Don't Do "Apple" PSA
-- ANTI-DRUG STYLE PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT --
SCENE: Teenager's bedroom. Bill Gates enters and is holding a small "stash" box full of electronic ephemera.
Bill G: I found these in your bedroom: an iPhone, an iPad, and OS X install CDs. You know this is verboten! Who showed you how to do this!?!? Come on! Answer me! Who showed you?!?!?
Bill Jr: You, Dad! I learned from watching you, Dad!
Voice over guy's voice: Have you talked to your kids about "Apple" or its street name, "Cider", or has your teen been asked if he's "holding any Johnny Appleseed"? Its the newest thing your kids are hooked on. Even Bill Gates is not immune!
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Biting the hand that feeds IT
