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Microsoft says 8 GB of RAM should be enough for anyone running Windows 11

Andy The Hat

Re: "design is complete when there's nothing more that can be removed"

Love to see what happened when they blew the arse out of the eht supply ... or started generating X-rays ... Have to say that in my experience with CRT design this approach would be a very bad idea.

We used to deliberately leave long legs on stressed components to allow a bit more cooling instead of using more expensive items. But clipping willy-nilly on high voltage equipment would be plain stupid..

Andy The Hat

Please, just once ...

use the phrase "We are reissuing Windows 7 with security patches."

Win10 is ok (ish) but ... no ... Windows 7+security. Machines will fly and I'll go back to paying for a license without MS telemetrying my life away.

DEF CON bans Meta-style 'pervert glasses'

Andy The Hat

Re: In the UK, benefit fraud on health grounds is rampant, a lifestyle better than working

"Interesting that you seem to define stupidity as someone having a different opinion to you, in which case you'll probably find this report stupid as well.

Canadian Medical Association Journal: Exposing medical fraud: “one of the last taboos in society”. It even mentions the UK specifically.

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC3537775/"

You did actually read that article? For your information it didn't say anything about benefit claimants but did specify several general types of fraudster including patients, consultants and doctors ... or are those the types of lifestyle you disagree with?

Charity bank pulls online services over security fears

Andy The Hat
Coat

Re: "The bank later apologized to customers experiencing difficulties with the service."

"I meant the English UK spelling of apologise ..."

Would that be with the German pronunciation eg "many apple-o-geys for the inconweenyence ..."

Top EU court clips YouTube's intermediary defense over reviewed content

Andy The Hat

Re: Now smack them hard for all the scam ads

"…. you inc. all the ‘mini portable air conditioners ... that break all the laws of physics."

... I laughed so hard my excellent, almost invisible, AI generated, squidgy dental "veneers" made of second hand squash balls nearly fell out!

Court tosses Microsoft's appeal in pre-owned software licenses spat

Andy The Hat

Re: just wait

If those time-expired certificates were not mentioned in the original purchase and MS knew that to be so when they sold a lifetime licence, that IMHO would be deliberately restricting the life of the product which contravenes their own licence. I wonder if refunds are in order?

Microsoft flips Windows Backup to on by default unless you're in the EU

Andy The Hat

is this forcing an online account again?

Europe's new import rules are coming for your bargains

Andy The Hat

The EU giveth then taketh away

"Trump is an idiot! Tariffs are terrible! Tariffs don't work! Free market economies rule! He's hurting his own people by making money with stealth taxes!"

"We could have more tariffs ...? What a perfect idea!"

Boffins bet on quantum computers, AI supers to solve fusion fuel dilemma

Andy The Hat

you misunderstand, blockchain is so old hat! All they have to do is get loads of cash to pump into AI and quantum to make it work - cash baby cash! Then, with the aid of lots more "targeted investment", they hope to be able to use whatever they produce to see if it comes up with an idea of how to make fusion work. By the time this all unfolds as a house of cash-cards, the CEOs will be done and dusted, the huge "targeted investments" will be long funneled through the Cayman Islands/multiple yachts and the populous will be pinning their hopes on something still 20 years away ...

Boffin claims Microsoft's supposed quantum leap does not compute due to 'basic Python errors'

Andy The Hat
Coat

Re: Quantum computers revealed to be Schroedinger's Cat.

Wouldn't it be easier to ask the cat to mew the results? Perhaps to the tune of something by Cat Sevens?

Bold move, Cotton: Trump administration tells US techies it expects American quantum computer by 2028

Andy The Hat

Re: Did you notice ...... ?

It will be called IQ and have 42 apple cores so be designated "IQ: 42" and will be the biggliest and expensiviest computator ever built. Because we're great at building com..pu-tors ... yes we are ... ours will be the bestiest ... and solid gold because the goldier the better ... and I will have have my name "President D J Trump" above it's designation in blue vinyl ... we found that peeling off another job to save the people money ... see we're saving money already ... It's fully funded and paid for by private individuals ... private people, organised by the OMB - from their donations sloshing around from a small group called "taxpayers" ... I've not heard of them, are they popular?

Brits still reckon Big Tech isn't paying enough tax

Andy The Hat

I don't think we need big tax hikes or targeted tax. We need the greasy-backhander loopholes in tax law closed so that a corner shop selling balloons is paying the same, proportionately, on profits as Amazon. By weedling the definition of profit (eg by claiming "IP licensing" payments to sister-companies in a tax-haven via their sister company in Luxemburg (that also pays the "IP licensing ...) are tax deductable costs) they avoid tax ... close these holes in our tax law. This initially at least is a local tax policy (isn't that what Brexit was supposed to do?) Rip up the tens of volumes of tax law-fiddles and replace them with relatively straight forward systems that were in place when Maggie arrived (she doubled tax law, Blair/Brown doubled it again ...) Fundamentally, the *people* are mandated to pay the correct tax to HMRC, if we can't understand the process it's deliberately too complicated

Apple's WebKit performance tax leaves iOS browsers stuck in the slow lane, says Microsoft

Andy The Hat

Re: Yawn

Speed not an issue? I'm not so sure. My machine is very sluggish and I've only got 37 tabs open ... :-)

The real issue is the crap loading behind what you need. Why have a line of text saying "done" instead of 3 concurrent animations, ten ads, five sliding backgrounds and a floating pop-up dialogue box ...?

Perhaps I'm just too old?

Surface tension rises as Microsoft's latest kit starts at a pricey $1,499

Andy The Hat

Who'd have thought to use recycled aluminium?

I did hear that the fans pump recycled air too ...

UK digital ID gets brain trust to 'challenge' ministers on policy

Andy The Hat

For "to ensure the system works for everyone"

Read: this is tweaking around the edges of how we are going to do it, not should we do it.

Malware scare keeps schoolkids home for a second day

Andy The Hat

Re: School can't school?

Assume network correctly taken down because of whatever intrusion. Fine and dandy.

We can open the barriers (that are card controlled over the network) manually ... chalk that one up. Lower security but we'll cope if a car bomber attacks us ... or whatever the expensive barriers are for.

The electronic door locks will work for a while for most people, GREAT! Unless the ones that are network linked, but you can wedge the doors open ... the fire doors ... err ... let's ignore that bit.

No network resources. In the meantime let's use good old pencil and paper! Where are the text books? Online ... Arghhh!

Ok teachers, produce something by hand on "paper" using a "pen" and hand it out. Away we go! Can you just copy this 300 times for year 10 please using the copiers that are controlled via network authentication ... bugger

Ok we'll chalk and talk, that'll definitely work. Yes even where there are no whiteboards because they've been replaced with screens ...

BTW, if there's an emergency how do we make a phone call as the school phone system is network controlled, the emergency link to the fire brigade is now down and the mobile signal is patchy at best?

What's that noise? Oh that's the expensive site-wide automatic lockdown alarm that goes off when we're being attacked by rogue agents of the "Prevention of Cruelty to Avacados" wielding mushy bananas or something. It's normally controlled by the network but we can't turn it off ... the battery will run down in an hour ... meanwhile, according to protocol, can everyone hide under the desks and lock the doors ... the doors with locks that we have sketchy control over.

Anyway, given the current Government mantra, how on earth can we do all this without access to AI?

No, it's not easy.

Brit regulator finds mobile network service on trains is far from first class

Andy The Hat

Can't stream video on a train ... "The on-board service also used older standards, typically Wi-Fi 4 or 5."

Wi-fi 5 is now "an old standard"? Try telling that to most wi-fi routers ...

Hell I can't stream stuff at home without a landline ... although I admit to not knowing what the actual bandwidth is of phone semaphore at the bottom of the garden to try to grab any any-G signal to send a text ...

Blue Origin's New Glenn makes a crater-sized dent in Artemis plans

Andy The Hat

Re: Criticise Musk but....

But without someone with almost outrageous ambitions, little would happen. Just look at ESA's attitude when Musky started - reusability is a myth, overhyped and will never work, let's build another disposable launcher. It could have failed spectacularly but the point is it didn't. Now we are in the reality of Buck Rogers/Thunderbirds (pick your sci-fi age group!) style landings every week, with ESA and the rest of the world (apart from China) sucking their knuckles whilst trying to catch this idiot upstart ...

FCC warns US broadcasters their licenses are a privilege, not a right

Andy The Hat

Re: "more would-be broadcasters than available spectrum licenses"

The consultancy over continuation of the UK broadcast tv service has just started. People will not realise what value it was until the aerials go quiet and they have to watch a swirly buffery thing followed by "enter your credit card details and Government ID to watch this content". Bye bye channel surfing ...

Dutch cops wrest 17M devices from mystery botnet's clutches

Andy The Hat

"...avoid installing apps from unofficial sources, and keep software up to date."

So google, MS, github are all ok then? At least you could tell average Joe in less than several chapters of security spiel how to recognise an "official" source from an "unofficial" one ... isn't it easier to say probably "less dodgy" and "more dodgy"?

At least we have a massive multinational producing security patches for Win10 ... but refusing to release them to the majority of those 400M remaining users after October ...

FAA grounds SpaceX’s Starship after another launch mishap

Andy The Hat

Commercialisation ...

Can't help thinking that if SpaceX as a firm is fully commercialised and run on purely economic grounds to satisfy shareholders it may actually end up ruining the whole ethos of the company (say what you like, it has a vision) and take with it what is massively successful - the Falcon launch system. Over reliance on that system by those requiring launches may result in prices per launch increasing not driven downwards as has been the trend ... Great for a monopolistic launch provider but not for space launch capability as a whole.

Andy The Hat

Re: Expected

Come now, we all know Trump has the biggiest IQ of any orange thing, moron or fruit.

Vivaldi 8 polishes the chrome without coating it in AI

Andy The Hat

One decent statement ...

"Our stance is clear: when you outsource exploration to an artificial agent, you're not browsing anymore, you're being browsed."

Neither here nor there when it concerns the browser but that statement needs quoting a lot.

Mozilla warns UK: Breaking VPNs will not magically fix Britain's age-check mess

Andy The Hat

The Government are looking to ban VPNs ... but "VPNs help protect users' location, reduce tracking and avoid IP-based profiling."

The Government want all of these things hence the reason to ... err ... "protect the children", not to do anything nefarious.

And I'm sure no future Government would do anything nefarious either.

The Government understand exactly what they're doing and why they're doing it, they just don't now how to do it politically.

London cops hail fixed facial recognition cams after suspects collared every 35 mins

Andy The Hat

Re: Stranger things

Obvious and probably a very important question - were the 469,827 images, which didn't give a hit, all immediately deleted from the database or are they stored for future reference?

UK puts £20.5M behind 'numberplate for the skies' to keep tabs on drones

Andy The Hat

Re: The Obvious Political Answer

That's the way things work nowadays. You can't police the bad guys so you police everyone else instead.

Minister gives Palantir's NHS platform a clean bill of health

Andy The Hat

One of those veiled comments ...

"The NHS England Programme Team work with trusts and integrated care boards to understand their plans to maximise the benefits of the NHS FDP for their patients and staff, ..."

That expressly does not say "work to assess needs and produce a package to provide maximum benefit to patients and staff". It actually says "here's the FDP to use, even if it's rubbish, get what you can out of it".

Andy The Hat

Re: Response from an MP

Sorry for the downvote, my finger slipped :-)

SAP user group slams 'uncertainty' in ERP giant's API policy

Andy The Hat

"... with industry standard cloud practices"

and pray tell me, where is the definitive list of "industry standard cloud practices"?

Would it be more correct to use phrases such as "what others do" or "what others get away with"?

Watch out UK taxpayers: 28,000 HMRC staffers just got an AI copilot

Andy The Hat

Secure as a wet sponge?

So the obvious question being is my entire tax history being made accessible by MS Co-pilot in the cloud or a local instance? Is my data heading beyond the bounds of UK data sovereignty? Is my data at all secure?

UK gov pays public £550 to discuss Digital ID – then bans journalists from the room

Andy The Hat

... and you must not be an elected representative ... apart from the Ministers introducing this who, I presume, were not elected?

... and no journos as the job you do obviously has negative bearing on your views of this subject.

Who do these people think they are? Randomly selecting individuals after they've been sorted into the correct type ...

Age checks could turn internet into an ID checkpoint, complains Proton CEO

Andy The Hat

Re: Apple joining in the game?

"As it happened it was painless for me (credit card already on file therefore assumed >18) but given there was no forewarning and the potential for restrictions if not validated, it struck me as Apple (unsurprisingly) looking after their own interests and not necessary their captive customers."

It has been mandated by the UK Government that holding a valid credit card or other over-18 system is not good enough to show that you are actually over 18. The full identity is required and that is why companies are either capitulating (Apple) or backing out (Reddit). This is nothing to do with age verification and everything to do with identity tracking and the assumption that everyone is guilty so we better get their data just in case ...

Next I predict they'll suddenly realise that biometric data being spread to the four winds without security is not ideal and suggest a way around this complete mess could be a "secure" national digital id database with age verification that could be accessed by providers ... (I can feel Tony Blair's fingers as I say it ...)

AI is not the looming Big Brother, simple age verification is.

Stale gov.uk pages are feeding AI overviews old data and Brits are believing it

Andy The Hat

Why is this seen as a particular issue with gov.uk? There are millions of sites that archive or deprecate pages daily, often leaving them available as reference or archive, but still expect viewers to have the common sense to read the page that's in front of them before they dig down into historic material.

As we all should know, data is not information, even if AI says it is.

Anybody who blindly trusts AI to validate what it spits out as truth deserves all they get ...

Google Chrome lacks protection against one of the most basic and common ways to track users online

Andy The Hat

The "Don't be evil" mantra has slid past "Don't get caught being evil" all the way to "Don't be evil unless it makes money".

Decades-old Linux UI bug fixed by dev younger than the window manager

Andy The Hat

Re: But don't rush to call it finished just to say so

There is a similarity with art - a good artist knows when to stop.

If I asked someone to "Paint me a dog" I expect a picture of a dog with some background. Perhaps he comes in to repair it or give it a new securing coat of varnish every few years.

What I don't expect is a picture of next door's cat with my dog in the background. Then I don't expect a mandatory visit from the artist every six months to update the painting with a random collection of gerbils and have my dog mostly painted over with "AI-Robo-Mutt". Then the artist refuses to apply a new coat of securing varnish, despite Gerbil Two's tail being very flaky, because the underlying painting is a bit old ...

Cops hand Motorola £25M no-bid deal to keep 2000-era radios alive

Andy The Hat

Whistles and waving are more likely to get responses than a 4G signal and phone semaphore in some parts of the country ... "Would you mind not shooting anyone for a moment Mr Assailant while I nip up to the end of the road and try to get a phone signal to call for backup ...?"

'People's Panel' to check if UK wants controversial Digital ID will cost £630K

Andy The Hat

hooray

finally, we have legitimate justifications for digital id:

1) to stop international visitors getting into museums free ...

2) err ... anyone got a second?

Digital euro goes full sovereignty mode, US cloud giants not on guest list

Andy The Hat

Re: Presumably..

... but with a single system that people become reliant on, immediate termination would be almost impossible and the companies will know that. Think fujitsu, capita, more capita ... serco ... capita ...

Brit lawmaker targeted by AI deepfake fails to get answers from US Big Tech

Andy The Hat

A dfifferent approach

I may have a different view on this.

If a newspaper published this material they would be liable as they are the source of the material.

If I published false information I would be liable as I was the source of the material.

The problem for meta et al and the Government is that if I publish material on Google's site, who is liable?

There have been arguments about this for years.

If the Government had the balls to issue a decree and *either* go after the media companies or go after the individuals producing the material there would be recourse.

At the moment we're in no man's land where the government doesn't want to scare the big social media companies (think of the post-politics directorships ...) but think it's too hard to chase those actually producing the material so are just staring at oncoming headlights and doing nothing significant.

We need a middle road - the media companies should be legally mandated to take down material, not at the simple request of one individual but through a system to prevent vociferous removal claims, and then those media companies need to be providing user data to the authorities *by warrant* to facilitate court proceedings against those individuals posting false materials. If the companies claim not to be the source publishers then there are no journalistic restrictions on source data ...

YouTuber lands on Moon using a ZX Spectrum. Conditions apply

Andy The Hat

But why?

I believe you can shout instructions into an AI attached smart watch ...

"Fly me to the moon"

"No, not that one, actually get me from here to there ..."

"Now land me on the moon"

"Pump, why do you need an air pump?"

"Needing an inflatable rescue dingy to ensure a soft touchdown on unknown terrain is not a general requirement for a moon landing even though Indiana Jones did it in the Himalayas."

"Yes I'm aware that there are few remaining examples of soft landings on unknown terrain so you'll have to guess ..."

"No we don't have a cheese slice."

"... or a copy of Moon Landing for Dogs ..."

"Please emulate Scott's ZX Spectrum ..."

Country that put backdoors into Cisco routers to spy on world bans foreign routers

Andy The Hat

Re: Ha ha ha ha ha

I guess that would have been "I had a chat with my security specialist Kristie Noem" then ...

Google unleashes Gemini AI agents on the dark web

Andy The Hat

Re: Google lying to customers

Unless they are analysing encrypted data transiting through systems somehow ...

That would indeed be a boon for criminal enforcement agencies, spies and dictators but terrible for every legitimate internet user on the planet ...

PwC will say goodbye to staff who aren't convinced about AI

Andy The Hat

And the Lord spaketh saying

"Praise AI for AI will make us money without providing benefit to the customer"

"but the Government will bestow us with gifts and grants to build datacenters upon the lands."

And then he whispered

"and lo, we will be paid a second time to use a real person to fix the problems the AI leaves behind."

GOV.UK chatbot gets smarter but slower as LLMs improve

Andy The Hat

Re: Negligence

^^this, simply this.

Hide and sleek: Latest Vivaldi release can tuck its UI away until summoned

Andy The Hat

Re: Somebody check my memory

Those were the days when Opera 6 was the top of the pile and doing useful stuff for users. I paid for it too.

Was my default up to Opera 12 then unfortunately in one release cycle it completely lost its way.

UK splashes £45M on AI supercomputer to help crack fusion power

Andy The Hat

Is 1.4MW particularly beefy for a thunderous, brain stomping, Om-challenging AI entity that's not based on ARM or RISCV power sippers? Sounds a bit wussy to me.

Atomic Britain: UK plans regulatory reset to boost nuclear power

Andy The Hat

"In the UK, at least, the government wants to get the country off its dependence on volatile fossil fuel markets that have driven up fuel prices,"

No, they want to force everyone to use increasingly cheaper to produce electricity whilst insisting on the price being pegged to an inevitably rising price of gas.

This maximises fat-cat-class profit for little effort ...

The day they remove that price constraint is the day I consider that they may be doing something sensible rather than simply greasing their own palms.

Microsoft Copilot now boarding your health information

Andy The Hat

"Data in Copilot Health is protected ... including encryption at rest and in transit, ... strict access controls ... Your information in Copilot Health is not used for model training."

So it's encrypted at all times - except whilst being processed in the cloud in some country, somewhere.

Strict access controls - only those who pay us have access to your data.

The data is not used blah blah - so who's data are MS using, in an ongoing fashion, to assess and modify accuracy of the model?

Musk makes the Macrohard joke again

Andy The Hat

Isn't this the scenario, if not the company, that most of the political classes of the world are investing in?

Citizens mandated to communicate with AI interfaces controlled by centralised AI systems and that all orchestrated by one (eg UK-KierBot Plc) AI?

As suggested, any company just providing a service (in whatever form) should run under AI as there is no physical production, just data flow. You don't even need money as it's figures on an AI's spreadsheet. Thus I believe such a company can be modelled simply as an algorithm or a data function element.

"If it works" is not the start of the problem - who controls the orchestrating AI(s) is the main issue. This is a vision of Big Brother under construction.

Musk's Grok sparks outrage after chatbot makes offensive jibes about football disasters

Andy The Hat

Re: Big deal!

In the UK an individual has the right to be offensive (as has been tested in law) and an individual has the right to be offended (but that is generally not considered relevant in law) unless being offensive continues in such a way that the action is considered harassment.