* Posts by dak

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We're free in 3... 2... 1! Amazon unhooks its last Oracle database, nothing breaks and life goes on

dak

Re: old-guard commercial-grade databases

I started out on Pr1me Information (a PICK implementation) which we migrated to UniVerse (UniData's current sibling) on SunOS by exporting and importing. It worked instantly without any changes at all.

Bloody brilliant database and much easier to use than Oracle/SQL Server/DB2.

Behold the perils of trying to turn the family and friends support line into a sideline

dak

Re: Right cable, wrong hole.

I got a support call from FiL just three days ago that turned out to be EXACTLY that problem.

Couldn't really blame him because it turned out the printer didn't even HAVE a USB port!

Justice served: There is no escape from the long server log of the law

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Upvote for the DNA reference.

Can you download it to me – in an envelope with a stamp?

dak

Re: Deliberately obnoxious

And some folk just make dix of themselves.

I just love your accent – please, have a new password

dak
Joke

Re: Blossom Dearie

She was lucky when she called she didn't get a brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr busy line.

(If puzzled, YouTube.)

dak

Anything that doesn't reflect light is invisible - I don't think that was what was meant.

dak

If what I think is being alluded to in the OP is what is actually being alluded to in the OP, then emissivity would probably be a better measure than reflectivity, although I do understand that it may not be easily understood by a helldesk operator.

dak

Re: heavy

I can assure you that no-one has ever taken me for an English person. Irish, perhaps, and occasionally Australian, but never English.

dak
Headmaster

Scottish accents are not "heavy" - they're just not the same as yours.

In Scotland only the beer is heavy.

And the rain.

dak

"a non-reflective disposition" ??

dak

Re: A small MSP?

I reckoned Nicola Sturgeon - she's tiny!

GIMP open source image editor forked to fix 'problematic' name

dak

Re: Eh?

I never understood that name - it's generally too cold here to sweat.

Unless, of course, you mean that constant perspiration is the result of our relentless work ethic...

I couldn't possibly tell you the computer's ID over the phone, I've been on A Course™

dak

Re: Can't say white / black

I think you mean "melanin-deficient".

A haematoma is a bruise.

Quick question, what the Hull? City khazi is a top UK tourist destination

dak

Re: Pedant's corner

Nor is Lochgelly.

Loch Gelly is, though.

One person's harmless japery can be another's night of LaserJet Lego

dak

Re: Heavy...

I see your Compaq and raise you an Osborne 1 {still in the loft as I type).

Brussels changes its mind AGAIN on .EU domains: Euro citizens in post-Brexit Britain can keep them after all

dak

Re: Do you want a second referendum

We like to think so, but in the EU context Scotland is NUTS regions UKM5, UKM6, UKM7, UKM8 and UKM9.

dak

Re: Do you want a second referendum?

I'll ignore the intemperate and badly-considered rant and concentrate just on the final sentence, which simply displays ignorance of the DNS system.

The .com TLD was not intended for US addresses, but for the worldwide "commercial" namespace, in the same way that .net was intended for worldwide internet organisations, and .org for worldwide non-profits organisations. Also .edu and .gov, although the latter seems to have been appropriated by the US government. The anomalous extension .mil was intended solely for the US military.

Country-specific addresses were to be prefixed by the ISO country code - I own a .uk.com address, and this approach would have kept every commercial site neatly arranged in the commercial branch. However, country-specific TLDs were then established, and .us was amongst the very first. This broke the integrity of the DNS namespace but has become the dominant format, with addresses such as .co.uk (the equivalent of .uk.com) now more common.

So, to return to my point - .com is not solely for US entities and I don't know if there is any restriction on registration. Some countries do restrict registrations by postal address - Finland and Luxembourg in my own experience, and they are entitled to do so.

But the EU is not a country, however much it would like to think it is. It is a political union of varying geographical boundaries and their approach almost seems designed cause maximum disruption. Or maybe it's just lack of thought.

Hell hath no fury like a radar engineer scorned

dak

Re: Concrete Tornado

The code name was true. I worked at Ferranti in Edinburgh in 1981, helping out with developing the ground-mapping radar. All of the Ferranti internal project names began with the word Blue - "Blue Parrot", "Blue Tit", etc although the latter was always known as "Frigid Nipple" for obvious reasons.

The Tornadoes were known locally as the Blue Circle Airline (Portland Cement's trademark, in case anyone didn't know).

It wasn't a mix-up over sizes, though, just that the radar development lagged the airframe development, and having seen a Texas Instruments engineer wielding a sledge hammer during the project I think I know why.

dak

You weren't at our school, were you?

dak

Well, well, I was on the Uganda, too!!

(School cruise, Baltic, 1975).

It's happening, tech contractors: UK.gov is pushing IR35 off-payroll rules to private sector in Finance Bill

dak

Re: "This measure is expected to impact 170,000 individuals" . . .

In the past couple of years I have worked in the UK, Denmark, Sweden and Norway (non-EU), all billed in the UK on a limited company basis.

In the past week alone I have turned down opportunities in the UK, the Netherlands, Germany, Luxembourg and Ireland.

Don't blink - just go where the work is.

As HMRC's quarterly deadline for online VAT filing looms, biz dogged by 'technical difficulties'

dak

"with the testing having only occurred in a short time scale"

Hmmm.....

Will that old Vulcan's engines run? Bluebird jet boat team turn to Cold War bomber

dak

Re: Not old enough.

Exactly 100 years ago today the R34 (R33's sister) was heading west on the first ever east-west transatlantic crossing by air.

A few days later it made the first ever return trip.

dak

Re: That Howl though!

When I worked at Ferranti in 1981 there were people there still VERY bitter that the TSR2 contract had been ended so ignominiously.

I'll just clear down the database before break. What's the worst that could happen? It's a trial

dak

Re: BTDTGTTS

It kicks in after exactly one oh-no second...

Tim Peake's Soyuz lands in London after jaunt around the UK

dak
Headmaster

Re: Scarier than Manchester?

East Kilbride.

Boeing admits 737 Max sims didn't accurately reproduce what flying without MCAS was like

dak

Re: The People's Airliner?

I'm a Test Manager (mostly).

To me it's very obvious why these crashes happened. Boeing are not the only company to skimp on testing spend (apparently). But they are in an industry that really can't afford to do so, for either human or financial reasons.

dak

Re: The People's Airliner?

Downvotes? Why?

Do none of you know about those airships?

dak
Boffin

The People's Airliner?

Reading some of the comments above, there seems to be a percentage of commentors who think that the problems arise from Boeing being a commercial concern, driven by profit. (Apparently Airbus seem to be given a bye because of the EU's pseudo-direction of the company.)

This has been a long standing discussion in aviation. Could I please suggest that anyone holding that opinion reads up on the story of the R100 and R101 airships, built in tandem to exercise just that question?

Essex named sexiest British accent followed closely by, um, Glaswegian

dak

"Strathaven is your next one."

I lived in Strathaven for over 20 years, we had plenty of amusement at foreigners' attempts to find us.

Grew up in nearby Chapelton (Chaipel'un) and our school used to play football against our enemies in Glassford (the Glessart).

But I've always wondered - just what exactly is Greater Glasgow greater than?

dak
Headmaster

Re: Brummie

*** Or how to spell it - it's Lichfield.

And that was said in a Lanarkshire (not Glaswegian) accent.

Key to success: Tenants finally get physical keys after suing landlords for fitting Bluetooth smart-lock to front door

dak
Headmaster

Re: Terms and Conditions and Conditions and Conditions...

Tut, tut.

It's pedantry, not pedantism.

Kids, eh?

Apple stock hits bottom ... as AirPod exits man's backside and still works after colonic travels

dak

Re: Answering the call of nature

Obviously it would have been a trunk call.

NASA fingers the cause of two bungled satellite launches, $700m in losses, years of science crashing and burning...

dak
Boffin

Re: There is quality

Yes there is - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aluminium_oxynitride

College student with 'visions of writing super-cool scripts' almost wipes out faculty's entire system

dak

Re: To err is human

Downvoted for your last line.

You describe a sensible programme of events that includes testing and then say that testing is for the faint-heated?

Vodafone exec dons tartan tam-o'-shanter, clutches bottle of Irn-Bru, in snap shared with firm... just before Glasgow staff told of redundo dates

dak
Joke

Re: Soft Racism

Don't you mean "jocky" racism?

Bored bloke takes control of British Army 'psyops' unit's Twitter

dak

Re: The Best of British

The original Normans were all Vikings.

And Roman is almost an anagram of Norman - spooky, eh?

Using WhatsApp for your business comms? It's either that or reinstall Lotus Notes

dak

Re: Troos?

Naw, it's definitely trews, as in "tartan trews", the traditional wedding outfit of those not brave enough to wear a kilt.

It's the end of 2018, and this is your year in security

dak

Re: Looking into Windows

I think he's actually blaming Microsoft.

You remember - the people that own LinkedIn?

If Shadow Home Sec Diane Abbott can be reeled in by phishers, truly no one is safe

dak

Re: I doubt she'll ever be Home Secretary, but...

Free education - 1871 (at least here in Scotland)

State pension - 1908

First Labour (minority) government - 1924

NHS - 1948

I suppose one out of three isn't bad. Same grasp of numbers as Ms Abbott...

London flatmate (Julian Assange) sues landlord (government of Ecuador) in human rights spat

dak
Headmaster

Re: arrogance

No, I think you'll actually find it is "tossed out to the kerb".

On the seventh anniversary of Steve Jobs' death, we give you 7 times he served humanity and acted as an example to others

dak

Re: It's not April 1st, is it?

I didn't see any satire.

Lots of sarcasm, though.

HP Ink should cough up $1.5m for bricking printers using unofficial cartridges – lawsuit

dak

Re: HP Instant Ink?

Brother also have very good Linux drivers, which also run the scanners on their MFCs. They work very well with inkjet, laser and label printers.

The only problem is that their label editing software only works under Windows, not even under Wine.

Male escort says he gave up IT to do something more meaningful

dak

Re: "I get to make a genuine difference to people's lives"

That's why I gave up working as a UNIX sysadmin - the only measure of success was a lack of complaints.

BOFH: Resistance is futile - we're missing BEER O'CLOCK

dak
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Re: I beg to differ!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amNF_F6oeRU

Or even...

http://youtu.be/1_VBnCwi0jc

Rubbish broadband drives Scottish people out of the Highlands

dak
Megaphone

Re: Opinion?

No, he's right, it is an SNP mouthpiece, albeit an independent one.

And they've banned me just for stating some actual, verifiable facts that deviated from the SNP party line.

http://tpdrsl.org/index.php/component/jaggyblog/just-call-me-mcyezhov

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Re: Could it be ..

No.

IT mercenaries and buy-to-let landlords are my HEROES - here's why

dak

Re: Yes, but...

@Tom.

You're right. I'm still annoyed. Especially when the CT on my rented flat in Manchester was more than on my 5-bedroom house in Lanarkshire.

dak
Unhappy

Yes, but...

Those of us who do move around the country also have privately owned houses, so presumably it is not the rate of home ownership, but the availability of accessible remote accommodation that is important.

One real annoyance for peripatetic home owners such as myself is Council Tax. I have to pay 100% of my home CT. Living in a rented flat as a single person I should get 50% discount for single occupancy. BUT the flat is counted as a second home so only qualifies for 10% discount.

Therefore, as a flexible worker I have to pay 190% of CT.

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