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ISS ready to work with Elon Musk's Dragon spaceship

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Re: Time to scrap NASA?

I'm sorry, but what private industry has done more than the briefest sub orbital hops? They are still hell of a way from orbit.

The part of NASA that should be scrapped is that responsible for rotating temperature graphs. They should leave that to UEA and concentrate on the big fireworks, then they wouldn't have to rely on electric car salesmen to get to orbit.

Biometric harvest network can handle just 700k a year

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Close your local Post Office

If the Post Office gets in on the Orwellian nightmare business, I'll be campaigning to have our local one closed again.

Commodore 64 reincarnated as quad-core Ubuntu box

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Nuts to that

Give me a genuine Acorn Electron any day of the week.

'Go veggie to save the planet' UN, EU plans debunked

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Bloody veggie crap

Of course McCartney was only peddling this crap for the good of the planet, and nothing to do with his late wife's business of flogging disgusting meatless pap.

Loch Ness Stig blurred into oblivion

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BBC Office one blurred now too

While the best BBC Office ones is still visible (http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?cbp=12,146.01,,3,-12.08&cbll=51.514925,-0.228768&layer=c&ie=UTF8&ll=51.514926,-0.228765&spn=0,359.99264&t=h&z=17&panoid=cRXQyRB9ywmaZVKuBSddWw|) one step up the road and he's now blurred (http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?cbp=12,172.44,,3,-11.71&cbll=51.51494,-0.228553&layer=c&ie=UTF8&t=h&panoid=8f5C5uzI0xU7z_qSRGms8Q&ll=51.514925,-0.22875&spn=0,359.992822&z=17)

Sky to pack pubs with 3D TVs

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Re: Good

Polarised TVs work by either alternate columns or alternate rows of pixels being polarised 90 degrees apart, so that with glasses each containing a lens polarised 90 degrees apart, each eye see a separate image.

The main issues with it is that you only get half the vertical or horizontal resolution of the set when in 3D mode, and you have to keep your head straight to see the effect. The active shutter method gives the full resolution and works with your head in any orientation, but it does require twice as a high a refresh rate though to prevent the perception of the image flickering.

LG 3D TV line to debut in May

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Bllody expensive when you could retro fit

There isn't any need for such an expensive set, it's possible to retro fit perfectly good existing sets.

All modern LCDs can refresh the screen at 100Hz or more, so there is the scope to feed it a 100fps signal consisting of alternate left and right images for the 3D effect. To drive 3D shutter glasses, all that's needed is for the picture to contain two little left and right squares at the bottom left corner which are displayed on alternative frames, small optical sensors attached to the screen can then pick up which square is illuminated and send the signal switch on and off the appropriate eyes shutter.

This was all done back in the mid 80's on a BBC Micro to enable 3G wireframe graphics and steroscopic images to be viewed, and it worked well. Back then the glasses where wired to photo sensors stuck on the screen, and the effect was rather flickery as the monitor only refreshed at 50Hz. But with wireless glasses and 100Hz refresh, any TV could be a 3D TV for very little cost.

Mystic Met Office abandons long range forecasts

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But they are still 100% right on climate change

Can't forecast next week with any accuracy.

Can't even generalise about the season.

But apparently they are still 100% right on climate change predictions.

Perhaps if they stopped using the shiny new super computer for running models where the data is "fitted" to the "correct" answer, they might be able to improve 5 day forecasts instead.

Microsoft stokes Google 'antitrust concerns' fire

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The worlds leading authority...

Well Microsoft is the worlds leading authority on anti-competitive behaviour, they have convictions all over the world and billions in fines to prove it.

Of course they are just kicking themselves they aren't in google's position.

Curiouser and curiouser: Aussie gov censors the censorship news

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"Censorship"

Come on, lets all go to http://www.minister.dbcde.gov.au/ and get "Censorship" on the wall, and perhaps a few other choice phrases while we are at it.

O2 intros 'light use' mobile broadband deal

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Would save me 5 quid

I've got both a PAYG O2 dongle which I have been using with the 3GB/month £15 quid tariff, but don't need anywhere near 3GB, so 1GB for a tenner would save me a fiver.

The Vodafone non expiry deal is even better, and I managed to get hold of one even after they stopped offering the scheme (were still a few going on ebay), which is great as I've only used £2.14 of credit in 2 months.

Only trouble is I mainly use it on the train in and out of Cambridge, but despite O2 and Vodafone claiming to share 3G masts, where as I get a 3G signal with O2 on all apart from a small part of the route, with Vodafone I cant even get GPRS 10 miles outside Cambridge.

Vodafone Ireland admits pocketing dormant PAYG cash

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No emergency phone then

So the old handset with a free Vodafone SIM that I gave to my fiancée to keep in her car in case of emergencies when she's forgotten her iPhone (or it's flat), wont work unless I remember to dig it out and use it every 3 months?

O2 claims win in UK mobile broadband speed test

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Mast sharing

O2 and Vodafone as supposed to be sharing 3G masts now, but on the train in to Cambridge my O2 dongle can maintain signal almost the entire journey, where as my Vodafone one doesn't even have GPRS for much of the trip outside 10 miles from the city. It's damn annoying as the O2 one is £15 per month, and the Vodafone one is £15 until you've used 3GB.

Microsoft's IE 8 misses Windows 7 updraft

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Flakey website

I'm trying to look at the site, but it keeps falling over. Oh look what it is running on, a Microsoft web server, the only thing dodgier than a Microsoft web browser.

iPad vs e-book readers: price matters

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Still too much

£100 for an e-book reader? Try £25 or I'll stick with a book book.

Berserker Bing bots bring down Perl network

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Google too

As much as I hate Microsoft and hate google slightly less; a gang of 70 simultaneous googlebots did manage to bring my car owners club phpBB forum to it's knees for a few days until we used a .robots to prevent it going down below the index pages.

Acer T230H multi-touch monitor

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RSI and finger marks

Touch screens on hand held devices are one thing, on a fixed 22" monitor it's a ergonomic and smeary nightmare.

Atoms in supercomputing?

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Why Atoms?

If you want lots of low energy processors without much FP, then ARMs would be a lot better choice.

Ballmer readies slate PC for CES

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Same old, same old

Gate's tablet, Ballmer's slate, Microsoft's millstone.

2016 bug hits Windows phones

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Its the real time clock chip

This problem has hit some RISC OS computers which have a Dallas real time clock chip rather than a Philips one. It's down to the clock chip returning the date in binary coded decimal rather than plain binary. it worked up to now as the values 0-9 are the same in both schemes, but 10 is 0x10 in BCD rather than 0x0A, which the clock code has incorrectly read as 16, hence thinking it's 2016.

Microsoft grinches W7 Family Pack in US

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Three for free

Alternatively why not upgrade to an OS where you can get three copies for free.

Gervais pic used in amusingly rubbish failed bank fraud

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The Sun wishes you better luck next time

How kind of the sun to publish a picture of Ricky which is perfect for a passport photo, for anyone wanting to try this in the future.

Freeview HD - your questions answered

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Re: Resolution?

720 is larger improvement over 576 than you think. It's 720p (a full 720 lines every frame) rather than 576i (odd 288 lines one frame, even 288 lines the next). Depending on the set, you'll either see the annoying tearing effect on adjacent lines on any moving object caused by interlacing, or your set will try to de-interlace it, which generally involves making the picture less sharp.

National Security Agency beefed Win 7 defenses

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Backdoor keys

One remembers previous help by the NSA a decade ago, when Microsoft accidentally left the NSAKEY debug symbol in NT4.

Mark Cuban counsels Google-busting bribery

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Luck number 6

If this nonsense ever happened I'd be off to invest in the number 6 companies of those top 25 searches. I'm pretty sure people aren't going to run off to the nasty yahoo portal or poor bling clone of google, before those companies get a huge increase in revenues.

Windows 95 to Windows 7: How Microsoft lost its vision

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@ A. Lewis

"I agree that windows hasn't done anything really world-shaking since W95. That brought a whole new way of computing, with so much you could do even in its comparatively primitive environment."

That might have been work-shaking for sheltered and deprived Microsoft users, but there was no GUI concepts in Win95 that weren't in RISC OS (A British Operating system by Acorn) 6 years before, and done a lot better too.

UK.gov convinces just 2,000 Mancunians to join ID card trial

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Re: I'm surprised.....

Under a Conservative government those 2000 people would be given access to the mental health facilities they clearly require. And there will be no difficulty finding them, given the amount of personal information they have forever sacrificed.

Firefox blocks and backtracks on 'insecure' MS add-ons

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WTF

Why is Microsoft installing any plug-ins for the browser which I have chosen specifically because it is not written by Microsoft?

Home Office backs down on net censorship laws

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You know what is going to happen next...

You know what is going to happen next if small ISPs can't afford to filter, they'll just mandate filtering on the backbone instead.

MSI Wind Top AE1900

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Not on a big screen

The Atom chip set is fine on netbook resolution screens, but couple them up to a TV size display and they really struggle. 1388x768 is just about liveable, but 1920x1080 is painful.

Mozilla catches half of Firefox users running insecure Flash

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Fucking marvelous

I upgraded to FF 3.5.3 on my EEE 701, it complained about the out of date flash 9.something, I ignored that as I tried a 10.x flash previously and it was too slow for the poor little thing. However now it just hangs when it comes across any flash content.

I gave in and tried installing flash by clicking on the missing plug-ins bar, that failed both as user and root, a manual install from the Abobe hasn't worked either. So now I'm without flash and can't access half the sites I need to.

Mozilla aint Microsoft, leave our plug-ins the fuck alone, we are running things the way we are for a reason.

James Martin apologises for cyclist outrage

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Wimp

At least have the courage of your convictions and stand by what you've said.

Posted from Cambridge, the home of two wheeled, free loading, red light running, wrong way down a one way streeting, accident magnets.

Word nemesis: Microsoft deliberately 'destroyed' our business

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Sendo

One more to add to the list is the right royal screwing that Microsoft's to market partner for mobile phones suffered.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2003/01/06/microsofts_masterplan_to_screw_phone/

Ready or not, IPv6 is coming

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Re: Compromise solution?

Yes, an IPv5 simply extending the IPv4 addresses to a manageable 64bits, rather than the ridiculous 128bits and all the extra nonsense of IPv6, would have been far better, and could have been done by now.

Tories fear legal dodge over comms überdatabase

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ISP's and backbone

If the ISP's had any backbone, they'd retain the communications data for the mandated period, but insist on a court order for each individual customers data. No allowing trawling operations and no handing it over on mass for inclusion in a government unber-database.

But what hope do we have of that when the major ISPs are eager to base their business on handing over every single packet of data which passes through their network to former spyware vendors and crooks.

French pass 'three strikes' file-sharing law

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@Edmond Orignac

Less of the double spacing, it's a pig to read.

Atlantis finally go for Hubble mission

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A fitting tribute to the shuttle and Hubble

The shuttle might have proved an expensive and not entirely reliable way in to space, but this is the sort of job it excels at, and this mission is a fitting tribute to the closing stages of both it and the telescope's life. Without the shuttles ability to service it, Hubble would have been a huge flop rather than providing some of mankind's best views of the universe. Well done to NASA for allowing this last servicing mission to go ahead, and best of luck to the crew in their task.

Ministers spending billions on unlawful databases

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No stringing up

I don't really want to see comments about stringing up politicians, we are a democracy after all. What we do have is the mental health act (1983) enabling self deluded individuals who are a danger to the public, to be indefinitely sectioned and removed to a secure institution, where they can receive the treatment they need (a long course of electro convulsive therapy in my opinion). After many years they may eventually be released back in to society, when they are in a position to value it's rights and freedoms.

Intel responds to Psion countersuit

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@Chika

Particularly when that same Merkan fruit company was in a join venture with the Cambridge nut company (called after that bit between your shoulder and wrist) to make RISC processors for things which were remarkably similar to todays Netbooks (named after the scientist who had a fruit drop on his head).

UK.gov thinks internet should be run like BSkyB

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Bleating bloody ISPs

It's the bleating bloody ISPs behind this, wanting to charge us extra for access to BBC iPlayer and similar services, instead of delivering the unrestricted bandwidth to our computers which they promised when they sucked us in.

We need to fight this nonsense.

Apple preps netbook 10-inch touch screen thingy

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Gigantic iPod Touch - yes

I think a gigantic iPod Touch would be a great idea. No need to go down the underpowered x86 route with short battery life, when you could use the latest ARM Cortex chip which would make the Touch's interface fly, even when scaled up to to a 10" display. The only thing I wouldn't like, no doubt, would be the price.

Dell launches well 'ard laptop

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Useless fingerprints

I notice it has a finger print scanner, when it's aimed at the sort of out door working tyre that either has very worn prints or very dirty hands.

Brit nuke subs exposed on Google Earth

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Fly over GCHQ

GCHQ is on the approach path for runway 27 at Gloucester Airport, and we fly over it on almost every trip and when doing circuits, it's an excellent landmark for getting lined up on the runway in low visibility and especially at night. So there is absolutely no difficulty getting overhead shots like on google earth, just ask for a pleasure flight at Staverton Flying School!

Behind IE 8's big incompatibility list

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Call it Mosaic

If the damn thing is going to render to standards, the User Agent should be changed back to Mosaic, as it was called before Microsoft got their filthy hands on it.

DARPA seeks self-aware AI robot mega-tanks

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Introspection eh?

Systems capable of "meta-reasoning" and "introspection". Let's see how that would play:-

Robot36: Hey, I got a four ship. Looks like we got orange panels on them though. Do we have any friendlies up in this area?

Robot Control: I understand that was north 800 metres.

Robot Control: Robot, understand that was north 800 metres?

Robot35: Confirm, north 800 metres.Confirm there are no friendlies this far north on the ground.

Robot Control: That is an affirm. You are well clear of friendlies.

Robot35: Copy. I see multiple revetted vehicles. Some look like flatbed trucks and others are green vehicles. Can't quite make out the type. Look like may be Zil157s (Russian made trucks used by Iraqi army).

.....

Robot 36: OK. Right underneath you. Right now, there's a canal that runs north/south. There's a small village, and there are vehicles that are spaced evenly there.

Robot 36: They look like they have orange panels on though.

Robot35: He told me, he told me there's nobody north of here, no friendlies.

.....

Robot36: They've got something orange on top of them

Robot35: Robot for Manila 3, is Manila 34 in this area?

Robot Control: Say again?

Robot35: Robot Control, is Manila 34 in this area?

Robot Control: Negative. Understand they are well clear of that now.

Robot35: OK, copy. Like I said, multiple revetted vehicles. They look like flatbed trucks. Are those your targets?

Robot Control: That's affirm

Robot35: OK

.....

Robot36: I want to get that first one before he gets into town then.

Robot35: Get him - get him.

.....

[Sound of gunfire]...

Robot34: Roger, Robot. Be advised that in the 3122 and 3222 group box you have friendly armour in the area. Yellow, small armoured tanks. Just be advised.

Robot35: Ahh shit.

Robot35: Got a - got a smoke.

Robot34: Hey, Robot35, abort your mission. You got a, looks we might have a blue on blue situation.

Robot35: Fuck. God, bless it.

.....

Robot Control: We are getting an initial brief that there was one killed and one wounded, over.

Robot 35: Copy. RTB (return to base)

I'm going to be sick.

.....

Robot35: Did you hear?

Robot36: Yeah, this sucks.

Robot35: We're in jail dude

Kiwis go all black over copyright enforcement laws

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Real Protest

Fucking twitter? What sort of a protest is that? Get out there on the streets and march, block roads, cause chaos, bring the nation to a halt, before all your rights are taken away. Look at France, do you see them changing their twitter profiles, the fuck you do, viva la revolution.

Apple sued over iPhone smooth scrolling

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A sad day for Picsel.

I knew some good engineers at Picsel, who were far more interested in making a better product than having the firm play the patent troll game. I suspect they might be dusting off their CVs about now.

Mobile operators combine to flog customer data

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No!

Right that's the last time I use the web directly from a mobile, vpn back to my home server and fuck the lot of em.

Ofcom snatches spectrum

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Keep your filthy hands off 900MHz.

And how is this going to help me? I changed from an 1800MHz to a 900MHz network out here in rural nowhere land as it was only one which penetrated the building. Now Ofcom are spitting off bits and messing everything around just to raise cash and justify their own existence. It needs bloody stopping.

Intel to put internet in your pants

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UMPC==FAIL

The OQO 2+ still makes a sound like an angry power drill, and gets too hot to hold after a few minutes, and the PDA form factor is a terrible way to try to use a full desktop OS. Even the old 7" EEE PC is a vast improvement, quiet, not too hot to hold but also stands up on its own, a usable keyboard, the same resolution screen but not so small it makes your eyes bleed, and importantly a full THIRTEEN HUNDRED QUID LESS.