* Posts by zb

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Unlocked iPhone 5 on sale in US, cheaper than UK - but not cheap

zb
Unhappy

Sounds like a bargain to me

Here in Brazil the 16GB iPhone 4S costs R$2000 which at today's rate is almost £600. Apple appear to be too ashamed to quote the prices of phones with more storage

http://store.apple.com/br/browse/home/shop_iphone/family/iphone4s

The good news is that it includes free shipping!

The Lord of the Rings saga lies hidden deep in your Mac

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Re: Not for me

Try putting a space after cat

cat /usr/share/calendar/calendar.lotr

Girlfriend 'tried to MURDER ME with her AMPLE BREASTS'

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That reminds me ...

... of the joke about the distillery worker who fell in a VAT of whisky and drowned. He had to get out twice to have a pee.

Forstall ousted from Apple after refusing to apologise for Maps

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FAIL

Re: Jobs vs Cook round 2

That was a very witty remark and whichever plonker downvoted it had obviously never heard of William Shakespeare, Juilius Caesar and other minor historical figures.

iPhone owners sue Apple for locking Jesus mobe to AT&T

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Unlock the phone

It costs about £5 and takes 5 minutes in any number of small phone repair and computer shops around where I live. There is even one bar where the owner does it while you have a beer.

I can see that it might be entertaining to join in a multi-billion dollar class action but there is an easy solution to the perceived problem.

Why James Bond's Aston Martin Top Trumps the rest

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150MPH?

The Jaguar marketing department was not that daft if people still believe their 150mph claim. Nowadays they would be in court facing the trading standards lawyers. It could not do 150 downhill with a following wind, not even close. 140 definitely, maybe 141 or even 142 tops.

'Hypersensitive' Wi-Fi hater loses case against fiendish DEVICES

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Re: Inquiring minds...

But that does not prove that the WAP did not kill him. Maybe without it he would have reached a massive 12 years.

The headline does mention evidence-based science :)

Manchester plods cop £120k fine for USB-stick-inna-wallet data gaffe

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Criminal record?

Does this mean that Manchester Police are now on some sort of register of known offenders and their members barred from helping children cross the road and other potentially dangerous activities?

Red Hatters seal chumship with Zend on OpenShift PHP cloud

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Zend it like Beckham

There really should be a Nobel Prize for headlines

McFlurry McMisdemeanour costs Welsh lass McJob

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Happy

Re: McBastards

In view of the headline I think you meant McSlurry

Apple's iCloud goes titsup, email evaporates for unlucky 1%

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Re: "Fanbois see it as their God"

I saw it tonight on the BBC World. A rough approximation of the interview went as follows:

Q: Are you waiting in the queue to buy a new iPhone?

A: Yes

Q: Do you know how much it will cost?

A No.

Q: Do you know how big the screen will be?

A No.

Q: Do you know what new features there will be?

A: No

Q: Did you buy the new phone last March?

A: yes

Q: If they sell a new version next March would you buy it?

A Probably

Bomb sniffing “electric nose” turns cancer detector

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Joke

Re: "it's a crap way to die"

You are clearly not Klingon

Apple flat-screen TV to ship by holiday season?

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Stop

Holiday season?

Do you mean next month when we Brits start our summer holidays? If you mean Christmas please say so. I hope the euphemisms of political correctness can be banished from El Reg for at least another ten years.

Windows 8 release preview imminent

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Re: hoo ray

"The main criticism of the start button was it said "start" which didn't make a whole lot of sense since the computer was already started."

It made even less sense when you had to click it to stop the computer.

Bio student thrown in the clink for Muamba Twitter rant

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Re: Clearly...

"LOL **** Muamba. He's dead!!!"

That is not even racist, offensive and pathetic yes. Is the El Reg story incomplete or is it racism merely because Muamba is black? Maybe he has an irrational hatred of Bolton or anyone who plays against Tottenham

Pub landlady's footie sat-TV battle moves law's goal posts

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Meh

When the boot is on the other foot ...

... Sky do not care.

For years every tourist pub in Spain has had Sky TV, also most British residents there. They are domestic licences for UK use only. This is totally against the terms of the contract and is prejudicial to the owners of Spanish broadcast rights.

Sky do nothing about this because they are receiving a substantial revenue from selling something they do not own. If you call Sky ask for support and say you are in Spain they will cut you off. They operate a "don't tell and we won't ask" policy.

I had Sky in my house in Spain for many years so I cannot claim any moral high ground here but Sky make me want to vomit when they get all self-righteous and object so someone else doing something they themselves do and make millions out of it.

In the works of Corporal Jones "They don't like bayonets up them"

Paper pictures failed hostage rescue with Call of Duty shot

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Who believes the papers in any case?

Whenever I have had personal experience of something that is in the press the report has little resemblance to anything I experienced. Most stories are a little bit boring and they cannot resist sexing things up. The punters demand it and they flock to the more disreputable papers.

PS Naturally El Reg is exempt from this accusation as it is a well known fact that all its stories are accurate, well thought out and rigorously checked for facts.

Chunnel mobile available – but only while heading towards UK

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Hardly surprising ...

That the French have completed the deal while the Brits ar still deciding what they want. They finished the roads and station for the chunnel 20 years after it opened.

Western Digital slips solid hardness into EMC's eager slot

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Another great headline

Nice to see that standards are being maintained :)

AOL joins advertiser exodus from Rush Limbaugh

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A traditional view

"Corporations have one job and one purpose only and that is to earn shareholders as much money as possible."

That was the good old days. Now it is to make as big a trough as possible for senior management to bury their snouts.

Election hacked, drunken robot elected to school board

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Re: Secure?

It is a while since I have been involved but in the UK the tellers are bank employees who are junior enough to want to earn a few extra quid. They are supervised by the returning officer (often the Mayor) and his staff of couciol employees.

Your friends sound like tellers who are unofficial volunteers from the political parties who sit outside the polling station and invite to voters to identify themselves. The candidates' representatives use this information so that they can identify their probable supporters who appear not to have voted yet.

Each candidate is entitled to be present at the count and is allowed nominees to watch each table. It is open to the press but the public are not allowed in.

There is a more detailed description here http://www.helium.com/items/1798154-counting-the-votes-in-a-uk-election It took me at least ten seconds to find that so I guess your were not that interested to hear how it works.

UK.gov: We really are going to start buying open-source from SMEs

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Never?

"Protectionism is never a good thing, there may be short term gains, but they are always outweighed by the long term consequences."

Like after WW2 the US government supported their aircraft industry in a big way and the British industry could not compete and died. Then Lockheed and Boeing ruled the roost. Once the opposition is destroyed there are long term advantages to a short term subsidy.

Economics Nobel prizewinner Paul Krugman discussed this in his book "Peddling Prosperity"

There could be a long term advantage in aggressively supporting open source in the UK thus helping build up the software industry.

Has Microsoft finally killed off Windows 8 Start button?

zb
Joke

With no start button ...

how will you turn it off?

Apple FileVault cracked in under an hour by forensics biz

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Well-heeled blackhats prepared to fork out $1,000 ...

Whether they need to pay will depend on how good Passware's own security is. i wonder how long before a crack is available.

New forum Wishlist

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Logging in

Why do I have to log in separately to each domain? As far as I am concerned I am visiting El Reg and do not care if it is www.reghardware.com http://www.channelregister.co.uk or whatever.

My other gripe is that every time I give the thumbs up to a post (after I have logged in again for the umpteenth time) I am dumped into a stupid page telling me how happy/unhappy you are that I liked/did not like the comment. I must then scroll to the bottom to click the "back to where I was " button. Why can it not just accept up/down vote and not take me from the page I am reading? Plenty of other sites do that.

TripAdvisor: OK, not all our reviews are trustworthy or real

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I use TA

It is a useful site but you have to read between the lines. I tend to ignore the very best and the very worst reviews and look at the middle ones. If there are not at least ten reviews they are not reliable.

It is like eBay and Wikipedia: you have to think a bit while you click. That does not invalidate them.

Swedish Supreme Court chucks out Pirate Bay appeal bid

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Joke

Planking

They are lucky that they will not be made to suffer the traditional penalty for pirates of walking the plank.

Ex-staffer: Apple assigns new workers to made up projects

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Trollface

He has been around for a while ...

... but I think he is trying to beat his personal best for thumbs down. At 30:0 and still rising I think he must be getting close. He does have a natural talent for pissing people off:)

Judges probe minister's role in McKinnon extradition saga

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Alien

This all started under Tony Blair and New Labour. I thought that Brown would sort it out as part of his "I am not not Tony" new broom. Then the Tories took over with the help if the Lib Dems. Finally, i thought, now someone can tell the Americans to bugger off. Wishful thinking :(

This whole case is so fantastic that I have great difficulty coming up with a logical explanation for the behaviour of British politicians. Just about everyone I know agrees that all that McKinnon needed was a rap on the knuckles and his computers confiscated.

I cannot believe that the UK will allow the deportation of one of its citizens for a fairly trivial crime with a sentence many times higher than could be exacted here. This is regardless of the fact that there is no real reciprocity. Being a little more cynical than I used to be I now do not find it so surprising that our politicians will allow the destruction of the life of one of the little people for no particular reason other than kissing the arse of Uncle Sam.

It all makes me wonder if maybe they are really all lizard people.

Reg Hardware Awards 2011 Winners

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Bill Gates walks into a bar ...

... and the average net worth of the customers is hundreds of $millions.

Footie club sacks striker for homophobic tweet

zb
Joke

If you were as good looking as me ...

... you would have an idea of what it is like.

Google attacks Twitter's search bias claim

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Another feature

This saves me finding a way to exclude Twitter results from my searches.

GiffGaff boots freetards off mobile network

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Pareto Principle

Have they never heard of the Pareto Principle. (also known as the 80–20 rule, the law of the vital few, and the principle of factor sparsity) states that, for many events, roughly 80% of the effects come from 20% of the causes. Quoted from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pareto_principle It is pretty obvious from experience even if you have not heard of the theory.

Acer intros skinny 15in notebook

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FAIL

Smart sleep tech

"Acer calls it "Green Instant On" - allows the machines to come awake in 1.5 seconds and "ensures battery life that lasts several weeks","

I expect I will be marked as an Apple fanboi (which I am not) but this seems to describe my vintage Macbook Pro which is five years old. I just shut the lid and walk away. As soon as it re-opens it works. I have never timed it but it feels like less than 1.5 seconds. Is Acer going to be sued?

Germans increase office efficiency with 'cloud ceiling'

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ssssh

or someone will patent them.

iPad typos are Apple's fault, not yours - new claim

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no, no, no ...

This is a feature.

Study finds piracy withering against legal alternatives

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As a Brit living in Brazil I do not have options 1, 2 or 3. I do run a virtual server in London and watch iPlayer via a socks proxy. There are not many films for sale or rental in the original language and the choice is minimal. The mail is not very reliable and customs duty is extortionate so mail order is out.

So I buy and rent what I can and use torrents for what I cannot and don't lose too much sleep about it.

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Possibly

Actually, possibly, a sample size of 2000 is very good.

Provided that it is a carefully selected representative sample. The typical "survey" quoted in press releases consists a PR junior assistant asking a couple of people in the pub a loaded question.

There is a pretty good short description here

http://www.osra.org/itlpj/bartlettkotrlikhiggins.pdf

Area 51 to host sci-fi knocking shop

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Paris Hilton

I like the idea of having sex with Zaphod Beeblebrox's sister. The idea of having sex with a girl with two heads creates all sorts of interesting fantasies.

Paris .. because it is obvious ...

Hidden Dragon: The Chinese cyber menace

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Working hours

If all the attacks really do happen between 9am and 5pm we have proof that it is done by civil servants and not real hackers. If this is not enough to convince: further analysis will show that there is no activity during weekends or Friday afternoons.

Bah, humbug! Virgin Media censors Charles D**kens

zb

"which prompted us to ask if the whole thing was a PR stunt."

Surely he replied that it was a cunning stunt.

zb

You mean H2G2

IBM: 'Your PC will read your mind by 2016'

zb

"Quite who’ll develop this isn’t known – El Reg can’t see the power companies being thrilled about it."

As a wild guess I would say maybe the battery manufacturers?

A silly season article. As dale321 hinted, it would have been much more interesting if it had compared the predictions with those of five years ago. Or ten.

iPhone users get iJustHadAShag bedpost-notch boast app

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FAIL

Wankers

They do not have a box for Mrs Hand and her five lovely daughters - by far the most likely activity of anyone downloading this app.

Facebook disses Effin Irishwoman

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Scunthorpe

How long before they ban that town?

Apple Thunderbolt Display 27in monitor

zb

Great phrase

"it’s built to a standard that makes you wet your pants but priced to tighten your scrotum."

Oh so true!

Crack GCHQ's code and become the next James Bond

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It is only illegal when you get caught.

zb

Probably he will have hacked illegally, be ineligible and have not reason not to publish.

Global warming much less serious than thought - new science

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Climate scientists funded by the US government ....

I stopped reading after this.

US gov spunks $200K on busted weather app

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Too firkin right.

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