Re: Perhaps...
We should be eco friendly and send Schwartzenneger.
He always says he'll be back.
And don't call me Shirley.
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CofE is an Anglican Church, isn't it?
That would make it a Catholic Church, but an English Catholic Church.
Anglicans don't believe the Pope is the voice of God on Earth.
My Anglican Church is a high church and is frequented by many Roman Catholics who want a service done largely in Latin.
I work for a large IT services company in Canada.
One of our large clients (a major petroleum corporation) has some pretty strict H&S policies for contractors.
I need to reverse the car into any parking spot at their petrol stations and put on a high vis vest and steel toe boots that protect the ankles before stepping out of my car.
I need to wear the high vis vest inside the store while working on their computers. And put on cut resistant gloves if I need to touch any cables under the counters because there might be rough edges on things.
We also have to fill out "work safe" forms detailing what we will be doing and every potential risk of injury we could encounter along with preventive measures to avoid said risks.
Even if all we are doing is replacing a mouse.
Got a bunch of phone calls from a scammer offering me a wonderful all expenses paid trip to their new 5 star hotel in Mexico.
I let him ramble on for a few minutes and then when he asked for my credit card number to reserve my trip, I said:
"Wait, did you say Mexico? I was asked never to return to Mexico. There was some trouble with the cartels and some explosions..."
The phone call ended rather abruptly after that.
My insurance company managed to spell my family name correctly in part one of my forms, and then incorrectly in part two.
Took several months to correct, as each time they make a change they send out new documents with the corrected info. Each time they managed to fix one part and screw up the other.
Never caused any problems with.my claims though.
@Mage
I get your unease with takeoff and landing.
The first time I took a plane anywhere was almost the last.
The pilot must have been ex-Navy and used to short runways with steep climbs to altitude.
That L1011 used very little runway and climbed fast and hard, and descended the same way.
"Now. If payload = 1.23 African elephants, take off at 3pm, altitude is 24923 London buses, divide by the number you first thought of. Carry the one. Does anyone else get an answer of 'a seal in a hat'?"
Damn, I got 'a seal holding a hat'.
I must have forgotten to carry the argyle sock.
Around here we get potholes big enough to rip your wheel and hub from the car. Especially during the cold months.
And, when the city finally sends out a repair truck they pop in some hot patch crap that last for a couple of days before popping out of the hole and becoming yet another thing to wreck your wheel on.
"Why not do a kinda of Tesla chat roulette where remote drivers can patch in when the car detects a lack of attention? Then the players can save them from a lithium-enhanced fireball and win points and prizes. Win-win. What could possibly go wrong ;)"
You don't want me on the other end! When I get bored racing around in Need For Speed, I start crashing into as many cars as possible to see how high my wanted score gets and how many cop cars I can take out before being taken down. :)