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Apple, Google begin to spread pro-privacy, batt-friendly coronavirus contact-tracing API for phone apps

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That's 13 people out of the workforce for up to two weeks (depending on how quickly they can get tested), from contact with just one person who tested positive. It will result in effectively a permanent lock down of everyone using the app, and at some point the money to pay to them keep self isolating over and over again, will run out.

AT&T slapped down for its '5GE' ads: You don’t have a proper 5G network, so stop saying so, says watchdog

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Lies

But didn't they do exactly the same thing claiming their network was 4G while it was still only 3G HSDPA, and 3G back in the 2G GPRS days?

Beer rating app reveals homes and identities of spies and military bods, warns Bellingcat

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Facepalm

Says an AC.

Could it be? Really? The Year of Linux on the Desktop is almost here, and it's... Windows-shaped?

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Re: It's just so backwards...

But you are forgetting that VHS was replaced with DVD, and DVD should have evolved in to HD-DVD but was replaced with Blu-Ray. Blu-Ray has been replaced by streaming. The Office monopoly won't last forever, not even in its 365 form.

SAP proves, yet again, that Excel is utterly unkillable

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Re: Excel excels

I think you mean there is no other application that comes close to a spreadsheet in terms of usability, versatility and usefulness.

Excel is one example of a spreadsheet, with quite a few good features, but also a whole load of limitations and bugs, which my fellow commetards have only been too eager to point out.

TensorBlow? Data boffins struggle with GPU shortage in Google Cloud, opposition offers to help out coders

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Oracle has plenty

Perhaps Oracle's claims of GPU acceleration for their database is falling a bit short, and hence plenty of GPUs in their coloud sitting idle?

India opens its space industry to private companies

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@Bob. Locating your launch site near the equator has nothing to with the extra speed gained from the rotation of the earth, a few hundred mph difference from that is insignificant when you need 17,000mph to reach orbit.

The latitude of the launch site determines which orbits you can reach easily, i.e the latitude of the launch site is the minimum inclination of the initial orbit. To reduce the inclination to get to an equatorial orbit (for geostationary satellites) requires a lot more fuel for the transfer stage, the further north (or south) of the equator you launch from. That reduces the amount of useful payload the rocket can deliver.

Openreach boss denies BT selling stake in UK's national broadband plumber

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Re: So it seems BT *can* separate out Openreach assets and liabilities

He posted exactly the same thing back in 1984, must be senility kicking in.

Micros~1? ClippyZilla? BSOD Bob? There can be only one winner. Or maybe two

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Re: In keeping

I'd have gone for Bloatzilla, if I'd been out of bed in time.

Mirror mirror on the wall, why will my mouse not work at all?

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Not so obvious

Actually some of the earliest mice for the BBC Micro (long before the PC), had the lead at the bottom like a real mouse's tail. Such as the DigiMouse. The lead did move to the top for the more conventional AMX mouse, after people got fed up of trapping the cable under their arm.

Google says it'll pick up the tab – and stick it in a lovely colour-coded Chrome group

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Just like...

You mean just like the Tab Group extension for Firefox before they broke it a few years ago.

The end really is nigh – for 32-bit Windows 10 on new PCs

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Re: I honestly thought it never existed

Most of the Atoms were capable of running a 64 bit OS, but Microsoft restricted them to 32 bit Windows 7 starter. If you tried installing Windows 10 on them, they would default to 32 bit, but it was possible to do a fresh install of 64 bit Windows 10, it was hopelessly slow with only 2GB of RAM though.

My old N455 netbook has both 32 bit and 64 bit Linux Mint on it. The 64 bit variant is noticeably faster until you open a few tabs in the browser and it runs out of memory, the 32 bit one struggles on a little longer due to a few 100MB less memory usage.

Behold: The ghastly, preening, lesser-spotted Incredible Bullsh*tting Customer

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Re: There should be an IT Driving Test

Tables to 10x makes sense. We only needed 12x though when we had shillings and inches, but it has no intrinsic value today.

I'd argue that the 16 times table, up to 16x16, is rather useful in these here parts.

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Spacecraft with graphene sails powered by starlight and lasers

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Re: Calling Isaac Newton...

@Pier Reviewer your first question answers your second. You use your own star to accelerate, and the destination star to decelerate. You'll need the ability to vary the area of the sail in order to get the correct numbers at each phase of travel.

UK finds itself almost alone with centralized virus contact-tracing app that probably won't work well, asks for your location, may be illegal

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Re: Automated contact tracing for Covid-19 is a fools' errand

You can't lay contract tracing at Johnson's door, almost every other county is doing it, and most of them they started before us.

You are right about all the false positives, and that's why the decentralised model won't work. The false positive alerts will automatically propage from phone to phone, and countries using it will be paralysed by a large amount, possibly the majority, of their population being told to self isolate, again and again and again. They'll never escape lock down.

The centralised model won't have any less false positives, but has the advantage but there is then control over how fast and how far the positive alerts can spread, so the country won't be crippled. Yes this will also limit the propagation of true positives too, but then the entire point of this isn't to find every case of the virus, its enable lock down to be ended and make people feel safe enough to go back to work.

ICANN finally halts $1.1bn sale of .org registry, says it's 'the right thing to do' after months of controversy

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Re: Just don't turn your back on 'em.

Exactly, unless the decision to lift the price cap on .org is reversed, this isn't over.

Tesla sued over Tokyo biker's death in 'dozing driver' Autopilot crash

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Re: License to Kill

Tesla's autopilot is clearly not perfect, but that should not be the bar to clear. Is it better than the average human driver?

Better than the average driver is nowhere near good enough, it needs to be two or even three orders of magnitude better, so it is a lower probability than a mechanical failure.

Everyone who drives non automated vehicles has had minor lapses of attention and knows how easily it could have lead to an accident, so are accepting to some degree of genuine failings of other humans. However, no one will ever accept a death caused by the failing of AI, is not something that should have been prevented.

We're going on a vuln hunt. We're going catch a big one: Researchers find Windows bugs dominate – but fixes are fast

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Re: half life

As this includes vulnerabilities in applications as well as the OS, I suspect for Windows they have Office and Chrome installed, where their Linux has the most obscure and infequently maintained open source applications they could find in the distro.

I can't think of any other way they could come to such a conclusion, since there are security updates on a daily basis on all my Linux boxes, rather than waiting a month for Windows patch Tuesday.

Happy birthday, ARM1. It is 35 years since Britain's Acorn RISC Machine chip sipped power for the first time

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Yes, one of the design goals was a 32 bit processor with as close to the simplicity of the 6502 as possible. So it had a very orthogonal instruction set (very few special cases), three operand instructions, register to register only ALU operations, and status flags as part of the program counter for easy stacking.

Compared to the contemporary 16 bit instructions sets (68K, 286, etc) it was an absolute joy to program in assembler, and resulted in blisteringly fast code. That initial advantage did come back to bite in the end, as most of RISC OS and quite a few large applications were written in assembler, and proved far more difficult to port to later ARM versions, particularly the move to 32bit PC in ARMv5, than if everything had been written in a high level language.

Want to put a satellite into orbit for US comms? Whoa, says Uncle Sam: Where's your space crash risk assessment?

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Re: LEO isn't so much a problem

A short period being weeks, months or years depending on the orbit.

In the meantime, everything else has to expend fuel trying to keep out of the way, reducing their lifetime too.

Microsoft admits pandemic caused Azure ‘constraints’ and backlog of customer quota requests

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Re: Teams is apparently great now, or so the PR spin says

I'm afraid poor Teams performance for you is probably due to my children, after the school set it up for them to use. The 6 year old likes show his friends the screen when he is playing some sort of Minecraft spinoff on his tablet, and the 4 year old's friend likes to manically run around with her mum's phone, showing him the entire house right down to the insides of the toilet bowl. I have to say the video quality has been superb, just when you could do with a bit of pixelation - in both cases.

Welcome to life in the Fossa lane: Ubuntu 20.04 let out of cage and Shuttleworth claims Canonical now 'commercially self sustaining'

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Re: I still don't see the purpose of WSL

I started out developing on commercial Unix, but every place since that I've worked on Windows development I'd be lost without GNU tools. I started off with cygwin, but when VMware came out started using a Linux VM. I currently use Virtualbox on Windows 7, but also have a Windows 10 machine and WSL does most of what I want to do - I'll still keep a full VM around though.

Why should the UK pensions watchdog be able to spy on your internet activities? Same reason as the Environment Agency and many more

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Re: Extraordinary surveillance powers set to be injected into govt orgs

So much for the EU, any trouble and its each country for itself.

Until it comes to pay for it all of course.

Feeling hot, hot, hot... in British Columbia? In December?

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Re: Not a HP fan...

Having taken a few HP laptops apart to rebond the heatsinks, as after a couple of years the thermal paste stops working, I can vouch that that there is a considerable amount of gunk degrading the cooling system. The more airflow, the more gunk.

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Not a HP fan...

...because of the bloody fans, which come on full chat every time a HP laptop even thinks about doing some processing. Other laptops with equivalent specs don't make anything like such a racket.

NASA dons red and blue cardboard 3D glasses to drive Curiosity rover because its GPUs are stuck in the office

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We were doing 3D with BBC Micro's and LCD glasses back in the 80's, so it didn't require enormous GPU power! It used a standard 14" Cub monitor, and you stuck two sensors to the bottom left of the screen. The machine swapped images at a flickery 25 times a second, and square was plotted under the left or right sensor location to blank the LCD on one of the lenses. It worked, and hell of a lot better than the red and blue/green glasses stuck to the front of the TV Times, for one of the earlier 3D film fads.

We lost another good one: Mathematician John Conway loses Game of Life, taken by coronavirus at 82

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Re: Thank you

My mistake!

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Re: Thank you

It was the only board game I enjoyed as a kid. It should still be in a box I took from my parents house 11 years ago, but haven't got around to opening yet. Now I'm spending more time with the children it's an ideal time to rediscover it - as long as I can tear them away from their tablets!

Started from the bottom, now we're near: 16 years on, open-source vector graphics editor Inkscape draws close to v1.0

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275 GTB vs Midget

RISC OS' Artworks is still the best vector graphics program of all time.

Rewriting the checklists: 50 years since Apollo 13 reported it 'had a problem' – and boffins saved the day

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Re: I remember

For me the saving of Apollo 13 is a very close second to the achievement of landing on the moon. It really shows what man is capable of in a dire situation, from the quick thinking and ingenuity of those engineers on the ground, to the composure and resilience of the astronauts in the harsh conditions of the LM.

RAND report finds that, like fusion power and Half Life 3, quantum computing is still 15 years away

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15 years away

Quantum computing will always be 15 years away, unlike fusion where you can turn towards the sun and feel the effects of real fusion happening. We just need to overcome the physical challenges of recreating, and crucially maintaining, the conditions at the heart of a star to generate more energy than you put in. With quantum computing you have to overcome the physical challenges of implementing wishful thinking that the right answer simultaneously coexists with all possible wrong answers and will magically pop out at you with enough funding.

Poor semiconductor revenues can't catch a break: Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the wafer – bam, coronavirus

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A 0.9% drop will make semiconductors one of the least affected global industries, so I'm not going to loose any sleep over that.

Upstart Americans brandish alligators at the almighty Reg Standards Soviet

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Re: Sphere packing problems

Does that include the tongue?

Stop us if you've heard this before: Boeing's working on 737 Max software fixes for autopilot, stabilization bugs

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Re: Flying less

Rubbish, when this is over everyone is going to want a holiday.

Microsoft attempts to up its Teams game with new features while locked-down folk flock to rival Zoom... warts and all

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Re: All those billions spent in Skype

They spent about the same on Nokia and threw it away in a year, and before that with Aquantive which was supposed to help them become the next Google.

Ofcom waves DAB radio licences under local broadcasters' noses as FM switchoff debate smoulders again

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But radio isn't static like a TV set, you tend to take it to different places around the house to listen to while doing other things.

DAB is like a massive leap backwards in time, to before the transistor radio revolution in the 60s. You have bulky power hungry sets, poor reception, and most stations in mono ffs.

Ethernet standards group leaves its name in the dust as it details new 800Gbps spec

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Re: Hang on a minute...

Isn't all the radio stuff 75 Ohm though?

Mozilla plugs two Firefox browser holes exploited in the wild by hackers to hijack victims' computers

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One returning to the fold

I've had terrible trouble with Chromium hanging a VirtualBox Linux guest recently (even with GPU acceleration off), so I've gone back to using FireFox.

If it stays up, it might be forgiven for killing off the old plugins.

Kaspersky cleans up poisoned watering hole, Google presses pause on cookie crackdown

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Re: Microsoft talks up COVID-19 efforts with hospitals

Viruses have been around a lot longer than Windows 95, starting with Brain for DOS in 1986.

Real-time tragedy: Dumb deletion leaves librarian red-faced and fails to nix teenage kicks on the school network

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Re: Let's be honest...

Or instead of deleting large image files, simply replace with one with the same name and dimensions, but entirely black so it compresses well. For video, edit down to a single frame.

Things that go crump in the night: Watch Musk's mighty missile go foom

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Re: Does it open at the front?

It takes nowhere near the same amount of fuel to slow a down a returning rocket, it's mass is far less and it still uses friction of the increasingly dense atmosphere on the way down.

It should be bleeding obvious watching a SpaceX launch - 9 merlins at full tilt on the way up, and on the way down a quick 3 engine burn to slow it, deceleration due to friction, and an even quicker single engine landing burn.

UK judge gives Google a choice: Either let SEO expert read your ranking algos or withdraw High Court evidence

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Foundem - found f*ck!

I remember when Foundem and their ilk and would infest the first dozen pages of all search results, and every link took you to some irrelevant crap which didn't even contain the search term.

Whatever you think of Google, keeping these link spammers at the bottom of the search rankings is the best thing they have ever done.

Australian state will install home surveillance hardware to make sure if you're in virus isolation, you stay there

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Re: Let's have a little fun today

Our IT department has piles and piles of old Samsung company smartphones in the basement, there must be thousands down there. I doubt if I could persuade them to donate some for this sort of experiment though.

Welcome to the telco, we've got fun and games: BT inks 5-year deal to outsource mainframe management to IBM

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Re: One thing is certain

Yes, and "hear more about IBM and its culture", I think everyone knows they their feet won't even touch the carpet before being offshored.

NASA mulls restoring Saturn V to service as SLS delays and costs mount

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Re: Looking at the state of SLS....

If only it wasn't April the first.

Are you extracting the urine, ESA? Why, yes it is, from Moon dwellers to build homes out of lunar regolith. Possibly

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Re: ESA have been working on urine recyc for years on the ISS

I'd imagine it will only be used for the outer shell of any moon structure, so you wont be getting any whiffs of astro-pee.

Lost in translation and adrift in cloud storage

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Re: google translate anyone?

You don't even need to go to google translate, just highlight beheerder on the page, and chose search in google from the context menu, and the translation to administrator is right there.

UK big five carriers bin wired broadband download quotas for as long as we're all stuck indoors

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Re: Keep Calm

Can't see a free option on that font.

'Social distancing champ' Linus Torvalds releases Linux 5.6, tells devs to put health before next release

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The 32-bit branch of the kernel has also been mostly shorn of the Year 2038 bug, with just under 17 years to spare before it lost the ability to keep track of time. ®

I don't mind the kernel being fixed, but hopefully there will still be lots of work fixing old user land applications, as I'm relying on that work funding my retirement - doubly so now the pandemic has wiped out pension funds and investments.

California emits latest layoff statistics. March's numbers are ugly. It's 19,000 total, including many in tech

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Re: Levity...

They'll be no levity when it comes to April's figures, and beyond...