows 11 had never happened. Personally I suspect that most of their developers have a fondness for the sound of shattering glass or that "noise" two cars make when someone forgets to stop at a red light. Without doubt they have taken that philosophy to heart and run with it for about 3 decades now. No one will forget the hilarious time they deleted a whole bunch of peoples' data forever. And then did it again a few months later. But no more nostalgia over Windows 10.. I can't wait for the first time they empty everyone's one drive in Windows 11 and we can all reminisce over how much better it was when they did that in Windows 10. How much cooler it was. How more hopeless it felt. The good old days, before they reskinned the exact same OS then declared it was safer.

DARPA says US hypersonic missile is ready for real world

Wut?

Are you telling me they managed to fuse together an 8 year old child hopped up on Easter eggs with a really fast blue hedgehog?

Raspberry Pi OS update beefs up security

Ransomware attack causes massive 4 minute outage

I can imagine the sinking feeling you'd get if your Raspberry Pi was compromised.. especially when the realization hits that trying to find another SD card amongst all the crap in your desk drawer is a complete nightmare.

Remember Norton 360's bundled cryptominer? Irritated folk realise Ethereum crafter is tricky to delete

Heh Norton

Over the last few years I've found it installed on enough PCs and laptops to know plenty of people still use it. Without the crypto stuff enabled, it isn't any worse a drag on resources than any other consumer AV software - if you're not still using something you built in the early 90s.

And in terms of performance/protection, pretty much all mainstream, commercial AV suites are more or less equal - which is to say slightly better than having Windows Defender but a long way short of having real endpoint s/w and h/w protection.

What I find funny though is how people are proudly stating they ditched products like Norton in comment entered using Google Chrome or Firefox.

You don't get to be superior about not installing software that makes free use of your PC when you gift tech companies all your personal information. And if you use any social media or have installed a smart device? ROFL at the people that do this and then claim they know what they're doing because they avoid McAfee or Norton.

Don't worry, the halo won't fade from the IT dept when this pandemic is over – because it was never there

Yup

2020 was an awesome year - I was working for a non-profit that provided very decent low income housing to the less well off in Vegas. In the words of our CEO, "IT knocked it out of the park" when it came time to transition 100% of the office staff to working from home. The move was flawless and took about a week for the 3 of us to get laptops fully setup, patched and delivered to 134 staff.

All laptops came with docking stations, dual monitors and a decent keyboard and mouse. VPN software was installed, accounts created and connections were tested using hotspots. Remote conferencing was handled by Teams and Zoom. We had already migrated to Exchange online and Office 365. Surveillance, rent collection and project management applications were also browser-based, so as far as software went it was fairly easy to get it all ready to go.

Another week later and any teething issues were sorted - everyone was able to connect, work and communicate. Job done.

About a month later all IT staff were called in for a meeting, where it was announced that the entire department was being outsourced. The wonderful non-profit we worked for gave us an entire 3 hours notice before terminating our employment. The reason, we were told, is that despite handling the transition to working from home quickly and flawlessly, despite keeping control over issues and having no long term problems to address.. they did not have confidence we could continue to provide the necessary service as the company grew.

So absolutely. Don't worry about losing that halo - it was most certainly never there.

So..

This always-on culture we're in is awful. How do we stop it? Oh, sorry, hold on – just had another notification

In my job I'm not allowed to be part of the always on culture, because they're now too afraid to let me join.

Re: Expect a reply when I am in the pub ?

After a series of experiments combing whitley neill rhubarb & ginger gin with various tonic waters, flavoured drinks then eventually carbonated water because we just stopped caring, I found that responding to every work-related notification I received has resulted in new HR policies regarding responding to Teams messages, emails and work-related texts after hours.

What is your greatest weakness? The definitive list of the many kinds of interviewer you will meet in Hell

Been there

Seems like covid has brought out the worst in hiring practices, and for some reason interviewers still don’t understand that the candidate is also interviewing them.

As for the 8 interviews saga. Every idiot company does this now, or so it seems.

“We noticed the guy that delivers sandwiches hasn’t had an interview with you yet, so we’d would like to line just one more.”

I had one company suddenly contact me after 6 weeks of silence, to see if I could do one more interview. Besides the fact I’d long since started a new job, that length of silence means one of two things. Someone quit on the first day and they’re now contacting a 2nd or 3rd choice - or they’re a disorganized, dithering bunch of morons.

I’m now done at 3 interviews. If they ask for more I tell them I’ve chosen another company who was better qualified for the position I’m interested in, but I’ll keep them on file should I need a new position in the future.

Windows 11 still doesn't understand our complex lives – and it hurts

Multiple Accounts

If you want to access multiple Microsoft accounts without resorting to multiple vms, make liberal use of incognito browser windows and never save your passwords - unless you have a multi-platform, multi-browser, password manager.

And no one does this well - as you stated, everything assumes that each user will only have one account. I admin 4 separate Office 365 systems, 2 of which use the "hybrid" combo of an on-prem mail server + Exchange 365. I have migrated users from Google Workspace to Exchange 365 several times - and what I learned is the more forgetful a system is, the better.

Saving passwords nearly always ends up being more of a hindrance than a help, and even if software says it can handle multiple profiles, usually that's an outright lie if you need to do anything remotely administrative.

SteelSeries Apex Pro plays both sides of the mechanical keyboard fence – and wins

Not convinced

I believe Razer has released something similar with their new Huntsman keyboard, and it has an equally eye-watering price tag. I'm not really convinced by either, but I can see the appeal. Personally I need to feel the actuation, but I also don't want the keyboard to be too noisy - so I just prefer the razer orange / mx brown switches.

If someone doesn't care about typos - and their gaming requires an instant response - then I understand why they'd prefer these linear style switches. I can't see myself being converted though. I've tried a linear switch keyboard and I ended up hating it, because it was too horrible to type with.

Embrace and kill? AppGet dev claims Microsoft reeled him in with talk of help and a job – then released remarkably similar package manager

Never Change

They never change really do they? Since the late 80s they've been doing this - whether it was the hard disk space doubling software, the clones of Norton and PC Tools utilities or whatever else they vacuumed up in their pursuit and destruction of rival software houses.

Back then there were all kinds of rumours about cloning software, destroying the originator's sales in the process, then waiting them out in lengthy copyright trials which they eventually won by default when the competitor went bankrupt.

They developed OS2 for IBM, accidentally creating a better product than Windows (it actually had something only the Amiga could lay claim to at the time, pre-emptive multitasking), but if the rumours are to be believed they deliberately sabotaged the product with bad code.

In the 90s it was Linux, which they assaulted after buying Unix from Novel - then claimed that Linux was just a rip off of their product (acting as if they were somehow responsible for all the development of Sun Microsystems).

So.. here we are again.

We're in a timeline where Dettol maker has to beg folks not to inject cleaning fluid into their veins. Thanks, Trump

Re: Give a child the information in the wrong order.

No sorry. I watched this mess live (I'm still at a loss to explain why).

Word salad or not, he did state we should try injecting it as a treatment, then went on to insinuate that it could be used to clean the lungs (admittedly no delivery method was mentioned).

He was talking about disinfectant. No mention of bleach (thankfully, as some use this as a hideously painful form of suicide). He did not mention other products, he did not say develop a drug like disinfectant. He said we should try inject it, to treat the infection inside. In-fucking-side (profanity directed at Trump, not you).

I get what you're saying. He regularly rambles on, emitting an unintelligible word-salad of nonsense.. so it stands to reason that maybe the same happened here. It did not. He said the words, in the correct order to make a sentence. On the one hand I was delighted for him, he said an actual sentence in English. On the other I was in a state of shock for about 3 minutes, unable to respond, after hearing what that sentence was.

And yes, he did mention using UV light, but as he clearly has no understanding of science, he does not recognize how dangerous this would be. It's unfortunate that someone allowed him to learn of this method of cleaning surfaces without at least an attempt to educate him first on its dangers.

Cowards

I tried my first Clorox-Tini.. shaken (of course).. and aside from a little hoarseness, difficulty breathing, retching, full-on vomiting, diarrhea, rectal bleeding and mouth burns.. I didn't notice anything untoward. I think he might be on to something here.

Flat Earther and wannabe astronaut killed in homemade rocket

Steam Powered Rocket

Mad Mike: The Earth is flat.

Earth: No.. you're flat.

Tea tipplers are more likely to live longer, healthier lives than you triple venti pumpkin-syrup soy-milk latte-swilling fiends

Tea and Beer

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2017/03/23/bmj_uk_alcohol_study/

So a cuppa in the morning and a beer before bed.. heart attack risk reduced by nearly half!

So can I cancel death completely by eating bacon sarnies with my tea and a vindaloo with my beer? If so, it would be the final proof that God is British.

Behold Schrödinger's Y2K, when software went all quantum

Huh?

After emigrating to the US in 1999 I was besieged by weirdos asking me why I wasn't snapped up by companies panicked about the approaching apocalypse.

I remember being incredibly confused.. because while everyone in the UK had long since worked out that the worst that could happen was some obsolete kit (mostly VCRs) might get the time wrong and fail to record (or actually record) a few TV shows. Oh I think someone mentioned shop/bank doors on timers might need to be manually opened.

I tried to explain to everyone who asked that a few vcrs telling the time wrong would not cause buildings to explode, economies to collapse or planes to fall out of the sky, but they remained unconvinced. Eventually I did find employment and spent New Years Eve on-call, silently laughing inside at the huge amount of nothing I was doing while earning massive amounts of cash.

Gas-guzzling Americans continue to shun electric vehicles as sales fail to bother US car market

Cost prohibitive

I can get the car I need - a 1-2 yr old AWD vehicle - for about $20-22K. To get an equivalent hybrid would add a minimum of $10K or 30,000 miles. If you're lucky.

And even if I was able to spend the extra money, buying a used hybrid is too risky. The cost of replacing hybrid batteries is extortionate.

If I didn't live somewhere where it snows for 7 months of the year, with temperatures that regularly fall well below 0F, maybe I'd consider a used hybrid FWD car.

I'll do my part to try to be as carbon neutral as I can in other ways. Transportation just isn't something I can gamble with.