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It's Friday lunchtime on International Beer Day. Bitter hop to it, boss'll be none the weiser

juice

The map looks a bit squiffy...

As someone who does regular extensive research into the beer available in pubs around Yorkshire and the Midlands, I'm not entirely convinced by the claim that John Smiths is the tipple of choice Yorkshire way. Equally, I'm doubting Pedigree's popularity in the east Midlands.

Over here in mostly-damp Sheffield, the main "ale" choice is usually Doom Bar or one of the standard Carling/Carlsberg/Fosters triumvirate, though a lot of pubs have been supplanting these with various continental lagers such as Estrella or Amstel.

And if I was feeling cynical, I'd suggest that this is because they can charge extra for these "exotic" lagers (though equally, the current exchange rate presumably isn't helping matters). Though it may also be because the overly hopped "IPA" style much loved by those people with coiffured beards and top-knots seem to be slowly falling out of fashion.

Still, it's Friday, so I'll be able to do some more research into this shortly...

Fed-up graphic design outfit dangles cash to anyone who can free infosec of hoodie pics

juice

The problem is that the real world is boring...

Hacking has long since moved away from kids in their bedrooms, or people digging whistles out of cereal boxes to phreak with.

As with other industries such as video games, it's been commercialised, industrialised and is occasionally state sponsored.

The "hackers" no longer sit in abandoned buildings surrounded by piles of empty pizza boxes and pop bottles, but instead work in from a desk in a brightly lit, air conditioned office sat in an anonymous industrial estate. And they probably have managers and quarterly performance reviews, to boot.

To be fair, I'm generalising almost as much as the traditional "ev1l l33t h4ck3r" cliche.

But as with so many other professions and activities (e.g. being a spy, or going on tour with a band), the truth is usually a lot more boring and banal than most people expect...

Meet ELIoT – the EU project that wants to commercialize Internet-over-lightbulb

juice

Re: IrDA

> According to Wikipedia, "IrDA was popular on PDAs, laptops and some desktops from the late 1990s through the early 2000s

I remember going to some BT Expo thing back in the late 90s, and they were demo'ing some fancy City Trader desk with an I/R network hookup - there was a big "drainpipe" tube at the back of it, which was meant to communicate with a sensor in the ceiling.

These days, it's all about nanosecond transactions and any humans still in the process are pretty much just window dressing for Skynet, so the idea of using any wireless technology is out the window. Still, it did look impressive :)

Darkest Dungeon: Lovecraftian PTSD simulator will cause your own mask to slip

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Re: Those crawling horrors of which we dare not speak...

> So true. One of my most profound beliefs is that the sort of people who get deeply upset and bothered with ressentiment by facing racism and sexism in the past should be forbidden to read writers such as Lovecraft

There, there, dear. Those nasty Politically Correct people won't hurt you.

I'm always amused when people deliberately misinterpret things so they can construct their own strawman argument.

I never said people shouldn't read Lovecraft. I even specifically pointed out two of his stories that I think are still worthy of note. However, I would say that much of the horror in his tales is from the author's personal perspective, and that a fear of lesser and degenerate races played a key part in this. Aka racism.

So yeah. Read. Enjoy both the original stories and the vast amount of media which has been inspired by his stories (though be careful what you search for on Google, as those cephalopods have literally gotten *everywhere* these days, especially when it comes to Japanese hentai).

But few modern readers are liable to find his stories scary, because none of us are HPL.

And, as happens so often, if you're looking through your sadly departed uncle's possessions, and you do find a copy of a book thought long destroyed, which just so happens to have been written in a language that you have a passing knowledge of... maybe it's best to just leave it there.

juice

> _Spec Ops: The Line_ was quite obviously a retelling of _Heart of Darkness_

Yeah. I ended up playing it twice - I gave up partway through on the Xbox version as I was getting frustrated with the auto-aim, but later came back and completed it on the PC.

As per ye old Wikipedia, there's four potential endings; I may have to dig out the old save games at some point to look at them all. Or just fire up Youtube ;)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spec_Ops:_The_Line

juice

> even gaming, yet until recently madness, anxiety, stress and the mental cost of adventuring has been rarely explored by the latter as a core mechanic

Traditional Dungeons&Dragon/pen&paper RPGs have always included sanity as a factor.

Equally, games like Dark Seed on the PC/Amiga (based on HR Giger's art, but with heavy HPL influences) revolved around a man going crazy thanks to malign external influences.

And games like Amnesia (again, heavily HPL influenced) have sanity meters which affect your ability to play the game.

And Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth is directly based on HPL and again has a sanity meter mechanism.

Outside HPL, there's games like Sanitarium and Spec Ops: The Line. Or if you squint a bit, games like Fahrenheit and various horror games.

So, y'know. It's not been explored that much, but there's definitely been some delving in this area...

juice

Those crawling horrors of which we dare not speak...

Are now routinely featured in modern PG-rated films.

Don't get me wrong. I've liked Lovecraft since I was arguably too young to be reading his books, and some of his stuff still resonates well today - stories like the Mountains of Madness and the Colour Out of Space are still excellent tales. And he definitely deserves a place in the pantheon of Pulp Fiction heroes, not least for the way he shared his universe with a wide range of collaborators.

Plus, I'm a huge fan of the Laundry Files.

But it has to be said: a lot of things he found "unspeakable" generally wouldn't phase anyone these days - for instance, Stranger Things is essentially the Hardy Boys (or Famous Five, if you want to use the British equivalent) taking on some Lovecraftian nightmares.

Admittedly, a lot of this is because we've effectively been innoculated by fifty-odd years of HPL-inspired books, comics, tv, films, and games.

However, it's also because modern audiences aren't HP Lovecraft - in many ways, his biography reads like a horror story in and of itself, and it's clear he had many mental health issues, thanks in no small part to the fact that his entire family appears to have been batshit insane. And y'know, he was heavily prejudiced and racist, to boot.

I may well have a look at this game at some point, since I'm also a fan of Rogue-likes. But these days, if people were faced with "phenomena beyond our comprehension" (which to be fair, arguably covers a lot of modern life, what with sufficiently advanced technology appearing to be magic and all that), most people would just grab their mobiles to take a selfie...

Qualcomm fined €242m over 'predatory pricing' that helped to knock off British competitor Icera

juice

Re: Uber

> Uber [clean cars, polite drivers, punctual, know where they are going, upfront pricing and the ability to pay with a credit card]

I'll grant the upfront pricing element, but as for the rest: you're clearly in a much different place to me.

Most local Uber drivers are from out of town - local cabbies actually held a protest march about how many of them were coming into the area. As a result, they haven't a clue where they're going and rely on their GPS unit, which often has suboptimal routes and doesn't deal well with the many oddities of British cities, especially when roadworks are involved.

E.g. my house is on a halfway up a hill, on a side-road parallel to the main road. Uber's satnav has a tendency to direct the driver to go all the way up the hill and then come back down, rather than turning onto my road at the bottom of the hill and then driving up.

Equally, while on a night out in the city centre, I was greatly amused when watching the way one taxi driver kept circling around my position as he couldn't figure out how to get to me. And I took great delight in contesting his attempt to cancel the ride and charge me for his failure.

Conversely, the main local taxi firm hasn't taken the Uber/Lyft threat lying down. They have an app for ordering taxis, they take credit cards and there's none of that "surge pricing" nonsense - in fact, in general they're pretty cost competitive with Uber. And perhaps most importantly, they know the local area! And there's been more than a few occasions where Uber had a long-lead time (or no taxis available at all), but where the local taxi firm arrived within just a few minutes of my request.

Black cabs, OTOH, are measurably more expensive, but then, you are paying for the "flag down" privilege - even if this is arguably much less important these days, now that you can just fire up an app to summon a ride...

Malicious code ousted from PureScript's npm installer – but who put it there in the first place?

juice

Fun with externally sourced libraries...

1) Write open-source, cloud-hosted module which does something useful

2) Go work for Company X. Hook their system into your module

3) Leave the company

4) Use your insider knowledge to update your library so that it will perform $dodgy_thing when it's ran by company X

5) Wait for them to pull down the new version of your library

6) Profit!

After all, the odds that the company is going to be diligent enough to review all the third-party open-source code it pulls in is pretty minimal! Though to be fair, there's other ways to mitigate this, such as ensuring that all modules should be set to a specific version.

Also, there's the hope that someone in the Open Source community will spot that there's something dodgy in the code.

But for every project which has tens or hundreds of eyeballs on it, there's thousands which have a single contributer. And as we've seen numerous times, things like this are often only caught after the horse has already left the stable!

I don't have to save my work, it's in The Cloud. But Microsoft really must fix this files issue

juice

Re: hang on a moment...

> Google docs, Confluence etc automatically save as you type, meaning that if there is a network outage or PC issue the information is stored.

This is true - I was going to post something similar about how Google Drive automatically saves any new file you create, even if this does sometimes lead to an ever increasing number of "untitled document" files hanging around.

But...

As the article says, the user explicitly ignored the "Are you sure you want to quit without saving" message, and then refused to accept that this was needed. So I think this is a case of a user being deliberately and obnoxiously pig-headed.

(I'd also question how this user kept their job, given that presumably they've failed to produce anything of value ever since they started using Office 365!)

Equally, if Office 365 did auto-save, then I strongly suspect this on-call topic would have been about a user who called IT because they couldn't figure out which of their 10,000 untitled documents contained the information they current need...

Tesla’s Autopilot losing track of devs crashing out of 'leccy car maker

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Re: Autonomous driving is months, years, or decades away

> 11 people have left, 5 of whom were named. Roughly 10% of the team = approx 110 people on the team.

> Anything else makes no sense because 5 is not 10% of 11.

It is pretty badly worded.

The Ars Technica article (https://arstechnica.com/cars/2019/07/close-to-10-of-autopilot-software-team-reportedly-quits-after-shakeup/) states that "11 members of the software team, or close to 10% of the total group, including some longtime members, departed in the past few months"

So it could be that the division/team had ~110 people, of which ~20 were engineers (the rest being managers, QA, physical mechanics, etc etc etc). And now it's down to around 100 people, of whom just 10 are engineers.

So a 10% reduction overall, but a 50% reduction in software engineers.

Either way, especially given that Ars hasn't mentioned the 50% figure, the article could do with some clarification!

BOFH: On a sunny day like this one, the concrete dries so much more quickly

juice

> "I've forgotten more about computing than you'll ever know!" I snap at the PFY in response to a sarcastic remark. "OK, then – how do we get it to go?" "I don't know, it's one of the things I've forgotten,"

I feel personally attacked by this relatable content...

Must watch: GE's smart light bulb reset process is a masterpiece... of modern techno-insanity

juice

Light bulbs and printers...

I recently got mugged into family-IT support for a printer, as another and reasonably IT-savvy sibling had tried and bounced hard when it came to getting this thing into the home wireless network.

A great deal of the problem stemmed from the fact that said device was designed by the same people who make industrial boilers: there's just two lights and two buttons on the front, and all configuration is done through various combinations of holding the buttons down for a few seconds.

Theoretically at least. In practice, none of the combos listed in the manual worked; whatever you tried, the lights would blink in a pattern not listed in the manual and then go back to blithely ignoring you.

I ended up having to go to a shop to buy a USB cable, dig an ancient laptop out of storage, in the hope that there would be some sort of config app included with the drivers. This required a reboot, at which point Windows cheerfully decided to go into update mode - and as the laptop hadnt been used for a year and is woefully underspec'd (4gb/32gb ssd chromebook wannabe), this took over an hour.

Thankfully, when I then ran the driver install, it detected the printer and installed a firmware upgrade (which to my suspicious mind may indicate that it was just fundamentally broken out of the box). And it even offered to clone the laptop's network config over to the printer via usb...

And so, the problem was resolved. It just took about three hours longer than it should have!

Kids can be so crurl: Lead dev unchuffed with Google's plan to remake curl in its own image

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Re: Google has a vision

> Google may have a vision, but their products are crap

TBH, I'd be slightly happier if I thought they had a vision.

I mean, Apple has a vision, even if it's one I don't buy into. Microsoft has a vision, even if they're pretty clumsy at executing it. Sony... well, they've always been a bit schizophrenic thanks to the politics between their hardware and media divisions, but hey. Even Uber and Tesla: the former may be evil and the latter crazy like a fox, but there's definitely a vision there.

Meanwhile, my impression of Google is of a giant mudpit where they just throw things at the wall to see if they stick - and once the mud starts to dry, they scoop up some more mud and look for another wall to soil.

After all, their advertising division is essentially an infinite-money printer, so they don't really have to account for the time and effort they put into things, nor do they have to stay committed to something when it becomes boring or unpopular...

OTOH, I do find Google Maps to be pretty impressive - I was in Warsaw/Poland a few weeks back, and it's hooked into the local public transport system all the way down to the GPS system on the buses; you can see them crawling along the route it's picked for you.

Admittedly, there are some annoying differences between the desktop and mobile versions - and the desktop version in particular seems to be very hit and miss when it comes to displaying saved markers. But in general, it's been an absolute miracle when it comes to wandering around foreign cities!

If Uncle Sam could quit using insecure .zip files to swap info across the 'net, that would be great, says Silicon Ron Wyden

juice

People don't want security

They want a turnkey solution which Just Works.

And to be fair, the data will generally be flying between non-technical people on a standard (and quite possibly heavily locked down) Windows machine. So if you're asking for something which can't be handled out of the box, it ain't going to happen.

If if something more secure is mandated, good luck getting it rolled out across the millions (if not hundreds of millions) of machines which are being used by Uncle Sam's civil servants, not least because I'm guessing it's not a homogenous estate, and you'll be dealing with tens of thousands of local IT support teams, many of which will struggle to do the work because they're under-resourced.

And then you'll have to train all the non-technical people to use the new process.

So while I appreciate the sentiment, I'm not convinced this is a scenario where you can just thunder "THIS IS BAD" and expect change...

Monster magnet in my pocket: Boffins' gizmo packs 45.5-tesla punch and weighs just 390g

juice

Re: At last.

> Or heavily regulated. One wouldn't want enterprising scrap thieves to get their mits on those magnets! Come to me, my precious! And making a YT-vid on magnet crushing may seriously affect your health and liberty.. well, add a few risks to being near a 45T magnet at the very least.

I'm guessing anyone with pacemakers would need to steer clear as well, in case they do an impromptu reenactment of the Alien chestburster scene...

On a semi-related note, I've got one of those USB charging cables with a detachable magnetic plug; it's quite nice having a "quick-release" system and it also means I can leave the plug attached to my phone to prevent dust and water getting into the socket.

However, the cable's also magnetic, and a few times, it's ended up dragging on the floor for a few meters before I noticed.

Turns out that a lot of the dust on roads and pavements is ferrous, and can be fairly tricky to dislodge from the recesses of a little magnet...

(it also made me wonder if there's a business case for a magnetic road sweeper...)

There's a reason why my cat doesn't need two-factor authentication

juice

Re: Simple

> Thing about cats is ... no-one actually wants to impersonate a cat.

You've obviously had a /very/ sheltered life ;)

Apple strips clips of WWDC devs booing that $999 monitor stand from the web using copyright claims. Fear not, you can listen again here...

juice

Re: Palpatine

> What the market will bear *is* the value of the product; no more, no less. Basic economics 101. It’s a philosophy that’s made De Beers very rich indeed

De Beers became very rich from a combination of clever marketing, a distinctly dodgy and abusive production pipeline (blood diamonds, anyone?), price fixing and active disinformation campaigns against their rivals (e.g. artificial diamonds).

So personally, I wouldn't use them as a shining example of basic economics, unless the example you're looking for is "corrupt capitalism 101".

Microsoft Bing is 10: That thing you accidentally use to search for Chrome? Still alive and kicking

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Re: I just did a clean Win10 install...

> Sheeple. Chrome is a godawful piece of bloaty shite these days

Oh noes! I'm just a slave to The Man: thank you for opening my eyes to The Truth!

*cough*bollocks*cough*

It's a browser. It works well enough for my personal use-cases, which include reasonably heavy use of Google Drive and the associated Calc/Doc/etc applications, the upload of videos to Youtube and the occasional image-dump up to my Facebook Street Art page.

Oh, and I also run Firefox at the same time, so I can keep my work-related activities completely separate from my personal browser usage - this also simplifies things because some things can only be accessed via a proxy, and I don't really feel like routing all my personal traffic through work. Even if the raciest thing I tend to search for these days is information on late 90s video-games...

So ner.

juice

I just did a clean Win10 install...

So naturally, the first thing I did after the final reboot was to fire up Edge and type in "chrome".

And while it dutifully popped up the link to download Chrome, it did also display a large banner to say "Edge is already installed and the best choice for Windows 10"[*]

I couldn't decide whether it was aggressive (USE ME!) or pathetic (I'm here! I'm here! Pick me! Please!).

Either way, Chrome is now installed and Edge is unpinned from the taskbar...

[*] Or words to that effect, anyhow

Lyft, Uber drivers boost app surge prices by turning off, tuning out – and cashing in

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Here in the UK

I've had a few drivers cancel on me while en route. Mysteriously, when I tried to flag up another one, it turned out that we'd just hit a surge period...

I'm assuming Uber has a mechanism to flag up to drivers that a surge period has started, but at the same time, I would have expected Uber to build in a mechanism to monitor for abuses of this mechanism. Something as simple as "if the driver is on a job, don't alert about surges until they've finished" would help.

OTOH, you can't stop word-of-mouth, and there's no doubt a third-party app to facilitate that.

More recently, I've also had the experience of a driver attempting to bill me for a failed pickup. Which was all the more amusing, as thanks to Uber, I'd just spent the last 5 minutes watching him drive in circles; he clearly wasn't a local driver and had gotten highly confused by the local combination of road works and one-way streets.

Needless to say, I challenged this and Uber refunded the charge, but it does make me wonder if that's another "alternative" revenue source for some drivers. Literally, money for nothing...

Tesla big cheese Elon Musk warns staffers to tighten their belts in bid to cut expenses (again)

juice

Re: Servicing

Your eCar doesn't have hover capabilities? How 21st century.

juice

Re: Servicing

Oddly, I'm about to book a full service for my aged Mondeo. Let's see how much of the checklist would apply to an eCar...

Bodywork checks

Light checks

ABS

Horn

Windscreen

Power steering

Battery checks

Handbrake

Coolant system

Suspension

Mountings

Wheel bearings

Brake disks/pads

I don't know how many of those have direct analogues in an eCar, but it's certainly above zero, and there's going to be things which are specific to eCars (e.g. regenerative braking systems).

Fundamentally, and regardless of the engine technology, a car is stuffed full of moving parts and is generally left outside at the mercy of the weather, which in many places means it has to deal with freezing temperatures in winter and boiling temperatures in summer, alongside all the other little things which can cause corrosion and wear (e.g. salt on the roads during winter).

So you're always going to need some degree of regular servicing and/or inspections.

juice

Are expenses really that significant a cost?

In the overall scheme of things, are expenses really a measurable element of a company in the manufacturing industry (as opposed to a media or marketing company)?

I've worked for several companies where there's been repeated rounds of "cost efficiency" drives; each pass usually involved moving approvals further up the management chain, together with new restrictions on what could be claimed. Along with various tricks to move as much stuff as possible into the Capex budget, since this made things look better in the EOY summary.

Unfortunately, this also led to employees having to spend more time working around these limitations and/or spending their money to get stuff done, which in turn measurably impacted both efficiency and morale.

So arguably, the intangible costs far outweighed the financial benefits. Alas, the former doesn't tend to be visible on the bottom line!

Mods I have known, Mods I have loved, Mods I have hated: Motorola's failed experiment is now a savvy techie's dream

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I briefly dabbled with an LG G5...

But quickly came to the conclusion that the mods weren't worth the hassle.

Admittedly, this was partly because you had to switch the phone off to switch between them, but the key reason was that I couldn't put a case on it while a mod was attached. And thanks to the educational medium of bitter experience, I have a standing policy of always having a case and screen protector on my phones.

Motorola's implementation was a lot more sane, and a lot of the mods effectively acted as a case, but that'd mean keeping the mod permanently attached, which wouldn't be ideal for things like the camera mod.

Equally, scanning through the list of available mods (https://www.androidcentral.com/moto-mods), there doesn't look to be that much of interest apart from the Hasselblad True Zoom - barring the projector mod, they're pretty much all variations on speakers and battery packs.

And therein lies the issue - for the same price as a given mod, you can generally buy a standalone equivalent, either for less money or with better features. And as an added bonus, the standalone item will be usable with other devices.

E.g. the projector mod is listed at £200 on Amazon. And on the very same page, there's a pico projector advertised for the same price, which runs Android, has a built in battery and claims to throw up to 130 inches, or nearly double the Projector Mod's 70 inches.

And I'd still be able to use my phone while streaming media, to boot.

Admittedly, the value proposition is a bit different now that the mods are being cleared out, but even so, you're buying into a dying eco-system, and while the Z3 is still a pretty shiny piece of kit, you'll probably have to throw the mods away if/when you decide to upgrade in a year or two.

juice

> Is there a mod with a 1/8" stereo jack?

Is there any technical benefit to having something like that? A 3.5mm - 6.35mm adapter can generally be picked up for around a quid, and I'm guessing any signal degredation is unlikely to be noticable to anyone who doesn't believe that gold-plated SATA cables make their MP3s sound richer...

Blockchain is a lot like teen sex: Everybody talks about it, no one has a clue how to do it

juice

History repeats

> Yeah that'll be why every major financial institution on the planet is bollock deep in this technology then...........

Citation needed: except for the increasingly dodgy-looking eCoin exchanges [*], who's actually implemented and is actively using blockchains for something?

Beyond that, it's always worth looking back a little.

Everyone was into tulips, back in ye olde days in Holland

IBM used to have an official presence in Second Life

Apple and Samsung fought to be the first to release a smart watch - and now, Samsung and Huawei are tussling over foldable phones

The fact that a big company (or five) has gotten in on a given trend isn't a sign that the trend is either good or profitable. It's all about perception and marketing: if you're not seen to be doing something, then that could make your investors think you're not on the ball.

And let's face it, if you're a big company, then chucking a few million at this sort of stuff isn't difficult - it's generally tax deductible and generates some positive PR about how forward-thinking and agile the company is. Actually making some money out of it is often just a bonus.

[*] How many do we have, at the minute? There's the bloke who conveniently died in India after all the money mysteriously vanished from the platform, then there's Bitfinex and Tether, who are having mysterious issues with $850 million worth of cryptocurrency....

If the thing you were doing earlier is 'drop table' commands, ctrl-c, ctrl-v is not your friend

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Re: An alternative to Ctrl-c

> Cut instead of Copy doesn't work if the thing you are copying from is copyable but not editable (like a web page).

Sad but true.

Equally, copy-pasta on Linux can be a bit confusing. At least on a fairly vanilla Ubuntu install:

First, in a console/terminal, crtl-C traditionally means "send a STOP request". Instead, you have to use crtl-shift-C and ctrl-shift-V to copy and/or paste.

Secondly, most applications and web browsers (e.g. Chrome, Google Docs) support the use of crtl-C and crtl-V to copy and paste

Thirdly, you can also implicitly copy-paste things by selecting text in the terminal with your mouse and clicking the middle mouse button

Fourthly, the middle mouse button will also paste whatever's been selected by pressing crtl-C

This can lead to occasional fun, as you copy something from a web page[*] and try to paste it into a terminal via the mouse, only to accidentally click-select some text in the terminal. Which then replaces whatever's in the clipboard with the text from the terminal, which may well include a newline or two.

Hey presto: if you're not paying attention, the instant execution of whatever random text you copy-pasta'd. Best hope it's not anything too destructive...

[*] Hello, stackoverflow!

juice

Wouldn't have helped here

DROP TABLE is a DDL[*] command, so can't be rolled back.

And before anyone goes snarking on MySQL (which is usually a valid target TBF), it's the same in Oracle. To quote asktom (https://asktom.oracle.com/pls/apex/asktom.search?tag=ddl-rollback):

> Oracle Database issues an implicit commit before and after any DDL statement ... this means even if the DDL fails, the preceding DML is still committed

So you can end up with a right mess if you attempt to combine DDL and DML in a single transaction which has a failure partway through.

Interestingly, SQL Server appears to support transactional DDL commands. Dunno about Postgres, since it's virtual Monday and I've pretty much run out of energy and caffeine...

[*]DDL: Data Definition Language - essentially, commands which control the structure which holds the data. Unlike DML (Data Manipulation Language) which is used to query and/or change the data held within the structure

A real head-scratcher: Tech support called in because emails 'aren't showing timestamps'

juice

Re: Bulk mail

> I've never had the battery go flat on a piece of paper.

This. And as someone else noted, some airports don't accept e-tickets. And pieces of paper are far less likely to fall prey to being lost or stolen.

I recently had cause to ponder this as my new and slightly bigger phone decided to jump out of my pocket in my friends car when he gave me a lift to the train station.

Fortunately, I had paper tickets and my friend turned up at the other end on time, but it was an interesting flash back to the days of dead-reckoning, back before we all ended up with a magic box in our pockets which lets us talk to anyone in the world and whistle up virtually any information we need in milliseconds.

Equally, paper is still sometimes needed. Wizz Airlines are good (bad?) for this; they tell you that some airports don't accept e-tickets but its virtually impossible to find out which ones fall into this category - the link they provided in the message just led to a page which reiterated this. I spent a bit of time clicking around but didn't manage to find out where this was the case. Which is annoying, as their "print at the airport" service carries a hefty cost - their business model is basically a clone of Ryanair with all the soft and frilly bits trimmed off.

(As part of this, and for more fun, if you opt for the basic ticket, you can't check in any earlier than 3 days before the flight. Which means on a long weekend, you have to check in after you've arrived. Fortunately, their Android app works well enough, once you've waded through all the adverts and upsell "offers". And it turns out that Budapest does accept e-tickets, which saved me having to hunt down a cybercafe...)

Is that a stiffy disk in your drive... or something else entirely?

juice

Re: Help! My stiffies stuck in the slot

> Back when I was younger lad making do with my little 3.5in stiffies, I worked for some rather frugal people who would scour the Earth looking for bulk quantities of cheap media.

I think I've mentioned this in a previous thread many moons ago, but hey.

Back towards the end of the Amiga days, you used to get people at car boot sales flogging bin liners full of magazine cover disks - presumably from remaindered magazine stocks.

Obviously, these were sold at a far cheaper price than a standard box, and while the contents generally weren't of much use [*], they were very useful for anyone who wanted to *ahem* copy their mates disks.

However, the quality of these disks was usually fairly poor - after all, they'd originally been given away for free stuck to the front of a magazine, and then dumped into the bin liner, dropped into the back of a car and then driven around from one car boot sale to another.

And one friend swears that on one occasion when he ejected the disk from his Miggy, something happened which caused it to rocket out like a SABOT tank round, shedding it's case as the magnetic disk sailed wild and free over his desk...

Still, y'know. Cheap.

[*] By this point, the games industry had learned from the mistakes made in the 8-bit era, when the demise of the C64 and Spectrum market was hastened by magazines gleefully bundling half a dozen free games with each issue. So Amiga and Atari ST magazines generally just dumped a handful of apps, single-level game demos and the odd PD/freeware title or two onto their disks...

Now Ponder Mistakes: NPM's heavy-handed management prompts JS code registry challenger

juice

The nice thing about standards...

is that we have so many to choose from.

Now here's a Galaxy far, far away: Samsung stalls Fold rollout after fold-able screens break in hands of reviewers

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Re: A total failure

Yeps - having over a third of the screen covered by a "Explore nearby" popup is highly annoying, especially with larger handsets where you have to stretch to reach the middle of the screen to close the popup.

And while it's slightly off-topic, but I'm increasingly annoyed by how unreliable the desktop version is (as compared to the Android version) when it comes to displaying saved markers. I recently added some markers to a city I want to visit, to try and work out where the most convenient location for a hotel, and they would only show at certain zoom levels: zooming in or out would cause them to vanish.

Equally, it doesn't appear to be possible to export markers from Google Maps into Google My Maps, or vice versa. And you can't tag markers from a "My Maps" overlay. And you can't bulk-edit markers (e.g. to reset them all when revisiting a route). And and and...

*grump*

(Yes, it's virtual Monday. Yes, I spent a chunk of the weekend repairing relative's printers and laptops. Yes, I haven't had enough caffeine yet. Why do you ask?)

Surprising absolutely no one at all, Samsung's folding-screen phones knackered within days

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Keeping up with the Joneses

This was always more about staying ahead - or at least keeping up with - Huawei and Apple. And when you're in a rush to be the first across the line, quality is usually the first thing to suffer.

Google readies Pixel for the masses, but are the masses ready for Pixel?

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Part of the problem..

might be that Google doesn't actually build the phones: it contracts the hardware out to a third party.

E.g. the Pixel and Pixel 2 were built by HTC, the Pixel 2 XL by LG and now the Pixel 3 is being built by Foxconn.

I'm sure there's some benefits to be had from this approach - not least because it gives some of the second-tier manufacturers a bit of a boost against Apple, Samsung and the various Chinese juggernauts.

But at the same time, it means fixing issues takes a lot longer and costs more, not least because a lot of time will be wasted by squabbling as both sides try to prove that the failures are the fault of the other party. Especially if Google continue to only contract with each third party for one or two handsets: no matter what LTS contracts are in place, once the manufacturing contract is finished and the people involved move into new positions/jobs, you'll struggle to get anything useful out of the third party...

Samsung's tricksy midrange teasers want your flagship catch

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Re: The A80 ditches both headphone jack...

To be fair, that may be an artefact of the volume of space needed for the sliding mechanism, rather than a business decision; having the slider and a headphone jack would have meant compromising on battery life.

Huawei P30 Pro: Nifty camera tricks haven't made mobe mandatory over last year's model

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Re: But but but...

True - and if you go for a "second tier" manufacturer such as LG, the cost drops even further.

The entire smartphone business model is looking less and less sustainable these days. It'll be interesting to see who's left once all the dust settles...

juice

But but but...

You've reviewed the audio, network and battery performance? Isn't it all about the camera?

;)

TBH, I think you've nailed it in the conclusion:

> every buyer must address the question: "Is this better value than last year's model?"

My contract ran out a few months ago, so I idled along on a SIM-only deal for a while until the S10+ was released - as much as I was happy with my V30, I figured that two generations worth of improvements for a (relatively) small monthly increment would be worth having.

In the actual event, I've been pretty underwhelmed.

From a functional perspective, thanks to Google Backup, the transition was pretty much seamless. Perhaps too seamless - it pretty much looks, feels and responds identically to my old phone, give or take a few minor differences in the task manager and lock screen.

Battery life was initially pretty poor, but the optimisation algorithms[*] seem to have kicked in and feels roughly on a par with the V30 now. However, this is partially thanks to the larger battery, and since the last OTA firmware update, it seems to be running hotter at times - the wireless charger I use at work and the 2.1A charger in my car are now struggling to keep it topped up. Which is a PITA.

And then there's the camera. It /might/ be slightly better than the one in the V30, but having taken both out to do some comparative shots, any differences in day-to-day use are minimal, the video-recording mode is best described as minimalist and the "pro" camera mode is significantly more fiddly. OTOH, it seems a bit better at long exposures - I was having fun yesterday at a lantern festival, taking pictures of people playing with fire-poi/fire-staffs and the like. But that's sadly not a regular occurrence!

So overall, I've got a new phone which just feels slightly different to my old phone, rather than being a significant upgrade. So barring any revolutionary technological changes, I suspect my days of chasing after the latest and greatest are officially over; instead, I'll just wait six months for the price to halve...

[*] No, they are not AI. Go away.

Two Arkansas dipsticks nicked after allegedly taking turns to shoot each other while wearing bulletproof vests

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Sounds like the muppets who tried to test a book's bullet-stopping capabilities...

Spoiler: it didn't work.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2017/12/20/he-thought-a-book-would-stop-a-bullet-now-his-girlfriend-is-going-to-jail-for-killing-him/?utm_term=.25e62b5add53

To give them some small amount of credit, they did allegedly test the theory on another book, but equally, they used a Desert Eagle .50-caliber pistol and it doesn't take much clickity to find videos of the bullets from these things merrily smashing bricks into powder...

(and yes: different materials, yadda yadda. Still dumb. Don't try this at home, kids...)

Only one Huawei? We pitted the P30 Pro against Samsung and Apple's best – and this is what we found

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> Yes, the camera is one part of the operation of a smartphone, but it isn't the only one, or even the most important.

However, it is currently the key differentiator. You can complain about that all you like, but go to carphone warehouse and take a look at what's on offer, and all you'll see is shelves full of buttonless rectangles. As someone who has to try and sell one buttonless rectangle over another buttonless rectangle, what else can you usefully differentiate on?

Call audio quality is a issue which is (effectively) solved and all the brands/handsets have roughly the same quality.

Battery life? Again, they're all fairly similar, especially since recent pants-on-fire debacles have made people wary of trying to cram too many ergs into their handsets

CPU and RAM? Generally too abstract to be useful, especially at the top end where pretty much everything is using the same chipsets.

Other hardware features? All Android and iOS phones have the same feature set.

Other software features? All Android and iOS phones have the same software features, and attempts to reinvent the wheel or build value-add software (e.g. Bixby) generally haven't met with much enthusiasm from anyone.

So, do tell. If you're not going to focus on the camera, how are you going to convince people that Fondleslab A is better than Fondleslab B? Because by pretty much every other metric, there's likely to be at most a few percent difference in quality/performance.

juice

Actually, it'd be more like this...

Actually, if you travelled back to the 19th century, the conversation would be more like this:

- Look at this amazing handheld device!

= By George, it responds to my touch and displays brightly coloured pictures! What else can it do?

- It can communicate by audio with anyone across the world. Though we don't even have 2g here, so that won't work

= I'll take your word for it, old chap. Anything else?

- Well, it can send telegrams... no, wait. And it can send moving pictures... no, same as the audio and telegrams

= That's a great shame. Still, what happens if I tap on this pictogram of a map?

- That's it's built-in geolocation system. Except GPS hasn't been invented yet and I forgot to download any maps before nipping into the time machine.

= I must say that spinning hourglass looks very realistic. However, I'm not seeing much use for it at present.

- Wait! It has a torch and a compass built in! And it can take full colour photographs without the need for chemicals or long exposures!

= That truly is amazing! Might I borrow it for a trip down to Madame Betty's house of pleasure? Purely for scientific research, I assure you?

- Sadly not, as I also forgot to bring a charger and your steam engine doesn't have any USB ports. Still, we can look at a few pictures of cats before the battery dies...

For me, the term "smartphone" is highly misleading: it's not a phone with a camera bolted on: it's a self-contained computer with network access that happens to have a camera (or five), a microphone, a speaker, a bunch of motion sensors and a large amount of (partially cloud based) "intelligence" to make it easier to use. The ability to make phone calls is just one of many checkbox items in the feature list.

juice

> Total bollocks. The two camera iPhones have a genuine optical zoom on one of cameras, as do the secondary cameras on many other two camera phones ( sone vendors spec a wide angle lens or a black and white sensor instead if a 2x zoom lens).

Not quite. A DSLR or bridge/compact camera will have a single lens which can be manipulated to change the zoom level. Conversely, the iPhone and various other smartphones have a primary "1x" lens and a /secondary fixed-zoom lens (e.g. 2x, 5x), which is usually called a telephoto lens.

So if you want a zoom level which isn't covered by one of the lens (e.g. 3x), your smartphone will have to create it by interpolating the data from one or more of the lenses.

It's this which makes me wary about Huawei's "10x lossless" zoom, given that they have a 1x lens and a 5x lens. My guess is that they're feeding data from both the 40mp 1x lens and the 8mp 5x lens into the interpolation algorithm and then slapping an "AI" label atop it because that's what all the hip and trendy kids do these days...

juice

Re: manual mode...

TBH, I'm not that impressed with the software on the S10; as compared to the software on my old V30 it feels sadly lacking, especially when it comes to video mode - there's no "pro" mode to allow you to fine-tune things.

Admittedly, it generally seems to be doing a reasonable job under it's own steam so far and the sound quality is fine. But in my occasional role[*] as roadie/fanboy/designated recorder, gigs are an absolute nightmare for video recording: there's often harsh contrast, flashing/strobing/moving lights and sometimes dry-ice/fog.

The result is that they often tend to screw-up their focusing /and/ tend towards over-exposure, completely whiting out the faces of the people in the band. Being able to set a fixed focus and tweak the iso and frame rate (while making sure to avoid visual strobing caused by the local lighting frequencies) has been the only way to get something even halfway decent at times...

[*] My housemate is in a band!

juice

> 81) Many cameras now do have a GPS receiver as well - they aren't "inaccurate" as you attempt to imply. All GPS need some time to get a "lock" to enough satellites, how quick depends if they have updated ephemeris or not. Once they get signal from enough satellites, the position is accurate enough. Anyway, I'm afraid the GPS position is often more useful to data slurpers than to the user...

Speak for yourself. A friend uploads his photos to some google service and can use the GPS information for queries. E.g. "show me photos when I was at place X". And social media (Facebook, Instagram, etc) is now often able to read the GPS tags and automatically tag your location to the nearest city/venue.

And personally, I spend a lot of time walking around and taking photos of street art; this weekend I buzzed Nottingham, Leicester and Peterborough and took over 500 photos across a dozen different sites. Which were usually in urban areas and often in a fairly dense maze of roads.

GPS tagging is invaluable for me, because it means I can identify exactly where I was when I took the photo - and in turn, I use it to build maps of the art I've found.

It's not uncommon (e.g. in Paris or Berlin) for me to be walking for 10-12 hours and take a few thousand photos, per day.

So waiting for a DSLR to fire up it's GPS receiver and waiting until it has an accurate lock (as compared to the faster lock-on for a phone's A-GPS) simply isn't feasible - and given that I'm walking up to 30 miles along the way, the extra weight of the DSLR isn't particularly appreciated, either, nor is the fact that it potentially increases the risk of a mugging - graffiti isn't usually found in the most salubrious locations, after all.

You can argue that I've got something of a niche use-case, and I wouldn't argue too much about it. But the use-case for my friend is much more common, and will increasingly become more so as people use their mobile phones for events involving family and friends.

As to the social media tagging; I guess that depends on whether you count it as "data slurping" or not. Certainly, if I see something interesting in someone's feed, it's always useful having a hint as to where I need to go to see it in person!

Regarding your point 2): I've happily printed photos from my smartphone at A3, though again, I'll concede that I'm mostly taking photos of relatively unchallenging subjects - they're photos of pictures painted onto walls ;)

(I'd actually be more than happy to upload some "raw" examples somewhere for quality critiquing!)

And many smartphones can take photos in RAW these days (though again, quality vs a DSLR will be relatively limited).

And if comms-silence is important, you can turn airplane mode on for a smartphone - or conversely, call for help! Because as I noted above, a DSLR is much heavier and much tougher to conceal - and arguably makes you a more obvious target for mugging.

Editing on a camera vs editing on a phone (and/or filtering thereof): horses for courses.

Screen sizes: at a glance on jessops.com, I can't see anything larger than a 3.2" screen. And I take the point about tiltable/rotatable displays, though equally, I'd note that my smartphone is far lighter and smaller than a DSLR, so can be held at awkward angles far more easily.

Cameras and DNLA/wifi: as with "smart" TVs, I've found the actual implementation of these to be highly hit and miss. I've certainly strugged to get wifi working on the Sony HX1 I own on any of my more recent smartphones, though IIRC, the app for my Panasonic Lumix was fairly capable. Then there's the fact that the software built into these cameras doesn't tend to be upgradable or configurable.

As to camera batteries: as per above, I can shoot several thousand photos in a day, and I took my new Samsung S10+ out for a spin this weekend. At my first stop, I took around 300 photos in about 30 minutes. And that cost me about 15% of the phone's charge. And if I'd done that while on holiday, I would have plugged in a USB battery pack (Anker for the win!) and continued to walk *and* take photos while it topped itself up. Instead, I went back to the car, plugged it in, fired up google maps and drove to the next location :)

In the end, as I've said before, DSLRs unarguably have an edge on quality. But smartphones are Good Enough for most people's use cases, and far easier to lug about!

juice

> So what were your advantages of a smartphone camera again

Well...

1) It can GPS tag the photo in realtime

2) It can upload to storage or social media without the need to find a wifi hotspot

3) It can crop the photo

4) It can apply filters - from simple colour tweaks up to perspective transforms and whichever "snapchat" filters are currently hip with the youngsters today

5) It can display the photos at human-viewable size immediately after taking - a Canon EOS only has a 2.7" screen, versus the mighty 6" screen of my phone. And as an added bonus, the touchscreen controls make it incredibly easy to zoom in and flick between the photos

60 If you're feeling fancy, you can send your photos and videos to any nearby TVs via DNLA magic

To be fair, some DSLRs do have GPS, though this can take several seconds to get a good lock and can therefore be wildly inaccurate

Equally, some even support social-media uploads, or you can simply transfer the photos to your phone and then upload anywhere

But as far as I'm aware, they can't do any editing of the photo or apply any filters, and they're pretty poor when it comes to showing people the photos they contain.

So what were your advantages of a DSLR camera again? Sounds like I'll be carrying around a lot of weight - and having another set of batteries to charge - for less functionality than my phone offers. And I'd rather not carry a DSRL with me all the time, or take it into places where it could get damaged (e.g. nightclubs) - even assuming that I'd be allowed in with such a device [*].

Yes, yes, I know that the quality of the photos will be better. But for most people, smartphone photos are now Good Enough, in much the same way that MP3 proved to be good enough when compared to CDs and vinyl, and streaming video proved to be good enough against DVD and Blu-ray. Snark all you want about the quality; we'll be over here having fun and taking Good Enough photos to prove it...

[*] A number of festivals I go to bar people from bringing in "professional" recording devices, and I have seen people turned away from the gates as a result!

Dutch director cops roar deal after selling off lion-based schlock to China

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Ride the zeitgeist!

Sounds like it's managed to be in the right place at the right time and has been aided by a huge marketing blitz. As such, I'd be inclined to see what happens to ticket sales in the second week before declaring it a success.

Then too, while I wish them all the luck in attempting to do so, I suspect it's not going to be easy to do the same again, especially if they're going to be pushing for royalties rather than a fixed fee. Still, I'll await Prey 2 with interest :)

Microsoft's corporate veep for enterprise puts the boot into boot times

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Really?

> As many Reg readers know, Windows 10 devices can sometimes require users take a trip to the bathroom, make a fresh cup of coffee and have a stretch, before a usable cursor finally crawls onto the screen

Really? For me, Windows 10 boots are fairly quick and clean - the machine under the TV in the living room (steam/media streaming - I3, 8gb) gets rebooted pretty much daily, and is generally up and running in under 20 seconds, though it can take a bit longer for SMB mounts to become available.

The only time I debate nipping to put the kettle on is whenever Microsoft decides that there's some new patches which absolutely have to be installed.

Admittedly, it's a deliberately clean build and I've done my best to disable the various agents which Microsoft deem necessary - Skype, OneDrive, etc. But I suspect the issue is more about third party processes, plus the proliferation of underspecc'd machines - e.g. a Celeron with 4GB of ram; this would probably fly under Android, but Windows isn't quite as flexible.

(I have a Chuwei Hi12 12" dual-boot tablet - quad core atom, 4gb ram. It's noticeably more usable under Android as compared to Windows, though this may partly be due to the fact that no matter how much Microsoft pretends otherwise, Windows 10 just isn't fit for use in a tablet context...)

OTOH, back when I was in corporate land and using a laptop liberally festooned with HDD encryption and several dozen company-mandatory "agents" (AV, VPN, update monitors, etc), rebooting was actively painful regardless of which version of Windows was involved. Ironically, this often led to people forgoing reboots for as long as possible, resulting in larger exposure windows for zero-day exploits and the like!

Are you sure you've got a floppy disk stuck in the drive? Or is it 100 lodged in the chassis?

juice

As I understand it, 5.25 disks were generally more reliable because they were both physically bigger and lower capacity; the wider "tracks" and longer pulses naturally made them more fault tolerant.

OTOH, they were physically less robust, though arguably that helped to remind people to treat them with more respect, unlike their 3.5 brethren which would often be slung unprotected into briefcases or school bags, or even used as coffee mats...

P30 pic pyrotechnics in Paris: That's one Huawei to set the smartphone world alight

juice

Re: 50x optical zoom?

I used to have one, though IIRC, I never really rated the photo quality. I went though a lot of compact camera models before finally settling on the Canon Ixus range...

juice

Re: Couldn't be happier with my Mate 20 Pro

In the past, I've upgraded because there were significant improvements over the last - each new generation has generally offered a larger/brighter screen, a faster CPU, more RAM and longer battery life alongside the camera improvements.

And that in turn meant I could move more activities from a PC or laptop onto my phone; these days, I generally only fire up the PC for media editing and large swathes of typing

But at this point, everything's pretty much peaked. Screens are now getting too large to comfortably use (and ironically, tend to run at a downscaled resolution to improve battery life), and with Moore's law fading away and heavy-processing tasks being moved to custom silicon and/or the cloud, CPU and RAM upgrades are offering little of benefit.

So yeah: this is the first time where I've felt that the "upgrade" was noticeably anti-climatic. So I may well switch over to staying 6-12 months behind the curve and picking up top-tier handsets once they've been suitably devalued...

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