Posts by Ed Carter

Pakistani lawyer petitions for death of Mark Zuckerberg

The King of Kensington

I tried to tell F*c****k to aloow people to leave. And no Zuckerberg is NOT a scientologist; please stop spreading this rumour. Soon.

California's 'Zero Energy House' is actually massive fossil hog

Sir tin of binrite

Who cares? She's hot!

Yorkshire police head off pillow fight anarchy

President for life

It's only funny until somebody gets hurt; then it's hilarious!

Mounties taser bed-ridden octagenarian

President-for-life of the Dominion of Urban Mountaineers

The RCMP just thought he was speaking Polish; give them a break.

Air France pilot in white-knuckle near miss

He's your husband? I thought you were...

A "near-miss" is either a woman separated from her husband awaiting divorce or a HIT. Pls continue

Killer Wi-Fi panics London's chattering classes

WiFi High Fi

I bame global warming.