121 posts • joined 5 Nov 2010
But beware of Space Herpes!
It's self-help for people who have given up on free will.
must be full of nanobots...
Best oxymoron I've seen all week.
Can we have a drinking bleach icon?
Bill Zass isn't worth damaging a perfectly good car
What, no OpenBSD?!
Hacking Windows and Mac boxes via web browsers is like walking a tightrope laid on the ground.
Hopeless Ubuntu Disaster
My first thought was that the domain was for an English gay voyeur site -- Peter Spies....
The company that made Ronald McDonald's flying hamburger.
"I find it hard to believe that all the WP7 users in the world are somehow connected to me"
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
Mine's the one with the Dark Helmet
I'm blocking all of Korea with Squid -- \.co\.kr
Because if it reactivates, that means the space aliens turned it into a BOFH-style orbital Death Robot when no one was looking.
Anyone who can't figure out how to search for riots in London and not the history of London should turn the computer off.
Wrong have you phrased your post. Be as follows it should:
"Much cholesterol in their blood there is"
With a verb should your sentence end.
...thought you looked familiar
We had to work in a urinal.
The only human that could fix all that stuff is Travis W. Redfish.
Then Best Buy bought them and stuck the name on their in-house tech support department. Surprisingly (to management) their tech support still isn't worth a handful of sour owl crap.
for using Optimus as a brand name in the 1970's
How long before this aircraft is included in Microsoft Flight Simulator?
Sounds like a name for a circus performer.
Maybe the guy meant "empress" but spelled it so badly his spellchecker put in empresario.
"Would it be too much to describe him as a floppy-haired, cravat wearing fuckwit?"
"how much are these jets burning???"
Nothing when they're in the hangar.
Freezing was the least of our worries in school, though. We were eaten by dinosaurs. Every last one of us. No survivors.
Can we really call this a discovery if if was done in the Land of Make-Believe? Really, NASA could just be having a bad DREAM.
1. The Wall of Moss in the otherwise sterile work environment.
2. The replies to viewer comments seem to have been written by slightly retarded robots.
I hope that was sarcasm.
Hotdogs are actually made of the unmentionable parts of animals with a bit of sawdust thrown in for filler.
...you'd have quite a fondleslab
We have Deep Fry
You have Stephen Fry
You want to drink bleach?!
That's when two guys go out...
In my day we couldn't afford pants. Had to wear rolled-up newspapers we found in other people's garbage.
The blind leading the blank.
1:38 is pretty good too.
At least it's not a bung.
Where will they get the drives? Thailand sank.
When the Nazis traveled to the dark side of the moon from their secret base in Antarctica.
Wetwired monkey brains _are_ the internet!
But it will be Sparkling Shit!
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