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Faraday plots a 64-core Arm chip with Intel inside

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Re: Not news

The Intel XScale ARMs were never produced on the same process node as the x86, being aimed at PDAs and low power I/O applications, and in any case were horribly crippled by Intel not understanding the architecture.

With this proper ARM developed Neoverse being produced on a current node, it will be very interesting to compare it with 18A x86s, and see if wipes the floor with them.

When it comes to working from home, Register readers are bucking national trends

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Re: Abrreviations only vaild in

"No one says Day Of Birth, they all say DOB"

No they say "date of birth", as people normally want to know the day/month/year (or some half backwards combination in the US), not which day of the week it was.

Oracle database deal in Azure comes with a health warning from licensing experts

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Re: Typical Oracle

Slup'n'gouge the on stop shop for rip-offs.

IPv4 address rentals to mint millions of dollars for AWS

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Re: Stuffed Turkey

PlusNet are still relying no one noticing their complete lack of any progress on IPv6 in the last 20 years, and hoping it will just go away.

That's not the web you're browsing, Microsoft. That's our data

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Re: MS ready! Apple set! Google go! Queue Arnold! And action!

BBC Micro's at the ready, sir.

US starts 'emergency' checks on cryptocurrency power use, citing winter power demands

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Re: Crazy power consumption

How many kWh does the typical ransomware payment take, including subsequent transfers and the use of mixers, etc?

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Re: Straw man

So we are saying the banking industry which services the entire world's economy only uses 3x more energy than a crypto currency mainly used for the payment of online fraud, extortion and bypassing international sanctions?

JetBrains' unremovable AI assistant meets irresistible outcry

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Re: Bad expectations (was: Bad code)

If you admit it writes crap code, are you sure the tests it writes aren't crap too - or is it just a tick box exercise to satiate management.

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The moment that changes, and I see any AI, I'm back to vim.

Rise of deepfake threats means biometric security measures won't be enough

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Re: Biometrics

All you need is a syringe and the recently acquired eyeball and tap the end to simulate a pulse, works for fingers too.

Windows 10 users report app gremlins after Microsoft update

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Re: A calculator...

The majority of them will be MS fanbois with the latest shiny, they wont spot problems relating to old hardware.

Fujitsu finance chief says sorry for IT giant's role in Post Office Horizon scandal

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Re: Talk is cheap, where's the £?

If Fujitsu actually cared (presumably this is true in a parallel universe, just not this one) then they would cough up the cash direct to the subpostmasters that reaped the whirlwind of excrement otherwise known as Horizon.

The sub-postmasters have no direct relationship with Fujitsu, so unfortunately any compensation has to go via the Post Office, and it seems they are still unwilling to do the right thing, hence the chief being given his marching orders last week.

Raspberry Pi on IPO plans: 'We want to be ready when the markets are ready'

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Raspberry Pi abandons ARM and moves to RISC V* all machines now £0.02 cheaper!

*No compatibility with existing software, and 50% reduction in performance.

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Re: Stick / stuck with ARM

Why would they want to move from ARM? RISC V chips are not any cheaper as the discounts from Broadcom's volume production dwarf any notional avoidance of licencing costs. Comparable RISC V chips are currently (and are likely to remain) way behind ARM in performance, both absolute and per watt. Plus starting a new completely incompatible software ecosystem would be a huge amount of effort for no benefit.

DeepMind AI helps cook up 'novel' compounds – with sides of controversy

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Thumb Up

Well done.

Good to see Princeton and UCL batting back against these low quality research papers cheering on this AI nonsense.

Ransomware payment rates drop to new low – now 'only 29% of victims' fork over cash

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Stop

Re: Time to ban paying!

There REALLY needs to be a payment ban

You are almost there; it needs to be a ban on the method of payment i.e. crypto currencies.

Without crypto the whole financial model of ransomware (malware creators, ransomware affiliates) and most other forms of online extortion becomes economically unviable to the vast majority of threat actors*.

*That one is for you parrot!

Investors threw 50% less money at quantum last year

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Re: "part of broader venture capital trends"

I'd like to think investors have realised that quantum computing is complete and utter bollocks, but I'm afraid you are right, and they are just spunking their cash on this year's AI fad instead.

AI is changing search, for better or for worse

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Deepest pockets

As the article says AI "search" costs 10x as much as conventional search, and AI services are loosing money, so it's going to come down to whoever has the deepest pockets to subsidise it until one two things happens:-

  • AI search implodes from ingesting its own output and becomes completely useless
  • People get bored of hallucinating excessive verbiage and go back to normal search

So I reckon google having the most cash to burn will stay on top.

That runaway datacenter power grab is the best news for net zero this century

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Re: This will never happen in the UK

"we have enough wind power never to need it"

There will never be enough wind power, that unless you find a way of eliminating high pressures systems which can cover most of a continent.

One person's shortcut was another's long road to panic

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Re: Ouch!

Well there's two test cases to remember anytime you are writing a script which does directory transversal;

1. symlink outside the target directory structure

2. symlink loop

Microsoft unveils a secret tunnel for Windows Insiders who want out

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Devil

Insiders and Outsiders

All Windows users are unpaid testers, its just that the Insiders have chosen to be.

Google's AI-fueled IDE Project IDX tries to show you how your app runs on Android, iOS

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Your milage wont vary

Generative models all too confidently offer broken code from time to time. YMMV

00:00:00 to 23:59:59

Top Linux distros drop fresh beats

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Joke

Re: Preparing for October 2025

You forgot this ---->

Telco giants show it's tough selling 5G kit right now

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Re: Maybe 5G is actually not so needed?

It's because the phone will always try to use the latest G in preference even if there is a better signal on the older G, otherwise you would be complaining why you paid extra for the latest tech and it doesn't use it.

The rise and fall of the standard user interface

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Re: Window borders

Bring back CDE, it had borders you could really wrestle with.

Tesla Cybertruck gets cyberstuck during off-roading expedition

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Re: Why do people keep trying to go off road in those things?

Even a skilled off-road driver would fail as they aren't driving it, the computers are, and the software is unfinished crap.

Microsoft 365's add-on avalanche is putting the squeeze on customers

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Re: Ripped out O365 last year

And you don't think Microsoft does anything they like with your data on O365?

40 years since Elite became the most fun you could have with 22 kilobytes

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Re: The good old days

I played the Electron version until I was Elite with 1,000,006.4CR and got the certificate. I was always miffed it was in B/W with no Thargoids, so the first thing I bought my University grant cheque was a BBC Master 128 so I could play in not 4+2 colours but 8+4 colours, and became Elite on that too. I also got the version for the Archimedes A310 when that came out a few years later, but never had the time to become Elite for the 3rd time.

John Deere tractors get connectivity boost with Starlink deal

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Re: Who does this benefit ?

It will help John Deere remotely disable a machine if the owner has done something that JD deems criminal, eg: replacing a headlamp bulb without calling out a JD mechanic.

But they did brick some Ukrainian tractors which were stolen during the invasion and were found being used in Russia, so credit to them for that.

Windows 12 fan fiction shows how Microsoft might ladle AI into the OS

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I got as far as...

...when the video says "what is next?", then I realised I'm already using it (Linux) and I don't give a shit what Microsoft does any more.

Europe benched in high tech 'Champions League' says ASML

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Champions League?

It's more like jumpers for goal posts in the EU, the only thing in the play-book is to sue the opposition for unfair competition and hope no one notices the score.

AI and robots join forces to cook up proteins faster

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Coat

_You_ could say steaks all round.

Drivers: We'll take that plain dumb car over a flashy data-spilling internet one, thanks

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Is that the same Panasonic that shows adverts on the TV guide? At least Samsung doesn't do that, but its a few years old, so who knows now.

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Re: If your car can spy on your sexual life

I take it you mean a proper Austin Mini, and not the vaguely similarly shaped SUV that BMW try to pass off as one.

Data wrangler Zuckerberg becomes world's least likely cattle rancher

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Jacob Rees-Mogg is perfectly in touch with the people of the eighteenth century.

Boffins demo self-eating rocket engine in Scotland

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Re: An interesting idea...

The thrust from the rocket engine would be pushing against the mass of the payload, although I don't know if this would be sufficient to feed the structure.

NASA's Artemis Moon missions take a rain check until 2025 and beyond

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Re: No need to rush

While I appreciate the need for safety, if today's NASA was around back when JFK was making his speech it would a little different:-

"We choose to go to the Moon in this decade century millennium at some point and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard safe."

New year, new updates for security holes in Windows, Adobe, Android and more

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Devil

Blackhats away

None of the January CVEs are under active exploit, according to Redmond.

Yeah right, if they weren't before they are now.

Nearly 200 Boeing 737 MAX 9 airplanes grounded after door plug flies off mid-flight

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Re: Nearly 200 Boeing 737 MAX 9 airplanes grounded after door plug flies off mid-flight

The door plug is normally installed, secured and not removed subsequently. However it should be inspected before the cabin has been fitted out, and is hidden behind the interior trim.

Apple sets new 16,000-foot iPhone drop test after 737 fuselage fail

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Re: Bread and butter

all 20 claws out

All 18, there's only 4 on the back paw.

'Only 700 new IT jobs' were created in US last year

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Damand for what?

though demand for those with AI, security, development, and blockchain skills remain desired

AI I can understand as we are at the peak of the hype cycle, but blockchain? Are people really still peddling that shit?

NASA science bound for Moon after successful Vulcan Centaur launch

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Re: How the mighty are fallen

Soviet Russia may no longer be in the space race, but China is, and has a space station and lunar missions.

The question you have to ask is how many dashes will they draw around the moon and the asteroid belt, if left unchecked.

British Library: Finances remain healthy as ransomware recovery continues

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Re: Backups

If they were hit this bad by ransomware, it makes you wonder if they have any sort of disaster recovery plan for other scenarios such as fire or flooding.

New year, new bug – rivalry between devs led to a deep-code disaster

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Re: The real lesson...

Writing an application in assembler is a whole heap more of masochism than just a driver.

MIPS snags top SiFive brains to amp up RISC-V business

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Re: World’s Most Popular CPU Architectures

I'm unaware of a RISC V chip anywhere near the performance of A64FX, and remember it's not just the CPU but you have to have a high speed interconnect to do anything useful with thousands of nodes.

Ransomware payment ban: Wrong idea at the wrong time

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Re: Dont ban paying ransoms, ban Crypto

But that's the point, they would have to leave Russia or Moldova to collect, or spend a considerable amount setting up an international money laundering operation similar to that used by the drugs trade, which is beyond your average ransomware affiliate operator.

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Dont ban paying ransoms, ban Crypto

Companies should be able to pay ransoms, but crypto currencies should be illegal. The company can leave $20m in used bills in a suitcase under a bridge on the interstate, and the ransomware criminals can come over from Russia (other shitholes exist) and collect it - lets just see how well that works out for them.

Everyone's suing AI over text and pics. But music? You ain't seen nothing yet

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Re: "AI makers believe training their models on copyrighted material is fair use"

I don't think they believe it for a second, the only thing they believe is the $billions from their backers can buy them the result they want in court.

Facebook, Instagram now mine web links you visit to fuel targeted ads

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Re: these are maximums

Well the alternative in the UK is to be sentenced to a 109 years in total, but to be served concurrently and then released after 6 months.

Road to Removal: A blueprint for yanking billions of tons of CO2 out of our atmosphere

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Re: Rik, you're just trolling us now

We would be better reversing desertification and turning them back in to forests rather than solar farms.