
Re: Facebook is not the social networking platform of the future
yeah so you would think a "genius" like Zuckerburg would think to put one in, its not like it would cost him much of his billions, but he's too fucking stupid.
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I agree.
ultimately 2 facts will lead to the downfall of Facebook and the success of the network I have started building:
1. To be truly social requires the ability not just to communicate with friends but to make them initially, so that you can communicate with them.
2. Facebook allows no way for this to happen.
3. When my network cracks that nut, Facebook and Google will suffer massive attrition as friends are made and ultimately transferred over to my system: because for the first time people have a compelling reason not just to add sociopaths they don't talk to anymore, but also NEW people too that they might actually like to talk to.
4. Making friends has the side effect of making people more happy and more willing to spend.
5. Friendships stagnate, let's face it, people kinda suck don't they. Again, this causes attrition to Facebook, but they have implemented no easy way for the user to make replacement friends. So they just have to be alone. Not very fun.
Kinda simple when you lay it out like that.
i can think of loads of ways to kill myself. its quite easy really. Don't need the internet for inspiration.
I guess it's mostly women looking at suicide sites, because when men attempt suicide, it usually works.
I can't believe it's 2012, we had the founder of the web in the opening ceremony of the "best ever" Olympics, and every puppet in this government is coming out with internet censorship bills from a different fucking direction.
What's the big deal with suicide, I would never do that shit, because even though life is grim for me, we are going into an age of global austerity where my life is actually of the freest and highest quality and we will all get poorer and less free from here on out.
21 trillion dollars have been stolen from us, you think that'll make a few people wanna kill themselves. That number again: $21trillion. Just Google 21 trillion dollars stolen. You think the people who stole it will still let you Google that after they get the internet tracking tech installed in our (up until now free) telcos?
Ha!
I shed light into the darkness, but the darkness did not understand.
1. They used a camera crew that includes a big sweaty guy with big manly hands full of big camera. the laws of physics generally considers this the correct way to make films, so it came out better than if they had used any kind of phone camera.
2. I've never seen a woman that happy an carefree before, so I call foul on that one too.
3. Captain Lumia is a fictional character, so when the 3D version of the advert comes out I've instructed the animators to model his head on a tennis ball, make the fibers longer, and brown, not green. add eyes and a nose, we can rebuild him. make sure the fluff on that tennis ball is scaled up 10x. and we want it brown like original ubuntu. Then we can load him and Miss Lumia make into the Matrix and see what what happens when he tries to eat her out.
unix was built to be a universal pipefitting between networks. It's perfect for todays Ghz-class smartphones and is very secure. Now imagine Microsoft Windows + Wireless + Quadband modem + bluetooth + GPS and imagine yourself slapping your face over and over as you get hacked over and over again.
this is the reality, unless you buy AdVanced shaftinG software, which will only cost you MORE MONEY on top of what you paid for Windows! Jeeeeeesus Christ. It's just like Ballmer said; "It's an incredible value but it's true!"
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I have heard a real life person, tell me, in person, that he recorded his music to cassette tape as the sound quality was superior to CD, in his opinion. When I inquired why, he said; because it's analogue.
With the benefit of hindsight I can see that he was just an idiot. He had also explained to me his philosophy of militant veganism, and had promised me that in the US there are vegans who go around beating people up as a form of moral fascism. I felt very sorry for him for believing that, but his delusion would not remiss, and all I could see on his greasy face was a keen optimism to join the imaginary ranks of built vegans, kicking the shit out of women and children eating hamburgers at the bowling alley. Real men.
Getting out of the nut house felt good, and it took me a while to get my head around his smooth rhetoric, these preachy moral crusader types have an incredible lust for power. They also tend to have a smooth, oily skin, rich in the oils of nature's vegetables.
"gregory my daughter needs another pony, are you quite sure the dairy farmers are dying?"
call me G sir, yes quite sure sir
"well get the money from someone else, who's next on the suckers list? ah.... airport users"
also because of all the spy software micosoft is running and about 10 to 20% of any windows PC resources go on virus scanning even though virus scanning has been widely discredited.
i was writing posts years ago about how it doesnt work and no one believed me, now its mainstream news. get with the curve people.
read about outlook.com yesterday, it never even occurred to me to sign up. it was the LAST thing on my mind.
Today I read of the gold rush to bag the good accounts, and, well why not.
got real.name, got firstinitiallastname, hmm what else can i have. sadly firstname is taken.
i might use these accounts to apply for jobs because:
a. outlook is synonymous with business, before today nobody outside of business ever gave a fuck about outlook.
b. most recruiters are highly refined pure grade scum and i'm tired of giving them my real address because i just get spammed the fuck out and they dont even give me the job
when people finally realise they are slaves they dont like it, so they quit. but there are two telescreen corporations, both run by the global government, so it doesn't matter which you defect to. by far the more powerful and ubiquitous is google who no longer hide that they are watching you on a second by second basis. now they just tell you and it like "click agree or we kick you out of the walled garden" except the walled garden is actually a walled prison, a prison inside a prison.
but don't worry, you have been made to love your servitude.
I once had a meeting with this high-flying TV exec, first thing in the morning at 9am.
so i turned up at his place half an hour prior, and tried to slide my body into his office secretly.
there was a receptionist outside and she was obviously expecting me to sit in the waiting area like some kind of hideously inactive meatbag. she was hot but this wasnt a problem for me as i am too so i tickled her ass a few times and she let me right into his office, i closed the door and sat in his chair waiting.
sometime around 9:00 he came in, quite surprised to see me in there, but i wasnt bothered, i just inhaled deeply, opened my mouth, and told him to FUCK OFF.
and he did.
i wonder what well know facebook user can sponsor it...
hmm well it would have to be someone desperate to get laid, desperate enough to build a voyeuristic social networking site and trick his rich influential university peers into spreading it around.
perverts nowadays can use facebook to stalk gorgeous sexy people, but they owe it all to the original pervert to invent the dream.
shine on
soon it will be illegal to experience happiness, but you won't be in any danger of breaking that law, as any tinge of happiness you may have felt years ago has long since been ground out of your brain in a tedious process of humiliation and compulsory self degradation that includes rituals such as buying iphones and acting cool. but now that you are utterly bankrupt of your human characteristics, you begin to wonder why you exist at all, and, it doesnt look good for you i'm afraid. your future is at best, extremely bleak. i can imagine a wealth of ways in which you will probably suffer, it is more than likely im afraid.
quite happy with my AKGs and the outlay for a quality pair was minimal compared to some of this.
you are not even a real man until you drop your headphones on the floor daily. And the AKGs still work fine, I have damaged my hearing with them quite severely, because you can just keep turning them up and they get more awesome linearly. and they never distort, ever. they also have quite a good amount of padding to shield out the shit awful sound of reality and suffering and the like. even so, i turn them way up so that i cant hear the shit awful sound of my own thoughts.
active military trolling in this sector is shutting down our internets, and you are just going to take it.
haha fucker now you know why they is been flying helicopters over your house daily. does it feel good in your brain to have that knowledge? no.
y u no do anything?