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'Fart detector' wins Chinese Physics prize

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Blaming the dog...

An alternative to the dog is blaming your children, well maybe just the 6 month old now, as the 2½ year old will happily betray you, laughing hysterically "but that was you daddy". If you are without your own children, you can try someone else's; "aww, has he/she got a poorly tummy".

Trump carded again: Hotel security aced

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Curry not Gates

The Trump would be better off asking Acorn's Chris Curry, as he had to explain Bill Gates how networking worked.

Hi! Up here! I'm your Amazon drone. Do you mind if I land now?

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Re: Propellors.

Anyone who has ever been within half a mile of the Kamov Ka-50 helicoptor knows that contra rotating blades, don't cancel noise, they multiply it!

Microsoft announces Windows 10 Anniversary Update coming this summer

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Cognitive Failure

Unfortunately for sight impaired users each version of Windows gets less friendly to assistive software. Back on NT/Win2K/XP screen readers could hook in to every application at a low level, and find out what it was writing to the screen, allowing a full picture of text and graphics to be built up, and to improve navigation for keyboard only users. Unfortunately each step in improving security in the later OS's, has had the effective of preventing the screen reader gathering the information, and aiding in navigation. There are assitive APIs in the OS, but they fall far short of what is required to give the best experience.

With a good screen reader an experienced user can drive applications as complex as Office and Visual Studio with no difficulties - with the monitor switched off! If it wasn't for the clicking of the braille display and slight sound from the speech synthsiser through the headphones, you wouldn't know the person on the other side of the partition was visually impaired.

Actually you would, from the sheer speed which they can pull up information, being unhindered by the visual ambiguity of most applications, particular the new flat colourless Windows 10 apps, and employing far better honed memory skills to be able to go straight to the right place without having to look for it!

Amazon to bad cable slingers: USB-C yourself out

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Re: And in the UK?

An when a trader is found to be selling a dodgy cable what are Amazon going to do? The same as when I pulled them up for selling equipment with potentially lethal poor quality fuseless UK style plugs - FUCK ALL.

They tried to totally avoid responsibility by saying they are just a market place - wrong - it is Amazon who take my money and the product comes from their warehouse, that makes them the seller, and the other company their supplier.

They said they would stop selling the item, but I checked and they had not, the pictures of all the fake plugs were just changed to real ones. They admitted to me that the were still selling existing stock, despite being notified how dangerous they were, after that they stopped replying to me.

I then passed it on to Trading Standards, who were not interested whatsoever. So much for consumer safety.

Pothole campaigner sprays Surrey street with phallic paintings

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Re: Councils

JC_ wrote:

You may feel that cyclists are holding you up, but they aren't, other drivers going nowhere fast in their cars are.

No, somewhere ahead of that queue of cars will be a bus or a lorry doing under 10mph because they can't overtake a cyclist on a narrow road.

Samsung Galaxy S7: Big brand Android flagship champ

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Re: Embrace the change!

BlackBolt wrote:

Leaving your devices plugged in ALL night is really bad for the, so maybe if you looked after the battery a bit better, you wouldn't have such a strict view requiring a replaceable battery.

Remind me to set an alarm at 3 fucking am just to unplug the phone.

Google tries to run from flailing robotics arm

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Re: What an amazing, almost spooky video..

Re: Aqua Marina - Are you sure? All of those robots were in space, back in the 1970s we'd just landed on the moon, we had supersonic passenger aircraft, and were developing space planes, we could believe in the future of both space travel and robots. Now in the 2010s we are pretty much resigned wobbly earth based robots.

Woz: World-changers to Apple Watches, why pay for an overpriced band?

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Re: Who actually wears a watch anymore, and why?

My wife has just bough me a smart watch - a no name Chinese one with colour touch screen for £9. The built in apps are pretty useless, and most of the notifications are annoying, but ironically it is good as just a watch, as it has a large bright display which means I can tell the time without glasses.

Airbus' Mars plane precursor survives pressure test

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Commentary

Anyone able to hear the commentary on the video, over the music?

Woz waxwork weady to woll

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Re: All hail The Mighty Woz!

Hopefully the exhibit will be clearly labelled; the guy who created first Apple computers, the guy who sued other people for using rounded corners, and the guy behind the biggest waste humankind's time,.

FBI says NY judge went too far in ruling the FBI went too far in forcing Apple to unlock iPhone

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streaky wrote:

The problem is it probably requires Apple to abuse their signing keys

Well if Apple doesn't want to abuse them, the FBI can always seize them, and do the abuse itself.

Raspberry Pi 3: Four days old and already flying

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Re: "We make these Pis"

I told my wife about it on Monday, one turned up on the doorstep on Wednesday!

She's bought me one of each variant of model B so far. The Pi3 is going to replace the Pi2 as my ssh gateway machine, and the others are going to shuffle down the chain of media players connected to TVs, leaving my original 256MB B available for electronic projects as it was originally intended - if I ever get the chance!

Computers abort SpaceX Falcon 9 launch

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Re: *Doesn't apply to fireworks

But on rockets with mixture of liquid fuelled engines and solid boosters, they start the liquid fuelled engines first, and make sure they are working, before lighting the unstoppable solids. So the Shuttle, or anything else with solid boosters, can abort in exactly the same way as this did.

Reinvented ransomware shifts from pwning PC to wrecking websites

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Re: "Victims...

Just make sure that one of the two free files is a tarball backup of the entire site.

My devil-possessed smartphone tried to emasculate me

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Re: As for the RAZR..

My first ever phone was a Motorola, and it was the last ever Motorola too, due to the abysmal UI.

Gosh, what a huge shock: Ofcom shies away from BT Openreach split, calls for reform

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Opportunity Missed

This would have been the ideal opportunity on bringing BT to book over their broken promises to run Openreach as an arms length organisation and finally spin it off as a truly separate business. Instead they've been given the green light to carry on the same as usual.

Particularly galling is not a thing was said about BT forcing everyone to fund their acquisition of EE via the hikes in the wholesale broadband prices (The Reg), regardless of who your ISP is (except for a tiny few that don't use the last mile).

Microsoft acquires Xamarin: An obvious move not without risks

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@ HmmmYes

Despite all my pre-conceptions I too ended up liking C# when I started using it. It's saving grace was that there was a commercial company supporting it on non Microsoft platforms, but not that's gone now. We can look forward to a $400m to $500m write down in a years time, mono rotting, and Core.NET changing in incompatible ways on every second day of the week.

Can Qualcomm broker a peace deal between LTE and Wi-Fi in unlicensed spectrum?

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Ofcom

Lets get in early and start lobbying Ofcom to prevent this happening in the UK.

Plane food sees pilot grounded by explosive undercarriage

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Is there anyone on board that can fly a plane?

Just once, please, just once!

Ukraine has a Eurovision pop at Russia

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Terry's gone now...

...just let it die with him.

Eurovision Song Contest uncorks 1975 vote shocker: No 'Nul point'!

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It's dead, it's an ex-contest

Look dear old Wogan has popped his clogs, just let Eurovision die with him, as even he got fed up with it in the end.

PC sales aren't doing so great – but good God, you're buying mountains of Nvidia graphics cards

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Your no-faster but cooler CPU, does give you the opportunity to fit an even hotter running GPU in the case.

Pilot posts detailed MS Flight Sim video of how to land Boeing 737

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Yes I can fly a plane

I think anyone with a PPL and a bit of help from ATC could bring a modern passenger jet down safely.

Where as a non flyer would be overcome by the complexity of the cockpit, and frightened of crashing when taking the control manually, a pilot can find the few key controls that count, and know the fundamental rules of flight aren't any different. What you do have to take in to account is the slower reaction of a larger aircraft, and the higher landing speeds involved.

Trouble is every time I board every commercial plane now, I'm hoping that they'll make request for anyone who can fly a plane, and I can say yes.

FBI iPhone unlock order reaction: Trump, Rubio say no to Apple. EFF and Twitter say yes

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@circuitguy

What have we said before about arranging words in an order that makes sense?

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If Apple can only be compelled to hand something over, then the court could ask for the private key used to sign the firmware (or the hardware containing it which performs the service).

Toshiba rolls out PC-busting monster: 1 terabyte TLC flash SSD

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Re: DVD still outsells Blu-Ray

The remake of Robocop is on UK TV at the weekend, I might watch it, but I really wanted to see the original again first. Went to Amazon, it's not on prime so would have to pay £7.99 to stream it, but they sell the DVD for £3.49. Ordered 10pm last night, here 8am this morning - chalk a win up to DVDs there!

All-American Apple challenges US gov call for iOS 'backdoor'

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Re: AC There is a secondary problem here..

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However, the mechanism proposed involves creating *signed* firmware which is signed using the *private key* which is held in Cupertino.

So the Chinese won't be able to exploit this mechanism unless they can steal the key - which is likely to be very, very, very well guarded indeed.

Let's give Apple the choice of producing a one of piece of custom firmware with a couple of if statements comment out, which they can use and destroy afterwards, or the court can subpoena the privite code signing key.

Good thing this dev quit. I'd have fired him. Out of a cannon. Into the sun

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Re: #define spel spell

Quite often this is down to a foreigner thinking they know English better than you do - and I'll be first to admit that English taught to foreign students is vastly better than what us natives had in 1970s schools, but in case this it wasn't.

We were porting Swiss Interbank Gateways code from one platform to another, the coding rules at their end specified English for all comments (understandable given the mix of German, French and Italian speakers in Switzerland), but I kept getting annoyed by a comment repeated thousands of times at every error handler

// DESASTER
I changed all occurrences to DISASTER and even put in the change control logs that this was the correct English spelling, but blow me if they didn't change it all straight back again.

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Re: Let me guess, that last one was an academic?

AC wrote:

I often re-wrote the helper classes & methods we were given to use, purely because they were so badly written it frustrated me to even try and use them....

I would tell the lectureres I re-wrote them, why I did it and then ensure they had my updated code for future years...

I can imagine how well the egotistical bastards took that - did you managed to graduate?

I was lucky enough to get one one of the first Computer Science courses in the country using C++. The language was only a couple of years old, and the only compiler was CFront. There was no teaching books on it at the time, so the lecturer writing one based on the course. At the end of the year he gave us the draft printout of the book, and promised a pint for each mistake anyone spotted. I had a list of 10 by the next day, did I get as much as a single pint? The hell I did, and strangely enough things started getting a lot more difficult after that.

Stray electronic-magnetic leaks used to harvest PC crypto keys

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Re: White noise jamming

The most effective jamming is by having a multi-core CPU and to make sure the other cores are all active doing something else while the decryption is taking place.

Sick and tired of modern Windows? Upgrade to Windows 3.1 today – in your web browser

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There was also RISC OS 2.0 in 1989 which never mind Win3.11, it beat Windows 95 in to a cocked hat.

Intel's Wind River preps server to deliver VMs into home routers

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ARMed

No need for an Intel space heater in a modem/router, an ARM based SOC with a decent GPU can take care of all those tasks, and run as cool as a cucumber.

NASA charges up 18-prop electric X-plane

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Re: That reminds me of something

It reminds me of the old pilot joke about how many engines a plane should have. The captain says well if there is an engine failure, I want the co-pilot to tell me that it was engine number 9, and then I'll ask is it number 9 on the left or right wing?

Still not keen on flying anything batter powered though.

Health Secretary promises NHS £4.2bn to go 'digital'

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Re: NHS money wasted on wifi for customers

It's certainly not wasted providing WiFi. My wife and son spent have spent several weeks seriously ill in hospital in the last year, I was able to be there for them throughout visiting hours everyday thanks to free fast WiFi, which allowed me to WFH(ospital), and thus paying the taxes which keeps the NHS going.

T-Mobile US's BingeOn does break net neutrality, says law prof

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@leexgx

Only two things missing from your post; capital letters, and arranging words in an order that makes sense.

Did you know ... Stephen Fry has founded a tech startup?

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More words

"The stupid person's idea of a clever person". I can't remember who said that about him, but it's never been truer.

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Re: Who is Steven Fry?

He was the one time comedy partner of Hugh Laurie, best known here for their roles in Jeeves and Wooster, but over there Laurie was in something called House MD for a number years.

Lights out for Space Vehicle Number 23: UK smacked when US sat threw GPS out of whack

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Re: 'precision docking of oil tankers, as well as navigation'

It's not the time difference itself that's a problem navigation, it's the positions calculated from it. Which for 13us can be several km.

Microsoft buys SwiftKey, Britain's 'stealthiest software startup'

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Re: Yet another paid for app I will now have to uninstall

Thank god I went with Swype.

Perforce boss: ‘I’m just the cook’, flips firm to private equity

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Staying free?

As we use Perforce successfully at work, I installed a server on my Raspberry Pi at home for use clients on various Linux and Windows systems. Both client and server are free up to 20 users/workspaces, I hope they don't change that, or I'll be moving to something else.

Dutch cops train anti-drone eagle squadron

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Re: Instant amputation of Eagle's feet?

Bloody tough things eagles, forget about being injured by drones, they don't flinch at taking on light aircraft!

Alan the co-owner of my old flying school (now sadly departed) was flying his Cessna 177 over the Northern Spanish mountains, when a massive wild eagle swooped down and attacked the wing of the aircraft, then flew on unharmed.

We'd might have been tempted to put it down to tall tails around the club's bar, but we saw the aircraft before it was repaired, and there was a dent and a series of 6 inch long scratches which looked very much like talon marks.

So an excellent idea for getting rid of drones, but lets just hope they aren't a bigger threat to the aircraft!

Why a detachable cabin probably won’t save your life in a plane crash

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Arrrh its a Stuka!

Not only would this not work in anything other than a tiny number of accident scenarios, no marks what-so-ever for using the Stuka diving bomber sound effect at the end - modern jet planes don't make that noise, or other prop aircraft for that matter.

Give me POWER! Under resourced, overloaded - a moving story

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Have a black start server controlling PDUs, so it can power up the other equipment in a definable order, and keep an eye on the UPS load.

OpenSSL patch quashes rare HTTPS nasty, shores up crypto chops

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Adobe spots bug

Antonio's work on this is very much appreciated, but can we assume from this that Adobe have fixed all their own bugs, and now have time to scrutinise open source projects?

Major Hollywood studio eyes Paint Drying sequel

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Isn't...

...April 1st still just over 2 months away?

You've seen things people wouldn't believe – so tell us your programming horrors

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Repeat Until Perfect

I've spent over 25 years regularly coming back to my software, and doing bits of it again properly this time. The day I'm entirely happy with something I've written, is the day I admit I'm tool old and will retire from coding.

Brit censors endure 10-hour Paint Drying movie epic

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Re: Sequel

For the sequel they should supply it on digital media set up to loop indefinitely. It would be interesting to see how long the BBFC would sit watching it after the declared running time was up. They wouldn't be able to charge extra though, as they could never finish the job.

Come on kids, let's go play in the abandoned nuclear power station

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Re: ... use up the waste plutonium ...

Plutonium is a very useful power source for space probes visiting the outer solar system, and NASA has run out. So it is useful to keep around for the future.

Brit boffins brew nanotech self-cleaning glass

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Re: Question

Something in direct sunlight can easily reach 74°C, that doesn't mean the ambient air temperature is anything near that.