* Posts by Andre Carneiro

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Why does no one want to invest in full fibre broadband, wails UK.gov

Andre Carneiro

Re: Gubmint investment

It’s a bit unfair to compare an infrastructure as it was 20+ years ago with the current one, especially considering the pace at which it has changed.

Telecoms have changed immeasurably since the Government owned them, and just because they made a meal of it last time doesn’t necessarily mean they would cock it up this time.

(Wishful thinking?)

Permissionless data slurping: Why Google's latest bombshell matters

Andre Carneiro

Re: Are we surprised?

The CCTV cameras may not be joined in yet. But this is just a matter of technological advance and rest assured it will happen sooner than you or I might wish for, I suspect...

One-third of mobile users receive patchy to no indoor coverage

Andre Carneiro

Re: Femtocell

Same here.

Three sent me one a few years ago and it works a charm. I wish they made it easier to purchase, manage and install (like Vodafone do)...

Attention adults working in the real world: Do not upgrade to iOS 11 if you use Outlook, Exchange

Andre Carneiro

Re: Full of nonsense as ever

Did you seriously just use ad revenue and profit as surrugate markers of journalism qualiy?

I think you may have just proven someone's point. Probably not yours.

Andre Carneiro

Re: Journalism is not about truth these days

Pretty sure you can roll-back updates.... for a while.

Facebook posts put Pharma Bro Martin Shkreli in prison as a danger to society

Andre Carneiro

More like the Jolly Rogered, I suspect...

Oracle has to pay top sales rep stiffed out of $250,000, US court rules

Andre Carneiro

Re: I wonder if...

Surely what's at stake here is not the reward model, whether the amount she is owed was disproportionate or even whether it was fair.

There was a contract. A contract! And in that contract, presumably, Oracle (rightly or wrongly in your eyes) agreed to pay a certain percentage that they then reneged on and THAT is the crux of it.

US DoD, Brit ISP BT reverse proxies can be abused to frisk internal systems – researcher

Andre Carneiro

Speaking as a non IT industry professional, I do get the impression that if a Proxy is all Cleanfeed is, then circumventing it is trivial to say the least.

I would imagine that anyone willing to look at kiddy porn will certainly have the motivation and, after a simple Google search, the knowledge to bypass it in 30 seconds.

Why even bother running it unless for other nefarious government-mandated purposes?

Nosey ex-NHS staffer slapped with fine for illegally peeking at medical records

Andre Carneiro

£1,745?

So the personal, medical, highly sensitive, highly confidential data of 29 patients is worth just under 2 grand?

Not nearly harsh enough a punishment, IMHO.

I'm pretty sure that, as a doctor, were I to commit the same a naughtiness I would be looking at a much larger fine and an interview without coffee with a General Medical Council Fitness to Practice panel.

(EDITED to correct typos)

No, Apple. A 4G Watch is a really bad idea

Andre Carneiro

Who cares about calls?

Surely you completely miss the point that including a SIM would be meant for breaking the tether to the phone and allow data services?

I very much doubt that the intent was ever to turn the watch into a phone.

Openreach pegs full fibre overhaul anywhere between £3bn and £6bn

Andre Carneiro

Other than the cost of laying it, what other additional operating costs are there?

It was my understanding that fibre was more resilient and cheaper to run (and eventually upgrade) than copper anyway?

Sysadmin jeered in staff cafeteria as he climbed ladder to fix PC

Andre Carneiro

Re: Windows for Worgroups

Aaaaah, yes! I remember the excitement of being able to print in a separate room for the first time.

And the pain of a BNC network going down and trying to find where the break in the link was!

Is Britain really worse at 4G than Peru?

Andre Carneiro

I spend a lot of time in Portugal and, whilst generally more expensive, pretty much every connectivity option is better over there than in the U.K.

Wider LTE coverage with better overall speeds and a major deployment of FTTP in pretty much every major city and now into smaller ones and also some rural areas.

All those things that, according to BT (in my eyes one of the most evil companies in the world), are unrealistic, unaffordable and "nobody wants or needs".

Harrumph!

Tesla: Revenues up, losses deepen, in start to 'exciting' 2017

Andre Carneiro

They were certainly disruptive, though

Even if Tesla fails, Musk certainly has my respect for kicking the old dinosaurs into actually getting viable EVs on the market. I, for one, am looking at the Model 3 with anticipation.

BT to pay £22m in interest to rivals in ethernet overcharging case

Andre Carneiro

Schadenfreude

I know I probably shouldn't, but as an end-consumer of Openreach products and an ex-consumer of BT shite it gives me great pleasure to see them fined, broken up and whatever other means of inflicting "pain" on a corporate entity are available.

As of today, iThings are even harder for police to probe

Andre Carneiro

Why not ZFS?

I'm by no means a File System guru (in fact I'm not even an IT professional), so this may be a stupid question.

I gather ZFS seems to have very many desirable characteristics that we're now getting with AFPS (bit rot detection being one of them). Would it not have been easier for Apple to simply implement ZFS rather than writing a whole new FS instead?

Look who's bailed out internet-satellite provider Intelsat? It's... Softbank?

Andre Carneiro

Obsolete technology

Not meaning to troll, but with the advent of world wide fibre links, what exactly is the use of satellite comms other than very niche and expensive markets?

Is that why all these operators are going bankrupt?

RAF pilot sacked for sending Airbus Voyager into sudden dive

Andre Carneiro

Re: Interesting

AP disconnects on any modern Airbus aircraft (and even in the good old A310) trigger a VERY LOUD (as in "can often be heard by the passengers in the first couple of rows) CAVLRY CHARGE aural warning, an AUTOFLIGHT - AUTOPILOT OFF warning on the Electronic Centralised Aircraft Monitoring System (ECAM) and a MASTER WARNING alert.

Can't be any more obvious, but probably a lesson learnt over the years.

Andre Carneiro

Re: Interesting

That was an A310 which still had a yoke, not a stick. Completely different set of circumstances and completely different set of FEPS.

Round-filed 'paperless' projects: Barriers remain to Blighty's Digital NHS

Andre Carneiro

Re: Somebody ...

The worst thing is that I very much suspect at least half of that information is just mindless duplication of the same data.

Nurse does obs, writes them down. Doctor comes to review patient, writes same obs down (to prove he's seen them). Physio comes to see patient, writes same obs down AGAIN (for the same reason). This is just an example: the time I spend duplicating information that is already documented is utter infuriating!

(Just one of my MANY bug bears with IT in the NHS at present)

Three drops £250m on UK Broadband

Andre Carneiro

Re: Expensive

Three are sitting out WiFi Calling? Do you know something that I don't?

<pricks ears in excitement>

Samsung fans flames of burning Galaxy Note 7 mystery

Andre Carneiro

Re: Exploding, still

Thank you

I'm claiming an exemption due to my aforementioned foreigner status on that one ;)

Andre Carneiro

Re: Exploding, still

Couldn't agree more,

I get the impression journalism has firmly hit The Age of Hyperbole.

And it's making me slightly nauseous.

Oh, how I miss the British stiff upper lip...

(DOI: I'm not British. I'm one of those disgusting Europeans who came here to take your jobs, freeload on the NHS, pay your taxes, etc., etc., etc...)

Emergency services 4G by 2020? And monkeys could fly out of my butt

Andre Carneiro

Any advantages?

I'm not entirely sure of what exactly the advantage of this migration actually is. TETRA is quite reliable and seems to be perfectly fit for purpose.

The ability of vehicle mounted devices to route portable device calls is also pretty useful and I'm not sure that this will still be a feature of the new system.

Not entirely sure that better data throughout is actually significantly useful for the Emergency Services.

Other than money for grabs, does anyone know what the point of all this is, exactly?

NHS IT bod sends test email to 850k users – and then responses are sent 'reply all'

Andre Carneiro

Still going...

It's still happening...

<sigh>

How do you forward emails to /dev/null ?

Mobile data is getting slower, faster

Andre Carneiro

Re: US Data Rates seemed rubbish

It's probably more of a Three issue, to be honest.

The whole Feel at Home thing is much better on paper than in real life. Every time I used it it (Portugal, Austria, Spain) it has been SO slow (irrespective of signal strength) as to being virtually unuseable.

There's still nothing like forking out for a native SIM if you're travelling to the same country for more than, say, a week or so...

What's Chinese and crashing in flames? No, not its economy – its crocked space station

Andre Carneiro

Re: Falling?

Not so happy if he were to get a cough...

I'll get my coat.

Great British Block-Off: GCHQ floats plan to share its DNS filters

Andre Carneiro

Toxic reputation

The inital idea may actually be laudable and even mission creep notwithstanding, GCHQ have such a toxic reputation you'd have to be a fool to be seen in business with them.

I, for one, wouldn't touch them with a barge pole (if I actually had the choice, that is).

Phones exploding in kids' hands, shares tanking – but it's not all good news at Samsung

Andre Carneiro

Wouldn't it be funny...

... if the iPhone 7 suffered from a similar issue?

It would be interesting, to say the least, to see how Apple would deal with a similar situation.

DOI: already ordered my 7 Plus.

Three owner Hutch lobs sueball at EU over failed O2 buy

Andre Carneiro

Come to my place for a cuppa.

No bastard phone signal from any of the networks over here...

Juno probe spins up its sonic screwdrivers for Jupiter flyby

Andre Carneiro
Alien

My God, what a time to be alive...

It feels like we are finally starting to move towards "the final frontier". I wish I could live long enough to see what's to come in the next 100 years... :)

Prominent Brit law firm instructed to block Brexit Article 50 trigger

Andre Carneiro

Misleading article title

It would seem that the poor quality journalism that was the hallmark of this campaign (on both sides) lives long and prospers...

They have been instructed to ensure that should Article 50 be invoked it is done so in a lawful manner which will not be open to challenge.

SOME people are clearly trying to do something properly instead of the continuous shitstorm we've been having so far, you see...

Brexit: More cash for mobile operators or consumers? Pick one

Andre Carneiro

I still don't get roaming

To this day I still don't understand why roaming is so expensive.

From what I gather, voice and data these days are pretty much simple IP transit.

Voice is pretty low-bandwidth anyway so the bulk of charges would be data.

IP transit for data is no more costly for a MNO than for any ISP (and the costs are dropping every year), so why are MNOs charging orders of magnitude more? It seems to me like a "pretend charge" created by MNOs to fleece other MNOs.

Gigabit Google? We're getting ready for 10 gigabits says Verizon

Andre Carneiro
Facepalm

Meanwhile, in the UK...

Everyone's still SO excited about G.Fast... You MIGHT get 500 Mbps... if you live a stone's throw away from the node. Maybe.

You Musk be joking: Tesla's zero to 60MPH in 2.8 SECONDS is literally 'ludicrous'

Andre Carneiro

Re: Also hope it comes with ludicrous brakes and something better than the human 0.25 sec response.

I'm VERY certain you can sustain 1G for an indefinite amount of time: just lie on your back ;)

2015 Fiat 500 fashionista, complete with facelift

Andre Carneiro

Re: Stealth Mode

Yes. You are old and cantakerous, arguing solely on opinion and no evidence.

In my day cars were boring too ;)

Three's 'Home Signal' femtocells fail, restore mobile black spots

Andre Carneiro

Whilst I agree that someone should probably have been able to advise you of this (but that certainly wouldn't have been the poor kid at the local Three store), I believe it has been policy with all the mobile carriers to severely restrict outgoing services on their networks?

I'm assuming you're using a CPE with a public IP address, of course.

Incidentally, my Home Signal is working fine. I'm sitting at home with a signal strength of -68dBm on my iPhone :)

High-speed powerline: Home connectivity without the cables

Andre Carneiro

Wired ethernet still rules

And honestly, it's not that expensive to cable your house. A bit time-consuming, maybe, but definitely worth the hassle.

Silicene takes on graphene as next transistor wonder-stuff

Andre Carneiro

Still waiting to see real-world applications of graphene, though...

G.Fast sand-slinger says it's slung bits at 500 Mbps over 200 metres

Andre Carneiro

A waste of time and money...

That is all.

Wheeee! BT preps for FIVE HUNDRED MEGABIT broadband trial

Andre Carneiro

Jesus wept!

Just stop pissing about with bodge jobs and start planning for bloody FTTP deployment already!

Telefónica to offload O2 to Three daddy Hutchison for £10.25bn

Andre Carneiro

Re: Mithers

If you have half decent broadband you can always deploy a Femtocell at home (3 Home Signal). You can't buy them in store but if your signal is nonexistent at home, Customer Retentions will get one sent out to you free of charge.

They work well, actually, the little blighters :)

Pretty sure Vodafone have a similar product (SureSignal, if memory serves right), but you'll have to pay around 50 quid to get it.

Cheer up UK mobile grumblers. It's about to get even pricier

Andre Carneiro

Not a problem with higher prices...

... provided they translate to better quality of service.

Back home in Portugal, I can get 4G pretty much almost everywhere and the service on any of the operators is generally quite good.

Yes, it's more expensive (and none of the three operators offer unlimited data packages, for example), but I, for one, would be willing to pay a bit more to get a decent service.

SO. Which IS more important to humanity: Facebook, or Portugal?

Andre Carneiro

Re: Yeah but...

Super Bock....... <droooooool>

Thought your household broadband was pants? Small biz has it worse

Andre Carneiro

"asking whether collectively we are doing enough to build the infrastructure of the future"

Obviously the answer is "no"...

Samsung denies benchmark cheating, despite evidence

Andre Carneiro

Re: As someone who works on GPU's for SS phones...

OK, let's try this again, as it seems you've not read the article or the comments.

As one of the previous posters succintly ecplained "What Ars did was to create two versions of the benchmarking tool Geekbench — one that the system could identify as Geekbench and one that it couldn't. The code remained identical". These two versions of the benchmarking tool with IDENTICAL CODE delivered two different results depending on whether the system could identify it or not.

Is "the problem here" slightly more visible now?

Wireless traffic-info networks could save BEEELIONS per year

Andre Carneiro
Big Brother

"data from the vehicles and sensors was anonymized and collected in a central location"

That, right there, has pretty much ruined it for me....

Pretty sure the NSA or GCHQ are salivating at the prospect, though...

Going under the knife? Avoid Fridays. Trust us, we asked a doctor

Andre Carneiro

Re: I would imagine

I fear that may not be quite right.

It is well known that staffing levels decrease at night and weekends. It would appear from this study that what many in the NHS have felt, actually is true: reduced staffing levels lead to increased morbidity and mortality,

I believe the medical royal colleges have tried to impress this upon the "powers that be" for years: we need more staffing round the clock, 24/7. Hospitals should never run on "skeleton staff", regardless of the time of days or day of the year.

But, of course, this comes at a price. And when hospitals are struggling to keep the staff they already have or are considering redundancies, increasing staffing levels is clearly not happening any time soon.

I think it's important, however, to get a grip on reality: Healthcare in the NHS is of very high quality even if individual patients experiences may not always be so. It's good that these "deficiencies" are brought to light, though. The NHS strives to always improve. My opinion anyway.

Andre Carneiro
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Re: No surprise

"The pay is great and the hours are even better."

Glad you've not chosen to be a doctor. You clearly haven't the first clue what it's like.

Virgin Media keeps mum as punters fume at crippled web access

Andre Carneiro
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I bet it's the bloody traffic management again...

I remember when WoW was unplayable for a number of days. Virgin kept saying it was peering this and Telia that and eventually accepted that their idiot "traffic shaping" software had cocked everything up.

I left them for their sheer incompetence managing that one incident and have never looked back.

I will try my best never to be one of their customers ever again.

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