* Posts by Matt

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Hamster-in-rain emergency prompts 999 call

Matt

Blockage

Inappropriate calls are only a problem if they don't provide enough staff, which is probably what's at the bottom of this. They've massaged the figures up as high as they dare to try and cut costs, or have an excuse when they don't do their job.

In my experience the police aren't that interested in solving or even attending crime scenes which only effect non-celebs or can't be spun as terrorism.

Japanese geek trio blow up mice

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Mr Python

I was thinking along the lines of real mice and then thought of the Python sketch where he use the mice in a Xylophone.

As for the first poster. My cats tend to play with the mice a bit first, which mostly leads to it's death. They will continue playing with it after it's died or even play with one another cat has killed.

Parent power pulls Woolworth's 'Lolita' kiddies' bed

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Happy

They must pay!

The evil Woolies, naming a bed after a character no-one I asked had ever heard of! They must pay.

I didn't realise that paedophiles had their own community. I thought the truth of the matter was that most abuse went on amongst friends and family (which is what happens in the book if Wiki is to be believed)..

Perhaps they should re-name their web site to "Parents in search of the moral high ground to make up for the fact that they don't spend time with their kids" or something. Perhaps a little harsh?

On the other hand it's a pretty crappy name for a bed, or anything else for that matter.

While we're banning stuff, could we get rid of Barney the Dinosaur? It's enough to keep you up at night.... brrrrrr.......

How to lose $7.2bn with just a few Basic skills

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Out of control

I'm not sure I want to outlaw gambling but I am fed-up with the prices in the shops and my savings being effected by a bunch of ill-educated, responsibility shy, rich kids.

If they want to play, give them there own space but we need to insulate the real world from all of this nonsense.

To paraphrase Yes Minister, there are two kinds of potential borrowers, those who can pay their bills and those who can't.

Now, I feel better!

Nice article and the bit about Excel certainly matches with my experience in banks. Of course you also get the "my report doesn't work due to permissions problems.", to which I reply what permissions do you think you need?" to which I get "it's needed by the board NOW, so give me admin rights". When I protest I just get over-ruled............

Et tu, Gmail? Simple hack defeats last barrier to decades-old attack

Matt

Why?

So why don't they enforce SSL? What's the overhead to them? I suppose it takes a little CPU to run the encryption algorithm but surly not that much. I also thought SSL had a side effect of slightly compressing the data so you save on bandwidth.

EnterpriseDB goes large on simplicity

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Can't beat Oracle

I beg to differ. Sybase and DB2 are, in my opinion, superior products. Of course they're not Open Source.

It's true that at the high end MySQL can't compete with them but it's also true that a lot of people don't need that kind of high end performance or some of the more sophisticated Replication offered by Sybase.

One final point: Following this article I will re-evaluate my use of MySQL and see if it makes more sense to use Postgress.

US Navy to test fire electric hypercannon

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Not so sure

More accurate strikes... hmmmmm. Well it'd be an improvement if the yanks correctly identified the continent, let alone a particular vehicle :-)

I'm not sure about surgical strikes though. Even a those speeds my car would have moved before they got the "shot" arrived and I may have stopped at lights if they try and predict my movement. Might also prove problematic if I'm not in line of sight. Or are you saying they can be guided? In which case they may be prone to jamming and heat problems.

On the subject of surgical strikes, wouldn't something hitting a car at Mach 5 be likely to pass through and hit other objects or spread pieces of car at high velocity? Obviously if the car was a Toyota pick-up you'd be OK but for normal cars it could be a problem.

On a more serious note. Isn't one of the problems of modern warfare that the country being attacked feels they can't compete with "cowards" attacking them from afar, so they resort to suicide bombing and so on? Just a thought......

ICANN to throttle domain tasters

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Distance selling

Doesn't the UK distance selling law mean you've got to have a "get out"?

Sociologists: Studying engineering turns you into a terrorist

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You've got to keep in mind

that the people on the list may not be terrorists in any real sense (given where the data came from) nor can we be certain that the degrees are correctly attributed.

Monster-capacity PS3 in the pipeline?

Matt

European users.

I'm not sure we got a worse deal. I can play all my PS2 games (well the three I currently want to) and they run without any problems. The up-scaling doesn't make a great deal of difference but they run slightly better than on my PS2 and load times are better.

It's trivial to change the HDD, although 60GB is fine for me.

I agree that I don't want to be screwed in order to support other users (like I am for PC prices) but I can't see that I am here.

UK.gov on Galileo: We can't stop it, just sign the cheque

Matt

In other news......

President Bush signs an emergency decree that GPS will be rendered useless as it's being used by terrorists......

Case made I think!

MoD asks UK Forces personnel to submit DNA samples

Matt

Simple solution.

Keep a sample of your loved ones hair. Then hen they get killed fighting some politicians re-election campaign you can give the DNA for comparison purposes.

Then they can spend the money on buying guns that work or bullet proof vests for the services.

Sounds like a plan?

'Wii workout' for overweight pupils plan slammed

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Games

Half the problem seems to be that PE teachers keep trying to get people to practice irrelevant bits of skill rather than just play the game.

There should be a choice so that those who want to play more seriously can be taught accordingly and the rest can spend more time playing the games.

Just how cute are cats? W3C can help

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Semantics

I've moved to using CSS as much as possible but it certainly doesn't separate semantics in any meaningful way. It could do if browsers were uniform in their implementation of the standard and if developers used it properly but neither of these seem to happen.

By the time you've nested your divs (or whatever other cheats you've used) to get, for example, equal length columns you've polluted your HTML with presentation directives to my way of thinking.

With regard to <em> my English teacher told me that resorting to bold or italics is a sign of poor grammar. Sadly I have to agree with her.

Estonia fines man for DDoS attacks

Matt

Act together!

This is a British site covering a European story, why on earth isn't the fine reported in Euros, who cares how man dollars it was!

Besides which the dollar is falling so fast you'd need a dynamic update!

Darling backtracks on CGT

Matt

@Aram

Got to get my Yes Minister quote in here:

"You're running around stirring up apathy."

Wii not the way to lose weight

Matt

Stop it!

Get a dog, walk it and buy whichever console you like!

Swedes to probe cow-belch threat to planet

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Cows

I thought the problem was what came out of the cows backside, as well as how any resulting pat decomposed.

I'd also head that mixing garlic wit the food reduced the amount of methane.

Just had a Viz moment: "Save money by giving cows a fag to smoke. Burns off methane and if the discharge is big enough you get an instant steak!"

Well, it's just a thought......

AMD Phenom 9500 processor

Matt

Hmmmm

Other people seem to have had more luck over-clocking than you. I can't see why though.

I understand that most desktop applications don't benefit from multi cores due to their single threaded nature. I'd be interested to know if that was more true on Windows than Linux (without starting a fight :) ).

I'd also be interested to see benchmarks for something like Sybase or DB2 which are multi-threaded and scale well on four or more physical CPUs. Do you get better transaction throughput with, let's say 200 users with AMD's latest and greatest or are you better off with Intel's solution?

Fertility watchdogs approve first human-animal hybrids

Matt

Public consultation

We asked a mate who we knew would agree with us..........

Polish scientists quantify perfect legs

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Bottoms

So, if "fat bottom girls make the rocking world go round" does that mean fat bottom girls have longer than average legs? Mind you this was sung by someone who wasn't famous for liking girls......

Quad-core Xeons use small power plant to maul Opterons

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DB

It's a huge generalisation to say that databases are idle 80% of the time. Perhaps he should have said the average site's back-end DB is idle 80% of the time, even then........

BPI chief hits back at ISPA over villain of the year jibe

Matt

The guys a nutter

"out of touch", "hello Mr Pot, Mr Kettle here".

Sun pulls MySQL into its orbit

Matt

Hmmmm

I use MySQL quite a lot and hope Sun look after it properly, especially keeping a reasonable parity with the dual licenses in terms of functionality and fixes.

I don't think Oracle will lose too much sleep as MySQL isn't really a competitor once you get a reasonably high transaction rate. On the other hand a lot of companies need less database power than they think!

Amazon defies French courts over shipping costs

Matt

Oops forgt one thing.

Forgot to mention:

Before people from the UK get on their high horses about stupid laws, look at British licensing laws. In France you can get a beer when you want without Nanny needing to tell you how much is OK and somehow they seem to have less of a problem with drunks.

For those from the US, where do I start? Gun laws, health care, counting votes (or more to the point not), locking people up without trial, thinking that US law applies outside of the US, OJ Simpson trial, the fuss at what's-her-name Jackson showing her tit compared to the violent films Hollywood produces..........

It feels uncomfortable to defend the French, but at least attack them for something they deserve, like the quality of service you get in your average garage or the crappy food you get by the beach these days.

Matt

France

I think their towns certainly benefit from it, a much nicer place to be (ooh it hurts to say that).

To those who ask "why the French?". Well Belgium has some interesting laws too, most of which are derived from Napoleonic law.

So, for instance, it's illegal to dump in the market, so no selling at less than cost price. No phone give-away when you buy a mobile subscription etc.

Personally I admire the French for being different, it's about time the UK found an identity and stopped being a little America.

E-government is working for DVLA

Matt

@John Chadwick and Dave

@Dave: Fair point :-)

@John Chadwick: If cars and especially petrol weren't in-elastic in demand you might have a point. Collecting the same amount of tax from VAT would be a much cheaper solution. So the government would get more for each £ they collected.

Matt

The least crappy

Isn't this like saying that out of all the crappy projects this is one of the least crappy?

I should also point out that Customs has had IT (or ADP to use it's old name) since the 60s. Their IT was rarely great, but it's interesting that the quality managed to drop in direct comparison to the amount of involvement of outside companies.

Mac lambs line up for slaughter

Matt

Secure OS

Of course a secure OS can be written. Any experienced programmer could do it. It may not be rich in functionality, it may hardly do anything at all, but it can be done.

The problem is that people are more interested in having the latest rather than the most secure, so security is sacrificed for new features. I'm not saying this is necessarily wrong but it is the way of the world.

Look at the Internet, it's plainly stupid for anyone serious about security to connect to the Internet but the banks do it anyway. They're more worried about being left behind by not offering a nice shiny web site than in protecting themselves and my money!

As of MACs,I've never owned one but every MAC user I've spoken to (the majority not being IT people) love it, don't have security problems and tell me things "just work" compared to Windows. Of course they may get a rude awakening!!!

Japanese whalers lash protesters to mast

Matt
Boffin

Ignoring

Can ignoring be considered a response? It's easy to mix it up with not having noticed.........

MP3sparks.com downed by links to Russian cybercrime gang

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@T0ny and tohers

I would be upset if someone was accused of making nuisance calls and their handset blocked without it being proven. On the other hand if the person receiving the nuisance calls blocked the senders number that's down to them, but doesn't fit what's being done here.

For the other chap who points out that they were already shut down once so must be illegal mafia types:

It seems the Russian government is quite happy with them now and there are loads of US companies that have been shut down and restarted, or been fined for crooked dealings like Microsoft.

Finally, "no gigs without CD sales". What a load of tosh. Musicians have performed throughout history, long before CDs, tapes or LPs. There would be less money for the recording companies, collection agencies and some musicians and yes some may give up the job but others would fill the gap.

Matt
Boffin

Russia

I think there are more issues than you've picked up here:

1. Who gave anyone but my elected government the right to decide which site I may or may not see.

2. If these people are really mafia how is it that the Russian government hasn't acted as they've demonstrated that they're prepared to act in other cases. Last time I was in Russia it seemed that they were as law abiding as most other countries.

There were some Irish chaps in Guildford who were "known" criminals until it turned out they weren't.

Perhaps they are criminals, all I'm saying is that nothing has been proven, which is all you can say about the RIAA too :-)

EMC does flash drives on big storage

Matt

Application?

If you need to read data fast then your DB's cache is probably doing a very good job for you and this technology won't help.

Generally the problem is with witting being the bottleneck. I haven't checked the link given by another poster but I read somewhere else that these devices aren't very good at concurrent random writes.

Scarlett Johansson to play Courtney Love?

Matt
Paris Hilton

I've no idea who Courtney Love is

so whether Miss Johansen plays her or Kermit the frog isn't going to ruin my day.

I picked Paris because she's still coming to terms with losing her inheritance.

Microsoft hit by two more EC probes

Matt

Anti-americanism

When you've got no argument it's your best defence.

I'm trying to remember which country got caught spying in Europe to get trade secrets, oh yes it was the US........ Barbarism to hedonism in one generation without any intervening period of civilisation.........

MP accuses BBC chief of illegally championing Microsoft

Matt

A few things:

The BBC didn't need to spend more to make it work on other systems, if it had been built in from the beginning.

This is about the BBC illegally pushing Microsoft's products. Windows may be the majority but things like this prevent any new comer from competing, which in the long,g term push up my costs.

As for the nutter who posted:

"Having travelled the globe several times - I can confidently say that the quality of the BBC output ranks head and shoulders above any other media corporation on the planet and is something the UK should be proud of rather than taking every possible opportunity to bite chunks out of it."

I've travelled the world too, and what you say may have been true twenty five years ago, but isn't any more (with the exception of the US). The quality of journalism and shows has steadily fallen to the point where of embarrassment!

Europe to probe state funding of new media

Matt

BBC

I agree with Stuart that the design of the BBC site isn't bad. However, the standard of reporting is abysmal, the BBC has fallen a long way in my lifetime.

As for subsides, I'd rather have those than give Rupert Murdoch absolute sway over what we read in the news.

Becta excludes Vista, Office - again

Matt

Microsoft

To be honest I'm a bit sick of the UK government acting as the PR department for Microsoft.

Course work should be devised so it's achievable via Linux, Apple or Microsoft. I teach IT courses and we always produce versions for at least Linux and Microsoft so it's achievable and not to difficult.

As for using Access, I'm lost for words. Why not use MySQL (if price is a problem) or Sybase, DB2 or Oracle with Java or C++. These are real world products, Access is rarely used by the IT department.

Last week my nephew told me he's been taught at school that MS Excel is a database...........

Citizen's panels to put DNA database under microscope

Matt

Democracy?

I thought the idea was for universal suffrage, not just a few people who've been brain washed by the government.

YouTube biker clocked at 189mph

Matt

Come on, get a grip.

I agree, this guy was driving safely. I know it's hard for people to believe (well for those in the UK), but going above 70mph is not the work of the devil and you don't instantly die.

Let me modify that a bit, his last dash around the cars at 50 was a bit dubious but not enough to cause a fuss.

On the other hand I've seen the British police flash by me while I was doing 70 on a very busy stretch of motorway. Now that's dangerous.

GPS is killing children

Matt

Come on

If your kid is not aware of road sadety it's your responsibility to look after them.

golverd, I know bad parents are always looking for someone else to blame but your not going to live long like this.....

Clarkson's 'steal my ID' stunt backfires

Matt

What's going on....

What's wrong with the UK banking system? Here on the mainland you have to publish your bank details on every invoice.

Never had any trouble.

Suggest you try a new government.........

Verizon sues Alltel over homicidal guinea pig

Matt

@Duncan Lundie

Nail on the head mate!

Indignant reader defends Idiot 2.0™

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Paris Hilton

Hmmmm

I agree that Web 2's idea that everyone is a journalist is, well optimistic! I also agree that the original article Lester commented on was an example of where Web 2 leads you.

However, Lester's article itself wasn't really a shining example of good non-Web 2 journalism either. On the other hand he's got it out of his system now and is probably in the pub as we speak.

Drivers on the phone face the slammer

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Paris Hilton

@Janed

A lot of passengers don't know when to shut up and you can put the phone down or not answer if you're at a tricky junction. You can also discipline yourself to stop listening when you need to concentrate whilst driving.

Matt
IT Angle

@Scott

Couldn't agree more. In fact, the worst offenders are those driving screaming kids around. They're so busy trying to stop them fighting they seem to have trouble knowing which lane to be in.

There seems to be very little evidence that driving while talking on a phone is any worse then driving while talking to a passenger in the back seat.

If the person doing the talking has the sense to only be dealing with a short call and giving the driving part priority then there's little risk of an accident.

The problem comes when people try and conduct business while driving or anything else which requires a lot of thought. However this seems to be pretty much the same regardless of whether there's a phone involved, or what kind it is.

On the other hand they should ban any advert that may be seen by a driver. The whole point of an advert is to catch your attention, which isn't good when you're supposed to be driving.

Parliament's security staff lose parliament security data

Matt

Belgium

That's right, we've had no government for six months. Next step is to stop paying the slimy whatsits!

Amazon SimpleDB: a database server for the internet

Matt

Agreed, slow and useless.

I don't think any of the DB vendors from MySQL to Sybase, from DB2 to Oracle will be losing any sleep over this one. They may have lost a few minutes productivity laughing though.

As a previous comment says, it explains a lot about the Amazon ordering process!

Police give up on lost CDs

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@Slaine

Good point, well made :-)

Wikipedia COO was convicted felon

Matt

Funny

I don't want to comment on rehabilitation or anything so complex. However the picture of the Wiki-wallies trying to do accounts is wonderful. Can you see them all editing the books and trying to remove access to the IRS because they don't like their edits?

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