* Posts by werdsmith

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Self-driving cars doomed to be bullied by pedestrians

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Re: Non-issue.

If there is a red light for pedestrians at a crossing, 95% of people wait - regardless of traffic.

Yes, this is how we tell who is a tourist from abroad and who is local in the UK, the tourist wait for the green man, the local cross if there is no traffic.

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Re: fun.apply(handbrake)

Yes, my car has already emergency stopped when a woman stepped off the pavement. She stopped and stepped back, but my car had already stopped and was braking before I responded.

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Re: Wait a minute...

It already happens where 20MPH zones have been imposed. Because of the slower traffic pedestrians take more risks venturing into the road, and the number of pedestrian impact accidents increase. The accidents are less serious but there are more of them.

Microsoft's Surface Studio desk-slab, Dial knob, Surface Book: We get our claws on new kit

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Re: Microsoft Surface Studio

John Lewis price match Currys/PCWorld prices, even their online prices, then give you a solid 2 year warranty plus genuine customer service. If they stock what you want then they are the better option for anyone with any sense, not just high income folk.

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Re: Microsoft Surface Studio

John Lewis IS cheap, in that they price match against competitors even after you've purchased and give you a good 2 year warranty. I've never thought of John Lewis as middle class or aspirational. That's more a House of Fraser tag.

Microsoft goes back to the drawing board – literally, with 28" tablet and hockey puck knob

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Re: I like it

I get the feeling that much of the vitriol is from ladies who protest too much and a few of Aesop's foxes.

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Re: The silver hockey puck works on and off the screen.

IDIOTS when it comes to GUI. Though mystifyingly Ubuntu has same disease and Apple Mac nows seems to be going backwards, though I never have liked their search tool and stupid big Dock/launcher at the bottom of screen. One that pops out from the side makes far more sense on Widescreen Landscape, only top/bottom on Portrait screens. Why do almost no screens (and none on laptop) support portrait, though many graphics drivers do? I only use TV to watch video.

Or maybe it's you.

Because sometimes we have to accept that our own personal subjective preferences don't necessarily represent those of the rest of the universe.

I've arrived on Mars. Argggh, my back!

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Re: Spin is the answer

If you rotate the entire ship - now you cant service anything from the outside without first stopping the rotation (need a lot of fuel). You can't go outside except at the axis of rotation or you get thrown away from the ship...

If you ignore the life support suit that the spacewalkers wear, this is the same as working on high bridges/buildings etc, like a Steeplejack. The SteepleJack can climb on the outside of a high building with the right equipment, just as I can walk across the Millau viaduct without plummeting to earth.

LASER RAT FENCE wins €1.7m European Commission funds

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So they starve to death? Is that the outcome we really want?

Or they will go and eat some other food that is not protected by lasers.

Possible reprieve for the venerable A-10 Warthog

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Capable of some exciting low level manouvering too. Out cycling in my teens somewhere near Upper Heyford we encountered a pair of them out just playing around. I'm sure one of them lined us up in their gunsight.

Swedes ban camera spy-drones for anything but crime fighting

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Re: Muppets

Oh FFS. Nobody is going to have their privacy violated by a drone that makes a noise like a hundred thousand angry wasps. They are not exactly surreptitious. It's not going to catch you in the act, when you hear the drone in the distance you can put your cock away before it even gets over your fence.

Finally, that tech fad's over: Smartwatch sales tank more than 50%

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Re: Things that a smart watch is good for

So some guy wants to wear a big watch. Shrug. Others wear ear-rings, gold chains, rings and have tattoos. That's the way things are. I personally, wouldn't want to wear a big watch but I'm not the centre of the universe so what I want doesn't matter squat. <br/>

Hey but maybe deriding somebody else's choices makes people feel better about themselves, for some reason of inadequacy. If that's the case then fill yer boots.

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Re: How about a watch that...

Someone always pulls the "I've got a watch that actually tells the time" thing on every one of these discussions. It's not unlike the "I've got a phone that I use to actually make phone calls" things.

I don't really need a watch (or a phone) to tell the time, the time is everywhere I need it.

I do like the no ring tone silence, and the quick look to see if a notification is worth acting on or can be ignored.

Really there are a billion things in this world that I don't find useful but others do. I'm not really all that inclined to try and deride people that do find them useful though. That would make me look far more like a tosser than having a smartwatch would.

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Re: Batteries

I use a first gen pebble time too. Very useful to me. Their new Time 2 or whatever just didn't do much extra that was useful for me to upgrade. Plus they seem to have gone down the already saturated fitness route with their Health thing.

The other problem for Pebble is that they just don't have the mass to be able to afford the marketing required to really shift numbers. They depend on social media and word of mouth, so even though they are probably the most sorted smartwatch and one of the cheapest, nobody knows it.

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"It has also become evident that at present smartwatches are not for everyone," said Jitesh Ubrani, senior research analyst for IDC Mobile Device Trackers.

Well I can see why Jitesh is a senior research analyst, with such incredible insight. None of us ordinary folk could have worked that out on our own.

Just what Europe needs – another bungled exit: Mars lander goes AWOL

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Re: There shouldn't have been a KaBoom!

Latest reports say that the parachutes jettisoned too early and the rockets fired for 4 seconds instead of 30. So at least it won't need to use its drill to get under the Martian surface.

Hopefully Matt Damon's potato crop is not damaged.

The shoestring Beagle actually did a better job of landing, just the B&Q butt hinges on the panels were too stiff so they failed to open.

Oracle's quarterly security release offers 253 patches

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Oracle

Are they still here?

Spinal Tap’s bass player sues former French sewer

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Re: Best comedy of all time?

Look everybody, my own personal sense of humour and my subjective preferences are the definitive ones right? So I'll decree what is the funniest of all time.

YMMV.

US reactor breaks fusion record – then runs out of cash and shuts down

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Re: Quotation from the article: "the high pressures required for burning plasma"

however by definition a plasma is, to use a technical term, damn hot.

Not the plasma running round my veins and arteries. It's roundabout 37C.

Drone idiots are still endangering real aircraft and breaking the rules

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Re: Autorotation

Although I should add that with a heli, the ability to fly a controlled approach and landing without power does depend on the alert pilot recognising and correctly responding to the engine failure in good time, particularly in lighter helicopters with low rotor inertia. Failure to respond may result in rotor RPM decaying to an unrecoverable speed, and the time available on a light helicopter if the disk is under a high load at the time of engine failure (fairly likely) may only be a couple of seconds.

In the same circumstances in a fixed wing, there will always be lift available by pitching down to gain airspeed, as log as there is altitude to do so.

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Re: Heavy regulation

You can use a search engine to look up the airprox reports - reference numbers 2016114, 2016119, 2016123, 2016128.

The report that was filed of a drone hitting an airliner was investigated and decided it was probably a plastic bag. It was reported right here on The Register. It is OK and healthy for people to be skeptical about what we are told, and very unhealthy to accept everything that has an official stamp on it as 100% correct.

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Autorotation

Yes, height and airspeed can be converted into lift, just as it can with a fixed wing plane.

People intuitively believe a helicopter will fall out of the sky without power, but if that were the case then there would be none certified to fly, no helicopters.

A student pilot has to learn to fly a power off approach before they are allowed solo.

German regulators won't let Tesla use the name 'Autopilot'

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Re: VW did nothing wrong

VW did nothing wrong, so VW's management were apologising and sending billions of € compensating people for the sheer embarassment of being a VW driver.

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Re: Go Germany! I don't think so ha ha

as a rule, German's dont brag about how great their country is, they're a particularly modest people.

We know different Germans.

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Re: Assistopilot

Definitely not, please; too easily converted into Assist - o - Pilot, which I suspect would be popular in the US.

In the 1950s Cessna aircraft marketed their spring steel undercarriage with a nosewheel instead of tailwheel arrangement as "land-o-matic". Interestingly, people did not expect the aircraft to land without any pilot control inputs.

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Re: Well done Germany

This is an example of having to legislate for the lowest common denominator.

Tesla warn people at every opportunity that they need to stay in control of their car, maintain full attention to the road and hold the steering wheel. When they buy the car, when they start the car, when they switch on the assist, when they engage it. And if they still don't pay enough attention it reminds them again.

If, after all that, the driver still thinks they can watch a DVD then changing a couple of works really is not going to make any difference.

Apple's car is driving nowhere

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It will be disappointing. I was really hoping to have the idiot humans taken out of the road safety equation. But if the idiot humans are still at the top pulling some of the strings then it's not going to work out.

Location boffins demo satellite-free navigation

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Re: Very useful. Not.

I need a Red Hot Chili Peppers antenna.

Blighty's Home Office database blunders will deprive hundreds of GB driving licences

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Re: Stasi nation

What is really needed is a hard reset of the way any government or opposition communicates its activities to the electorate. What we need is actual truth, but what we get from the variously polarised media outlets is shit-stirring. Consequently we have a broken democracy, millions of hysterical gullible twats crying and wetting their pants, hopeless people in government and even more hopeless people being offered for opposition.

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Re: Total xenophobia !

I had my passport examined today, just this morning at Dublin Airport. On a journey that started and ended in the CTA.

The exploding Note 7 is no surprise – leaked Samsung doc highlights toxic internal culture

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Re: Business as usual then

I think the way they spoke about the employees in their presentation is pretty mild compared to the way that me and my colleagues talk about our senior management.

Pound falling, Marmite off the shelves – what the UK needs right now is ... an AI ethics board

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Re: Alternatives

Get some Vegemite up ya.

I presume it's available there?

Yeah, Vegemite which like Marmite for kids.

We can get it if we look hard enough (is it supposed to be a Kraft product?)

http://www.waitrose.com/shop/ProductView-10317-10001-3721-Kraft+vegemite

Thought it was Aussie, not American corporate.

Anyway, prefer my salt-bomb home grown.

Facebook's 'Workplace' collaboration dogfood is now on your menu

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Yes. Die on its arse like Yammer.

This is Yammer beyond the firewall.

What could go wrong?

Linus Torvalds says ARM just doesn't look like beating Intel

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Re: The man is a giant...

The Pi's origins are hobbling it a bit, its chip is actually a GPU that has an ARM processor tagged on as an auxiliary support device, it actually depends on the GPU to boot. That was what was available to the founders without developing something new, and they presumably didn't foresee their current situation (and even if they did they were working on a shoestring). If they were to depart from the mostly compatible Pi format and produce something with dedicated NIC, SATA and RAM > 1GB and they used the existing PI popularity to make that into something of a standard then you have a step toward ARM/Linux desktop.

But I think that would require an external backer, like Broadcom maybe, to take a risk on it.

Amazon supremo Bezos' Blue Origin blows its top over Texas desert

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They fired the capsule off a stable ascending rocket, so if there is a real emergency and the rocket is vibrating like crazy, oscillating in pitch or actually destructing then they will be ejecting in an untested situation.

Good God, we've found a Google thing we like – the Pixel iPhone killer

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Re: Sigh.The Cloud.

If people only accessed data through their cellphone service then yes, but all that unlimited storage is available to you when you connect using the WiFi. I rarely have to go on the mobile data for anything significant. There is so much WiFi, home, office, high street.

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Re: Err, written by a fanboy who has not seen a decent android phone

As someone that has purchased and used several Android phones over the years, each time hoping they have fixed the UI that I can't stand, this article gave me hope that there actually is a decent Android phone out there for me. One that I could get along with.

Guess it's just the same old same old mess then.

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Re: Read it and grin madly

And the accountants would take them to court.

British trio win Nobel prize for physics

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Yay! 1980s is back!

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The brain drain.

We don't respect clever people enough.

is kool 2b fik innit.

Blighty's telly, radio watchdog Ofcom does a swear

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Re: B*h!

As they do in much of the English speaking world.

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Re: What?

What the hell is an 'Iberian slap'

It's a bras d'honneur of course.

Jeez, don't they teach anything in GCSE French these days?

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Re: The watershed [..] still has wide support among those surveyed

I think she ended up with quite a shock when she realised just how much the TV is filtered, even after 9pm.

Then she would be in for seriously deep shock if she heard how kids in school talk. Sara Pascoe would probably blush.

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Those Ned Flanders and tutting poor loves should not get within earshot of any group of schoolkids walking home from school. You know, those kids that the watershed is supposed to protect could out-MF Eddie Murphy at his peak.

Londoners react with horror to Tube Chat initiative

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As was the reaction of people she said good morning to, as she got onto the carriage. And her reaction at being grumpily ignored.

There's something not quite ringing true about this Register article, I mean if you get on a tube to move around central London in the daytime, chances are that the majority of folk riding will not be Londoners, but will be tourists or new residents from around the world. Often in groups and they do talking in their little groups whilst moving around and bumping everyone with their enormous backpacks.

How do they catch on the the tube etiquette of pretending nobody else exists so quickly? Do they take lessons?

The lady saying good morning has a strong chance of addressing an affable Kiwi or a friendly Swede and should get a response.

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Re: I did it once

If you drop a contact lens on the tube, then you really do not want it back in your eye.

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Re: Disgusting

And if the person next to you is leaning forward with their forehead against the wall in front of them, then they are very drunk and will probably vomit very soon.

Tokyo man arrested for selling jailbroken iPhones

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Re: Arrested? Wow

Jailbreaking was once used to get round network lock-in and even IMEI blacklisting. People would buy "unlocked" iPhones on Ebay and then find themselves holding a deaf phone on the next iOS upgrade.

Pokemon NO! Hospital demands ban on virtual creatures after addicts invade private wards

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Re: Sad dull

You are 100% correct Mr Cunningham but this is The Register and any opportunity to be scornful about anything will be taken. It is the nature of some folk, it makes them feel better about their own shortcomings.

Nissan reveals self-driving chair

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Re: Overtaking?

How about one that can deal with a non-queue queue at a really busy pub bar. That would be impressive AI.