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As sales slide, virtual reality fans look to a bright, untethered future

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Nauseating

We picked up a Gear VR (last but one model) for £40 on ebay, which is about right seeing here is very little content, particularly free stuff. My 3 and 5 year old love the dinosaur rollercoaster, which I find nauseating (despite being a pilot). I've just noticed on the box its says for 11 years and older, so I'm probably ruining them for life.

HP's Neon Dion says if anything goes wrong, it's totally Intel's fault: CPU shortage may hit PC maker's financials

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Printers

Who got printers when HP split? HP Inc or HPE, or looking at the numbers, both?

Amazon's homegrown 2.3GHz 64-bit Graviton processor was very nearly an AMD Arm CPU

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Re: Interesting comparison...

They are talking about single core performance.

Microsoft reveals terrible trio of bugs that knocked out Azure, Office 362.5 multi-factor auth logins for 14 hours

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I just think it emphasises the unreliability.

NASA's Mars probe InSight really has Mars in sight: It beams back first pic after touchdown

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Re: Power?

@jmch you are about 1000x out on W/sqm on earth!

Comparison sites cry foul over Google Shopping service

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No better than spammers

Let's not forget these comparison sites were no better than spammers, polluting search results with pages of links to utterly useless pages. They needed de-ranking for everyone's sanity, and the EU should not be forcing any search engine to let them back in the top results.

If at first or second you don't succeed, you may be Microsoft: Hold off installing re-released Windows Oct Update

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Re: Schadenfreude

I believe its a reference to the Titanic, a ship which was claimed to be the most advanced ever developed, and completely unsinkable, but turned out to be a disaster. Intel's disastrous Itanium processor was dubbed the Itanic and Microsoft's disastrous OS is dubbed the Win-10-nic.

5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. 1... Runty-birds are go: 12,000+ internet-beaming mini-satellites OK'd by USA

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Re: Cameras

Don't worry your little tin foil covered head about mini comms satellites with cameras, remember there are still a few Hubble sized KH-11 telescopes looking down on you.

NAND so it begins: Micron mounts head-on attack against 10K disks

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Re: Where can I get a WLC drive to try?

And the 3rd mistake on that line is DLC instead of SLC.

Corrections sent.

Hackers seed StatCounter with nasty JavaScript in elaborate Bitcoin cyber-heist caper

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Re: JavaScript far to powerful

s/far to/far too/g

s/of sites/off site/

Even that comment had 4 mistakes - what hope for Javascript coders.

Official: IBM to gobble Red Hat for $34bn – yes, the enterprise Linux biz

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Re: Fuck !

I was going to go with a James May "Oh cock!".

The best way to screw the competition? Do what they can't, in a fraction of the time

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Re: "Ethernet is so much better"

10Mbs ARCnet is still to be found in Formula One ECUs.

There's no 'I' in 'IMFT' – because Micron intends to buy Intel out of 3D XPoint joint venture

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Re: Octane flopped because

Octane flopped because Intel relentlessly hyped XPoint as being thousands of times better than flash in every metric, but by the time it arrived on the market it turned out to have a bit better latency, and otherwise a massive disappointment. I'm not surprised Micron want to get as far away from that 'I' as possible, and build a market for their version of XPoint based on its actual merit.

The mysterious life of Luc Esape, bug fixer extraordinaire. His big secret? He's not human

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Fixing a build is not fixing a bug

Just on the basis of what I've been working on today, every failed build could be fixed in an obvious way, but quite often just getting a clean build doesn't remove an underlying bug caused by a very human development process. I'm not sure a bot submitting fixes would get me to code working in a way I intended, any faster.

HP dangles subscription hardware at power users

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I love the smell of <s>napalm</s> leather in the morning

HP's reputation of terrible laptop cooling, power hungry Intel core processor, large Lithium battery, no fan, and covered with leather. What could go wrong?

Arm doodles server, comms CPUs in public before they leak out in open-source code...

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Turning Japanese

I know you are just trying to wind people up by calling ARM Japanese, but its working.

Intel's commitment to making its stuff secure is called into question

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ME lying?

The blatant lie isn't that Intel is not responding to security vulnerabilities of various levels of severity, it's more that they are leaving probably most severe vulnerability in the chips i.e. the Management Engine.

Can't read my, can't read my... broker face: Premium Credit back online a week after cyber attack

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Re: Not treated as a default ?? Yea right.

Even before this they were incompetent and unpleasant. Twice I was unfortunate enough to take out house insurance and found they were handling the payment by monthly installments. Each time they sent me letters saying I was in default, threatened to cancel the insurance and recover the fees using bailiffs - and this was before the first direct debit payment was due to be taken. In each case it was sorted out quickly on the phone - well quickly if you don't include the hold time - by very helpful call centre people. But the automated nastygrams were completely unnecessary, and left a very bad feeling about the company.

Brits pay £490m extra for mobes they already own – Citizens Advice

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O2 dont

In case you didn't spot the missing operator from the list, O2 don't do this, and automatically transfer you to a cheaper SIM only contract if you don't upgrade your phone - or at least thats what happened 2 years ago when my contract ended.

2-bit punks' weak 40-bit crypto didn't help Tesla keyless fobs one bit

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Re: 1% problems

Plenty down here in Woking, unsurprisingly.

A flash of inspiration sees techie get dirty to fix hospital's woes

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Boffin

Less scrubbing, more thinking.

A polarised filter in the camera lens may have reduced the reflections, and saved an awful lot of scrubbing.

Boffins are building an open-source secure enclave on RISC-V

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Re: Please no

You are thinking of the Intel Management Engine, where as this is something like ARM's trust zone. The IME is a separate processor that can monitor everything the main processor does and control attached peripherals. Where as an enclave is a part of the main processor that enables a security application to run with registers and memory which can't be accessed by tasks running in the general environment, to prevent eavesdropping and side channel attacks. If anything the secure enclave should not have any elevated permissions over anything outside its enclave.

GlobalFoundries scuttles 7nm chip plans claiming no demand

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Re: Not a complete surprise

If tweaking 12nm includes a redesign for spectre vulnerabilities, allowing the ditching of all the performance killing mitigation code, that will probably give far more of a boost than going to 7nm with an existing design.

Xeon-bashing Tachyum claims its Prodigy CPU will run AI jobs as well as traditional apps

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Is it...

...April already?

Home Office opens AWS cash firehose a little wider with police IT deal

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Buckets of trouble

We look forward to every Poilice record appearing on an unsecured S3 bucket any day now.

Grad sends warning to manager: Be nice to our kit and it'll be nice to you

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Re: Faulty user

My wife printed off her masters thesis 5 minutes before the last possible minute to drive it down to the uni on submission deadline day. It was not until it was being assessed that she found out that half way through it terminated with a postscript error - she didn't think to check! Somehow she managed to get the masters despite the thesis not containing a conclusion, but after reading the full copy her tutor told her told she would have got a distinction.

Arm reckons its 'any device, any data, any cloud' IoT tech has legs

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ARM not Arm

As above.

Mamma Mia! UK film fans forced to Q as Vue's website craps itself

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Re: Queuing system WTF?

The website was still queuing at 7pm last night. The cinema is a only 10 minute walk away, but it was a last minute decision to go, and we wanted to make sure there were a couple of good seats, ended up taking longer on line than the walk!

Brit web host biz UKFast gears up to IPO on London Stock Exchange

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Junk

I suspect they will successfully float with investors who don't bother to do any research in to the company, but if they keep up their terrible record of reliability, it will soon be rated as junk.

How to (slowly) steal secrets over the network from chip security holes: NetSpectre summoned

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Re: Yup

It makes lots of sense. Attacks against large corporations can go on for months without detection, which is plenty of time to exfiltrate data at even a few bits per hour.

Psst, says Qualcomm... Kid, you wanna see what a 5G antenna looks like?

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Re: How big?

It's a US cent coin, about the size of an old 1/2p..

Toshiba and WD indulge in mutual 96-layer flashing: Two partners, two products

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Write life?

What is the write life on the QLC drives compared to TLC?

Python creator Guido van Rossum sys.exit()s as language overlord

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Re: 'programming styles from different languages are (to a varying extent) supported'

Multi-threading is pretty useless in Python unless you are launching system commands, any real parallelism has to be done using multi-processing (multiple processes), and is far more difficult to get right. It's more akin to writing code for MPP systems in that all data has to be transferred between sub processes using slow mechanisms.

On Linux fork allows the sub processes get any existing data already calculated in the main program (although it can't modify anything not explicitly shared), but on Windows each sub process starts as a clean sheet and all data it needs must be sent to it. Unless you are doing a lot of processing with a small amount of data, there's a big risk that multiprocessing ends up slower than just using a single process.

In non-startling news, EFF says STARTTLS email crypto is mostly done wrong

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PlusNet 10 years of FAIL

PlusNet are still refusing to implement STARTTLS a decade after every decent ISP adopted it.

Developer’s code worked, but not in the right century

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Re: No standard for epochs - @katrinab

Doctor Syntax wrote:

From then link: "On January 19, 2038 03:14:08 GMT all computers that still use 32 bit Unix Time will overflow."

Well it overflows a signed 32 bit number, which will affect a lot of incorrectly written software, but it will be another 68 years before it overflows an unsigned 32 bit number, and really is at the end of the road.

ICANN pays to push Whois case to European Court of Justice

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FIFA

ICANN are stating to make FIFA look good.

NASA makes the James Webb Telescope a looker with a heart of gold

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Having seen how much gold foil is used to thermally protect the back of an F1 car, I'm sure no expense is being spared on the telescope.

Arm emits Cortex-A76 – its first 64-bit-only CPU core (in kernel mode)

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Re: 32 v 64-bit

A32 will probably carry on as a microcoded emulation on top of core solely optimed for A64 instructions.

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Re: A bit sad

The original 26 bit mode ARM ISA with combined PSR & PC, conditionals, and multiple register stacking was a thing of beauty, it actually made you want to write in assembler. The evolution and expansion of A32 has degraded the ease of handwritten use, and I'm afraid A64 is very much leave it to the compiler territory. Sad indeed.

Hold on. Here's an idea. Let's force AI bots to identify themselves as automatons, says Cali

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Re: As if it's hard to tell it's a bot.

My not quite eight year old granddaughter can't be fooled by any computer program known to man

My 4 year old son won't watch the old stop motion animated series of Fireman Sam, he only wants the 'real' CGI ones.

NASA’s new exoplanet-spotter survives sling past the Moon

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How far?

To get into that orbit, TESS needs a gravity-assist from the Moon, which is why it passed within 8.000km of the lunar surface last week.

Is that 8km accurate to the nearest metre, or has someone got their thousands separator wrong?

Linux Beep bug joke backfires as branded fix falls short

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Re: Almost nobody even has beep installed.

Who wants to bet there will be a large spike in downloads of beep now, as people check to see if they have a beep speaker.

Intel flogs off Wind River after it failed to deliver mobile supremacy

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Re: Can't say I'm surprised

It's nothing compared to the gaff of selling off their ARM interests to Marvell.

For some reason, you lot love 'em. So here are the many ThinkPads of 2018

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Re: Keyboard?

Plus there is the stupid half height up and down cursor keys - two of the most used keys crippled just so the lower edge of the keyboard remains straight - I don't care about that, extend the cursor key area down so the damn things are usable.

Which? leads decrepit email service behind barn, single shot rings out over valley

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What other Which

What other consumer magazine can I go to, to complain about Which taking additional subscriptions after cancelling?

We only signed up to get money off something else. I was very unimpressed with the magazine, a combination of blinding obvious consumer advice, almost completely content free reviews, and dumbed down ratings tables that didn't in anyway justify the overall scores given.

Take the dashboard too literally and your brains might end up all over it

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Re: Why do Mazda fake the data?

We asked Mazda about the obvious fake oil pressure gauge on the RX-8, and their answer was they do this because a significant number of numskulls would complain the car was broken if the needle ever moved from the centre.

The coolant temperature gauge isn't completely fake, it will show the engine warming up, but it's set up so it only starts rising above normal when the engine is practically melting and damage is being done.

Galileo, Galileo, Galileo, off you go: Snout of UK space forcibly removed from EU satellite trough

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Re: From the department of bleeding obvious

It's bleeding obvious we should get a full refund of all the cash we've wasted on this EU vanity project.

That long-awaited Mark Zuckerberg response: Everything's fine! Mostly fixed! Facebook's great! All good in the hoodie!

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Facebook data use rules

1. Don't get caught

2. There is no 2.

China to offer recoverable satellites-as-a-service

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Re: Oak heatshields

I remember a Canadian air force pilot telling me how they used to clean Hercules engines with crushed walnut shells, so they must be pretty resistant to heat.

Whois? More like WHOWAS: Domain database on verge of collapse over EU privacy

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Re: An open registry of who owns domains is important

We complain about the US when it tries to impose US law on other country, but here is the EU insisting that the entire world obey it's rules.

If you want GDPR protection use an EU based registrar, if you want a .com or any other domain controlled by registrars outside the EU, you should not expect those registrars to have to pander to the EU.