* Posts by dorsetknob

144 publicly visible posts • joined 26 May 2013


NASA wants to sell International Space Station to private enterprise


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Err... forgive me if I'm wrong but isn't the International Space Station you know *International*, does NASA even have the right to sell it?

Excuse me but Yeh

NASA as an commercial capitalist ARM Of the USA ( United States of 'Arth ) Can Sell its Bits of space station Off to the highest Bidder


""" Buyer Beware Warranty is over the Doorstep or over the horizon "" ( about 90 min )

Icon is photo ID of Latest Bidder

Physicists confirm X(4140)


The star trek DS9 had 1 quark and also an anti quark from parallel universe

Icon for when quark meets anti quark

NHS e-prescription service goes TITSUP: Problems since Monday


Total F**k UP

My father's Prescription ( ongoing Repeat Prescription )

HAS to be Old Fashioned ( like him) PAPER

It Cannot Be Done By email / Fax / electronically as it contains Proscribed Drugs ( other laws say prescription MUST BY DELIVERED BY PERSON ).

This suits me as the person. as the one responsible for managing my Fathers medication regime at home

Some of his meds are increased/decreased as his health determins

I Adjust his repeat prescription as needed

Between the MD Practice and his Designated Pharmacy they made so many fuck up blaming each other that in the end i insisted i would collect his Prescription in person so i could review it in situ to ensure what i requested was Supplied

THANKS MR GOV your Electronic system is a gladly appreciated FAIL ( my personal Opinion )

Fail Icon explained above and its a wuckin FRENCH COCK UP SYSTEM

Brexit threatens Cornish pasty's racial purity


Re: Heathens!!

Proper Tin miner's Pasties or Tiddyoggy's are not made any more

They were never Dropped down Mine Shafts. they were carried down and to the Mine face by PIT workers

They were the Main meal of the Miner

The crimp was NEVER EATEN BY Miners as this was what they held the food to eat with unwashed hands. Then Discarded why

Hands that were contaminated with mine waste ( lead tin Arsenic and other nasties Difficult to wash your hands at the mine face )

A Proper Pasty had meat and veg at one end and the other end had home made jam or fruit preserve

So you had the main meal and pudding all in one

Icon for the Perils of Mining They were Brave Lads

Paris Hilton

Re: Swings and Roundabouts.

Yeh your panties might show a cuntry of Origin but your fall foul of the law when you sell them " USED AND WORN " by

lushes Cindy, Randy Mandy, Peek a boo Jane, Hot hana, and all those other name you sell under

Paris because you also probably sell on her barely used undies ( does she even wear any )

Millions menaced as ransomware-smuggling ads pollute top websites


this just is another nail in the head / and SHOVE A Cactus hard up the ASS of the Ad industry

Just install / run

Ad Blocker ( any is better than nothing )


any Script Blocker


Anti virus

the list goes on just block those WUCKIN ADDS

Pass A Law that makes any Site Responsible for any Collateral Damage caused by these add/ infections

Maybe if they end up paying they will clean up their own industry

Californian tycoons stole my sharing economy, says Lily Cole

Paris Hilton

Re: Lead by example

she could easily recover the grant money to repay and make her Site profitable if......

If she was to start selling her used underwear

There are Apparently People queuing to buy her used soiled .................... Oh God where is my credit card

Paris Cause she knows how to make a buck or two

Phorm suspends its shares from trading amid funding scrabble


Re: I won't believe it

The stake has to be inserted via the anus to successfully penetrate the heart or so Van helsing is reputed to have Said

Stakes with Barbs work Best !!!

Back to the Future's DeLorean is coming back to the future


Re: Undeservingly poor reputation

Relatively unknown and hidden fact Del boy loran actualy sold 342 million cars but the flux capaciter had a software fault

on returning from the future it materialised not at the correct time but still 5 seconds in the future

they were bankrupted paying off people to hide this fact

Its True read it on Wilkipedofilia


Re: A couple points ...

""It's true! Our octanes are measured in gallons while your are measured in liters and everyone knows that gallons are bigger.""

Not the US Gallon my boyo that's significantly smaller than the ""IMPERIAL GALLON""

Boozing is unsafe at ‘any level’, thunders chief UK.gov quack


The History Lesson

For Thousands of years Water has been unsafe to Drink all those germs and crap in it

For Thousands of years Beer was Brewed and Drunk (sic) because it was Safer to drink than Water

You Cannot ignore the lessons of history

Beer icon "What other could you have used"

Man faces 37 years for sarcastic post insulting royal dog


I once had a thi curry from our local takeaway

Fit for our king they said

well it had me shitting through the Eye of a Needle next day

Back to eating poor mans chicken tika for me

Larger the drink for your Ruby and if its heinasomthing its also Fit for a King

Assange inquisition closer after Sweden, Ecuador sign pact

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rumour has it

a cretin E Snowdon has volunteered for Spetsnaz training in order to bust his buddy from the confines of the coffee embassy

Hind Gunship incoming

Wikipedia’s biggest scandal: Industrial-scale blackmail


This years begging banner ads have started

they can FUCK OFF they don't deserve any donations

they steal otherpeoples copyrighted material publish it then claim its in the public domain because its been published

Go Ask the monkey for donations

Fail icon because wilki fails

Thai women drugged punters 'with Xanax-spiked nipples' – cops


Pictures please

Reluctney types :) where are the pics its not a proper story without pics

yeh i get my coat

Hi, um, hello, US tech giants. Mind, um, mind adding backdoors to that crypto? – UK govt

Paris Hilton

Re: Cameron reminds me of an ancient Danish King

please transpose the second and third letters so its spelt Correctly

Much appreciated

Paris because we are talking cnuts here

Kaspersky announces 'death' of Coinvault, Bitcryptor ransomware


The Russians have the crypto keys

Its a fiendish Russian Plot to screw the NSA fund raising efforts now the NSA will have to release a new crypto virus to maintain their cashflow

I'll get my coat as the Cold war just got colder

Star Trek to go boldly back onto telly, then beam down in streams

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It will be called>>>>>>>

Star Trek For the Windows 10 Generation

Next Generation was the first reboot, Deep Space Nine the second, Voyager the third, and Enterprise the fourth, making this the fifth. If we wanted to get really nerdy we could include The Animated Series as another reboot and also consider the recent movies another reboot, making the new show a re-re-re-re-re-re-reboot.

Just like a Bad windows 10 install

There is your tech Angle oh and incoming Black Ops Shuttle

US broadband giants face 'deceptive speed' probe in New York

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Re: "How on earth can you give meaningful speed ratings to the non-technical general public anyway"


You Get what you pay for except there is this unwritten rule that your also suppling the NSA /other 3l Acronam's

with their bandwidth to Snoop on you

seriously You Don't think they pay for the Bandwidth they Slurp Jesus if you do your IQ is lower than your Shoe Size

Icon = Incoming wetwork squad in Chinook

Court to Wikimedia: Your NSA spying evidence is inadmissable, so you can't prove NSA spying


Re: Another Jimbo failure

Meanwhile Back in wilkifantsyland the cash begging pop up starts to spew

We need your Support give us $ 10 ( inflation you know ) and we will fight this on your behalf

I'll just get some spare change out of my coat pocket ( like hell i'm doing a runner )

Mystery object re-entering atmosphere may be Apollo booster


Re: Universe says

NASA wont pay the fine going from past experience

Re the Space junk that landed in Australia a few years ago they were Finned and billed for that by the local Australian Authority's

Never paid Eventually it was paid by a private individual not connected to NASA

from wilki

Skylab reentered Earth's atmosphere and disintegrated in 1979, with debris striking portions of Western Australia

and The station did not burn up as fast as NASA expected, however. Due to a 4% calculation error, debris landed southeast of Perth, Western Australia,[3]:371 and was found between Esperance and Rawlinna, from 31° to 34°S and 122° to 126°E, about 130–150 km radius around Balladonia. Residents and an airline pilot saw dozens of colorful fireworks-like flares as large pieces broke up in the atmosphere.[22] The Shire of Esperance facetiously fined NASA A$400 for littering, a fine which remained unpaid for 30 years.[26] The fine was paid in April 2009, when radio show host Scott Barley of Highway Radio raised the funds from his morning show listeners and paid the fine on behalf of NASA.

Boffins: Comet Lovejoy is a cosmic booze cruise spewing alcohol across the Solar System


Re: Ancient Hebrew myths

Apparently in those whiskey swilling parts they call the Alcohol that evaporates during maturing "" the Angels Share ""

the Sky Fairy's are now Confirmed as Piss heads

makes me think of Norman Greenbaum


Oh, OK then: Ireland will probe Max Schrems' Facebook complaints


Re: More ammo for Snowden

He is still safer where he is those wet work teams have a easier job if he is not in Russia

America Still have him on the Secret laundry list for wetwork

Here is my coat for Dry Cleaning no wetwork cleaning needed here

Ireland moves to scrap 1 and 2 cent coins


Re: Finland did this ages ago

Your either too young or too stupid not to remember decimilasion In Britain when Prices WERE ALWAYS ROUNDED UP NEVER DOWN..................... Not a Good move for the Consumer

Your only excuse Might be is that your not British

Damm i know there is a one pence in this pocket somewhere

Man goes to collect stolen-car court docs found in stolen car in stolen car

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Re: Clearly from the shallow end of the gene pool

Clearly from the shallow end of the gene pool

Doh! indeed

Perfect Material for either the Senate of Congress

He has just proved he has the credentials to be a Candidate ( stuip untrustworthy crooked )

He will Feel at home on Capital Hill

Black copters because if you Critise the man that's what he sends

Verizon now owns AOL, so AOL now owns your web browsing habits, other personal info

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New Merican Business lie is Propergated

Users who don't want to have their data slurped by either Verizon or AOL can opt out of the advertising networks by setting preferences in the Verizon privacy choices or AOL AdChoices pages.

Like they will accept that

If Your Choice (Privacy ) is at odds with their Business Plan then they will ignore your Choice

Mantra is and will be We got to Sell WE WILL SELL ( your information) All your Information is Ours By Right WE OWN YOU


Icon is Gunships inbound (Advert Buy the New Gunship it fires Green Ammo )

Beard transplants up 600% for men 'lacking length elsewhere'


Get a Beard Transplant

Ain't that a reference to Lesbians swapping non sexual Male friends for Public show before they come out of the Closet

Yeh mines the mac with a petrol soaked copy of the pink times in the pocket now where is my FAG lighter

WATER SURPRISE: Liquid found on Mars, says NASA


Re: Pure water can exist only between zero and 10 degrees centigrade???

"" The whole schtick is "liquid" water, not frozen. Frozen water can be found anywhere. ""

even on the surface of our twin VENUS "YEH SURE "


SPACE WHISKY: Astro malt pongs of 'rubber and smoked fish'


Re: Scientific newbies

There is no E in whisky as Mdma is a controlled substance and if thats your type of tipple best go for Mescaline mescal

mine's a pint of what ever your buying

Spaniard claims WWII WAR HERO pigeon code crack. Explain please

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Howt to heap shit on your own head

"To date, the intelligence services have been unable to crack this message's code because they were missing the code word, the code book and the encryption method used. After successfully deciphering the method used I have developed a piece of software that I believe is one of the most secure in the world, because I have adapted the British code to the data security required today by new technologies," Sánchez claimed.

roll in the legal vultures

Guy has just admitted to breaching the official secrets act + copyright infringment

black helicopters inbound

Legal eagles accuse Labour of data law breach over party purge


breach of the Sale of Goods act ect

Any of the so called 3000 cheats who paid £3 for the chance of a Vote Get their Money back after being refused the Use of the right to vote

No vote then they are entitled to a refund

Antiques in spaaaaace! Retired space shuttles cannibalised for parts


Nasa contacts BBC Top Gear

Dear Sir

With regards to our funding problem due to Budget shortfalls we are forced to enquire

Is your Reliant Space Shuttle available for hire and yes we will employ Jeremy Clarkson as the Pilot

Apple: Samsung ripped off our phone patent! USPTO: What patent?

Paris Hilton

Re: But... but..

So Sorry to Piss on your post

a 50g tin of Golden Virginia

Prior ART Says A 2oz tin of Golden Virginia (it existed prior to metrication)

Paris because i'm being a furry/shaved hole between her thighs

Susan Sheridan, voice of Hitchhiker's Trillian, dies aged 68

Paris Hilton

Sad Day for the Universe

the wake will be held in the Restaurant at the end of the Universe

Eulogy will be given by Marvin the Paranoid Android ( No I Phones Allowed )

Attendance by Invitation Only

Paris because she was so Trillian

Crowdfunded beg-a-thon to bail out Greece raises 0.003% of target


Re: Technically


what a twat bet he been sniffing his customers sweaty shoe's

WikiLeaks docs show NSA's 10-year economic espionage campaign against France


And this is news ?

why the suprise ?

everyone knows france is awash with Oil

"thet dont say those oily frenchmen"for nothing

SHOCK! Robot cars do CRASH. Because other cars have human drivers


California Driving


""particularly on the chaotic California roads, where drivers seem to think stopping distances are a quaint suggestion""

California Driver stopping Distance = Distance from point of impact to eventual resting point

So what would the economic effect of leaving the EU be?


Re: Economist's predictions

They neglect to state what the economic effect on the rest of Europe would be following a British exit

Maybe our economic performance will still exceed that of Europe

Conveniently they ignore that after we leave they lose our financial Contribution (we pay in way more than we get out)

Who steps up to cover that shortfall

will it be Greece Ireland Spain and the other Net Takers ( The so called Pigs at the Trough)

or will they collapse as well and also leave or be kicked out

Then there is the Accession Countries that want in ( all will probably be negitive financial Contributes)

Turkey is one the Ukraine another

Malfunctioning Russian supply podule EXPLODES above Pacific


There are Homes for Sale in Royston Vasey i am sure the locals will welcome lizzy there

Astroboffins eyeball MONSTER GAS HALO hugging Andromeda Galaxy

Paris Hilton

Re: A Trillian Stars in a galaxy

if memory serves me correctly was not Zaphod Beeblebrox Shagging Trillian

its a paris moment

Australia cracks tech giants' tax dodge code


Re: The TAX Domino Theory

Re: The TAX Domino Theory

What about roamers that buy a local SIM ?


The SIM is not linked to the IME Number

Simple they link this new data base to Passport control

Phone then valid for time of visit (+ Government can track those Aliens by Phone)

overstay your visit

Phone Blocked / Bricked

Slipping into country as an illegal immigrant with phone

Database says no Valid IME phone Blocked / Bricked

Governments love linked Database's it gives them extra snoop capability


Re: The TAX Domino Theory

As Part of the Government legislation Manufacture has to make the IME Number of Legal imported Phones available to Government for it not to Be Bricked

Non Registered IME Numbers Government orders the Telco's to Block / brick as non legal

economic tourism to get Phones outside your borders will stop if they cannot use them at home because the government / teleco's Brick non legally imported phones by IME Number.

If the Phone Manufacture wants to trade in Country X Pay fair tax inc Corporate Tax in country X


Re: The TAX Domino Theory

Governments CAN BRICK GREY IMPORT PHONES if they chose so Electronically

That would Kill the gray Market

As long as they tell there Buying public /citizens why they are bricking grey Phone imports Problem solved

If that Phone Device company wants a share of the Market PAY THE TAX'es REQUIRED


Shields up! Shields up! ASTRONAUTS flying to MARS will arrive BRAIN DAMAGED, boffins claim


Re: Not really equivalent

Hello Brennan how are the pak these days

No doubt you think i'm taking the Phssthpok

NASA spies weird glow from Pluto's FRIGID pole

Paris Hilton

Re: "The US has been the first to flyby every planet of the Solar System"

A Definite case of premature ejaculating comments here


" The spacecraft is still more than 60 million miles away from the dwarf planet"


"The US has been the first to flyby every planet of the Solar System "

You got to go past it before you can claim to have a fly by

Some Fly by

John Grunsfeld Your Wife must be Pissed off if your this prematurely ejaculating comments in the Bedroom as well

Paris because Probably she has seen so much prematurely ejaculating com..............

Facebook policy wonk growls at Europe's mass of data laws


The Pink one

Facebook's Brussels lobbyist Richard Allan took to the pages of the Pink 'Un

Now would that be the Financial Times or the Other Pink Paper

You Know the one that's a cottaging industry newspaper

Yes its a Dirty Mac for ME

Apple Watch HATES tattoos: Inky pink sinks rinky-dink sensor


Re: Perhaps there is already a solution

Scosche got a US Patent on that and would not license it to Apple

so Apple is going to go with

Your Holding it wrong its not a problem

So how should we tax these BASTARD COMPANIES, then?

Big Brother

Re: Fair Tax?

In George Orwell's Animal Farm "" There was "NO TAX ON BACON"

Apple Watch: Exactly how many vids does it take to teach a fanboi to tell the time?


Re: There are probably loads of good reasons for owning one these.

Hows this for a Reason

I Own a Iwatch i'm a masochist MUG ME HARD

Fed-up Colorado man takes 9mm PISTOL to vexing Dell PC


Re Replacment

Dear Michael Dell

Here is a Sales lead for your Sales Team

No Commission Required